Arlington advance. (Arlington, Ga.) 1879-188?, June 10, 1881, Image 1

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Make Collections, Negotiate Loans mid attend to all business confided to them. Land Scripts, Soldier's Additional Home¬ stead Bights, and Land lEarrants bought and sold.- 1 ALLAJOJ 5 ES. WA1CII-HAHEB anti JE WEIIEE, ARJAN’GTOX. GA., Offers his services to the citizens ol Arlington and vicinity. All 'kinds ol repairing on watches, clocks, jewelry, etc., done on short notice and at a low price, 'fork done on time for responsible parties. arv30-tf a A' 'N-d-dd. mm Hi m \ m m :■ Halbert E. Paine, Late Comniinionce of Patents. 7>enj. F. Grafton. Story B. Ladd PATE IN *3? S- PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD, mtorncys-at-Law and Solicitors of American and Foreign Patents. 412 Fifth Street, Washington, D. C. Practice patent laiv in all As branches in the Patent (Alice, and the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pam¬ phlet sent tree. ’ di 10-tl FSorestma DelletilfnlandFaahionaMoI’orfumc. Cologne# Ihtceedingly A New, Fragrant, Lasting &Ecfrestiing« Sold tydmggiiti and fancy goods -dealer-. 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PARKER’S H AIR BALSAM SSK THAT DUEL. 1ST SMIL AX. The small but enterprising city ol Newcastle could boast- of many pivlty gills, bnt none of them could com- pare with the ackuowleg.nl belle, Miggie Barr.' Iior Christian n o. was Maggie, but her father always called her Miggie, so gradually’ the people of our town fell into tho same habit. I could not do justice to this young lady’s to many charms and points of beauty, I will let yon, dear rea¬ der, imagine a woman ten times pret¬ tier than any you ever m t ns a true portrait of my heroine. Of course, Miggie, b ing pretty and the acknowledged belle, had many beaus; in fact, all the eligible young men in town bowed down and ivo.- shipped at her shi ine. Probably if it had not been foi the romantic notion • which had been inculcated in Miggic’s mind during her three yeayj’ sojourn at boarding school in Philadelphia sin would have accepted oue of these ma¬ ny admirers who were dead in love with her, and would have fettled down into the dreary laim-drnm existence J’ married life, as the romancHs choose to call it, but she could nevei think of such a thing. No, haled; en¬ sile died she would ‘have to be the principal in some romance, or else her dreams would always remain fancies and not delicious realities. At tile time I write about there were two young men paying attention to .\liggie, both of whom were sanguine of ultimate victory. She treated llmm both alike, and, though they tri d to ■nt.ival each other by the paying ol attention ncitlnr of them Could boast of any advantage over (heother. The first young man whom I writs about bore the name of Sam Wart, and the other tlie title of Tom Brady. Vfiggio did not like either of llnse mim-fi, as they werfe unlike the titles f the heroes in the books she h .1 c ' ft>tt<xi, besieJAi ■lic-iT^ndiviil'iial’y ing;ai% n some romfintie,action that would fit hem fur a upitrimoual alii it^e with In-r. Not that she wanf -d Uiem bo’H» or 1 or hnsbai:ds;%!it she wafted them until to.perfJBn rbmaniic dee’s and tiro one’thaf came n-an st her ideal she wo did accept as her husband. bam Wnrk was a big, broadshnul- dcr.-d Jt-llo , with a large share of ■omu.on sense/and very little romance pervading h s disposition. The fa t A the mntt-r was Sam. had been used to hard work since childhood rod consequenily, hr d uo time to think >f ro man op. Tom Brady vas an exquisite in re¬ gard to dress, always wearing the finest clothes, but he was no more io mantic than fLm. The one thing that Tom Brady prid¬ ed himself on was his shape. Ho had i wai st like a woman. The two young men, before their contest for the hand of ffiggie, ha- bet n warm friends, bat since they ha entered on this race tin y had not been such ardent admirers of each other, but had centered all their* admiration on one divinity, Miggie. As tlr-ii. affairs waxed hotter they beennn dead enemies, and passed each other on tlie slreet without speaking. .Miggie, sl.v little puss that she was, helped on this coolness, in order, if possible to liav- 1 a romance woven for her life. At this time Miggie was receiving attent' n from both of the gentlemen. S-n would go to a picnic one day v.i.h Ham a id the next day wouJ£ go off on an excursion with Tom. The tmm-r would e-aort her homo from church one Sunday evening, and the in xf week :li- latter would exercise the j same piivilcce. People were pi zzlcd to till which , . , WOS tile , favored S'AtO.'. and '\ I doubt if either of , theme . , -e'tie , t mt vexed , question. All ... tins ... 1 time ... Miggie . ting . roman-' was awa some tie action on the part,of cither of the Uo sailors that would help he r to de- cide which s ib would declare as her accepted 1 ver. Time rolled o*a until one- evening Miggie determined to force matters to a head, so she got Tom Brady, who Was pouring honeyed love phrases in- to her ear, talking about his rival, Sam Wark. Of course Sam was not such a l»d fellow in Tom’s estimation, but ARLINGTON, GA„ FRIDAY, JUNE io, us ‘‘all is fail in leva nr.d v . v.” tl.o latter spoke rather rmighly about him thinking thus to cut him out. Miggie listened and said nothing, .and Tom thought that I;is woids had carried I ho ontp.v t" of In r heart, and so he went away confident of ultimate suc- cess. The next evening Sam .,’ark ca l -.1 to see Miggie, and that wvrthy at once repeated the storms which bis ri'ah T< in Brady, had been circula¬ ting about him. Jdain v-as made very angry by this, aial when Miggie asked him what he was g-aing to do about it, r- plied that he was going to punch his head. It this M regie got indignant, and asked him what kind of a way was that io ref on t an injury. Sam said that was tho best way be knew of, but if she couid suggest any way out of the • difficulty ho would only be too glad Io follow her advice. Then in a tragic tone-, Miggie said: “Yon must fight a due!; it-is the only way to settle it, and at the same time she question about my hand. To the victors belong the spoil-:, and to the victorious due At I will award my hand.” Sam lookul al Imr for ;i few mo merits, and then blurtul out. “Sup pose one of us grts killed ?’ (i What’s (lie difference?.’usbe<l M : g- gie; ‘‘this in a question of nerve and only death can wipe out the injury. Yon have been traduced by Tom Brady, and yon must challenge him, and at once, ton.’ “All right,’’ sail Sam, fully con¬ vinced that Miggie would at once marry Tom Brady should he refuse to engage in this duel; “give me a few points as to (he best way-to write out a challenge 1 .” Tin n Miggie gave him an idea ns to the proper way to indite a challege, and Sam left her house, filled with blood-thirsty intentions and craving gore. Ha chose for. a second Tom Wilkins, and that ^worthy bore a challege to Tom Brady the .same even tag, ; .'•.dip :>t-y yf. n, . ,,. n ed __ Miggie and spoke about the on challege, .and how Jm iu|i3 returned wo'rd to barn Work, stating that he had no inteiiiion of fightgig. When Miggie heard this she was furious, and upbraided him for liis cowardice Tom f* It cheap, and, seeing that hi ■a fo al to fight had pub Mi.ggio iu a )l’t d humor, concluded that he had l etter retract his ikcirion. As soon a-: he had told her this her face Was illumined with smiles, an she tcld him how she inle-mkd bestowing her hand on the victor. The next day Tom sent hia second, iu the person of, Joe Farrell, to tel Sam Wark that fe would fight, and that the weapons should be pistols at twenty paces. The following morn ing at daybreak was eln sen as the time for the meeting, and at the hour designated the parties 3 u t. Sam Waik was attir'd in Working clothes, bill T-mi Brady was lifessed in l!,o h iglit of fashion. Both wt re pale, and re mid l-.th to engage in the combat. The seconds thinking that no harm would lesnlt from Hie duel, m. asm* d vff th- distance in a business-like man¬ ner, while the surgeon handled his instruments ns if lie Were noxious for to use them. The signal was given, and both rang out on tho morning, air simul tam.-on y. When the smoke cleared away Sam Wark was s en standing erect, while Tom Brady Ly prostrati¬ on the round. “Iv’e killed my friend!’ ejaculate . Sam, as he.threw his pi.-.tol away, and k ioii b- sidutheprOAraU: f- r i of Tom. * Cuises be on tlie woman that tempted me lo dt 's a deed. I am a rriur- derct* for tr+ rake of Miggie Bail*. Tom dear Tom, I’ve kill -d you!’ > It w. s-.m affecting sight, but the I second* bad their i ho v to perfotm, s<> I tluy dr , ■ ed , bam a*.v:rv wi,i!.> the .. j surgeon made an examination of 1 lie Iroff.-ltthe pulse of Tom, and tlx-n oidered oie of tho seconds to run for water. 1 Poor Saw, given hope by the some command of the doctor, would fain have asked if there was any hope of Horn’s ultimate recovery, but he dared no t < When tho seconds arrived on tlie ! kcoo with the water, Tom still lay as ! One ol -ha deal, but an soon as the. ! water i-nichcd his face ho opouul eyes and looked around, j s m,, poor fellow, buoyed up by a i new lit , looked as if he would only be too glad to be the saflerer if ho on- ly coiild. At last tl.o doctor said: ‘Gentlemen Mr. Brady’s life has been span d by n singnlareircumstanoe, The ballet, which was aimed directly at his heart struck oue of tho steel Stays in a pair of corselsjthat ho wears and in.-1 -ad of penetrating the skin, it meroly Si tinned him. It i3 a narrow escape from death.*’ ‘•Thank God for that!" said Sum. ‘Tom, I am extremely sorry that I was ever fool enough to enter on such a proper. I am disgusted with Miggie Barr for suggesting such an affair as this and I hereby resign all claim to her hand.” “So-dti I,” said Tom; “she has too many romantic notions for me.” Then liie contestants shook hands, and lhe 'j|u-ty started for home. Of cdimo the ncwspapcis got hold of the siory, raid made a good bit of fan about. Tom wincing corsets,but, ho did not rare, as he knew tl oy had a red h;s ii e. Miggi$ heard the pailicuI-Ts of tho strry froL a friend, and she shuddered to think ,'f tragedy that her romantic notions have about. •Both of the young men slopped paying attoniieii to Miggie, and in a lewyeais both of them married girls who had never been outside of New¬ castle to imbibe romantic notins. They are now the warmest friends and upon their visits to each other speak of “that duel.” Miggie is married,-too, hut not to a man of a , omantic turn of mind. It is to none.other than Julies Jenkins, a farmer, who has amused his millions by tho sweat of his lnow and who knows about as much romance as he does about! running a steam engine; and yet M»i.i , with these school girl ideas elfaiijL'-d from her brain i? a- ■yfUi. ■y cm A ivJf is h o* r. / * -.«. - We All Have Faults. flfe "'hot/> in™ asts of being perfect is perfect s folly. I have been a gr. at‘np add down in Ilia world and I never ycl’saw a perfru t man or horse, and I ne’.r sb-iil until I ;cn Sundays •-> . V on at ifiotgat while flour out-of a coalck, jor perfection out of human nature; h- ,>Vi.n looks for it had befiei look for .s par in the sea. Tho old saying i: ‘•Life! fauitk'.-s.” O: dead men ivo should say nothing but as for tho living, they are all tarred mure or las with a black brush and half and e;e can see it. Every heart Inis a coft ibiiee in it, and ewry heart has its blast drop. Every me has its prickl s and ev eiy day itsni, lit. Eve i the sun shows spots, ant tlie skies are ilurkeneii v.ith cloud I Nobody is s > wise but he has.foiij.enoH* 2 h to stock a stall :r V.miiy Fa ?. ern,I con 'd a e f ull’s rap have re vei tlmie s heaid : ti- 11s jfcg.le. As there n no snn- :ino w:-l.pi! some shadows, to all Iron.an r od is ifiixcd up with more or less evil even poor law guardians iiave their ittle failings, and parish beadles auinot wholly of a heavenly nature— : The lie. wine has its le -p. /Hi men’s fan s arc not written on their forehead ; rod it is quite as well they are not, ojhats would r eed wide rin s y t as sun us eggs arc eggs fault of some kid nestles iu every jn.m’n bosotn. I There: no tolling when a man’s faults wii show themselves, for hare* pep out t a ditch just when you are not leokje for them. A horse that is w*a!r iu lo kne-S may no. stumb: for a mil or two, but it is in him and the ri b bad better hold him up weil. Tca'Uby cat is not lapi> mi!k just tK)'! but leave th< <1 y d iocr open , f ■<{. wo will see if sire i rot as big Ujlu., a jthi as ci.cilan the kitten. There’s li: e it kioks, .iifc till tl ® T ,u 1 ’ all( V' 1 will fo. Everybody can read that ridd b * 13 ,)ofc <-™’ybody that wiUlmetnber to keep his gunpowder ou U ^ ,0 wa .y the candle. anfl the very ones who cry tho loifst over one’s faults have grosser | lulling in themselves. It is a mueh easier thing to point out and sj :C Of a man’s faults than it is to sir Oil 1 are sorry he has thorn. Togethe. ■ in and with faults and failing should rympathy. Then we could say that wo had soberly reflected on these faults.of others, and then how much tlm sum of human happiness could lie advanced by sympathy, Wo get oljecrfalui s-i and vigor, wo know how or when, from mere association with onr fellow men, and from tho looks roflccte.l on ns of gkvlnesa and enjoyment. Wo catch inspiration and power to go on from presence ami from clutnful looks. The woman works with additional energy having otbois by. Tho full family circle h.m a strength and life peculiarly its own. Tho substantial good and effectual relief which men extend to another is trilling. It is not by these, but some thing far less costly that -the work is done. Our Maker has insured it by a much more simple machinery. Ho has given to the weakest ami tho poorest, power to contribute largely to the common stock of gladness. The child's smile and laugh nro mighty powers in this world. When bereavement has left you ties date, or misfortune bowed you to the earth, ■what substantial beui (it is there which makes condo¬ lence acceptable? It can bestow on you nothing permanent. But a warm hand has touched yours and its thrill told you that there is indeed a living <espouse there io your every emotion. Oue look, one human sigh has done more for you than the costliest present could convoy. IIovv much better then would it be tor us all to eschew altogether calling attention to each other’s faults, and practice sympathy strictly and entire¬ ly.— Unknown Ewc/tunge, German Carp. Discussing German carp, Columbus Enquirer Sun says; UtVuiau ‘ Bomb months ag j a iiunAhcr of carp Wer •‘placed injurious poucs lite r tho city. L’lns species of fish is very prolific, but they have proved extraordinarily o iu the brick yard ponds. Here they are said to have greatly increas od. A few, measuring live or six inches iu length, have bent caught in seines. weie not hold in much estimation in ancient days, and introduced in England about hundred years ago. Oarp prefer quiet waters wilh soft or muddy bottoms, •pawning in M i.y or June, according lo locality. Tlio* food consists of in¬ sects, worms aid t.oft ] lnnfs, though t e-y eat almost any legetablo food in artificial poods. They arc very tena¬ cious of life, arid will pars long pe¬ riods, ’ especially in winter, without food. They afford but Jittla sport to tho angler, being very uncertain and are difficult to take in The size varies from six inches mil one-half feci, and their v.ia- from one to eighteen pound:-!. They are ii) season from October to April, and arc generally considered excel¬ lent lor the table. Tim carp is io shape something similar t,o the perch although th'ir body is longer arid- more slender. They are of a golden, olive brown color above, yellowish boneath, and the fins dark brown. They live to a considerable age. An account of the death of a carp in Franco which was over four hundred years oid has been going tire rounds of the papers. ’’ A great mark ir soonest bit. A hasty man never wants woe. A hap¬ py heart males a happy visage. A handful of trade is a handful of gold. A jest driven too far brings home hate. A handsome man and a fool may wear tho same cap. A great man’s foolish sayings pass for wise on's. A joke never gains an enemy, but often loses a friend. A joyful evening may follow a sorrowful morn- ing. A handful of common mmse is worth a bushel of learning. A great man will not t rate pie on a worm or speak to an emperor. cj) 0 y 0U 02£ p cc t to be rewarded here after for tho good deeds done in this Hfe ,, asl;ed a Galve8t0D Sunday Schoo] teacher. ‘I don’t expect nuffin myself, but the old man was banking ou the Qalvestoii postoffice if Hancock Bad uo t fooled him. > responded the boy whose father dabbled in politics. Vol. II. No. 32 TACTS AND FANCIES. T! e world is Ailing up with educated fouls -mankind rend too much and leant too little.— Billings. “Ah, my sen, did you not know it was sinful to catch Ash on Sunday?’ ‘Who’s a kotchiu’ any Ash ?’ •I'm running this thing,’ as the infu¬ riated bull tvmarkod when in pursuit of the young*mau with tho flashy red necktie. Some people are like peaches, soft until you got at their hearts, and oth- rrs are like cites nuts, hard to get at but sweet inside. ‘Just take a bottle of my medicine,’ said a quack doctor to a consumptive, “and you’ll never cough again.’ ‘13 it so fatal as that V gasped the patient. The worst case of favoritism on rec- oid is that of a youth whoso mother put a larger mustard plaster on his youngi r brother than she did on him. ‘Is thetn fellows alive now ?’ said an urchin lo his teacher, ‘What fellows do you mean, my dear V ‘Why, Paul and Luke, and Deuteronomy ami them.’ M’ntiick,’ said the priest, ‘how much Imy did you slcal ?’ ‘Well, I may as well confess to your riverence for tho whole st<-ck, for I’m going after the halunoe to-night.’ ‘Pat,’said a joker ‘why don’t you get your ears cropped ? They are much too long for u man.’ ‘And yours,’ re¬ plied Pat, ‘ought to ho lengthened; they are too short for an ass.’ No Change.—‘Only twenty?’ ‘Fes,’ die explained, ‘George made me prorn- i«s when we were married that I would never cliango. 1 was twenty then,and I mean to keep my promise.’ A book binder had a book brought him to be rebound. After the job was .finished lie made the following entry in his day book: ‘To repairing the ‘Way to Heaven,’ twenty-flvo cents.’ A iadv was praising tha amiability ‘ of her friend’s husband, and asked how in tlio world she hail ever brought him to such perfection, whereupon tho friend sweetly answered that she did it chiefly with ti croquet-mallet. A young lady, recently married, read Mother Shipton’s prophecies for the first time, tho other day. ‘Just my uck !’ she exclaimed, throwniug down I ho paper. Hero I am newly married and now the world’s coming to an end.’ An eccentric old man named Cham- b!is a , 9(1 years of age,died near Forsyth recently, and since liis death his have dug up about his premises 810,- 500 in gold and silver coin; and tho family dock, two okl jugs and the hog pen to hear from. A physician, oi? presenting liis bill to the executor of an estate of a deceas- d patient, asked: ‘D > you wish to have my Dill sworn ?’ ‘No replied the executor, ‘the death of the deceas¬ ed is sufficient evidence that you at- tended him professionally.’ A witty man who lived iu constant fear of bailiffs, having absconded, one of ids acquaintances was asked the reason of his absence, to whioh he replied: “Why, sir, I apprehend he was apprehensive of bong apprehend¬ ed, and so left’to avoid apprehension.” ‘Maggie, dear, if I should attempt to spell Cupid why could I not get be¬ yond the first syllable ! Maggiagave it up, whereupon William said, “Because when I coine to c u of course I cannot go farther.’ Maggie said she thought that was ono of the nicest conundrums she had. ever heard. Only ten women out of every 500 start out on a journey by railroad con¬ sult a railroad map or have the least idea of the direction they take. Fonr hundred and ninety-eight worry about their baggage; 497 are certain they took the wrong train; and 499 wish they had never started, A Hothouse.—“Your house is a perfect conservatory, Oldboy,’’ admir¬ ingly remarked his friend, gazing ut the beautiful windows, crowded with beautiful plan‘s, “Ah, yes,” replied Oldboy, nervously glancing at a woman with her head swathed in a dust-cap just coming down from a step-ladder, to fondle the dog with a mop-stick. “Ob, yes, a reguliy; hot¬ house.”