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THE CHATTOOGA NEWS. VOL. 2. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. G. E. MARTIN, E D, Physician and Surgeon, Ta LI A I E R RO, - - - ■ ' ,A - Residence at J. N. Taliaferro s. c. c. i.. rudicTl M. I)., Physician and Surgeon, SUMMER' VILLE, G-. A . E H. Field DENTIST, Will visit Chattooga county frequcnt , ly. Those wishing his services will please write to him al Summerville. i i.o\ is i> rlversT Attorney-at-I.aw, Siiininrrvillo, - fillers his professional services to the citizens of Chattooga and surrounding counties. ByW-lose attention to whatever business may be entrusted to him, he hopes to merit public confidence. W. M. HENRY, Attorney-at-Law, Summerville _ - - Georgia F. W. COPELAND, .RMSi: G. HI NT LaFayette, Ga, Summerville, Ga. H COPELAND & HUNT, 1 Lawyers; Summerville and LaFayette, Georgia, gjr Prompt attention to all legal business. Collecting claims a Specialty. Y/ESLEY SHROPSHIRE Attorney-at-Law, Summerville - - Georgia. ' J. M. BELLAH, Lawyer; Summerville - - - Georgia L JOHN TAYLOR. J. D. TAYLOR. TAYLOR & TAYLOR, Lawyers; Summerville - - Georgia ~j. OurneyT ('ON TRACTOR ANDBI’ILDER J Ol’Eirr.: Adams’ Block, East sth St.. « (Second r'loor) BcHATTANOOCA - - TENN. jKSniSI Work prompt lye:. f WES DREW. f The Barber MAKItl.i: I BONT 2 HOOKS IlHl.oW E. W. STI IH’I VAST A < <>. £I3F~ Now Shop, New Razors, ami BBSS9 everything connected with a first-class harbor shoo. Call in. narncr snop. < an m. Church Directory. 5 BAPTIST REV. D. T. ESPY. Summerville First Sunday and (’veil ing and Saturday before; also third Sun- [ day evening. Sardis Second Sunday and Saturday before. Pleasant Grove —Third Sunday and Saturday before Mount Harmony Fourth Sunday am’ Saturday before*. T ,„, r rtMITII. BAPTIST F.MV ’ . rirst Sabbath in each ...KjofiTVl o’clook. Perennial Springs —Third Sabbath and Saturday before . i Melville Fourth Sabbath and Saturday . lie fore at 2:30 p. m. o METHODIST REV. T. 11. TI M MONS. Oak Hill First Saturday and Sunday. | i Ami Second Saturday and Sunday; also Fifth Sunday evening . .Broom town Second Sunday evening, and Fifth Sunday morning South Caro lina 'Third Saturday and Sunday Summerville -Fourth Sunday and night. o PRESBYTERIAN- REV. W. A. MILNEP.. Trion-Every first and fifth Sabbath. .Summerville Every second Sab bath Alpine Every third and fourth Sabbath. PRESBYTERIAN KEV. T. S. JOHNSTON. Walnut Grove First Sabbath Sil ver Creek, Floyd County Second Sab bath .Beorsfirba—Third Sabbath LaFayette Fourth Sabbat!.. Court Directory. ( SUPERIOR COURT. to First Monday in March and Septem- ber. John XV. Maddox, .Judge; G. D. Hollis, (’Jerk; (’.('.Clements, Soiicitor- IIIDIIM, t 11 1 , I ... A IVIIICIU.'', » •111’ IIUI- Geucral; .J. N. Kiker, Stenographer. COUNTY COURT. Monthly terms, second Monday; Quarterly terms, first Monday in Jan uary, April, July, and October. J. M. Beliak, Judge; (•'. I). Hollis, Clerk. justices’ court. Summerville (925th district),John 'Tay lor, N. I’., and J. J. P. Henry, J. I’. Court 3rd Friday. Law Jul Constables: D. A. Crumly and E. (’. Smith. Trion (870th district), T. J. Simmons, N. I’., and N. H. Coker, J. P. Court 3rd Saturday. Last return day Friday be fore the first Saturday. Lawful Consta bles: H. P. Williams. Teloga (927th district), W. F. Tapp, N. I’., and A. Johnston, J. P. Court Ist Fridav. Lawful Constables: George W. Carroll. Alpine (MiSth district), J. E. Burns, N. P. Court 4th Saturday. Lawful Consta bles: S.M. Baker. Dirtsellar (12IC»th district), J. L. Huie, N. P.,and Hugh Richardson, J. P. Court 4th Saturday. Lawful Constables: John M. Rose. Seminole(SMilst district.) A. J. Hender i Ron, N. and E. C. Adams, J. P. Court I 3rd Saturd:; Lawful Constables: Jos. f Glenn and F. P. Ragland. k Coldw J-r (!(S3rd district), D. B. f Franklin, N. 8., and \V. T. Herndon, J. | P. Court Ist Saturday. Lawful Consta ble*: N. J. Edwards and M. W. Bryant. Dirttown (ninth district),M. M. Wright i, N. P., and J. P. Johnson, J. P. Court . 2nd Saturday. Lawful Constables: C. M. M. Hermlon. Hnvwood (L'SJnd district), N. A. Jack son, N. P-. and L. S. Seogin, J. P. Court 4th Sa.urday. Lawful Constables: It. -■ C. Sanders and J. J. Barbour. 1 Subligna (9-’.2nd district), G. R. Ponder, 1 Nr" N. P., and J. J -k-- J. p. ('our Ist Saturday. Lav rl Const a des: J M . Coats. ’ I TORPID LIVER Is known by these marked peculiarities: 1. A feeling of weariness and pains in the limbs. 2. Bad breath, bad taste in the mouth, and furred tongue. i 3. Constipation, with occasional attacks of diarrhoea. 4. Headache, in the front of the head; nausea, dizziness, and yellowness of skin. 5. Heartburn, loss of appetite. 6. Distention of the stomach and bowels by wind. 7. Depression of spirits, and great melan choly, with lassitude and a disposition i to leave every tiling for to-morrow. A natural flow of Rile from the Liver is essential to good health. When this is obstructed it results in BILIOUSNESS, which, if neglected, soon leads to serious diseases. Simmons Liver Regulator exerts a most felicitous influenceovcr every kind of biliousness, it restores the IJ ver to proper working order, regulates the secre tion of bile and puts the digestive organs in such condition that they can dotheir i best work. After taking this medicine no one will say, “JL am bilious.'* “I have been subject to severe spells of Con gestion of the Liver, and have been in the habit of taking from 15 to 20 grains of calomel which gen erally laid me up for three or four days. Lately I have been taking Simmons Liver Regulator, which gave me relief without any interruption to business.”—J, Hvgg, Middleport, Ohio. has our 25 stainpin red on front of Wrapper J. 11. Zeilin & Co., Philadelphia, I’a. % r '■<?■ ft 1 -' 5 ' BIOfeBMOD 1 a positive: Cure yor.s WULA RiiWMATiSM.ScAioHtADoR Tetter BOILS PIMPLES O IDor CHR.OXIC Sores ’ of ALL KU<DS Alto All DISEASLS ARISING ' FROM AN IMPURE STATE c? ThIBLOOD $1 PerßoTTle 6 for $5 IS THE BEST c;( E ,RTH EVER FAILS To CURT. T. I.M.C. ’5 - • • For NEURAJ.GIV • • Aold everywhere u , . sale by all liriiggist.s. d OFaii Motto Cards name cover ed with scraps and samples for 1888 sent to your address for 10 cts 6 packs for 50 cts. Address S. M. Holland, Temple, Georgia. . dlllsE BEST IN THE WORLD. Its wearing qualities are unsurpassed, actually outlasting two boxes of any other brand free from Animal Oils. tJTGET THE GENUINE. FOR SALE BY GENERALLY. A..J. Anderson TOZELA-ZILIEnS. TTsT Watches, Clocks and Jewelry of Every De scription. ALSO REPAIRER OF ALL THE ABOVEARTICLES. vKH’m'a P’u.o an* those who read; and then act; they will find honorable employment that w ill not take them from their homes and families. 'The profits are large ami sure I for every industrious person, many nave madeaiid are now nlakingseveral hund- i rod dollars aj. out' . It is easy for any one to make and upwards per day, who is willing to work, bather sex. i ycn-'ir (>i - old; <-' ; >:tal not noe led; wo, stari you. No special ability required;! I yov . -eatler. can do it as veil as any one. | W ill, o tisa! >nce for all ]>:irti< ulars. ! which wo mail ro(‘. Addre- Stim-o A’! [ Co., 1' rtl; 1 !: 1 , Maine. SUMMERVILLE, CHATTOOGA COUNTY, GEORGIA, SEPTEMBER 7, 1888. FROM GADSDEN. I The health of Gadsden is good. I Peace and plenty prevails. Every i thing ts quiet since the election. I The State still remains under Dein | ocratic rule. The dummy railroad is moving on fine. Gadsden talks of building a cotton factory soon. This would be a good location for a factory as it is one of the best cotton markets in north Ala. The ear works at this place is turning out a line lot of freigt cats for the A. G. S. R. R. It is thought that the new fur nace will be able to start up next month. The Rome & Decatur, the Tennessee & Coosa and the Annis ton & Cincinnati railroads are all J running trains on regular seedulc time now. We were sorry to hear of Samuel Noble’s death. lie was president of the A. <t (’. railroad. We hear of some trouble at | Round Mountain Iron Works be- I tween the white ami black hands j vvhich has been on hand for a week lor more. The governor ordered the ■ Etowah Rille company of this place to go up in protection of the fur nace company. No serious harm done yet, but no telling what will be done. We have had several protracted meetings near Gadsden in the last | three weeks, the results very good. We haven’t seen any bales of new cotton yet, but it will be in soon. We would like some one to give the news from Centre Post and Duck Creek. A letter occasionally will give us the news. Peace and prosperity attend the News and its readers. Rambler. Trip to Macon. I left Summerville on t’ne 20th of August at 11 o’clock, a. m., on the C., 11. & C. for Macon as a delegate to the State Alliance. Went by the | way of Atlanta, arrived in Macon j at 11 o'clock at night. Tuesday morning at 10 o’clock the State President, Rev. Mr. Jackson ■ brougthis gavel down ami brought the house to order in the Masonic Hall and after a very appropriate prayer by the chaplain of the State Alliance they went into the organ- ization by calling the counties and the delegate ans»ering. There were sevo*>cy counties represented, two delegates for each county. The convention held from day to day until Thursday at 12 o’clock. Peace and harmony seemed to per vail throughout. There were one thousand and thirty-live lodges reported in the state, and several counties that had organized that hadn’t made their return. There are sixty thousand members. While in Macon I went in to see Tom Wolfork, the great family murderer and talked with him some. He says that he is enjoying good | health and it seems from his look i he is. I would guess him to weigh one [ hundred and forty or fifty pounds, : with dark hair and heavy black eye ! brows and looks to be very deter- I mined. Mr. Birdsong, the jailor, is i a very nice, polite gentleman and ■ I very accomodating. The large ' cage is so arranged that the prison- | ers can be let out of their cells into j the cage without entering the cage. I left Macon on Friday morning at four o’clock the train being thir ty behind on the E. T. V. & G road and come through almost Eke a cannon ball. Got oil' the cars at Summerville at one o'clock Fridav. Stopped in Atlanta 20 minutes, Rome 20 minutes and a great many other places from one to five min utes. J. T. 11. President Cleveland’s message on the fisheries question is highly praised, many pronouncing it the most statesmanlike document that has eminated from the executive in years. It is no surprise to us, how ever, to note the president’s com plete mastery of the subject as rve were aware he is an expert fisher j ermau and fully posted on all ques | tions pertaining to it. Pauline McCoy, a colored woman is under sentence to be hanged at | Union Springs, Ala., Oct. 18th next I for murdering a demented white | girl. Portions of Minnesota had a kil i ling frosi last week- I NEWS IN A NUTSHELL. Millions of sheep have died re cently in Australia. This was not caused by the Mills bill, but by the drouth. Near Steubenville,O.,a farther and son named Owens were killed in a well and the shock of their death killed Mrs. Owens. Advices from Cayenne, French Guinea, states the business portion of the city has been burned, involv ing a loss of $2,000,000. In Gibson county, Indiana, Sher man Reeves, a deputized oflieer,shot and killed Sherman Grim, his neph- I ew, who resisted arrest. A German farmer in Tazewell county, 111., is selling his onion! crop to Democrats at $1 per bushel cash, and to Republicans at $2 per bushel payable when Cleveland is elected. Edison is said to be worth $60,- 000,000. Maxwell’s body is to be buried at sea. Chicago’s 7,000 boot and shoe [ makers include 900 females. Some men never tumble, even when an idea strides them. West Virginia Democrats nom inated A. Brooks Fleming for gov ernor. Rev. E. H. Camp, Presbyterian ! minister, suicided at Newark N. J. A man in Cincinnati labors under] the delusion that he is the father of | 250,000 children. A negro who had written an in sulting note to a young white lady | was lynched in Florida. The Supreme court of Washing-! ton Territory has decided the Wo- ! man suffrage law unconstitutional. The senate having refused to ■confirm the fisheries treaty negotia- , | ted by the administration with the] I Canadian authorities, President ] Cleveland accepts its action as final and last week sent a message to that body asking additional au ! thoritv to enable him to protect] American interests and advising re-1 aliation upon Canada for outrages] ■ committed upon American tisher- ■ men by Canadian officials. The . .message created the sensation of the year and is regarded both in this eountrvand Great Britiap asta , threatening document, which, if re , g-arded by congress, may lead to war. Anyone who has had a bad dream feels joy upon awakening to find it “only a dream.” Perhaps at the fi nal awakening, life and its cares, troubles, sorrows and perplexities may appear as “only a dream” and the joyful assurance be added that they will be experienced never again. Mayor Francis, of St, Louis, only 1 38 years old, has been nominated by the Democrats of .Missouri for gov ■ ernor. He went to St. Louis a few ! years ago a poor boy and is now' j ] worth a million dollars made in the ] I commission business. j The river and harbor bill appro-] ' printing $22,D0W,000 has became a law. Georgia rivers get. $148,500, as follows: Oconee, $10,000; Sa- i vannah, $21,000; Ocmulgee, $7,500; Flint, $20,000; Coosa, $60,000; . Chattahoochee, $20,000 ; Altamalia, SIO,OOO. Miss Ida Fulton, a lovely and ae | complisiiedyoung lady of Brewton, ] Ala., committed suicide last Friday i because her parents had made her engage herself to one man while she loved another. Hon. A. O. Bacon has been invi ted by Chairman Brice to New York to assist in the management of the Democratic campaign and has accepted. Up to last Monday the yellow fe ver had been in Jacksonville one month. Total number of cases 107 ; deaths, 17. On that day there were i 7 new cases and 4 deaths. I Coal has been advanced 15 to 25 cents a ton. This means $50,000 ■ I a day to the combination that con- i trols the price of coal. Mr. Soup is going to keep hotel lat Uniontown, Dadota Territory, I and his patrons hope there will be I ,no Hies bout him. A Remakable Funeral. A remarkable funeral took place at Binghamton. Dr. Wheaton, an 1 old and influential citizen, a believ ' er in the dogma of “good cheer,” died, after having directed that no ] outward signs of mourning be as sumed at his funeral. Accordingly; the friends of the family, when they | met at the appointed hour, were as- j tonished to find the widow and daughters of the deceased attired ] j in the purest white and wearing bo-1 j quets of flowers. The corpse lay ] on a sofa covered by a many color- | led robe, and was not removed to j the collin until the last moment. Milledgeville Recorder; Men talk a great deal about certain por -1 tions of a woman's dress and make fun of the way she has of handling her dress, but a woman says men ! are more ridiculous than women | about ugly habits. They pull their ] beards, twist their mustache, pull up their pantaloons when they sit down and show some not recently i iaundried socks, hitch at their waist; | bauds, blow their noses on the pub lic streets, wipe their smelling ap paratus with a handkerchief, which they carefully fold and put back in their pocket, as jf they hadn’t an other clean one at home, etc. Here is a scene that actually ! transpired. The court called a case j in which were names of those life i time litigators, John Doe vs. Rich ; ard Roe. Up pops the clerk and Isays, “Judge, I told the sheriff that ! ther w’ant no sich a feller as John Doe in this whole county, and as i ] fur Roe; w'y thor’s Jack Roe’what | lives in the mountains, an’ Bill Roe ] in Sugar Valley, an’ old man Jimmy I Roe the parson; but I’ll be durned j es tlier’s any Dick Roe in these here I diggin's.” ] A Summer visitor to Cape Ann > i has noticed that signboards are as j abundant as wild roses. In fact ] they are much more important than the streets themselves. If in driv ing you chance upon a signboard 1 which announces “Bay View Aven ue,” and think to drive therein, you 1 will be apt to discover that “Bay View Avenue” is a grassy road, which passes between two cottages and soon after ends-abrupsly, leav- ing yo t without either bay or view. \ Twenty bags containing $50,000 were being conveyed by two men in a cab from one of the London banks recently, when the bottom of the cab gave way and all the bags fell into the street. It was a min ute oi' so before the men could at tract the attention of the driver and get him to stop, and the bags were left some distance behind. They were nil there, however, when the men hurried back. There were few persons on the street at the A Republican of Brunswick, N. ■J., thus gives the attitude of his party: ‘For I’rCmier and Lord : Protectionist of Infant Industries, Janies G. Blaine, of Ma'ne, the Un ' crowned King, the Prince of Lead ] ers, the Greatest living Statesman; i foi Janitor of the White House, B. I Harrison, of Indiana. A few days ago there were mailed at the New York postoilice, by city publishers, 3,487 sacks of newspa- pers and periodicals, the gross weight of which was 267,580 pounds, nearly 134 tons. This was in ad dition to the large volume of books, j circulars, transient newspapers and I other printed matter and packages i of merchandise. V/hat Florida People Live On. “What do you Florida people live on in the summer?” “Fish.” “What in the winter?” “Yankees.” Alas ! how many northerners draw their last breath in Florida, slain by that fell destoyer, consumption, who would have lived had they used at first that marvelous specific for | consumption, when not too far ad ' vanned, Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medi , cal Discovery—better than hypho phosphates and cod liver oil. be-1 i cause more nutritrive and tonic! ; also an invaluable liver corrective l and blood-purifier, cleansing away all scrofulous humors (which cause] consumption), and all other im purities of the blood.curing glandu lar swellings, goitre or thick neck, old sores, :i.nd ulcers. Os druggists.' Don’t hawk, and blow, and spit, llnt u • Dr. ge’s Cat; rh Remedy. Thos. Fahy, 258 Broad street - - Rome, Ga. j In honorable Rivalry and Strife! for supremacy Fahy has distanced the futile followings of Competi tors and now proudly waves to the free breezes his deserved ribbon of Triumph. ] Almighty Dollar! There are hundreds of places to spend it; ] people are continually devising all I manner of improper means to cajole it away from you. Be wary, be I chary, be mistrustful and only ! loosen your grip on the silver ridge ' rimmed treasure when you see that for it you are receiving equal value in useful, serviceable stuff. The time has comewhen flagrant spoutings and fallacious newspaper advertisements refuse to be the ! throttle by which an honest, live, progressive and rushing business can be successfully conducted. Money may be expended with a profuse prodigality even eclipsing the liberal and excessive measures of a Barnum, but if the attractions heralded fail to fall in view the house is sure to lose. We do not entice trade by the glamour of doubtful and dubious statements. We shall organize no audacious or illegitimate system to dupe and de lude a gullible public. To ride the high wave of popular favor, to bask in the sunshine of universal confi dence, to enter the sacred pavillion of public trust and repose on the (lowin' couch of success we shall absolutely abstain from all preca rious promises. Never shall we forget the primal principles that I should be employed to develop 1 trade. We shall establish a system I based on a serious and honorable] ; endeavor to stir up the people with ! ! a stimulus composed of real money | ! saving bargains. We shall method- i I ically and zealously reduce the | prices of Dry Goods a little lower than any one else. We desire to arouse a. .1 av,aken new interest, t<>| make a sensation to attract tin | trading element, to create new rip ples and extend the radious of our ] operations and enlarge their scope. We shall augment and swell our dailv crowds by discarding thread- bare, edgeless and worn out max ims and setting the soft spinning axle of trade humming to a tune of new enterprise. We will be the projectors, the founders, the active, living, breathing exponents of :f broad, courageous, aggressive, bold and successful business. We shall neglect no opportunity, nor be care less, indifferent or injudicious to any honest means that tends to les sen the price of merchandise. This age is too busy for drones. Men with arms folded never achieve grand or triumphant results. Mus cles grow sinewy with labor and Drains are vigorously active when lortunes are to be made. Dreamers and visionaries Idly live in the fu ture —ever listlessly waiting for tomorrow. Physical and mental toil combined with systematic and untiring efforts, are necessary to conquer and surmount the business barriers of today. Brains excited by the fever of progress must be swift to plan and hands ready to execute. We have built wide and deep on th< rock of Commercial integrity, aiming to treat others as we would have them treat us. Watered with the dew of good intentions, warmed ] by the clear glow of fair dealing, the dollar you bring us will expand ' and grow to colossal proportions. I Today wc strike a straight blow ‘ In behalf of the PEOPLE. We will! suppress the usurious monster HIGH PRICE and emancipate the country from the galling and hated chains of lIARDTIMES. We hit hard for we arc the mighty wielders of the battle axe and the champions of LOW PRICES. With genious and ambition, an energy that never lags, a mind that never wanders, an i eye that never tires and a nerve | that never quivers, with new, ad • vaitcr-d ideas crowding out the old, i : pluck instead of luck, cash instead ] of credit, brain in the place of | check we will beat back and crush ] into oblivion those moonshine mer ,’chants with their tough and tre i iiundous profits. If there is honor in man, or vir tue in eliablcgood-, at low price- we NO. 31. mean to be mastersof the situation, daring pioneers that dive down to rock bottom. In the future as we have in the past will refrain from all semblance of ambiguous adjec tives, rediculous, wholesale asser tions and grandi'oquent terms, only suggestive and indicative of exag gertions. Convinced that the public de scriminate between sound sense and sophistry and will appreciate and believe plain statements of promi nent, positive and undeniable truths, we propose to announce our facts and features in every day mod est English, ignoring all mock methods and sesquipedalian phra seology. Confident that the people of North Georgia and Alabama, bless ed with keen perceptions and free educational advantages will readily recognize reasonable announce ments, dissect chaff from corn, Read, Reflect, Resolve and Act for themselves and Resolutely Reject Rlowing Bombast and Brainless I Blather whenever flagrantly mani j fest. The public judges its individual requirements and cannot be deceiv ed ; they will invariable purchase where the best value is secured and refuse inferiority. We crave the careful criticism of our country men. Standard Calicoes 24/, 3<‘, 4c, sc. Cotton Check,) Owing to the con- Sheeting, • stunt fluctuation Shirting. \ we can quote no positive prices on thest goods. But they will always be sold at factory cost. Shoes sl, $1.15, $1.25, $1.35, $1.50 I and up. {■leans 121 c, 15c, 16-Jc, 18/. 20/, 25/ to 50 c. Dress Goods sc, 6}c, 7.1/, 10c, { 15c, 20/. { Quilts, Blankets, Comfortables, &c. | Corsets, U’d’k’efs, Buttons, Trim mings, Ribbons, Cloaks, Velvets, Silks, Umbrellas. Carpets, Shades, Oil cloth. The most extensive Stock in the South. CARPETS from 15/ to $2.00 per yard. Read this column next week, it will be filled with figures—Plain figures for the people. THOS. FAHY, Rome, Ga. Nature, as we know her, is no saint. The lights of the church, the Ascetics, the Gentoos and Corn Ea ters she does not distinguish by any favor. She comes eating and drinking and singing. Her darlings —the great the strong, the beauti ful—are not children of our law; do not come out of the Sunday school, nor weigh their food, nor 1 punctually keep the commandments, j —Emerson. JL ■ 1 Jerry Mills and Frank Russell were arrested Monday by officers Tom Clements and Van Williams for selling liquor, and put in jail The same day Richard Lawson and George Turner were arrested on sus picion, and as they attempted some resistance, they were presented to the grand jury for carrying conseal ed weapons along with the other two and true bills were found against all Tuesday. —< 'edartown StandarL Forty armed men burned the re cently revised jury box and lists of Dodge county on Aug. 24. The ] reason was the commissioners had ■ placed the names of 51 colored men I in the jury-box. Two Mormon elders who contin ued to preach in Clay county, Ala., after being warned to leave, have mysteriously disappeared, and it is thought they have been murdered. This from the New York Trib ’une: Ninety-nine drivers out of | every hundred say ‘get up’ to their . horses whenever pedestrians try to cross the street in front of them. The govorner of Michigan receiv ’| es $1,00) a year and has to “find ' himself.” There is not much mon -1 ey in being govener of the Mich I iganders. 1 i - ~ 11 Mr. Hyena has been discovered ■ out in Jewell county, Kansas, and when ho opes his lips, it is safe to - say, not, a neighbor dares bark out • i «>f tunc.