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PEPARTMENT
BUSINESS & INVEST. OPPOR.
FOR SALE—Ladies’ Store
A successful business, 31% years old.
Cause for selling death of owner.
LADIES' READY TO WEAR
Best lines carried.
MILLINERY, ____ ACCESSORIES
AND PIECE GOODS
Phone 162, Greer, S. C.
MRS. W. K. HILL
For reference Greer, S. C.
Dun and Bradstreet.
FOR SALE—Laundry and dry cleaning
business. Auburn, Ga„ or machinery. Dry
cleaning tumbler, extractor, washer, filter,
press, 2 laundry washers, < xtractor, 2 Hoff
man hot heads, double sleever, sleeve 3-way
press. 120" five-roller Prosperity hot head, folding board,
cylinder-type 35-h.p. flatwork iron
er, L. air compressor, boiler.
D. ^------ WALDROP - Tifl Tifton, Ga.
HELP W ANTED—MEN, WO MEN
HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS
wanted at Murphy, North Carolina: Sci¬
ence. commercial, English, history, coach.
Salary from S180 to $250
9 months term.
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DENTAL TECHNICIANS’ SCHOOLS.
Vets and others apply. 1112 East Evans or
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Genealogists In Demand! Profitable pro¬
fession. 10 lessons. Earn while learning.
Manual $1. Natl. Genealogical Research
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MISCELLANEOUS
ONE 50-H. P. TYPE Y Fairbanks-Morse
oil engine with belt connected. jnnect 40 KVA
_____ _
generator a tor and an exciter with switchboard.
One 37*/2-h. p. TYPE Y Fairbanks-Morse Fair
“ il engine with belt _______innecreu. connected. 20 KVA
_ - ______ xwxx
generator and exciter ____ with yith switchboard. switci
In T„---i; good condition +;____ and priced ch eap.
W. A. CARTER, Mayor Plains, T>, ~ : Ga.
FOR SALE — AMERICAN IDEAL steam
boiler S-25-6 and Whiting stoker, 1,055-ft.
rating. Suitable for small apt., church or
large home. Used but in perfect condition.
$450 complete. HAROLD McKENZIE, 5
Ivy St.. N. E., Atlanta, Ga.
42x100 AMERICAN RETURN apron fiat
work ironer; 100-inch Troy single roll flat
work ironer: 64-inch Poland single roll
handkerchief ironer; 4x6 press Hoffman
vacuum.
CRYSTAL LAUNDRY & CLEANERS
310 Angier Ave., N. E. - Atlanta, Ga.
FOR SALE
Slightly Wave used Eugene Duplex Permanent
machine, voltage adjuster, accesso¬
ries, used less than ten times.
MRS. BILL MATHIS - Nashville, Ga.
LADIES! Unusual gifts and household
items from Hollywood. Postcard brings
free list. VAN SCOTT SERVICE, 3160West
Sixth Street. Los Angeles 5, California.
POEMS WANTED for new songs! Send
poem for immed. consid. Hamann Service,
599 Manhattan Bldg., Milwaukee, Wis.
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KEEPERS FINDER
By CHARLES PALMER
The chauffeur pulled the long
black car over to the side of the
dusty road, and the elderly gentle¬
man in the tonneau leaned forward
to open the door for the two hitch¬
hikers. The slim, nervous one with
the beady black eyes sat on one
side of the elderly gentleman; the
large, sleepy one on the other.
The elderly gentleman’s hands
were folded benignly in his lap. His
friendly, rather vague eyes peered
at first one, then the other. He
broke the silence. “My name is
Vandermoor, gentlemen. And
you?”
The slim, nervous one sat up
sharply. “Any relation to the Van¬
dermoor bank family?”
“Yes,” said the elderly gentle¬
man, stroking his gray goatee. “I
have that honor, if
This you call it one.”
“Then,” said the
Week's slim one, “this is
your tucky day.
Best Ain’t it, George?”
The big one took
Fiction his from hungry the passing gaze
orange trees long
enough to grunt agreement, and
turned back to contemplating the
luscious fruit.
The slim one fixed the elderly gen¬
tleman with a gimlet eye, and
hooked a taut finger confidently in
his lapel.
“Have you ever neglected the
birthday of a loved one, and spent
sleepless nights of regret?” he
probed intensely. “Have you ever
slipped up on remembering an an¬
niversary and gone to the doghouse
as a result—or failed to congratu¬
late a friend on a promotion and
gotten the fishy eye the next time
you met? Have you?”
“Well, yes,” apologized the elder¬
ly gentleman, “I have. I am a trifle
forgetful at times,” adding defen¬
sively, “but then, most people are.”
“Ah,” pressed the slim one, giv¬
ing the lapel an impressive shake,
“my point exactly. Most people are,
like you, forgetful, and they suffer
for it. They suffer because they
know the slight or omission was not
intended and realize too, that the
neglected one is certain to wrongly
interpret it. Maybe a long friend¬
daughter ship will hurt. be strained, or a wife or
“But, suppose you were to sudden¬
ly find yourself in a position where
those slights and omissions never
happened any more! Wouldn’t you
be delighted—especially if it meant
no effort on your part, no strain,
no time; in fact, nothing beyond
the payment of a very small fee?”
The elderly gentleman nodded. “I
imagine most people would be as
delighted as I.”
“My point again!” cried the slim
one. “Now, George and I are at
this moment on our way to Los
Angeles to initiate just such a serv¬
ice. We plan to call it The Tell
You-When Co., Inc.
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the rainbow
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12 State of
being evil
14 Period of
time
15 Aspect
16 Streamer
18 Submerged
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iridium
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summit of
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command
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Polynesian
islands
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44 Note of scale
45 Post for
securing
hawsers
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in verse
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father
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suspend*d
in a liquid
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cheer
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council
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Columbus
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ark
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maid
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filled with
explosives
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shrilly
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soldier
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tonal quality
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enclosed by
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a river
“All you have to do is give us the
names of the people whose anniver¬
saries you want to remember; with
the dates if you have' them, other¬
wise we will look them up for you.
“Give us too, the names of people
whose promotions, marriages,
births, deaths and so on you want
to mark with a gift or note; and
our clipping service will watch the
papers and other sources of infor¬
mation. When an item pops up on
the calendar we keep in your name,
we notify you—and for a small ad¬
ditional fee we will even write an
appropriate note, or purchase and
forward a gift. Now, tell me: Does
that fill a long-felt need?”
The elderly gentleman’s eyes were
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“ ‘Okay,’ he said, ‘I bit.’ Then he kissed the check regretfully and
tore it up.”
bright with interest. “Amazing,
young man! Exactly what I need.
Put me down as your first sub¬
scriber.”
“You see!” said the slim one.
“You snapped at it. So will others.
Which brings us to the heart of the
matter, doesn’t it, George?” George
turned from the oranges long
enough to grunt a second agree¬
ment, and turned back to his con¬
templation. An orange would go
very, very good just now. The slim
one grasped the elderly gentleman’s
lapel again.
“Mr. Vandermoor, I called this
your lucky day. It is. You, being
a Vandermoor, have money which
you are probably willing to treble
on a proposition that can’t miss.
George and I have such a proposi¬
tion, but no money. Now, why can’t
we get together on this thing?”
“Hmm,” remarked the elderly
gentleman. “How much capital do
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sheltered side
55 Examination
57 Insane
58 Affirmative
62 Earth goddess
you estimate your venture will re¬
quire?” inspected him with
The slim one
covert calculation. “Well, there’s
advertising—office rent, telephones
and help—livings for George and
me—all only until the golden flood
begins to roll in. Say; oh say, five
thousand dollars. That should be
sufficient to launch the business.”
The elderly gentleman drew a
checkbook from his pocket, and un¬
limbered his fountain pen. The
beady eyes glistened. The elderly
gentleman turned to the back of a
check and began to figure. The slim
one exhaled sharply, opened his
mouth to speak, but thought better
of it.
In a few moments, the elderly gen¬
tleman stopped figuring, and looked
out the car window, stroking his
goatee reflectively. He shook his
head slowly.
“No,” he said. “I believe your
calculations to be in error. You
will need at least ten thousand dol¬
lars to get your proposition under
way.”
The blood slowly flowed back into
the slim one’s cheeks. Mr. Vander¬
moor turned his checkbook over and
poised his pen.
“I am a man of quick decisions,”
he told the slim one. “I am con¬
vinced of the worth of your idea,
and of your ability to carry it
through. Your name?” The slim
one supplied it, and the elderly gen¬
tleman wrote out the check, tore
it from the book, and handed it to
him.
“And now, I see we are almost
home. If you young men will come
in with me, we can draw up some
informal papers to cover the mat*
ter, and then I will have my driver
take you on to the city to start your
company.”
The car swung from the highway
and stopped smoothly. A uniformed
attendant hobbled from the gate
house to unlock the ponderous iron
grilles which effectively barred the
driveway.
Suddenly the slim one bent for¬
ward. His eyes rested on a small
bronze plate set in the stone pillar.
“Sunnyside Home for the Mentally
Diseased,” he read slowly, choking
as the words sunk in. He turned
toward George, flicking a rather
hopeless glance in his direction.
George turned away sadly—to again,
appraise the oranges. The slim one’s
eyes dropped to the flourishing sig¬
nature on the check he still held in
his hands. “Napoleon Vandermoor,”
he quoted.
His lips tightened murderously for
a moment, then he grinned sheep¬
ishly.
“Okay, Napoleon,” he said. “I bit.
Your name ain’t Vandermoor, but
just to even it up, George and me
ain’t starting any Tell-You-When
Service, either! Because somebody
else beat us to it a year ago, see,
and all we wanted your dough for
was to skip the country before the
dicks caught up to us.” He kissed
the check regretfully, then tore it
into little pieces, and tossed them
in the air, watching them flutter
down.
“Come on, George,” he said, “or¬
anges for breakfast.”
“The elderly gentleman watched
them trudge down the road, and
stroked his goatee contemplatively
as the car rolled up the drive. It
stopped in front of a brick building
with barred windows, and he stood
beside the car for a moment.
“Harvey,” he said to the waiting
driver, “wait here for me. I’ll be
only a moment.”
The chauffeur touched his cap re¬
spectfully.
“Yes, Doctor Vandermoor,” he
said.
Early Day Painting
In the days when paint recipes
were kept in the family cook book,
our colonial ancestors knew about
making paint out of skimmed milk,
which is basicaly the same idea as
the modern casein paint of to¬
day which has a milk base. Colo¬
nial dames mixed skimmed milk
with salt, boiled rice, coffee and egg
white when they wanted a batch of
paint for freshening up their
houses. And a painted house was a
matter of social prestige. It was
considered presumptuous for a
tradesman to paint his dwelling.
Gradually, though, as the idea of
equality penetrated, the butcher
-ind the baker and the candlestick
naker decided they had as much
right to paint their houses as the
doctor, lawyer and ship owner.
NEEDLECRAFT PATTERNS
in Sizes
^PHIS rug can be crocheted 20 by
30 inches or larger. Done in
one piece, the spokes are cro¬
cheted into spaces, the color
matching the center.
* * *
Crocheted rug is so durable. Pattern
7146 has directions for a rug 20 by 30
inches or any larger size desired.
HOUSEHOLD Hints
To freshen a shabby gilt picture
frame, apply the white of an egg
with a soft brush.
—•—
To clean soiled wallpaper quick¬
ly, dip a clean cloth into dry pow¬
dered borax and rub it all over
the soiled parts.
—•—
If a sewing machine is left idle
for a considerable time, oil it oc¬
casionally to prevent the old oil in
the machine from drying and be¬
coming gummy.
——•—
If your feet are tired, you will
look tired. Soak your feet and
baby them.
Spread an old sheet over the
floor when small children are cut¬
ting pictures from magazines or
making paper dolls. It will save
their clothes, keep cuttings off the
rug and can be rinsed out when
soiled.
To remove a strong odor from
a jar or bottle, use dry mustard.
Wash the receptacle with soap
and water after the mustard has
been used.
—•—■
To protect your hands from
steel wool, cut a small rubber ball
in half and stuff the half with steel
wool.
—•—
Remove the wrapper from a bar
of soap and let the bar dry and
harden before you use it. Hard
soap lasts longer than does soft,
moist soap.
Split awnings often can be neat¬
ly patched with a piece of match¬
ing canvas and the rubber cement
commonly used to repair inner
tubes.
—•—
Moldy walnut finishes often can
be cleansed and restored to nor¬
mal condition by rubbing very
lightly with fine steel wool dipped
in machine oil. Wipe dry and ap¬
ply a wax base furniture polish.
Overworked E
While the letter E is used far
more frequently than any other in
English words, it is employed
even more often in several other
languages, says Collier’s. For
ample, in every 1,000 words, this
letter occurs 591 times in English,
678 times in Spanish, 850 times
French and 988 times in Ger¬
man.
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No___
Name
Address-—
St CllwMfA. Map/imA
Smithers was packing to take 8
solo jaunt into the mountains
when Jake, the old camp guide,
stopped him to check his supplies.
“You gotta map an’ a com¬
pass?” asked Jake.
“Certainly,” replied Smithers.
“Have you got a deck of playing
kerds?”
“Why, no,” rejoined Smithers,
“what do I need with playing
cards?”
“It might save your life, son,”
old Jake replied. “I always carry
a pack with me. If you get lost,
son, jest set down and begin play¬
in’ a game of solitaire. Next thing
you know some fool will pop up
behind you and begin telling you
what to do next.”
Grandma
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garine. Jest look fer the
“Table-Grade”. Nu-Maid Margar¬
ine’s Table-Grade. Sez so jest as
plain as the nose on yer face
right on the package.
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THERE ARE just two kinds of
folks In this world—those who
cause happiness wherever they
go, and those who cause happi¬
ness whenever they go.*
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YOU CAN’T get blood out of a
turnip, and you can’t expect a
seasonin’ to give vegetables good
flavor ’less it’s got good flavor of
its own! That’s why I alius use
Table-Grade Nu-Maid Margarine
fer my seasonin’. I like that
churned-fresh flavor. So’ll you!
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tion to the first contributor of
each accepted saying or idea for
“Grandma Speakin’.” Address Nu
Maid Margarine, Cincinnati 2, O.
FOI MiaOl ACHES IIS FAIIS OF
RHEUMATISM
NEURITIS-LUMBAGO
BRINGS BLESSED RELIEF