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| THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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THE SUMMERVILLE NEWS: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1936
Literary Advantage
“Os course, crime doesn’t pay,”
said Bill the Burg, “unless you let
others do the hard work.”
“What do you mean by ‘hard
work’?”
“Holdin’ up banks or gas sta
tions. You can make a crime story
profitable without botherin’ de po
lice. It’s de difference between be
in’ a clerk or a bookkeeper and
drawin’ dividends by runnin’ a cor
respondence school.”
Just Half Each
“I suppose the little wife will win
all the arguments in your house?”
“No; she’ll only win half of
them.”
“Oh, you expect to win the other
half!”
“No; but my’ mother-in-law will.”
Never Will Be
The contributor wrote: “The en
closed are original and have never
been published.
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nted: “I can quite believe it.”
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Money Destroyed
When Uncle Sam’s paper mon
ey becomes worn and badly soiled
it is returned to the Treasury
where it is destroyed and bright,
new bills issued in its place. If
all denominations were thorough
ly mixed together before being
tossed in the macerator each ton
of money destroyed would contain
approximately 590,000 one-dollar
bills, 190,000 fives, 130,000 tens,
60,000 twenties, 20,000 twos and no
more than 10,000 fifties and high
er denominations, which proves
that the larger denominations do
not wear out so quickly. The
twenties, fifties and larger denom
inations do not circulate with
nearly as much velocity as the
ones, fives and even the tens. —
Pathfinder Magazine.
Something Amiss
In going home from the party, if
your wife says never a word, a
man breaks the stillness with:
“What inexcusable social error
have I committed now?”
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Odessa Interesting City
Odessa is one of the most inter
esting cities of Russia. The fa
mous marble stairway leads up
from the port to a beautiful city
whose population is a colorful mix
ture of Ukrainians, Jews, Russians,
Greeks, Persians and Turks. The
bathing beaches, health springs
and rest homes in the environs of
Odessa have been famous for cen
turies.
Deer Swim 12 Miles of Sea
The red deer of the British Isles
are powerful swimmers. The Isle
of Rum in the Inner Hebrides is
famous for its fine stags, some of
which are credited with crossing
the 12 miles of ocean separating
Rum from the large island of Skye
to its north*—Gas Logic.
The Feeling Within
It is difficult to make a man
miserable while he feels he is
worthy of himself and claims
kindred to the great God who
made him.—Abraham Lincoln.
MY BANKER ADVISED ME TO
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