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| GARRETT BROS. CO. [ t A New Firm But We’re Experienced in the | | GROCERY BUSINESS | Give Us Your Orders. We Can Take Care of You | If it's anything in Groceries we'll appreciate a personal call, or ask tor j; | Telephone No 75. WE DELIVER THE GOODS. | - - — — l ~ ■■■Tn il ——— - - —--- RONI UN tLE UM FOWLER’S GOY Mr. Editer: Some folftr, suy fr fT- chickens < jinn bout by possum pullin a chick en backarils on a wot nite through de fence Cfack. But dat wernt It. member come time a go when de Olis üßcn to freezle da har? Well A .-den, yer member long bout dat time dor wan lots of freezle chick ens. Des IW'lis were jess try In to immlntate dem ladles and when de Indies quit freezlln de hens quit freczlln. Kase yer nebber see udder now. Mos ertibery thing tries to immitate si.mfln else. Dey ideal yer mite say. 1 > yer ebber notice de chTld. He try to immitate he daddy. Daddy smoke cigarette, boy gwlnter smoko cijarette,. Daddy git drunk boy g vinter r,U crunk. Daddy play k’.i'dr boy » winter pl;}' kyards. • « fisbin on Sunday, i Zn winter flsb on Sunday. 1.1 y cuss., boy gwlnter cuss, has .addy go to meetln, boy gwin •' ter go to meetln. What ebber de 1 daddy does am de proper thing wld *>< do boy. Whin 1 sits up cross legged t h and spits in de fiar. I notls my lit -1 tie 2 year ole boy doing de berry 1 i.c .net hing. Dey all walk In de foot a 'l'lnta Ob da Daddies. Hog klllln time am here and Mars. *' ’aff's Kiiitf of beasts am gottin I "e rest now. Bulk meat bin so 1 boys bln huntin Mister pos- p ' mighty ••lose dis year. De II "1 am crossed and piled on nty 1 Xvhnt da bin flinghi ent, down f dat fat possum. Mars. Frank ’ she tubs possum. One day ■t I was gwine long de road I ’> lookln at Mars. Frank plowin <an at (j n ( j ( , | saw a big fat loss, l>f m gjjppiH py him tryj n to get well as I. IF THERE WERE BETTER SHOES THAN THESE WE WOULD HAVE THEM FOR YOU. Before we entered the shoe business, we in- W vestigated thoroughly; sought the advice of the Z foremost experts and the opinions of long ex- jadr** perienced shoe makers and sellers. ft The world’s Markets were, and are still open to us==We searched for the Best and found them in These: J & i Cousins, Jno. Kelly, Meriam Shoes, Johnson & Murphy, Howard & Foster, P Cogan & Son In style quality, wordmanship and fit, we know of no other shoes that are worthy to be compared with these. Let us repeat, if there were better shoes than these we wo ci Id have them for you. When in Rome come to see us, we can save you money. We carry a complete line of Shoes and Slippers. McMILLI VMS SHOE CO., 210 Broad St., Rome, Qa. to de crek, I say hey dar Mars, Frank dar goes a possum by yer dar. Dat possum no sooner hear me say dat, dar he broke, and so did Mars. Frank. He jess curl he tail over he back, dat possum 1 mean and here dey went hlptey hip over dem clods toards de creek. When ebber Mars. Frank think bout taters and possum for dinner de harder he would run. Feared lack dey both gaining on one a nudder all de time. Dat race were de funniest I ebber seed 1 jess last and I* last. Bout de. time dat possum were bout to go over de crek bank Mars. Frank saw he was bout to loose him, he jess made a big jump and fell forards on he face tryln to fall on dat possum, but , dat possum slip from under him and over de crek lank he went. Den Mars Frank got up and looked back at the Grand Stand and do speshun on his fissyognomy would hab made ole .Io Cammon wet p and it made me wish 1 had n wagon load of pos sums rite den I eho would hab gib Mars. Frank de las one of dem. Kase he look-d dat sad. Clean out in breath and no possVrn fer dinner Mars. Alf Street and geese tickles him neui’.U '? death; but whin de simmon blushin a crimson red and <i • taters ■ veins am strutted full, den it am de pos sum tickles me ntos. Dat is to say it tit kies my pallett and not de pallet! what 1 lays dovn on nudder. Mos ebbery thing has its trials and trubbles. De possum had a hard time In de fall. Dei long bout now Mr. Hog am a ha. in trouble and so Ict.e, Mr. Gobbler gwinter git in a tr.es;.. Christmas git.lin in me bones rite now. Taint gwlnter be ! long, to its. fat gobbler, celebub. fruit cake, bile custard, mince pie j and slcli lak Den arter a while dars THE SUMMERVILLE NEWS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1909 gwinter be more trouble. Not trouble in mind but trouble ob de atomic. Den dar will be in evidence | indigestion wld de grown ups. Wounded boys wid cannon crackers, ■ and lock jaw wid combustibles. De drunk man soberin up, de razer slashed nigger at de cake walk and de doctor wid his saddle bags. Un cle Joe Patterson sez whin folks ’ sow to de wind dey gwinter reach de whirl wind. I spec dats so. Yours truly, Uncle Jim Fowlers Boy. P. S. When Mars Junkins tell bout dat bootiful land in Arizoona wid der snow capped mountains and green alafafa 'valleys. Der fragrant, flowers in bloom and dem golden or-1 ; gods and whin I thought he was ; anges drippin wld de nector of de gwine on to talk bout de jucy water million and de ripe fat possum den arter dat dis nigger would know fer | certain it were de land of Canan and j he were gwlnter be off rite now. i But lawsy massey he spiled it all by say in, Dar was no possum dar. No I nigger gwine whar no possum and j water million grow. It makes no dis- , ference to dem folks what nose nuf fin bout possum. Jess lak de Lyer ly folks say “when ignorance is bliss tls folly to be wise.” But jess think ov dat Georgy man, de misery he am enjoyln widout dat Georgy possum. P. S. again Dat man what name Hamp and noratin bout me so scan dules. if 1 gits holt ov him will be lak I do a thing ob de same name wid de/ “p” let off. Monstrous pity he aint as good as dat thing wid de “p” lef off. Mister Editor es yer scuse dis long letter ajid sat it up wid dat complacency of mind yer most in gineral wears on yer fisiog -1 nomy and more specially dat spres i turn whilst yer am eaiin possum and tater, den Ize gwinter pay up my; scription nex time I cums to town. i Dat I will. Yours truly U. J. F. B. Scrub yourself daily, you are not clean inside. This means clean stom ach, bowels, blood, liver, clean, heal- I thy tissue in every organ. Moral: : Take Hollister’s Rocky Mountain Tea i a thorough cleanser. Try It tonight. : Summerville Drug Co. j Z It is impossible to do two thing at once. In fact, some of us find it im possible to do one thing at once. Looking One’s Best. ; It’s a woman’s delight to look her best but pimples, skin eruptions, sores and boils rob life of joy. Listen Bucklen’s Arnica Salve cures them; ; makes the skin soft and velvety. | It glorifies the face. Cures Pimples, | Sore Eyes, Cold Sores, Cracked Lips, i Chapped Hands. Try it. Infallible for ' Piles. 25c at Summerville Drug Co. ■ The cigar tobaccos are grown mostly in New England, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Wisconsin, though there is a con siderable and rapidly increasing pro duction of this type in Georgia, Flor ida and Texas. The tobaccos used for chewing, smoking, snuff and ex port are produced most heavily in Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina. Virginia and South Carolina. CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought of Christmas Gifts This season finds us with the best selected and largest stock we have ever shown. Out-of.town 3 buyers are invited to call and see the beautiful '] and attractive lines of-- Jewelry, Watches, Toilet ware, Leather Goods, Brass Goods, Umbrellas, Silver Fable ware, I Cut Glass, Clocks Our complete Catalog mailed upon request ’ MAILORDERS HAVE. PROMPT ATTENTION l l _— I W. F. FISCHER & BRO. CO. | I Jewelers Chattanooga, - Tenn.