The Calhoun County courier. (Leary, Ga.) 1882-1946, July 28, 1882, Image 4

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( f ii \ ■ I > hi. f > | lilt I/f > * 11 y 1 The Rosy Noith Wi¬ ld tr i wait for half an hour lie. vannnh for Hie W.ivei-i sh Ir.iiu, and dining Ibis f ime a blu-l; man caipe up to me and inquired: “niv, b ss, d on' toil lib up Norf?‘ * Yes. ‘ •Hit's what .1 ri okoncd on. Kin I ax it few qn shuns? •You can.' 'Wall, rah, does ebi-ry cull'd m in np dar own a brick house will a oupulo on top?' •Oh, no/ ‘@oi*8 ho walk aroun* wid a ling of gold in one ban’ an’ a bag of silver in do odder?' ‘I never saw nny of them taking such a walk.* •Dodey all own bosses an 1 ker~ rilgea?‘ •No/ 'Jlo dry all bab diamonds nn £ pearls an' velvets?*" ‘hay, boss, my name's Jones, an* I lit) obi-r h'lyand dat pine woods. My ole woman am till do time Stirriu mo up to go Nerf, nu‘ the really b'lieves tl l if wo once git up dir we kin go out, bt fi>‘ breakfast an* pick up a pail fwl <>‘ diamonds. Now, tab, tell me de t'Olcmn truf ‘butt it! Could wo do it?* 'No/ ‘Could we pick up a peek?* ‘No/ *J-V quai ls?* 'No.' ‘Two quarts?- ' iV, >. ‘ ‘Cat's miff, boss dat settles me! I jcckoti if I axed 'bout one quart you'd **oy yes, hut if anybody -spiels I‘zo gwiiui to foul minin' wid nuy sich small 'Intels ns dat dey nut sadly tooken in. I'zo kep‘ lu use long ‘miff to know dat a quoit o‘ diamonds a day wouldn't keep a fum ly iu co’n cake un‘ bacon half de time. Jtleeged to yo hots. Mi bhe I'll got up d it w ly aiter awhile, but I shan't ‘spect to own no brick Iioiiso wid a enpnlo on ;i >[i '(ill I've bin dar a hull wet or longer. 1 —- [ Detroit Free Press. . Educated Men. Iu the great city of New York, and other cities, men of flue oduontinn find if bitterly liiud lo keep themself in bruul mill butter. While a skilled workman can always command good wages, those who are 'willing to do anything'—which means that they know how to do little or nothing— have no chanco at al’; there nro a him- dr<d applicants for every vacancy. 'No small number of tho w-arebora for tdaces, ‘••ays a reporter who has exam iued the subject,'are native Americans With neither trade noi- profession they a-o forced to take wla 1 ever oil¬ er-' -and untiling offers. Many of them ate edneahd meti.Avlto can con¬ jugate uGie.-kveib without difficulty But Greek verbs, however ornamen¬ tal, aro poor stocks in trade. A thor¬ ough classic tl education, however do- fcirable it mar he, is of a little use in H e employment market unless back¬ ed by to mo useful practical knowl¬ edge. College graduates are stauding on every corner looking for work. If auy person should desire to ride up Brtv.flway in n coach drawn by a Poore of accomplished collegians, ho would have no trouble in employing them, even if he offered them no more than their board. A man who ‘had pawn- <d his clothes to pay for his advertise meet.'advertises that bo wants work of any kiud where he can earn bread. What a sad story the pathetic appeal tells of that hope deferred which mak- eth the heart sick. -Be kind to tho tree agent, says an exchange. ‘He has a father an mother who knew him in bis Inuocent youth. Perhaps oven now fond hearts are beating for him, and sweet lips bivatho love’s dearest prayers for his welfare Therefore, lay Mm down softly, fold his hands peacefully upon liisluvast.and close his eyes gently and put him to rest under tho branches of the weeping willow, where the birds carol their sweetest songs all through Hie summer days. But plant him deep ■ l’lant him deep’.' Things one would wish to have cs- eo a „r„,Ai milch. r-nmored Luamored youth Youth—'O ° no n./ ' Pray go on 1 I—I‘d so much sootier hear you play tbau talK -, -- A colored man statuling under a tree eating an Apple in Oglethrope couuty, was stracK by lightning the other day. Ilis siviu was bone was broKen. Bill A p Says, ‘Now l et us Have Pe cc, Sure Eaon -h ‘ IITitlen for Cunt-ili ut i<m. Now let ns have peace. Mr. Steph¬ ens is chosen and the people have done it, and tnerc‘8 been no juggling or pulling of wires, and it becomes every liody to acquiesce and get in a good humor if they can. Maj. Paeon is a little f ore, I reckon, Imt then he is young and good looking nn 1 can af- ford to wait, I kuo.v a heap of folks whp are older tliau he is, nod as well qiia’iflud, tl at have never had any of- flee at ail. The mistake fhat some folks make is they work up. an idea that the office is their's, when the troth is it belongs to the people. General Gartrell has got a claim and Major Bacon has a claim, but these sort of claims won't stand before a ju¬ ry. I don't know who was the father of this business—that is of gettiug Mr Stephens (o run, but he is a smart man. He saw the breakers ahead. He snuffed the battle from afar. The independents were massing their foices, ntnf they were going to run Mt Stephens theirselves, when suddenly (lie organized come along and stole Imn and carried liioj off, and they have got him yet, and I think they will Keep him until he is elected, and maybe longer, I don't Know—nobody Knows. TIIF, INDEPENDENTS had a big old horse pistol and have been pointing it around and sneering everybody, when suddenly the organ¬ ized slipped tip and grabbed it by tho muzzle and went to beating the irid- pendents ever the heal with the breech of it. It was a regular caso of larceny, it was larceny an assault an battery besides, and they added in¬ sult to injury, foe they used wortls calculated to make a breach of peace. I don't blame the independents fur being mad, but then, on reflection, I don't iliink anybody has anything to brag of. It is a sort of a dog fall all around. If the organized have whip- pi d the light they had to steal the iimmmnnition to do it. It reminds mo of the time when the whig boys of our town sent down to Decatur and borrowed a cannon to make a noise with at a Dr, Miller's barbecue and the night it got there the demo¬ cratic boys stole it while it wao rain¬ ing and carried it off to a swamp, and when Lumpkin was elected over Mil- ler th ‘ ? « ot 11 0,,t “ bj,It “ ud B i 8 ht and lived it off for victory. I‘m not going to holler for anybody just yet. Mr. Stephens will make a good enough GOVERN OR For me or for anybody else, and ho will dignify and adorn the office abio.id, but l doit' think he will be onesided iu the distribution of his pationage, and the independents will stand as good a chance ns anybody. That's nil right with me, for wo have had quarrels enough, and too much, and some of us arc getting along iu years and it don't become us to fuss and fret, ami abuse one another while waiting for tho ferryman to come with his boat. Yon editors especially who are the beacon lights that guide us on opr way, ought to advise liar*- tnony and pence, and good will, and show your precepts by your example, and keep the peace yourselves. It don't pay to get mad about anything, much less politics. Getting road cheats a man out of his time. He loose a day or two days or even a week thinking nnd fretting about it, and that interferes with bis busiuess and derftn 8W his d, S estioa > aml makos lm fi,niil v Ho had better go - dead for a while and coa10 to hfo again. Getting mad is the poorest way to got even with an enemy I ever tried. IT PONT r.AY worth a cent and always manes a man j os g |,; s own S( .]f respect. Now a man may ‘ get mad with himself for being a fooI rtnd it wi |j do j lim no i m . m< a’ j n fact> it my do g 00 d, for it‘s sign of repi , ntiluce . \ Kt , 0w a young man " (0 g0 to a chnroh {ah . au d t i,e girls honeyed fugled six dollars out of him and he went home and undressed and tied one nvra to the bed-post and whip- pod himso ] f with the other> and ns he cut himse)f roun d the legs he would t.y on g0 to another church fair! Yon let them girls fool you out of your money again! You pay ten cents for ovcr - v fo ° l !otter stieK at yon! I sense. I will,’ and as he tallied to llimself ho Kopt the switch goiQg lively nnd would dance up and do wu just liKe he was another fellow. Aow that is a good idea. When a man maxes a fool of himself and gives him- | S; .]f A GOOD WHJPPIOG 1 then let him take a fresh start in the morning. If a man gels into a fight with anotiier man he might accidently get whipped, and then everybody would hoar of it, but if he whips bims 8.1 f all by himself it would do more good and nobody would ever Know anything about it. Iiut I‘m very hopeful now of a gen- oral reconciliation. If we can all com- promise on Mt. Stephens and burry our tommybawka, it will be splendid, Willingham sayH ho is waiting to see what kind of platform the organized fix up for Mr. Stephens to stand on before he commits the Free Press to him. Well I think wo can fix that with a little short resolution, viz: ‘Resolved, That an independent dem ocrat is just as good as an organized democrat, if not better—provided/ Just leave it that way w ith the pro¬ vided stuck on for imagination, and everybody can finish it according to- their taste. I thiDK Father Willing - Imm will go that for peace and especi¬ ally if he can‘t do any better. Don't you ? Bill Aitr. ---- «> .- Regularity in Feeding Stock. IFhile it is highly important that every farmer provide good food for his horses and cattle, yet it is equally im¬ portant I hat they should bo fed regular ly.at stated periods. Animals are good time keepers; and if the hour passes at which they avo commonly fed, they are apt to make their wants known; especially is the cow. It is a very- bad practice to feed her often and ir ¬ regularly, and some farmers have an idea that almost every time tlio barn is entered the cows should be given hay or fodder. This is a mistake. The great object in view is to keep the cow quiet and contented, which can be i eudily accomplished by regular feed mg, and supplying all the food they can eat. If fe l in this m-auner in the morning, (he cows will lie down and chew the cud, and are not disposed to be annoyed by the visits of any pur-on. In in the winter seasou, the second feeding should be about two o'clock iu the afternoon, which will al¬ low them to have from that time to the milking all they will eat, an/1 giv¬ ing a feeding of when the milking is finished. The first stom¬ ach of the cow should De empty, or almost so, before more food is eaten. A cow chewing a cud cannot be hun¬ gry. This regularity as regards feed¬ ing should likewise appjy to watering and milking. This regular system of feeding applies fully as well to pigs and sheep,when tho later are iu winter quarters. Animals can be as easily trained as children, and every farmer who beats it iu mind will be amply re¬ warded by tho fiuo appearance of his stock, and the affection which will be bestowed upon him by them.— South¬ ern Industry. ------ Truck Farming. We giro below figures taken from an interview by a Constitution cor¬ respondent with a leading truck farmer near Valdosta' What farmer in Georgia or Flordia can mako a better showing than this? Let us recapitulate and see what Mr. MeRea makes annually on his truck farm. To begin he has 100 acres iu melons, from which be gets sixty car loads. Each car nets him $150; total $9,000. Two and a half acres in cabbage which net $400 per acre, equal to $1,000. lie hud three ami half acres in encumbers, net profits $1,050. Five acres iu Irish potatoes return him $750. To al in round numbers made on truck for one year, $12,000. These figures are not exaggerated, but if anything the esti¬ mate b smaller than ought to be, which can be shown by a reference to Mr. McRee's books. It was iu the cabinet maker's shop, and a party of strangers were looking at the different labor saving devices. Oue gentleman, very short-sighted, had tarried at tho bench across Aie ™ om He was examining a circular - saw thi ' fc was "’hizziug with Iightmug like rapidity. Absorbedly interess * n f* 10 P' eCa °f mechanism, his f‘' oe d rew nearer and nearer to te teeth tearing round and round with remorseless euergy. At this instant 11 ^ fiends turn about and about, They see his danger. Inevitably the 8»P S r ° ws smafier and smaUer. SpelN bound they are unable to utter a sound. The y cannot endure to see their friend )» rof t-bo collision. There is a whirling sound and a crash A shudder rans through them al 1 The next instant they bear the voice of the cabinet maker: ‘Of cours you will pay for that saw, sir.* Their friend had escaped uniujnred. But the saw shattered. It had struck his cheek. He was a commercial traveler HIRE ANZ5 THERE enn-pr s rr;< ->v nr; 11 EXCHANGES. Macoa driuKS 7 worth f beer ft day. Two thousand Choctaw Indians still . ... . lve „ lu 1 ls !lsal PP 1, ' A young fellow at Gadsden, Ala., has $150,090 insurance in nnptial guilds. A WalJo> Florida, man is but twen- ty_fjy 0 years old and is the father of children, Joseph Davenport, a little boy, got lost in d/acon and fell into a ditch, where he drowned, There are two plantations in Macon county which produce annually over one thousand bales of cotton, JacKSonville, Fla , is exhibiting a coffee plant, covered with leaves acd berries, which was grown near that place. A Philadelphian has figured up that he will save -5500 on ice cream, carriage hire and theatre ticKets this year. He married the gill. A Boston girl who was pronounced dead by a physician has como to life again It is supposed that iu prepar¬ . ing her for burial somebody fortunate¬ ly unlaced her corset. Cause of the recent eartbquaKe: ‘It is now understood that the recent earthquake in the south was caused by a St. Louis girl thoughtlessly jumping from a buggy fo the sidewalk.* It is said that Jesse James once thought seriously of ‘going through college.* The outlaw ‘went through* nearly everything, and the reason he dida‘t ‘go through* college must have been became he couldn'tsee any mon¬ ey in it. Judge Miller, of Gainesville, has iu his possession a blue glass pint flask over one hundred years old, which it is asserted that George Washington toon several pulls at its contents during the days that tried men's souls. A young man on a train was making fun of a lady‘s hat to an elderly gen tleman in the seat with hint. ‘Yes,* said his seat-mate, *that*s my wife, and I told her that if she wore that bonnet some fool would maKe fun of it/ Tito young man slid out. In Paraguay, every gentleman in¬ troduced to a lady is expected to Kiss her. If that were the custom in this countiy some girls wouldn’t have a gentleman acquaintance in the world. They'd always forget having met the lady and have to be introduced each time they met her. A number of citizens of Thomas county have organized the Thomas yille Le Gonte Pear Company/ with a capital of >1.0,000. They propose to . buy and clear up 100 acres of land near the railroad and set if out in Le Conte pear trees: Mr Thomas E. Blackshear has boon elected President-, '••<! E. M." Mullette Secretary and Treasurer. The Repub’ican organs, as another congressional election draws near, are repeating the old charges of ‘southern electiou frauds' and the ‘disfranchisement of negroes/ We suggest to them that if they Want a real, tangible case of disfranchisement of voters to howl about, they can find it in Rhode Island, where 48,000 citi¬ zens of the United States are depriv ¬ ed of the right to vote by laws which require foreign born citizens to own a specified amount of real estate before they can venture to appear at the polls In Rhode Island the foreign born citi¬ zens although doing military duty and paying a tax on personal property cannot vote unless he owns real estate valued at 8134. Genius Rewarded., —OR THE— Story of (lie Cowing Macline, A handsome little pamplet, blue gilt gold cover with numerous engravings will he VJl / w TT^UV V X!ii> AlV A W Al \ V post paid, to auy person living at a dis- tance from our office. Un£s“frf,°' York. ^..,5 Nov j J. T. KEYTON, Kcytou, Agent, Ga, a week in your own town terras and $5 oufit free. Address II . Hallett & Co., -Borland Maine. Sav. Fla. & Western R. R, at; AL M inageb’s Office 1 \ Sa.v. ah, May 2t'st, 184 . V AND AFT It SUNDAY, May 22nd, V_ i'asfcfiiger Trains on this Road will run as Unions. FAST MAIL. Leaye /Savannah daily at .......3:3o p.m Leave oesup “ “ . ...IAoF.m -Leave Tebeauville H ll ....5:5o p.m Arrive at Callahan It ll ....7:41 P.M Arrive at acksonvflle “ “ ... .8:40 p.M) Leave Jacksonville ii . ..7:35 a.m- Leave Callahan tl .(■ ... .8:42 a.m Arrive at Tebeauville “ “ ..... ll:lo a.m Arrive at Jesup Savannati ti ii .. .12:35 p.m Arrive at It ....3:00 P.M wick Passengers take from .Savannah for Brunswick Bruus- this train, arriving at 6:oo p. m. arrive Passengers leave Brunswick 3:oo at9:3o a.m., at Savannah p. m. Passengers Passengers for Darien take this train. leaving Macon at 7:00 a. m. (daily including Sunday) connect at Jesup with this train for Florida. Passengers Josnp from Florida by this train connect at with train arriving in Macon at 7:50 p. m. (daily including Sam day.) Drawing Cars Tfoom on this train be¬ tween Savannah and Jacksonville. JACKSONVILLE EXPRESS. Leave Savannah, daily at 10.-30 p.m Leave Jesup “ 2:4o a.m Leave Tebeauville ll 4.35 a.m Arrive at Callahan ll 7:11 a.m Arrive at Jacksonville Oak <<• “ lo:45 8;Io a.M Arrive at Live a.m Leave Live Oak ll 2:30 p.m Leave Jacksonville tt 5:25 p.m Leave Callahan a 0:25 p.m Arrive at Tebeauville “ il-.lo P.M Arrive at Jesup ti 11:05 p.m Arrive at Savannah u 2w>® A.Mi Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars daily be¬ tween Savannah and Jacksonville,Charles¬ ton anil Jacksonville and Macon and Jack¬ sonville. No change of cars between Savannah and Jacksonville and Macon and Jacksonville. connect Passengers Jesu-p leaving Macon this 7:30 for Florida p. m. at with daily. Passengers from Florida by this train connect at Jesup with train arriving at Macon 7:o5a. m. daily. ville, Passengers from Savannah Florida Transit for Gaines¬ Road take Cedar Keys and this train. Passengers from Savannah for Madison, J/onticello, Tallahassee and Quincy take this train. Passengers from Quincy, Tallahassee, Montieello and Madison take this- tca.it)’, meeting sleeping cars at Tebeauville- at 9:lo p. m. ALBANY EXPRESS', Leave /Savannah daily at 4:15 r.M Leave Jesup “ 7:oo p.m Leave Tebeauville ti 9:3o p.m I.eave Dupont ll 11:45 p.m Arrive at Thomasville ‘ ‘ 5:oo a.m Arrive at Bainbriilge “ 8:00 A.M Arrive at Albany, “ 8:45 a.m Leave Albany ll 4:45 p.m Leave Bainbridge • “ 5:15 p.m Leave Thomasville, “ 8:45 p.m Arrive at Dupont “ 1:45 a.m Arrive at Tebeauville, “ 4-.o5 a.m- Arrive at Jesup I. 6:25 a.m Arrive at Xavanna-h i-tf 0:15 a.m Sleeping cals run through Jacksonville between /Sa¬ vannah and Albany and and il/ontgomery daily Albany without change. Connection at daily passenger trains both ways on Southwestern Railroad to and from Macon, Eufaula, Montgomery, Mobile, New Orleans, etc. Mail steamer leaves Bainbridge for Apa¬ lachicola and Columbus every Tuesday and /Saturday. Jacksonville daily Close «onnection at (Sundays excepted)for Green Enterprise, Cove Spring, St. Augustine, 1'alatKa, /San¬ ford, and all landings on the St. John’s river. Trains on B. & A. R. R. leave junction going west at 11:37 a. m., and for Bruns¬ wick at 4y3u p. m. daily except /Sunday. Car Through tickets sold and /Sleeping -Berths and Drawing Room Car accommo¬ dation secured at Bren’s Ticket Office, No. 22 Bull street and at the company’s depot? foot of Liberty street JAS. L. TAYLOR, Gen. Pass. Ageat. J-. S. Tyson, Master of Transportation H. S. HAINES, General Manager THE OLD RELIABLE Daily Telepajl and lesseipr- NEW EDITORS, NEW MANAGEMENT AND NEW STYLE. The daily Telegraph and Messenger is now recognized as at the head of Georgia journalism. 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Hanson, Manager,, Mi con, (7a, j SUB SCR IBE FOE THE SsHro Gouty ter gcruafy Organ of CaEhou* and a local newspaper for Several Other Counties,, PUBLISHED iti LEARY, GA SUBSCRIPTION : ONE YEAR,........ n so SIX MONTHS,.... 75 THREE MONTHS, CO Politically the Courier will be strictly Democratic, and will at all times uphold and advocate the prin¬ ciples of this, our grand old party, the life and protection of our country. For the advancement of Religion, Education and all Moral Progress our earnest efforts will be directed. Eve ry enterprise tending to the building up of this and surrounding counties, will receive our hearty support and endorsement. The present year will mark one of the most exciting political campaigns on record, and reliable news will be- of great interest to all. Such we will endeavor to keep our readers posted with, besides furnishing each week a budget of LOCAL NEWS , GENERAL NEWS, LITERATURE, AND HUMOR , The Courier being published in, a section thickly populated with good, substantial farmers, makes it one of- ........ -he best advertising mediums ,. m the State, and we respectfully solicit the. patronage of all business men, as Well > as a continuance of that of OUV old ' patrons, Respectfully, JOSHUA JONES, Leary, Ga.