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The King of Cranks. A gentleman wi h long hair and finger nails called on us last even ing. He took a good deal if mu time iml in rolurn left with ns not only an odor which still hovers ov er about its, bu' some ideas which, if we do not crowd them out of us* will, we fear, make us take to let - Img our hair and linger tails and impoverishment, grov, too. He sud he was in Washington 1 toking op authority for the story that a me hod has been devised for pho tographing the human soul after it. has leit ihe body. He told us that he was very much interested in this new device, for if it proves lo be practical he intends to apply an improvement by means of which 3lie souls may be ensnared. “Nou see,” said he, “‘if die sou! can be photographed, it must be a concrete substance, of course it is }Ots b'e to devise a means of cap turing and resfraing it. I think the world will one day awake to find that I have contrived such a device, and, while I d@ not profess to be able to prevent death, I believe it will be possible to work out some plan for renewing life. Now sup pose, lorexample. iUi old man dies. Of course it is only his body that is dead. The body is worn out and refuses to perform its functions, but the soul is as fresh and young as ever; the soul is eternal. Now, don’t you see it I can contrive a means of catching the soul and get ting it inlo a bottle, for instance, it would be very simple then to put it. into some dead child’s body and renew the child’s ]ile.” ‘•But would Ihe child be the same child with an old man’s soul m it?” was asked. “No,” ho replied, “the soul, which is ihe life, would Lie the old map's. The new person would really be the old man, but lie would be a chiid again.” “You know,” continued the vis itor, “that one of the great. argu ments in favor of a belief in a fu ture existence is that the entire human family wishes for such an eternal existence. Well, the same argument holds good here. Every old man wishes that he might be a boy again. This wish has been sung and sighed since the begin aing of tho world, and it was this •‘act tha-t first led me to believe that nature had provided some means by which youth might be renewed if a man would only ii ad if. lam not sure, of course, but I think I have found tha: means, provided this device for photo graphing the soul is a success.” “That would make life eternal in this world, would it not?” we asked. “Yes, it might. Then there is another view to take ot it. Nature sometimes makes mistakes. Men n re deformed, tor instance. Would T not be e great Loon to such a nmn !o : himself and capture soul i\' ■! put it in some healthy Vdv [hen, too, you knew, men iiyn ! -rls that do not match UoL hodi- A beautiful and am- ' ... ,jo -o- ! v ill some times get in- j v. i'n o; puny body, and of I!oad X tics —Q < r^ih, banks C To ell w It-, m b rimy < nn<-*rt), All p. sons interested am he ret y o<v ifitni 'in if no good <’et'B." hr> stuns n to tti cup 'raiV, an order will Ip gran • '>v r* Mina r I on I he 1-t. Mon>* v r N' V 18S9 estHt-bVivni; a cj>^u dip p dhe n-ii Has markni mil, t v l • e(t e* mo iesionrrs app'ln’ea t. r - ii put pose. cotr.niCßi’irg where dir May • ville nurl Bi| !;•()• '-Is' ti-Mh <h.- n E. It , sud rm nitty in tto iliee ioD <*f Ma sv Jih j>y thu ip-i v < Ot J. It lltli ioi)'r first crus, irg below die rcrihessf. ra ; |rr>ad, said change a distarco ot two Imndred v**H, nn itiilo above May°vi 'n. Hept. 30th, ISSO T. F. Kill, o and nary AgiPr*h!p to an rider <’f the mm:it ■>f otdii>Hiy ot liar ks ennn'v, ili ■ sold at Hiicdon ar the court noose do r “i said i'ontiiv, iu thr* Isf. Ttu'silny in No'rmber next vvitlin the Ihu-h) honia "t sale, the following ptoper y to wit, 96 aue j| ac.ies of lan-i hmu m Banks ci.nntv, wiih the ft lo,viig nmMs n ! ‘xnnsr't-; beginning a! a ; vs knot nor or on Tlt s. Carlati’s lino, thence n oD e. 26.6") to a rock Corner, Ih. toe n. 18, w. 31 90 to a ror k cotner, u.e: ce s. (j 1 and 1-2, w. 32 2o to :> pine (<>r nsr, thence n. 30 and 1-2, c. 33 to the .K'giutii.ig ci riK r. ts.jl.i as tin- prop 'tv ol C I*. Chatham, live ol nud onriy, deceased. .Ternit, cash. This 7 h day ot Oct. 1889. V. (J Chatham, Ads.’r. course ii is always hampered by file h -rly’s inability to :any out llie plans of !bo soul,” “There seems lo be great possi bilities in it it you can make your inventions practical.” “Possibilities!” be exclaruei, warming up. *“Il will bring about the millennium. Why, look at is. Suppose we take 100 of the very best souls obtainable—male and female—and put them into 100 of the best bodies to be found! Don’t you see at. a glance that perfection would be (lie result?” “What would you do with ihe lost souls—morrally lost, you know?” “Let them go their way, There would always be a surplus of souls and I would save only the best. When a lew criminal with a bad soul and a good, healthy body died, I would lot the soul go and save lhe body. Thon, when some per son with a pure soul and a weak or deformed body died, I would save the soul and let the body decay. I would save only the best of each and then by experiment, I would find out whit kind of soul was best suited for a certain kind of body, and when I had made complete harmony between soul and body —well, may be I'm too sanguine ot success, but if I do succeed, ihere’s your millennium, ain't it?” We assured our caller that it he succeeds he will not only haves, made every man his own millen nium,-but wi'l have a scheme, the financial aspects of which would awaken in us a hearty and sincere desire to go snooks with him till his patent expired.—j" Washington Tost. Grandma uad iwugut Her two year ! old to answer a reat many Bible qace ! tioas and was fond of showing him cff. ;Oa oi:o of these occasions she asked 4 him. “ Who was put ia the lien’s den. -Daniel, was the prompt answer. Did the lion’s eat Daniel? she ask ed. “No.” “Why?” The answer should have hes, “jßsteanee G’d sbpf tbt-ir mouth.’ L ,/'• i which tha little fellow said, “] dcs Dialed wasn’t dooJ to oak” Tiie Best liiitif . j For Dyspepsia ; s Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Other tuedieities may give tcniporur.y relief: hut Ayer’s Sarsaparilla makes a positive ami iierinaneut enre, as thou sands eau testily all over the country. *• My stoimteii, liver, amt kidneys wer in a disordered condition for years." writes U. Wild, of Hutto; Texas, "ami 3 never found any medicine to relieve tnc. until I began to take Ayer’s Sarsa parilla. Less than six butties of this remedy cured me.” Mrs. Joseph Aubin. of Holyoke, Mass., was for a long time a severe suf ferer from Dyspepsia, trying, in vain, all the usual remedies. At last she began to take Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and only three bottles restored her to perfect health. “ I have gone through terrible .suffer ing from Dyspepsia and Indigestion,” writes C. J. Ilodemer, 145 Columbia st., Cambridgeport, Mass., “and can truly say Ayer's Sarsaparilla lias cured me.”* Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, l’r. pared by !>r.,7. V. Ayer & Cos., Cowell, T-t-na. Price $1 ; six bottles, \ Worth $0 a bottle. cct-rgia, B uKbOwuiiiy: —io all whom it may coucirn:—Tbe appraisers ap pointed to set apart a year’s support to 7*bs S. A. Brown, widow ot James W. Brow n, late of said county, riee’tl . and her six minor children, Jjulh J. A : nia, Cora, Efiie, L zzie and l)asy, have made their relnrus to me, and till persons concerned ate tivrehy notified to show cause wry said ; pplicitioii for twelve mouths’ snppoit shotii.l not t granted on the 22nd riav of October 1889. This Sept. 9, 1889. T F. liili, ordinary, ’-! i' !■ Georgia, tin ks Co.— Vi 11 bo sold on the lit Tuesday in N w. rex . at the court house in said comity, within U legal hours of sa’e to the highest bidder toi cm h, tbe lollowing proper tv, to wit; One tract or parcel ot land, said io contain shout Bho acres* more or ! ss. Paid tract adjoining lands of Erl Motes, da*. Wilson, Etizi Muirv ar.d A L Griffin, the place v herem defendant now resides; said place is well improved. Sad land 1 v ed on a the pr< per’y of 8. C. iies ter to satin y g mortgage fi fa issued from, the sup-n'or court of said coun ty in favor i* Comer and Carr against Baid 8. 0. Mos er. Wiitf,n notice givers in term-- of the law. Al-o at the same time and place, 1 jtarh bay hoise mule about li years’ oid; levied on as the property of D. FI Gridin to satisfy a mortgage ti fa is sued firm the superior court of said vmunty in favor of Corner and Cair agtfuct D il • ill’it. Also at the same time and place or.e br.y mare 7 or 8 years o)o, 1 single seated buggy (nmm’i make) and oce set of single buggy harness, levied on as tie property ol u J. Hampton to sat isfy an execution issued from tl.o su perior court of said county in favor of h. u nale against said H. j. Hampton. This the othh, Sept. 1889. W. A. Scoggins, sheriff. dsninii>tcjin>r3 ta!c‘< Agreeably to au order of the eouri ot ordinary of Banks county, will be sold at auction at the court house door ot said county on the Ist. Tuesday in nov. next, within the legal hours 0! dale, the following property, to-wit: 1 lot or tract of land in said county, as no. 1, containing 120 acres, on which is the dwellin’, late residence of said deceased, adjoining lands of A. L Griffin and I), n. .Messer. Lot no. two ■•omaioing 60 acres adjoining lands of ,1. S. Chambers and A. L. Griffin, known as the Brown house and lot. Lot No. 3 containing 113 acres adj in. ing lands of Wir. Lowliag and 1). F. Scales. Lot no. 4 containing 114 acres adjoiuing lands of i. E. Rich and Win Bowling; sold as the property of F. F. A. Koch, late of said county, deceased. Terms cash. This. Oct. 1,1839. ff. It. Brooks, adm’r, Georgia, Banks coun.y—To ail wboai u may oncern. Jas. 0 Wo rd, guardian of Oioeio il. Bertha A. Em ory A. Ida L. Ramsey, has in due form applied to the uudersigned for leave to cell the lands belonging to the es tate of said minora and said applica tion will be heard on the Ist. Monday., in Noy. next. This 7th Oct. 1889. I T F. Hill, oiclmary. ! if von w ro a If you aro a of oui iiict sA 1 ' c*i\lz- nia*i ol let onedbytMe strain of wju terstoiiitarowrnrla vour duties avoid work, to rcs fi imulants and use toi o brain nerve and Hop Qiners, iMwosto, Hop B. If you lure j ountr oid Li] from riy !t\- diixreUon or | J tioa i If you ru mar rii>4 or single, old cr.Hyoun?, suKormi; from rr oi tii altli or JanguiHti [Miiti? ou a bed of si-If aces, roly on H o pi'u Gliters. Whoever you an Thousand* die a-i whoaovor you lei- i i® \ nuaUy fr o m sou. tint v">ur rystem It.KdJJ form of KlO n.@J ii. edu cli miHirg, ton- dtEonso that, uu^tiv Sne or stiw.uati.ng, ftf ti haveH-cnwcttnu-.l without in toricaiiny, by a timely use of take r. op Miiv Hopßltters 6,Uorß * /iSlv TTave you cfys revsia, kidney B. I- C.* or urinary com- f]t|, ... Sfthlvfeft® ss'- UflP Iwe^iTe^w Lver or nentsr ? J | use of opium, You will bo Mi n!7Yr-nnS!tobacco, or cured if you use ~•! J ! j LUviC awooLcs, Hop Sitters # ! H I I T RH | It you are aim- f lj!l 1 U,o | Soldbydrug weak anti if ttrv/rD ri-ts. Send tor lowmlritod,ti-y NEVER > Circular. it iI- may ktj. r- < i < cop bittsbs savey.'ur al I-A |li life. It has |A I L HFa C0 ‘* saved hurt- G ! Bo,htcr,s. 7. CliOdS. §J 4Toronto, Ont. roxa &IX GOOD FA&m.IES- Svnd y ini. rinttie and the iiau-e and ad di-s-'o' fi' e of year neighhotn or tr.en:i on >i p>.st.al crd and gel ir -e for ’ U'selt and each of ll eiii a ppeaimen copv <>t the Great Soittliern Weekly ( "i h* At km*? a t'ornSiS* uiiou! our tbtee hmnof -u-i wtiteis, Uuch RcuiU’-‘8 v erd, sketches of ti e plantation darkev. Bill A-'n’s humor (ns letters tor ‘be In me and hearth stone. B' t.-v II .mi’toii's sdventures told iu cracker dialect. War forte* sketched cf tsaved, news, poems.'un ad ventures, flic F.t'ifi, tin- hoii-eliobi cor respontience, a word of tnMrnc'i.rn n*: ' cult rtainnic’U Twelve pages. The bf . h cst an i best W -ckl v i’.es-c ev erv member o! the t.yuiiiy. Bud i po- td 'or a sp-cimen cony. free. Ad Ti:e Covis'i'U'ioli, Atinutb G -. Caveats, and Trade tti uT I. obtained, arid all Patent business coudaeted fot moderate foes. On o* v*, is opporite Uni'ed States Pc.tent office, arid we can •<•!re pa eul in titoc than riioso nmo'e from Wawlr irigtuti. Send model, drawing or pho to . with d.eacrtprioH. Wo advise it pittutab'e or not, free ot charge. Our f-e not due til! patent secured. A pain phlet, “How to obtaia Paten s.” with name- of actual clients in yortr stati; county, or town, sent -rte. Addres C A; SNOW a CO-v. opp. paieut off Cos, \\ ashiu i>. G, JOB PRINTING Neatly done at this Office at low s !ues. Come and examine woik Getter Heads, Bill 1 leads, Cards, Post ers, Dodgers, Tags, C ; rcnlars, Mort gage note, Justice Court Fi Smrmon j , T ’le Peedt, Etc. % waoavva ATfAC-!-!MEl4rS (ey wSSRSI ST.LOLjIS.MO. Rjmira™ OALLA3.TEX. GY P. Boone, Purnitura Co-> C aiuoe villo, Georgia.- Georgia, Banks counts.. — Ag r eeahle to nit order fioiu the couit of ordinary ot B silks county, will he sold at auciion at the court house door of said county on the Ist. TTuesday iu nov. nest, within the legal hours of sale, the fol lowing propeity, to-wit: L t no. 1 containing 93 1-2 acres, the home place of Wi llium Murrv, dee’d., adjoir ing the lands of Baj. Whitfie’d, Asa Claud el!, J. E. Owen and oihere. cot no 2 Containing 92 I*2 acres adjoining the latjdsof J. M. Cochr.au, das. Acre and others. Lot no. 1 has in cultivation 6 acres with 3 acres of good branch button, balance iu original forest at-<; old field pine. Lot no. 2 has in culti vation 10 acies with § ecrcg in branch bottom. Remainder original forest. Sold as the property of William Mur ry, lai.o of said county, deeo-wd. Terms caih. W. J. Murry, adnrnu iranix. mm AND FARM, LOUISVILLE, KY. P.-.o Leading AvrlculluMl J. ornai cft*iaSouth ar.d V/fft. 3/1 aide by Farrrtorsfor Farmers. As n record of succevriful sgvic'tlttirc, Homb win Kah.m lias no equal. Every topic rcinW.x to nsericulture Is openly discussed iu Ist; eoiunn.s oy tbe iarnery. 'lt /my ..Ives. No evper.se •;< * pared .li securic.gr 1 full aecouet of very uotabic suc cess on tlie farm. His distinctively the FARMERS’ GWW PAPER, A record of their daily life, presented in a form and lunguajfe which make it plain t ; 1 . ITS LIST OF OONTRIBUTOffS Contains the liamesof “.he most progressive farm ers of the South aml West. They do not treat of theoretical farming, but cf the actual condi tions which con fro ut'us to-day :B. F. Johnson , Waldo F. Brown : Henry Stewart: John M. Stall!; A. ! Ford; Jeff'. Welborn ; Hugh T. BrooV.s ; Joint C. r.-lgar: Steele’s li.svoti T. 15 Baldwin and host of others make this journal indispensable. Moreover, it is equally A HOME MAGAZINE. Every subject of interest to the home-maker is fully treated. Mary Marsden, Lois Catesby, Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Daviess, Miss Cabell, Miss Mosbv, Alice Winston and a score of others will contrib ute regularly. 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