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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
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THE SUMMERVILLE NEWS: THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5. 1936
Letting Them Know
Sandy joined a golf club, and
was told by the professional that if
his name was on his golfballs and
they were lost they would be re
turned to him when found.
“Good,” said the Scot, “put my
name on this ball.”
The pro did so.
“Would you also put M. D. after
it?” said the new member. “I'm a
doctor." The pro obeyed.
“There’s just one more thing,
can ye squeeze ‘Hours 10 to 3’ on
as well?”—Bee Hive.
Masterful Man
They were walking along North
Main street and paused in the glare
of a brightly lighted jewelry store.
Unlike her escort, she seemed in
no hurry to continue.
“Look,” she said, “did you ever
see such good looking engagement
rings for such low price?”
He was the masterful type. Tak
ing her arm firmly, he answered:
“Uh-huh. But look over here Isn’t
that a swell radio for only $11.95?”
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Where He Wants to Be
A man generally shuns an invi
tation. Why? Simply because ac
cepting, knocks him out of the
dull, stupid rut he is always com
plaining of.
After opportunity has passed on
by, it looks three feet taller.
I slept, and dreamed that life
was Beauty; I awoke, and found
that life was Duty.
A word to the wise may be suf
ficient, but the wise frequently
ask for further enlightenment.
Can't Fool 'Em
Don’t argue to young people
that the world is all wrong. They
know better.
A chronic knocker is angry
when everybody agrees with him
and he has to dry up.
Civilization as it develops, be
comes more intellectual, but it
must not forget to consult the hu
man heart.
Two perfectly useless com
plaints are of the weather and the
fashions. Both are inexorable.
To be confident of pleasing is
often an infallible means of dis
pleasing.
Little at a Time
Everything is to be accom
plished bit by bit.
The man who has affection for
you may be under an illusion,
but, oh, let it never be dispelled.
The dumb animals are the ones
that live as wisely as they know
how.
Happiness is the bird on whose
tail you have to put salt in order
to capture it.
Two great talkers will not
travel far together.
Week’s Supply of Postum Free
Read the offer made by the Pos
tum Company in another part of
this paper. They will send a full
week’s supply of health giving
Postum free to anyone who writes
for it. —Adv.
Methods to Wisdom
By three methods we learn wis
dom: first by reflection, which is
the noblest; second, by imitation,
which is the easiest; and third, by
experience, which is the bitterest.
Layer of Largest Egg
The aepyornis laid the largest egg
known, 13 inches long by 9 inches
broad, or I’about 1 ’about the size of 148 hen
eggs.
A Sky Hooker
A sky hooker is defined as a top
loader, or, in logging, a man who
places the logs on the top of a load.
Most Populous State
New York, one of the thirteen
original states, has been, since 1820,
the most populous in the Union.
President Buchanan, Bachelor
President Buchanan was the only
chief executive to remain a bach
elor throughout his life.
Tip on Etiqi etli
The perfect hostess says, “At
last!” when her guests arrive,
and “Already?” when they depart.
CONSTIPATION
MAH? HUSBAND
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work or piay. Always Vqjk M
draggy and worn out —often
cross and irritable. But like 'v**r
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this purely vegetable laxative. Not merely par
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that aided in ridding his system of poisonous
waste, refreshed him, made him feel like a "mil
lion.” Try N R Tablets yourself. Note how gentle
they are and
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BACKACHES
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MOTHERHOOD
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seconds to put on an Allcock's Porous Plas
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Over 5 million people have used Allcock’g.
the original porous plaster. Refuse any
plaster but Ailcock’s. It brings quickest
relief. Lasts longer. Easy to apply and re
move. 25$ at druggists.
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