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Mull. 10.000 Tertfmoniato. AW* Paper. _ - */ <’hlrh'.AtcrChvinleulCo.-MudbusiSqu&re. fid J by iui Lvcxl Not one part but part of HIRES Rootbeer tends toward making it the perfect temperance healthgiviug drink. Made only by The Chari?* K. Hires Co.. Philadelphia. A 2bc. package makes 5 gallons. Sold everywhere. A BOON TO HUJ’ANITY! CUSHMAN’S MENTHOL INHALER Greatest Diswery of 19th Or lory. Z*--. Cures all troubles of the >' Head and Throat. O CATAIUHI. HEADACHE, ’ W£ZS? v\ NEURALGIA, LaGRIPPE. * 3 WILL CURE Sneezing, Snufijng P' Coughing. Ihivln.he, s X=>k(J’/ j It ha* no eounl for ZW.Y COLD3,SoreThroat y X Hay Fever, Bron- l AXr x< chitie. La GRIPPE. \’^r z C>^ r 7#V* The meet Refreshing 'V ' k fM,d Healthful aid to Z"’*-*''' I v' I!Fadacme Sufferers. 5 ‘ ' Brings Sleep to the Sleepless Cure* Uisomnfa and Nervous Prostration. enlionsei> s hy rinsKKNH nunttHHii-. y. T.FNXOX HKOWNE. 1 . K C. N. El. >•>. • r tn th. Central London Throat and Ear Hoaptal. ‘•The vapor of Menthol check* in a manner hardly k»« than niwvelov», acute Cokli :n the head. For all form* of natal «. rm<i!< < brtruction to the natural breath way. I presciibe (TMCIANb ME* IHOL IMIALER to the eitent of hundretii per annum.” DR. nitOWN’E alw saye: “Ahv.ivi rar.y the Ingenious MF\’« Tliill. IXHALKR known \s I t sH.U LX’S, wi.;<h should Uuk.l r. t only on the first approach, but three or four time* a dav during an •pMeni c, and always In cold catching nether by those eubjett Uj MUI colds.” j Menthol h partn ularly destructive t<» the lifeof the In’h ora ba. d!i.’» \ DR. S. S. BISHOP, Surgeon to the Illinois Charitable Eve and , Kar Infirmary. Chk-ago, Mya ; ”Y< u need :j ..jhtr a ..ounce cl ny ; good opinion nt your Inhaler, when I say that 1 am con tnnllv using and pretcrlMng them for mv potlettU.” Mb J IwL ’’**£*; • Ciuhaua brag ra St S a h A SoluMMh*** Hands. Go and get a 25e box of t'uehiunn'e Menthol Bulm and keep it In the house. It l* the safest remedy and surest for Cut*. Burns. Bruises. Scalds, * Chapped Hands, bores, or any skin eruption*. It is quick to relieve jntin and inti.imnmttoi I or Fesni era cracked hands it Is a wonderful cure. Largest box of ointment on the market. Cured Ills Mother, Carthage. Mo., July TB, IM’’*.—-Your Menthol BmK e cured mother s hands. She has had nt. trou ble with her hands nince I g .t her the box. My mother Is happ) mid doing a! I Intown work again. BoewasnodDlelodoanr work three years on account nf her hand-*. Your Ba naw cured them. I thank you very much. K<, t Kah.v It Acts bike a Charm. A ,a April fl, Is'.e. -1 have used your Men thol Bn IIM on some old bad sores, and on two or three cases of itch and other eruptions; the patients •ay it "acts like a charm.'* Please send four boxes Balm. 1 intend to encourage the use of vour prepa rations because they do act sure enough “ like a cbann. b. w. Floyd, m. d. If you cannot get It of your druggist send 25c. for one bnx by mail. Sold by all leading druggists. Cusbman Drug to., \ mcennes, Indiana. MO . ES, No . Weak Jl‘ sr aS 1 Eyes! j MTh 78 I EYEUSALVE A Certain Sale SBetlive Jetnedy for Hestoring flic Sip ft'' of the olrt. ;. Stve Tumors, lied Eye . >l:iited Eyelashes, AND Fr.JDVCO;.' OUTCK RELIEF AND CURE. r Also. clKs-n.-Lirs v. hrn used, sq other m. l:»ilse . Ucers. Feyey Sores, T;::i= srs. .’-nil ITficuti'. Unrsj-sl ! rtl<'*s. <>t niienier it.ttatmjHii-m exists, 1 MITOIEM.-S Kim: jrsiay be adiar.ttsgc. SOLD er V- OKUGGi.® A AT 25 CENTS. “TH IN ACURA 1 FOR THIN PEOPLE. ARE YOU THIN? Flesh made with Tbiuaeura Tablets ■ ] IV » scientiue process. They create V perfect assimilation of every form of » food, sec.eting the v Unable parts ami I discarding the worthless. Tin y make ■ lliin faces piurnp ami round out the tig- I nre. They are the standard Remedy for leanness, co training no arsenic, and absolutely harmless. Price, prepaid, $1 per b »x, t>f-'r J-"*. Pamphlet, "How to Get I'at,” tree. Ths Thivacfra Co.. MU Broadway, Sew York . Ripans Tabules cure dizziness. Ripens Tabules cure headache. Ripans Tabules cure flatulence. Ripans Tabules cure dyspepsia. Ripans Tabules assist digestion. Ripans Tabulee cure bad breath. Ripans Tabules cure biliousness. Ripans Tabules: one gives relief. Ripans Tabules cure constipation. etuis east* t>.’ ■ liM X& ■■ ;, ' k - invisjslz tlsuu-S tiu AN OKLAHOMA DINNER. I Pie and Other Circumstances That Made the Meal Memorable. “The best dinner I ever had,” said a New York club man, “was in Oklahoma, and it cost me about ' SB. The dinner itself cost me but tw<>, but I paid $5 to get to it, and the tips cost me sl, as I remem ; ber. I was in the town of El Reno on i the eve of the second opening of ’ j the Indian lands in that section. The town was full of campers and ! speculators. The few people in i the place who had got their con sent to have homes there felt un > der no obligations to entertain ’ strangers, and the landlord of the ■ j hotel was the most indifferent and j unaccommodating wretch I ever i saw. I lost my grip the first day i I was m the house and when I made the sort of complaint that a man would naturally make under j the circumstances, ho reckoned I I would be able to make a better - run without it. I told him I was I not there for that purpose. He replied that ho did not know why ’ a man in that country wanted any ! baggage. And this struck me as being so nearly correct that I never | alluded to the subject again. In order that I may further impress you with the meanness of the man I I will say that on one occasion I j went to the wash room of the house I for the purpose of indulging in a I little exercise which is in obedi i ence to a Testament command, and | found the tank empty. There was lno porter and no bell boy. I waited on the clerk, who was en gaged with a half-bred in a game of.cards. In reply to my request I for water, ho referred me to the landlord, who was sitting in his shirt sleeves on the porch, as they ‘ call it down there. I made known to him my wants, and he told me ; there was a barrel of water in the I cellar, and that I could take the I bucket and help myself. He added [ that I must use the water spar | ingly, as he had to pay for it, and it came from a spring obout away. He further said that no bathing was allowed, and that only one course of water was permitted, tasked him if I might have a little extra to use in con nection with my tooth brush. This request brought down upon me all of his contempt, and I waived that. I have been on the plains when' there was not a house between sun rise and sunset, and not a feather in sight. But hunger in such a case can be philosophized with. To suffer hunger, however, in a town of your own country, and | among your own people, is one of I the pangs 1 never want to feel j again. I had suffered this sort of feeling for four days. There was no fruit in the town. The canned goods of the cheapest make were ; being sold at fabulous prices to : Indians, who regarded them as i i luxuries. Besides, I already felt I the symptoms of a sickening dys i pepsin, and did not care to increase | them. In my hungered condition I met ■an officer of the regular army ; from the command at Fort Reno, j six miles distant, and, knowing i that the average army officer is a gentleman, I introduced myself ! and begged him to direct me to some place where I could reduce my famishing condition. He in- i vited me to the fort to mess with I him, but I told him I could not accept, although I was distressed . to decline. He said if I insisted on spending ’ ■ my money he would tell me where; I could get a fairly good meal, but it was nine miles away. The qual ification he put forth obliterated distance. I asked him to be brief. I was directed to the Indian agen cy. and learned the name of a man there who served a fairly good ■ meal to the officer in charge of the agency and to the Indian store keepers. 1 lost no time in apply ing for livery—there was such a thing as livery in the benighted town. It was a benighted town then; I do not know what it is i now. The liveryman said he had' ! but one rig, and that the team was i ■ pretty well tired out; and besides he would not let it go for one pas senger. I asked him how many the rig would accommodate. He said that on a pinch it would ’ j hold four and the driver, if there | i was no big man in the party ; and i I he would send us over to the agen cy for S2O. I told him to hold the rig subject to my order, and returned to town, where I found two commercial drummers and one newspaper correspondent. • I held out to my famishing acquain tances the alluring prospect of a fair meal, and to my delight they fell in with the plan to capture it. The driver was a cheerful sort of chap, who told us of a stream . I that we must cross which had a quicksand bottom, and unless a man knowed where he was driving ■ the whole team was liable to sink .jin the sands and disappear for ever. He related a number of . cases of that kind in corroboration , of his statement. But wo urged , him on, and entertained him with ■ old stories and some very bad . singing. I had reserved my worst t story until we reached the banks . of the uncertain stream, and he was so deeply interested in my jarn that he forded the creek be fore he was aware of it. He drove us to the little cottage where lived the man who put out fairly good meals. It was Sun day. Several highly painted bucks lounged about the stoop One, I was told afterward, was a graduate of a Pennsylvania Indian school and had been sent back among his people to bring them up to a higher civilization. Ho was very drunk the day I saw him, | and his wardrobe consisted of a ■ blanket and a nether garment worn by Indians. The landlord came out and said it was late for dinner. His wife was the cook, and, as it was Sun day, she did not like to do any ex tra work, especially as she was wanting to go to a ghost dance that evening, and it was to take place at some distance. As I was the hungriest man in the crowd, I was selected as spokesman, and I was worked up to the pitch of elo quence. His wife came out. and I appealed to her. She consented when I told her that the monetary consideration was a small part of the situation. We were invited in and the man and his wife absented themselves to prepare the fairly good meal. In an hour we were invited to the table. The linen was immaculate. Wo had-soup, two courses of meat, vegetables, hot bread, delicious coffee and pie ’ Home-made pie! I don’t know what kind of pie it was. never did know and I never askea. But pie in Oklahoma was to us as I imagine the heavenly manna was to the hungry children of Israel when they were on a forced march. The newspaper correspon ds? t took more than his share, and as we remonstrated the landlord said they had another one. If his wife had said that I would have embraced her. What a feast that was! I have attended a great I many banquets in New York, but I never enjoyed one as I did that dinner. When it was finished we took the landlord out and asked him tc. i name his price. He returned and | consulted with his wife. When he appeared to us again he said in an i apologetic manner that as it was ■ 'Sunday, and as Mary had lost her chance of seeing the ghost dance to accommodate us, he would have to charge us about $2 a head. He i might as well have had $5. I said the dinner cost me SB. It cost me mo-e in the long run. When I returned to civilization I sent Mary a dress pattern and a ■ fashion book, for I imagined she would like to know the latest style. I shan't tell you what the diess pattern cost. That's between my wife and me. But I will bet it was the finest dress that was ’ ever seen in Oklahoma. And there is the best room in my house on , Fifth avenue for Mary and her • husband if they ever come to New ’ York, and a box at the theater every night, and a sail on my yacht. I wish I had Mary’s chances of getting to heaven. Talk about—say, what was it Byron wrote? I “In the desert a fountain is springing, In the wild waste there still is a tree. And a bird in the solitude singing— I forgot the other line. But that's Mary of the Indian agency in Oklahoma.”—New York Sun. The Darlington, Wis , Journal says editorially of a popular pat ent medicine: “We know from experience that Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem edy is all that is claimed for it, as on two occasions it stopped excru ciating pains and possibly saved us from an untimely grave. We would not rest easy over night without it in the house.” This remedy undoubtedly saves more pain and suffering than any other medicine in the world. Every family should keep it in the house for it is sure to be needed sooner or later. For sale by H. H. Ar rington, Summerville, Ga. Apology. A lukewarm apology is more in sulting than the insult. A hand some apology is the handsomest thing in the world. And the man liest and the womanliest. An a pology, like chivalry, is sexless. Perhaps because it is a natural vir tue of women it sits manlier upon mon than upon women. A delicate apology brings into play all the virtues necessary to a perfect hu manity. The proudest are general ly those who can bend the lowest. It is not pride; it is a stupid van ity and an abnormal self-love which prevents a man or woman from apologizing. It requires a native humility, of which only great souls are capable. It requires generosity to be willing to humble yourself. It takes faith in human ity that your apology will be ac cepted. You must have a sense of justice to believe you owe it. It requires sincerity to make it sound honest, and tact to do it at the right time. It requires patience to stick to it until the wound has ceased to bleed, and the best, high est, truest type of love to make you want to de it. Old People. Old people who require medicine to regulate the bowels and kidneys will find the tru® remedy in Elec tric *Bitters. This medicines does not stimulate and contains no whiskey nor other intoxicant, but. acts as a tome and alterative. It acts mildly on the stomach and bowels, adding strength and giving tone to the organs, thereby aiding Nature m the performance of the functions. Electric Bitters is an excellent appetizer and aids diges tion. Old people find it just what they need. Price fifty cents per bottle at 11. H. Arrrington’s. A prehistoric city, which appa rently had a population of over 200,000; was discovered recently in Mexico by J. R. Reilly, an Ameri can archaeologist. This ancient city is situated in a narrow valley between two high ranges of moun tains. Nearly all the buildings I are of brown stone, and are in a I state of almost perfect preservation. Ben Osborn, a brother of the populist labor agitator, became in sane in Atlanta last Friday, escap ed to the streets with a pistol in his hand shot to death without warning Mr. Theo. Schrader, whom he met. Osborn had married only a few days before. He was at one ; time in the lunatic asylum. DR. 3. C. PARSONS' FEMALE REGULATING PILLS, Begulate the menses, relieve pain and fullness, backache A headache, heaviness, flooding j displacements, dizziness, ner- V?"' vousaess, weakness and all dis- frj? T charges. Tumors of the womb I '&J cr "dries relieved without use TW * 4iknife and dangerous opera linns PRICE st oo ?' N Broaa St. W< u’S 9to 1. For P am Phl ets - quration lists, o' private information, address wit ' U 1 ' stamp, UK. S. < • PAKSO.VS.S ’s«la,6s. POOR DIGESTION leads to nervousness, chronic dyspepsia and great misery. The best remedy is HOOD’S SARSAPARILLA. The Leading Conssnratory of Carl Faelten, Director. K* Founded in 1553 by E. srvms ftdl information. f^*^**if «A>nt W. Hau, Central Manager. UNDER DIFFICULTIES. But the Next Time He Has it to Do He Will Not Patron ize a Restaurant. A west side young man some time ago fell deeply in love with the attractive young typewriter employed in the office where he performed the duties of assistant bookkeeper at a weekly salary of sls, which he deemed amply suf ficient for a man of his simple tastes till the piquant face of the new typewriter filled his head with thoughts of a home in which she should be the sunshine of his life. Such a home as he fondly pic tured was not half good enough for her he knew could not be main tained on his meager salary, and so he applied himself diligently to master all the details of the de partment in which he worked, with an eye to the increase in his remuneration which he promised himself would be the signal to ask the all important question which he felt in his innermost heart was to make him the happiest man in nil creation or plunge him forever into the Stygian sea of despair and hopelessness. Months wore away and at last hie patience was rewarded. One noon the senior member of the firm came up to him as he sat gaz ing longingly at the pretty type wri tist, to whom it may be ex plained, he had not spoken his great heart secret because of his pecuniary circumstances, and sim ply announced : “Mr. Smiih, Mon day you will assume the duties of head bookkeeper, with the in crease oi salary the promotion de mands.” Poor, love-sick Smith went into a silent ecstacy of transport as the full meaning of his employer’s words dawned upon him. It meant he was now free in all honor to speak. “By jove,” he exclaimed, “I’ll ask Dolly right now to marry me; there she goes out to lunch; I’ll catch her at the restaurant.” The impatient yet jubilant young man hastened after her, in tent on his mission and repeating over ond over the plea he had re hearsed so many times in antici- pation of the event. Hurrying in to the place where they were wont > to get their midday lunch he was ! happily successful in securing a ’ seat alone at her table. He was , extremely happy; hut his troubles . alas, were about to take their in i nings. “Dolly,” ho began, “I love ; you. You may have guessed it ’ 'ong before from from my tell tale eyes and I want you to be • my •” ' “Huckleberry,” yelled a waiter at his side.” “Wife,” the young man finished, unheeding the interruption. “Ever since that never-to-be-forgotten day when you passed my desk I have loved you withan all-devour ing passion that seemed almost uncontrollable. Night after night as I lay on my pillow my heart i has whispered to me: “Nothing , will ever still this longing unrest . but—” “Two ice creams,” interpolated waiter No. 6, “But union with you,” finished the now flustered wooer. “I have been promoted and can now buy”— “Bean soup for two,” ordered a low-browed waiter —“and surnish, in time, that little house you have so often admired,” ended Smith, with an angry look at every waiter in range. “Life wi l ! be a ” “puddin’ fer two!” again inter rupted a voice—“heaven on earth,’’ he continued as he grated his teeth 1 and picked up the catsup bottle he had knocked down on the floor I in the nervousness of his bewilder- ■ ment. Resolved to finish the speech he had worked and worried i over so many weeks he started in | j afresh. “In that greatest of all t mysteries men call —” “Hash !” a waiter yelled. “Dolly, will you” excuse me only j for a moment while I commit half a dozen murders in the first de- I gree?” the now thoroughly aroused | and angry pleader abruptly asked j I I and there was dynamite in his voice and steel in his eye as he said it. “Never mind, H-H-Hc-rby,” Dolly said softly, “come up to night and—and—l think those waiters are just horrid. You and I won’t come here again, will we?” Herby said they wouldn’t and as they left, after he had paid both check, a commanding voice came floating after them : “Cantaloupe —cantaloupe.” While the words were yet ring ing in their ears he looked sadly down at her, but she only mur mured: “We won’t have to dear est.”—Chicago News. The Ideal Paneca. James L, Francis, Aiderman, Chicago, says: “I regard Dr. King’s New Discovery as an ideal Panacea for Coughs, Colds and Lung Complaints, having used it in my family for the last five years, to the exclusion of physi cian’s prescriptions or other prep arations.” Rev. John Burgus, Keokuk, lo wa, writes: “I have been a minis ter of the Methodist Episcopal church for 50 years or more, and have never found anything so ben eficial that gave me such speedy relief as Dr. King’s New Discov ery.” Try this Ideal Cough Rem edy now. Trial Bottles free at 11. H. Arrington’s drug store. The Women Who Are With Us. No man in his sober thought can fail to sympathize with the consecrated labors that have be come a part of the life of those good women who have been repre senting the work of the Woman’s Christian Temperance Union in our city the past few days. Men may have their views of public policy; may resent encroach ments upon their individual inter ests; may give way to the demands of political influence ; may from various sources, take grounds to the opposite of the efforts of ex treme temperance innovations; but the law of perseverance and faith displayed by these women is building a gradual wall against the debauchery of intoxicants that is more palpable than any reform that has ever exercised the co-oper ation of the human race. Today there is not a state in the Union, however environed in its population, thot is not giving stu dy and enactment of legislation to some form of repression. There is not a church organization out what is discussing plans of temper ance. There is not an old-stand ing secret order, whose base is upon moral grounds, that is not in some way taking measures to enforce so briety upon its membership, while social functions are, everywhere, gradually tempering the banquet to quieter methods of the “flowing bowl.” Thus are events casting their shadows before, and more than ever strengthening the enthusiasm to this heart-devoted task of these women. It is therefore, not so much in the numbers that represent this convention as the numbers repre sented in sympathy that we may calculate the importance of this meeting. There is not in all the world a woman whose heart has been bruised by the intemperate use of alcoholic beverages by husband, father, or son, that is not with them in silent prayer. And as the sentimei. t has grown through the torture of grief, so have men come to give thought of the evil, and less inclined to tem porize with the men who excessive ly indulge. And the outcome of it. What shall it be? The coming together of our statesmen in terms of rea- ; son, and the fixing of the commer < cial status of alcoholics to the . detriment of public welfare. It ' will not be just as these good wo i meu would have it, perhaps, and ’ still less just what the traffic of it j would want. At the same time the Evening j Advertirer joins with these good ! women in the hope of that solution whicn shall best subserve our civ- ■ ilization. —Brunswick Advertiser. Ripans Tabules cure indigestion. Ripans Tabules cure torpid liver. Ripans Tabules: gentle cathartic.