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THURSDAY, AUGUST 11, i 960
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By Thomas Collins
WHAT YOU MAKE TELLS HOW YOU WILL RETIRE
yOU will insist to yourself that
1 what follows simply does not
apply to you. If it makes you hap
py, insist. But from what I am
able to observe, about 90 per cent
of the men who retire follow this
pattern:
(1) The man who has a lot of
money, ample money for anything
he wants to buy—
This man has been in business,
probably with a large corporation.
Prior to his retirement date, be
cause he had the qualities of suc
cess, he made some deals. He
made a deal with his company to
maintain a desk in the front office
after he retired and be an adviser
of sorts to the company or to be
on the board of directors.
There’s not much for him to do
so he projects himself into the
civic affairs of the community.
This is a worthwhile thing to do
from the standpoint of the com
pany, and it’s very fashionable
nowadays. Also, it gives the fellow
something to occupy his time.
(2) The man who has been
making from $25,000 to $40,000 a
year—
This man is, and has been
closer to bankruptcy than anybody
realizes. This is the financial sta
tion in life that compels a man to
live beyond his means. He must
provide for a maid and a few club
memberships and for income tax.
When he retires, he and especially
his wife and children have been
accustomed to the fastest way of
life in America. The comedown to
one-fourth his salary is something
more than a privation. It is a fam
ily crisis.
This man cannot have a retire-
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ment desk at the office, has no
■ appetite for the raw roast beef of
the civic affairs luncheons, and
also must pack up the bedstead
and move. Where he has been
living, to keep in tune with his
success, is too expensive for a
’ pension.
This is possibly the most un
happy man in America in retire
ment.
(3) The man who has been
making between SIO,OOO and
$15,000 a year—
This fellow, if he has been with
a pretty good company, won’t fare
too badly. He probably came up
from the ranks and his wife has
not cultivated a taste for caviar.
This man will retire fairly well.
He will wind up in Santa Bar
bara, Calif., or Fort Lauderdale,
Fla., talk Republican and vote
Democratic, and pontificate about
the ills of the world.
(4) The man who retires on an
income of less than SIO,OOO a year,
but more than $6,000 a year—
This is the child of the gods.
He doesn’t know how a Cadillac
smells. His wife has never tasted
caviar. His children do not think
the world or their parents owe
them a living. This is the man who
can retire to a small town in the
South, call people by their first
name, urge them to do the same,
and be a human being without
trying.
This man, so far as I have been
able to determine, is the happiest
retired man in America.
For a copy of the new Golden Years
booklet by Thomas Collins, send 35
cents in coin to (NWNS), Box 1672,
Grand Central Station, N. Y. 17, N. Y.
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WORLD OUTDOORS
MIKE BENNETtV\
WHILE this writer has de
voted many years to a dedi
cated campaign to do away with
fallacy that all fishermen are lazy
(and that fishing in itself is a
lazy man’s game), it must be ad
mitted that one of the most suc
cessful anglers I ever encountered
wasted less energy fishing than
would seem possible.
Actually, this fellow used his
brains more than his casting arm.
And the fellows who shared a boat
with him now and then used to
say, “he thinks like a fish.” He
seemed to have away of always
being in the right spot when the
fish began a glorious feeding
spree.
Like I said, this fellow thought
like a fish. In hot weather, he was
on the lake before dawn; his
fishing done before the sun began
to bear down. He didn’t like to be
out under the hot sun—so he fig
ured the fish didn’t like it either.
In the cool of the afternoon, when
the sun had spent its rays for the
day, he would return, figuring
rightly that the fish would begin
to stir a bit.
When summer was at the ex
treme, this angler was a hard
fellow to find. He spent a good
portion of the day in bed, or
stretched out in a hammock in the
shade of the massive oaks. But,
he always had a string of fish to
show should anyone ask how they
were “hittin.” Only the wise knew
that this cagey old angler, like
the fish, slowed up in real hot
weather. During periods of scorch
ing summer days, fish slow up
considerably, lolling about in the
deeps and the shadows in the day
time. feeding in the late, late af
ternoon, or during the night.
Any black bass angler who de
sires, can think like a fish or, at
least by using the simple rules
followed by the old expert himself,
can gear his fishing activities to
be on the water at the times most
likely to be productive.
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By C. A. Dean, M. D.
MEDITORIAL: As soon as a
new drug is released everyone
immediately assumes we know
all there is to know about it. This
is a common error of the public,
of legislators and even of some
doctors. Unfortunately, medical
practice is not that simple. Con
stant re-evaluation and testing
are needed to get a better under
standing of the action, usefulness
and side effects of a particular
drug. Only large scale use and
painstaking observations can sup
ply the answers.
With so many new antibiotics,
diuretics, tranquilizers, stimu
lants, pain killers, muscle relax
ers and antihistamines you can
see the problem is great. Their
evaluation is made harder be
cause no two patients react ex
actly alike. Drugs in different
patients can cause different re
sponses, a fact which often ac
counts for varied results of in
vestigators.
Researchers are confronted
with these problems every time
they discover a new product.
After preliminary studies and
tests, a compound can be ruled
relatively safe and then released
for general use. Your family doc
tor, in using them, continues to
observe their action, noting both
good and bad effects. Often years
of continuous use must go by be
fore a drug takes its proper place
in therapeutics.
The urge to use new medica
tion is great. Pressure from pa
tients who read of a new dis
covery often forces a physician
into error. Even though great
successes are reported there
should still be caution in the
widespread use of a new com
pound. Any decision in this mat
ter should be left to the doctor.
For, after all, who is in a better
position to judge the potential
value and hazards of a new drug.
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By LYN CONNFLLY
JACK PAAR simply will not
learn from experience ap
parently . . . He has to talk about
politics, the one subject that's
most likely to get a personality
into trouble . . . This time he
spouted off about the FCC al
lowing equal time to that peren
nial candidate for most any office,
Lar Daly who made an appear
ance on his show . . Paar re
strained laughter all thru the
interview, then upon Daly’s de
parture completely ridiculed the
man.
Daly is, of Cours?, a “charac
ter’’ in every sense of the word
and some of his ideas are com
pletely fantastic . . Nevertheless,
he has a right to his opinions just
as has Mr. Paar and if his
greatest sin is that he places
America First then he can’t be
all goof . . . Seems peculiar . . .
Put a Red sympathizer on a show
and he'll get a warm hand for his
intellectual ideas . . . Americans
are great at applauding people
who are planning their doom . .
But put a man on who happens to
believe that America can get
along without foreign friends (who
aren’t friends at all. let’s face it.
and he’s booed . . . Its a sad stale
of affairs.
CAPITOL:—A great hi-fi, re
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flavored songs . . . Rauehi's small
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ballads with some tender moments
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jazz fans will herald a great long
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of the Street,” “Night and Day,”
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TEENAGERS SOMETIMES LIKE TOIS
year-olds. Ever watch them play
ing? There comes a big fuss, they
tear into each other verbally- and
otherwise, and one of them takes
out for home, looking as if he or
she will never come back again.
What happens? Ten minutes later,
there they are, playing happily to
gether again, as it nothing had
ever happened.
Now, we like this. If kids held
on to their "mads" and their
grudges as grownups do, most of
them would never have a play
mate. But, as we grow older we
become more sensitive and, let's
By C. D. Smith
fare it, less forgiving. When we get
"mad" at someone, we have to let
it “wear off" or resolve it one way
or another in our mind. We don't
forget so easily. Children get
“mad" and ten minutes later they
can’t tell what it was that upset
them. Teenagers and grownups
remember.
Children don’t bother to patch
up old quarrels. They just forget
them. Teenagers and grownups
must resolve the problem or mis
understanding, before they can
get back on the right track.
The question to be answered by
this week’s letter writer, then, must
be this: Just who was responsible
for the “fight" and for the break
up. Once this question is truthfully
answered, perhaps the way to “get
ting him back" may be easier to
find.
Our advice is: be patient; don’t
push the issue too hard—and if
this friend tells him what to do all
the time, ask yourself truthfully
if reconciliation is going to be
worth the effort.
If you have a teenage problem you
want to dlncuHS. or an observation to
make, address your letter to FOK
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