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THE SUMMERVILLE NEWS: THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1936
Comparison
Fred’s English cousin was curious
about things American. “Is the
Mississippi as large as our
Thames?” he inquired.
“Haw, haw!” laughed Fred. “As
large? Say, your Thames wouldn’t
make a gargle for our Mississippi’s
mouth!”
Song Birds
Guest—Only once in history has
the personality of a great singer
inspired a great chef in the naming
of a masterpiece—when we got the
peche Melba.”
Flapper Oh, but I’m sure you’re
wrong there. What about the oyster
Patti?”
The Point of View
Two men occupying the same seat
on a bus. got into a conversation.
“So you are a doctor, eh?” said
one.
“Yes,” replied the other.
“Well,” said one, “in away our
work is alike. I’m a window washer
and work on panes, too.”—Cincin
nati Enquirer.
5 THE WORLD AT ITS WORST By gluyas williams
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GUING THAT HE DOESN’T NEED To CHANGE
SHOES, AND WONDERING WhY HE ISN’T
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Cheese Pie
1 cup cottage cheese.
% cup sugar.
2 eggs.
1% cups milk.
% cup cream (sweet or sour).
1 teaspoon salt.
Line a pan with light pastry;
brush the lower crust with white
of egg.
Rub the cheese and cream into
fine mixture; add salt. Beat eggs
and sugar together and add to
cheese mixture. Then add milk
and mix well. Fill crust and dot
with seeded raisins.
Bake, first fifteen minutes in
fast oven (400), then slow down
(375) until just set.
Serve slightly warm.
Copyright.—WNU Service.
Bank of France
The Bank of France is a unique
) Institution, probably the most ex
clusive organization in the world.
It is privately owned with 40,000
stockholders, yet it completely
controls French finances. It owns
all the gold in France, the nation
al treasury having not one franc
in its vaults.
It alone issues bank notes. It
lends money to the government.
It may shut off credit at any
time—and it has done so frequent
ly. Unlike our own Federal Re
serve system, it also does a com
mercial business with more than
six hundred branch offices in the
nation. —St. Louis Globe-Demo
crat.
DON’T WAIT
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2. Protect your throat
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Barren Skepticism
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"Quotations"
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Nations must depend for economic
salvation on individual efforts. —
Eamon de Valera.
Fiction is truth with its face lifted.
—Rex Beach.
It is women rather than men, w’ho
are unfair to women.— Fannie Hurst.
Immorality, like war, is a state, of
abnormality. Slowly but surely we
are swinging back to normality once
more.— Count Keyserling
I am always optimistic. What else
can one be?—John D. Rockefeller, Jr.