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Ligliter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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THE SUMMERVILLE NEWS: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1936
Non-Stop
After an hour and a half of
preaching, a clergyman who was
given to both long-windedness and
fanciful flights of oratory was just
getting warmed up to his sermon
on immortality.
“I looked up to the mountains,”
he shouted, “and I said,
‘Mighty as you are, you will be
destroyed; but my soul will not.’
I gazed at the ocean and cried, ‘Vast
as you are, you will eventually dry
up, but not I.’ ” And then he won
dered why his hearers smiled.
Tit-Bits Magazine.
How it Happened
Blinks looked a wreck. His face
was covered with sticking-plaster;
both eyes Were black; and his left
arm was in a sling.
“What happened?” a friend asked.
“A motor accident?”
“No; a loose floorboard.”
“Tripped over it?”
“No; trod on it, as 1 was sneak
ing in the other night and woke
•the missus up.”
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Grapefruit Jelly Ring
1% cupfuls grapefruit juice.
’/z cupful orange juice.
% cupful lemon juice.
2Vz tablespoonfuls gelatin (gen
erous measure).
P/2 cupfuls sugar.
V 2 cupful cold water.
1 cupful hot water.
Soak gelatin in cold water five
minutes. Boil sugar and hot water
three minutes, or until clear; pour
over the soaked gelatir and stir
until dissolved. Let cool, then add
fruit juice, a few grains of salt and
pour into ring. Set aside in cool
place for several hours to harden.
Copyright.—WNU Service.
Beard in Bag
The longest beard in Japan,
where the old gentlemen make a
specialty of lengthy facial finery,
is owned by a Mr. Kato. After
thirty years he has succeeded in
producing one that, because it
drags on the ground, has to be
carried around in a bag.—Collier’s
Weekly.
Girls Barred From Early Schools
More than 150 years elapsed from
the opening of the first public school
in Massachusetts before one girl
was admitted, and it was not until
1828 that girls were admitted with
equal privileges.
Uncle Eben’s View
“I heard de news ’bout blowin* up
a castle full o’ people,” said Uncle
Eben. “I admires industry, but I’s
worryin’ ’bout de way folks refuses
to loaf an’ gits busy ’bout de wrong
things.”
Measuring Lumber
Lumber is usually measured in
board feet, a board foot having the
dimensions 1 ft. long, 1 ft. wide, 1
in. thick; its volume is 144 cu. inches
or one-twelfth of a cubic foot.
Whistling Interpreted
Whistling is as often a relief to
the fidgets as it is an expression of
cheeriness.
SOOTHES BURNS
Pure and enow-white, Moroline applied as
a dressing for burns protects and soothe*.
The 10c site contains times as much as
the Sc size. Try it today. Demand Moroline.
MOROLINE
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Self Pity
One who ( says, “I am misunder
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Good pictures reveal unsus
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When HEADACHE
Is Due To Constipation
Often one of the first-felt effects
of constipation is a headache. Take
a dose or two of purely vegetable
Black-Draught!
That’s the sensible way—relieve
the constipation. Enjoy the refresh
ing relief which thousands of people
have reported from the use of Black-
Draught. Sold in 25 cent packages.
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