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THE CHATTOOGA NEWS.
VOL. 2.
PROFESSIONAL cards,
ge martin, m? D.,
Physician and Surgeon,
Taliaiurro, .... Ga.
Residence at J. N. Taliaferro’s.
Physician and Surgeon,
SUMMERVILLE, G-.Zv.
Dr. F. E“Held
DENTIST,
Will visit Chattooga county frequent
ly. Those wishing his services will
please write to him at Summerville.
CLOVIS D. RIVERS,
Attorney-at-Law,
Summerville, - Ga.
Ollers his t professional services to the
.citizens of Chattooga ami surrounding
comities. By close attention to whatever
business may be entrusted to him, he
hopes to merit public confidence.
_ W. M. HENRY,“
Attorney-at-Law,
Summerville - - - Georgia.
W. COPRLAND, JESSE G. HUNT
. LaFavetto, Ga. Summerville, Ga.
COPELAND & HUNT,
Lawyers;
Summerville and La Fayette, Georgia.
Prompt attention to all legal bosincss.
ollecting claims a Specialty.
WESLEY SHROPSHIRE
Attorney-at-Law,
Summerville • - - Georgia.
J. M. BELLA!
Lawyer;
Summerville - - - Georgia
JOHN TAYLOR. J. D. TAYLOR.
TAYLOR & TAYLOR,
Lawyp r s;
Suukmcrville - Georgia
f Wl BURNEY,
'f- CON PKACTOK AND BUILDER J
Ori’icu: Adams’ Block, East Sth St.,
(Second Floor)
CHATTANOOGA - - TENN.
■Work promptly executed.
WES T REW,
The Barber
JHRBLE FRONT 2 DOORS BELOW
E. W. STURDIVANT A CO.
New Shop, New Razors, and
everything connected with a first-class
barbershop. Call in.
Church Directory.
BAPTIST —RNV. D. T. ESPY.
Summerville- First Sunday and even
ing and Saturday also third Sun
day evening. Sardis Second Sunday
and Saturday before. Pleasant Grove
Third Sunday and Saturday before
Mount Harmony Fourth Sunday and
Saturday before.
BAPTIST BBV. .1. M. SMITH.
Raccoon Mill-First Sabbath in each
month at 11 o’clock Perennial Springs
- Third Sabbath and Saturday before.
Melville Fourth Sabbath and Saturday
before at 2:30 p. m.
o
METHODIST REV. T. H. TIMMONS,
oak Hill First Saturday and Sunday.
Anti Second Saturday and Sunday;
also Fifth Sunday evening .Broom
town-Second Sunday evening, and
Fifth Sunday morning South Caro
lina Third Saturday and Sunday
Summerville -Fourth Sunday and night.
riIESBYTERIAN KEV. W. A. MILNER.
Trion Everv first and fifth Sabbath.
.Summerville Every second Sab
bath Alpine Every third and fourth
Sabbath.
PRES|:YT!-:JU an REV. T. S. JOHNSTON.
'Walnut Grove First Sabbath Sil
ver (’rock, Floyd County Sceomi Sab
bath .Beersheba ’l'hird Sabbath...
J,a Fayette Fourth Sabbath.
Court Directory.
SUPERIOR COURT.
First Monday in March ami Septem
ber. John W.‘ Maddox, Judge; G. 1).
Hollis, Clerk ; C. C. Clements, Solicitor-
Gem ral; J. N. Kikor, Stenographer.
CHfNTY COURT.
Monthly terms, second Monday;
<m::rterlv terms, first Monday in Jan
me. v, April, July, and October. J. M.
Pcllah, Judge; G. D. Hollis, Clerk.
justices’ (■<);• kt.
Summerville (925th district),John 'Tay
lor, N. I’., ami J. J. ]’. Henry, J. P.
Court-3rd I'riday. Lawful Constables:
D. A. Criimly and E..C. Smith.
Trion (N7()th district), T. J. Simmons.
N. I’., ami N. IL Coker, J. P. Court 3rd
Saturday. Last return day Friday be
fore the first Saturday. Lawful Consta
bles: IL P. Williams?
Teloga (927th district). W. F. 'Tapp, N.
P., and A. Johnston, J. P. Court Ist
Friday. Lawful Constables: George
AV. Carroll.
Alpine 9'Sth district), J. E. Burns, N.
P. Court 4th Saturday. Lawful Consta
bles: S. M, Baker.
Dirtsellar (121(>th district), J. L. Huie,
N. P.,ar.d Hugh Richardson, J. P. Court
4th Saturday. Lawful Constables: John
M. Rose.
. Seminole (;K‘.Lst district,) A. J. Hender
son, N. I’., and E. C. Adams, J. P. Court
3rd Saturday. Lawful Constables: Jos.
Glenn and F. P. Bagland.
Coin water (UK'rd district), D. B.
Franklin. N. P., and W. T. II rmlon, J.
P. Court ist Saturday. Lawful Consta
bles: N.J. E<i wards, and M. W. Bryant.
Dirttown LH'Hh district),Al. M. Wright
N. P., and J. P. Johnson. J. P. Court
2nd Saturday. Lawful Constables: C.
M. M. Herndon.
Haywood (13S2nd district), N. A. Jaek
son, N. P., and L. S. Scogin. J. P. Court
4th Saturday. Lawful Constables: R.
C. Sanders and J. J. Barbour.
Sirbligna (962nd district ), G. R. Ponder,
N. P., and J. P. Jackson, J. P. Court
Ist Saturday. Lawful Const, lies: J.
M . Coats,
RELIGIOUS.
Courant-American.]
An internatianal convention of
the Young Men’s Christian Asso
ciaton met at Stockholm, Sweden,
recently. There were in the conven
tion representatives from nearly ev
ery civilized country 38,000 associ
ations. There are about 800 Asso
ciations in America, an increase of
about 50 per cent, within the past
four years.
The twelve thousand itinerant
ministers in the Methodist Episco
pal church are said to have contrib
uted, last year, SIOO,OOO of the mis
sionary money paid in—or one
tenth of the whole million received.
This is an average of $8.33 each.
At the same rate the more than two
millions of lay members of the
church would have contributed
about $17,000,000 missionary money
The Southern Presbyterian sta
tistics are just out and they show:
The total communicants reported
stand now at 156,249 as against
150,308 last year The churches
number 2,280, aii increase of 11 du
ring 1887-’BB. The ministers num
ber 1,129, an increase of 13. In the
Sunday Schools there arc 101,700
scholars, against 98,806 last year.
The total receipts for 1888 for all
purposes were $1,463,478 as against
$1,415,318 in 1887.
In Memory.
Mrs. Mary I’. Holcombe, mother
of Edward Holcombe, departed this
life at the residence of her brother,
Wm. Gilliland, near New Moon, Ala.,
on Aug. 26th, 1888, age 55 years.
She was buried by the side of her
husband, Thos. Holcombe, at Oak
Hill, Ga. The devotional services
were conducted by Mr.,R. W. Jones
an honored member of the Method
ist church at Oak Hill. Mr. Jones
made very sympathetic and appro
priate remarks.
The Sabbath school sang several
appropriate songs, and manifested
goodness of heart by their sympa
thetic manners, which was much aj -
predated by the bereaved. Mrs.
Holcombe was an exemplary mem
ber of the Methodist church, and
had been for the most of her life.
She had no enemies, but had a host
of devoted friends. Those who
knew her best, loved her most.
A week or more before she died
she sent and bought such clothing
as she desired for her burial and
also her coffin. How quietlj' she
met death I “Though she walked
through the valley of the shadow
of death,” knowingly, “she feared
no evil.” She told those who wait
ed on her in taking the measure for
her coffin, etc., that it was pleasant
for her.
Though she is dead she yet speak
eth—her words do follow her. Her
faithfulness, her virtue, kindness,
patience and deeds of charity, we
cannot .forget,yes, we would imitate
her, and.will not forget her as long
as life endures.
For her to die is gain, and we
sorrow not for her as those who
have no hope, what need is there of
'sorrow? She’s at rest—sweet rest.
Her spirit returned to Him who gave
,it. It has borne the image of the
earthly and will also bear the image
of the heavenly—sower in weakness
—reaper in power.
Let’s imitate her by walking in
that straight and narrow road in
which life is worth living.
Beyond this vale of tears,
There is » life above,
Unmeasured by the flight of years,
And all that life is love,
A Friend.
Skepticism.
By reason of the state of chronic
incredulity in which many men pass |
titeir lives they miss half the good'
of this world. They seem to think ;
that doubt and unbelief are proofs
of wisdom, and through fear of be
ing deceived reject much that is
true and good. To such minds the
statement that Dr. Pierce’s Golden
Medical Discovery is a real and
proven cure for all diseases caused
by torpid liver, bad blood or scrof
ulous humors carries with it its
own condemnation. They do not
believe it apparently because we
say so; and yet what more, or less
than this can we do? We know
the facts, and if we did not make
public the great value of this reme
dy few would profit by it. NV e try
to do our duty in the matter and it
remains for the doubter who needs
help to overcome his prejudice and
give it a trial.
SSOO reward for an incurable case
< f chronic Nasal Catarrh offeieu by
the manufacturers of Dr, Sage’s
Catarrh Remedy.
SUMMERVILLE, CHATTOOGA COUNTY, GEORGIA, SEPTEMBER 20, 1888
Atlanta’s Owl.
The courthouse owl is back !
The owl is a curiosity. Every
year about the latter part of Au
gust, or as late sometimes as the
latter part of September, the owl
appears in the steeple at the court
house. It stays here three weeks
' or a month usually, and then disap-
■ pears as mysteriously as it came.
■ The owl is an immense bird. No
• body knows where it comes from or
goes to, or why it is so peculiarly
punctual in its yearly visits to the
courthouse steeple. The owl has
been coming for at least nine years.
He leaves his perch in the steeple
about one o’clock in the morning
usually, and returns about four.
His usual course is straight over
the tops of the trees and on down
Pryor street.
If there are any chicken or pigeon
■ roosts that suffer on Pryor street
the owl may know something about
it. He lias never been “caught” at
a roost, though, and the policemen
say they never saw him coining
back with a chicken in his mouth.
Altogether, the courthouse owl is
a mystery.—Atlanta Constitution.
Miss.Margate! Fennical, of Car
lisle, Pa., died last week, aged 54
wars. She was the smallest woman
in the w irld, being only 31 inches
high.
Chattooga county ought to cap
ture the $i,009 prize at the North
Georgia and Alabama Exhibition.
A high-toned saloon in New
York is enlivened by the chirping
of nearly fifty canary birds.
Fijians use words to denote
physicians, which, when translated,
signify “carpenters of death.”
A 6-month-okl calf in Tennessee
gives a quart of milk daily that
makes about.two ounces of beauti
' ful golden butter.
Mount Hood was lighted up by a
I blaze of red fire on its summit
on July 4, and the illumination was
seen a distance of 90 miles.
In China there arc over 400 spe
cies of plants used for food and in
the world probably ten times that
number. Sawdust in Sweden is used
in bread and found digestible.
A cat belonging to Thomas
Mcllrath of Barre, Wis., gave birth
some time ago to a quartet of kit
tens that were all joined together
by ligaments passing through the
middle of their bodies.
The flannel shirt, which is ear
nestly struggling to assert itself
as an article of fashionable wear,
was the subject of similar polite ef
fort some thirty years ago. Just be
fore the war a craze prevailed a
niong New York business men for
wearing the flannel shirt. It came
with all the cyclonic force of a rol
ler skating rage and died out as
suddenly.
The Way to Write Locals.
“Mr.Williain Watkins was in town
yesterday and presented this office
a large pumkin,” wrote the new re
porter on one of tfie Springfield
i dailies.
“Nonsense!” exclaimed the
managing editor to whom the item
was shown. It is stupid nonsese—
write it this way and be guided ac
cordingly in' the future:—Uncle
Billy Watkins one of the leading
farmers citizens of (’ass township,
I arrived in the city yesterday in his
substantial two-horse vehicle. He
I was accompanycd by his hansome
wife and two beautiful accomplished
daughters, Mary Jane and Polly
Ann. Uncle Billy, according to an
iramemoriable custom, visited our
santum whore he entertained us for
nearly an hour with his inteligent
view on pi ogress of agriculture in
the South west. Uncle Billy before
leaving laid upon the table of ye
hungry editor the finest pumkin
that has gladdened our eyes for lo!
these many years. Our wife cooked
it this morning and we enjoyed it
most hugely. There is-enough of it
to last a week. We hope Uncle Billy
will call each week as we are always
proud to greet bis jovial inteligent
face. Uncle Billy wa§ one of the
first subscriber to the Blow-Out.
Thanks, Uncle Billy, call again.
There, said the editor, as he stuck
the item on the hook. “Thats ac
cording to the most approved meth
ods of journalism. I see you have
; much to learn yet. young n an.”«—
Springfield Hornet
ABOUT RAILWAYS.
Twenty Questions Propounded and
Answered.
1. How many miles of railway in
the United States?
About 156.000 miles; half the
mileage of the world.
2. How much have they cost?
Over $9,000,000,000.
3. How many people are employ
ed by them.
More than 1,000,000.
4. What is the fastest time made
by a train?
Ninety-two miles in ninety-three
minutes, one mile being made m
forty-six seconds, on the Philadel
phia and Reading road.
5. What is the cost of a high class
eight-wheel passenger locomotive?
About $8,500.
6. What is the longest mileage
operated by a single system?
Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe
system ; about 8,000 miles.
7. What is the cost of a palac
sleeping car?
About $15,000, or $17,000 if ves
tibuled.
8. What is the longest railway
span in the United States?
Bantilever span, in Poughkeepie
bridge, 548 feet.
'J. What is the highest railroad
bridge in the United States?
. Kinsua Viaduct, on the Erie road
305 feet high.
10. Who built the first locomo
tive in the United States?
Peter Cooper.
11. What road carries the largest
number of passengers?
Manhattan elevated railroad,New
York; 525,000 a day. 191,625,000
yearly.
12. What is the average daily
earning of an American locomotive?
About SIOO.
What is the longest American
rail tunnel?
Hoosac Tunnel, on the Fitchburg
railway, 4 j miles.
I t. Whnt is the.average cost of
constructing a mile of railroad?
At the present time about $30,-
000.
15. Wli it is the highest railroad
in the United States?
Denver and Rio Grande, Mar
shall Pass, 10,852 feet.
16. What are the chances of fatal
accident in railway travel?
One killed in one million. Sta
tistics show more are killed by fal
ling out of windows than in railway
accidents.
17. What line of railway extends
furthest east and west?
Canadian Pacific railway,running
from Quebec to the Pacific ocean.
18. How long does a steel rail
last with average wear?
About eighteen years.
19. What road carries the largest
number of commuters?
Illinois Central, 4,828,128 in 1887.
20. What is the fastest time made
between Jersy City ane San Frirn
francisco?
Three days, 7 hours, 37 minutes,
ami 16 seconds. Special theatrical
train, June 1886.—Scribner’s Mag
azine.
Two This Time.
When the surveyors were running
the boundary line between North
Carolina and South Carolina they
Came upon a cabin directly on the
proposed line in which lived an old
lady. As soon as this lady realized
what the surveyors were doing she
came out and addressed them thus:
“Don’t for goodness sake run your
line so I will have to live in North
Carolina. I don’t want my house
to be on the North Carolina side
for that State is so unhealthy.”
* *
A sailor once fell overboard
when his companions hastily low
ered a boat and pulled to his res
cue. When the crew reached the
floating man one of the sailors
grabbed him by the arm and began
to pull him up. It was a wooden
arm, however, and pulled loose.
Laying the arm in tee boat the
would-be rescuer grabbed one of
the floating man’s legs. It was a
wooden leg and also pulled loose.
Laying it in the boat the rescuer
grabbed again and this time caught
the floating sailor by the hair. It
was av, i : and came loose. By this
linie the rescuer was greatly exci
ted and throwing the wig in the
boat, cried out to bis companions
“Boys l-.elp me. We’ll save] as
much of his man as we can.”
They Wear the Ball and Chain.
Mr. Towers, keeper of the Geor
gia penetentiary, will issue his
biennial report soon, which will con
tain the following prison statistics :
Number of inmates in the peniten
tiary on Aug. Ist, 1,556. Os this
263 are in for life—l7o for murder,
23 for arson, 8 for riot and 2 for
beastiality. There are 549 in for
burglary, 256 for larceny, 200 for
assault, 124 for rape or attempt to
rape and 7 for kidnapping. Os the
tatol number there are 708 confined
for crime against persons and 958
for crimes against property. There
are five counties, namely: Murray,
Towns, Johnson, Catoosa and Col
quitt, which have not a single in
mate in-the penetentiary.. Cha
tham county furnishes the largest
number of inmates, 163, and is fol
lowed by Fulton county with 133,
Muscogee 55. Bibb 54, Richmond
35 and Floyd 27. These six coun
ties furnish 460 of the total, which
shows that crime is concentrated to
a great extent in the cities. Only
5 per cent, of those discharged are
sent back. There are from SQO to
700 discharged each year. There
arc only 33 more in the penitentia
ry now than there were in 1881.
A Sad Mood.
The followed extract is from the
last issue of the Arizona Kicker:
Wednesday evening as we put on
our Mother Hubbard and sat down
by the open window to get a breath
of air before retiring, a sadness
sudenly stole over us and in a few ■
minutos we found tears in our eyes. |
The query came to us over and
over again : ‘ls life worth living?’
and as we thoght of the homestead
—the days of boyhood—the many
graves—the changes of thirty years
—the fountains of the deep were
broken up and we wept.
Such moods do a man good. They
bring him nearer heavens’s gate. We
don’t know wheather they came
from a disordered liver or the
near presence of a guardian angel,
but we always feel a heap better
afterwards. TVe feel no greed. We
feel charity for all.
And as the bright beams of the
harvest moon steal into our office
window and throw a flood of silver
light upon the dead ads. on the im
posing stone —as the south wind
comes sighing around the corner of
Jackass Hill and whispes to us the
story of houshold graves—as the
whip-poor-will wakes from his sweet
sleep in the rear of Stevens’ dis
reptutable dance house to call to us
press onward and upward and be
not discouraged, we take down the
office towell, wipe the falling tears
away, and seek our couch with the
determination to secure a pass from
here to Omaha and return or make
it so hot for the railroads that they
will have to keep every tie wet all
the year around.
Henry V. Perrine, a wealthy and
eccentric merchant who died at
Dayton, Ohio, recently, hail never
drawn a check in his life although
engaged in many daily 7 business
transactions. He paid all of his
bills in cash.
A. J. Drake of Palatka, Fla., has
a vest of homespun that was worn
by his grandfather during the revo
lutionary war. It is in an excellent
state of prservation, and Mr. Drake
frequently wears it on state occas
ions.
Sir Arthur Sullivan does not
look like an inspired musician. He
is short and stout, with a low fore
head, and short curly hair, black
eyes and a square, bulldog chin.
Winnie Johnson, colored, who
died in Baltimore last week, was
the largest woman in the world.
She weighed 850 pounds.
At Buffalo, N. Y., last week Wil
liam Rose, pall-bearer at his uncle’s
funeral, fell dead while acting in
that capacity.
John R. McLean, of the Cincin
nati Enquirer, has bought the New
Yoik Star of Colli* P. Huntington.
Gov. Richardson, of So ith Caro
lina, lias been re-nominated for
governor by the Democrats.
Refute every campaign lie. There
are lot s of fools who vote.
Thos. Fahy,
258 Broad street - - Rome, Ga.
In honorable Rivalry and Strife
for supremacy Fahy has distanced
the futile followings of Competi
tors and now proudly waves to the
free breezes his deserved ribbon of
Triumph..
Almighty Dollar! There are
hundreds of places to spend it;
people are continually devising all
manner of impropermea’ns to cajole
it away from you. Be wary, be
chary, be mistrustful and only
loosen your grip on the silver ridge
rimmed tieasure when you see that
for it you are receiving equal value
in useful, serviceable stuff.
The time has comewhen flagrant
spoutings and fallacious newspaper
advertisements refuse to be the
throttle by which an honest, live,
progressive and rushing business
can lie successfully conducted.
Money may be expended with a
profuse prodigality even eclipsing
the liberal and excessive measures
of a Barnum, but if the attractions
heralded fail to fall in view tin
house is sure to lose. IVe do no!
entice trade by the .glamour ol
doubtful and dubious statements.
We shall organize no audacious oi
illegitimate system to dupe and de
lude a gullible public. To ride the
high wave of popular favor, to bask
in the sunshine of universal confi
dence, to enter the sacred pavillion
of public trust and repose on tin
downy couch of success we shall
absolutely abstain from all preca
rious promises. Never shall w<
forget the primal principles that
should bo employed to develop
trade. We shall establish a system
based on a serious and honorabli
endeavor to stir up the people with
a stimulus composed of real money
saving bargains. We shall method
ically and zealously reduce the
I prices of Dry Goods a little lowei
than any one else. We desire t<
arouse and awaken new interest, t<
make a sensation to attract tin
trading element, to create new rip
pies and extend the radious of oui
operations and enlarge their scope.
We shall augment and swell oui
daily crowds by discarding thread
bare, edgeless and worn out max
ims and setting the soft spinning
axle of trade humming to a tune ol
new enterprise. We will be tin
projectors, the founders, the active,
living, breathing exponents of a
broad, courageous, aggressive, bold
and successful business. We shall
neglect no opportunity, nor be care
less, indill’erent or injudicious to
any honest means that tends to les
sen the price of merchandise.
This age is too busy for drones
Men with arms folded never achievi
grand or triumphant results. Mus
cles grow sinewy with labor and
orains are vigorously active when
fortunes are to be made. Dreamers
and visionaries Idly live in the fu
ture—ever listlessly waiting foi
tomorrow. Physical and mental
toil combined with systematic and
untiring efforts are necessary to
conquer and surmount the business
barriers of today. Brains excited
by the fever of progress must bi
swift to plan and hands ready to
execute.
We have built wide and deep on
the rock of Commercial integrity,
aiming to treat others as we would
have them treat us. IVatered with
the dew of good intentions, warmed
by the clear glow of fair dealing,
the dollar you bring us will expand
and grow to colossal proportions.
Today we strike a straight blow
in behalf of the PEOPLE. We will
suppress the usurious monster
HIGH PRICE and emancipate the
country from the galling and hated
chains of HARDTIMES. We hit
hard for we are the mighty wielders
of the battle axe and the champions
of LOW PRICES. With genious
and ambition, an energy that never
lags, a mfnd that never wanders, an
eye that never tires and a nerve
that never quivers, with new, ad
vanced ideas crowding out the old,
pluck instead of luck, cash instead
of credit, brain in the place of
cheek we will beat back and crush
into obliv ion those moonshine mer
chants with their tough and tre
mendous profits.
If there is honor in. man, or vir
tue in reliable goods at low prices we
NO. 33.
mean to be masters of the situation,
taring pioneers that dive down to
rock bottom. In the future as we
have in the past will refrain from
all semblance of ambiguous adjec
tives, rediculous, wholesale asser
tions and grandiloquent terms, only
suggestive and indicative of exag
gerations.
Convinced that the public de
-criminate between sound sense and
sophistry and will appreciate and
believe plain statements of promi
nent, positive and undeniable
truths, we propose, to announce our
facts and features in every day mod
■st English, ignoring all mock
methods and sesquipedalian phra
seology.
Confident that the people of
North Georgia and Alabama, bless- .
■?d with keen perceptions and free
educational advantages will readily
recognize reasonable announce
ments, dissect chaff from corn,
Read, Reflect, Resolve and Act for
hemselves and Resolutely Reject
Blowing Bombast and Brainless
Blather whenever flagrantly mani
fest.
The public judges its individual
requirements and cannot be deceiv
'd ; they will invariably purchase
where the best value is secured and
refuse inferiority. We crave the
careful criticism of our country
nen.
Standard Calicoes 2.1 3/, 4c, 5/.
Cotton Check j Owing to the con-
Sheeting V stant fluctuation
Shirting. \we can quote no
positive prices on
these goods. But
they will always
be sold at factory
cost..
Shoes sl, $1.15, $1.25, $1.35, $1.50
ind up.
Jeans 12J/, 15/, 16J/, 18/. 20/,
25/ to 50/.
Dress Goods 5/, C}/, 7i/> 10/,
15/, 20/.
■ juilts, Blankets, Comfortables, <fcc.
'orsets, H'd’k’cfs, Buttons, Trim
mings, Ribbons, Cloaks, Velvets,
Silks, Umbrellas.
Carpets, Shades, Oil
cloth.
The most extensive Stock in the
South.
CARPETS from 15/ to $2.00 per
>-a rd.
Read this column next week, it
will be filled with figures —Plain
figures for the people.
THOS. FAHY,
Rome, Ga.
The Mother Hubbard —Air—
■‘Old Oaken Bucket:”
How loose around my. waist were
the clothes of my childhood,
As my doubled up corset reminds
me with pain,
I’he slips that I wore when I used
to chop stovewood,
Had more enjoyment than bustle
or train.
I’he bustle I know', is a thing high
ly treasured
By ladies built on the mocking
bird style,
But £ive me that garment with
looseners unmeasured,
The old mother hubbard which
weak men revile.
The dear mother hubbard,
The loose mother hubbard,
L’he honored old hubbard that beats
any style.
Fair warning.—We have borrow
’d a shot gun, which we keep heav
ily loaded, and the first person that
enters the door of our sanctum
for the purpose of whipping us .be
cause we have published a little
joke about them we will blow the
top of their heads oil'. We dont in
tend to take back any thing, nor
take any of their jaw. You have
been warned so heed it'. —Senoia
Sentinel.
Two young women fought a reg
ular prize fight at Bridgeport,Conn.,
last week. They were fighting to
see which one should receive the at
tention of a young man, but were
parted before they had determined
the quest Ton.
God help the people of Jackson
ville. Stricken with the terrible yel
low fever they sadly need help. H
nothing else the people of this fa
vored country should send up their
petition to the Most High for them
Georgia’s delegation to the lower
house of congress is all right, but
its two' senators do not represent
ji."-people.