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THE COURIER.
J.L'AUY , (1A.
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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2(1, 1K82. I
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A Wife Who is too Good For Any-
. th'ng.
‘Mp wife,* says Torn After, ‘is just
too good lor thin earth that's nil
there is about it. There isn't an an¬
gel iu the suburbs of Heaven that can
hold a can lb to her in pure and Clo¬
sed unadulterated goodnca. What¬
ever she dot»< or says is right, dead,
unnualiliediy and emphatically right.
'Unborn babb-s and people who have
jived Jong in their gray-'* May do
wrong, but Mis. Alter never does.
She is simply immaculate and most
Infernally iqfailabie. ‘She never told
a lie- that is s)io says sliO never did
and L value tiiu n mnaut of hair on
Uiy Lead too valuable to dispute her.
She catt go walloppiug around among
tho neighbors ami gabble gossip and
swap scandals and breaK command¬
ments ami it‘s all light. She cuu wul
jop young Tom until he has to stand
lip at breakfast a week at a clip, and
it‘s all right. She cm Open a can ot
oysters with my razor ami give away
my best pants for a peck of poaches*
and il‘s ail rigid.
‘But, just Jet mo commit an
indiscretion ro bigger than
a pinhead, and lam the almighti¬
es! villiau that ever breathed.
Just let me go home feeling like I
had been the but end of a pile driver
all day and remark that I'm tired, I‘in
tho most unmitigated liar on the
globe. Just let me spank Tom the
least bit, aud J‘m tho ungodJiest brute
miliung. Just let me spend five cents
for a glass of beer to cool my parch¬
ed lips, and I am a scoundrel whom
it would be base flattery to call (Jun¬
eau.
‘Fact is she's to good, and I‘m too
mean; Young Tom is just middling,
I ixcKon, and may grow up worth
renmUiing. If ho does it will bo a
miracle. Fine parent with shining
silver wings about to soar for Heaver,
every minute and the other on the
brink of hades ready to. drop, it is
hard to say wlut the boy will coma to
and he so young, too. Well, there is
a point somewhere when a woman can
get too good. She's nearing that Hue
on the lightning express.
A|Russian Jesse J -mcs
Southern Russia now rejoices in tire
rapture and incarceration of one Man.-
jil who is a Russian edition of tho late
Mr. James, of .1/issouri. For a BCOle
of yours lio has been a terror of tlmt
portion of the empire. Last October
ho was arrested and locked up iu
prison at Nicola off. Although famous
ns n prison breaker, tho authorities
appear to have placed no special watch
over him, and in consequence he
pearly escaped by digging a suliters
ran cal) passage 100 Lot long from his
cell to the outer wall. Prison exca¬
vations are so common in Russia that
the ouly merit about Mamid.s was the
length of it,but it was an uncommon
featuroin Lis caso that he should have
been discovered at lust through the
treachery of a fellow prisoner, sicen
horn r provides among thieves in lias
flia as elsewhere, and the traitor him
self would have had n chance to escape
with tho rest as soon ns tho passage
was finished. Rebuffed in this attempt
^fatrial waited awhile, and then one
afternoon, when a policeman came to
Lis cell, lie threw him down, gagged
him, and donned Ids uniform. The
follov/iug day, having exchanged his
uniform for a peasant's dress, lie went
into the market, and choosing the
best cart standing without its driver,
drove away to Kherson, Here lie was
recognized outside a public house by
a police officer, who touched him on
the shoulder and said, “What, J/am-
irl, you here?" “Certainly,” said the
fugitive, and knocked him fiat on his
back, and before the oflioer could re
cover his sensces Mamnl was out of
sight. At present lie is again in his
old cell in the Nicolaeff jail, awaiting
trial, but he Says ho will not bo there
loug, and the Golos significantly re
marks that “the Nicolaeff people be¬
lieve him.“
Southern people, in their efforts to
get rid of tho characteristic ‘-.tint,’ are
limning into a strange nse of ‘ai on't. 5
Aren't, of course, is a contraction of
are not, and if the people who are
paving aren't this, or aren't it, thus
and so, would think a minute they
would see that it is not very much
b,u,r -Arc-ut c,m- t „„J
gllarnt’ sound strangely euougll to
Southern ears at bast, but when they
are coupled with bad grammar they
are unendurable.
Coniform le quarters— tweuty.fivo
cent pieces.
Tenders his professional services to
the citizens of Arlington absent ard vicinity.
When not professionally he can
lie found at his residence or office in
Dr. Ewell’s Drug Store. aprly
SOUTH GEORGIA
M. & F. COLLEGE
will opcD.witL TEN teachers,
Si ptember 4th, 1882.
All expenses per term (20 w’ks) -302.50
for boys............... C7.50
For girls,....................
Send for Catalogue.
M. A. McNULTY,Pres’t,
Dawson, Ga.
J. A. HOOVER
has just received one and twodior.-e
Milburn Wagons.
--ALSO-
BUGGIES,
which arc offered low for tho money
only.
J. A. HOOVER,
July 12 Lt ary, Ga
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$1.50
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sep8-30t
IMMENSE PILES
—OF-
NEW wall®
AT
ROCK BOTTOM FRIGES.
.For several years past I have been carrying the largest and best assorted
stock of goods, in this section of the State, and none of them, atall
compare with
The Huge Stock I Have Now in Store,
JN
SIZE. QUANTITY OR PRICE.
I postively keep EVERY THING known to the trade of this section, at
THE LOWEST POSSIBLE FIGURES,
I pay the highest market prick for
COTTON,
WOOL,
HIDES,
BEESWAX,
T-1LLOW,
CHICKENS,
EGGS ETC 1 .,
For which I will exchange goods advantageously to yoa. ThanEing the
public for its past liberal patronage and solicts yonr future favors
I remain, ycurs truly.
P. E. BOYD.
Sav. Fla. &. Western R.R
Giuvural Manage St'S OFFJCK I
SAVANNAH, .V ay 21st, l& 1.
j A AND .»! i■ rXT)A Y, May
-• :;;cr Trains on this Road will
as follows;
FAST MAIL.
Leave -Savannah daily at.... .. ,3:2o
Leave oesup “ “ ...l:4o
Leave Tebeauville irk U :5o p.m
...
Arrive at Callahan U U ...7:41
Arrive at acksonville “ “ .8:40
..
Leave Jacksonville n ......7:35
Leave Callahan il .1 ......8:42 A.M
.Arrive .
at Tebeauville “ “ .....ll:lo A.M
Arrive at Jesup << ft .....12:85 P.M
Arrive at Savannah u ......3:00 p.M
Passengers from ,Savannah for Bruns¬
wick take this train, arriving at Brunswick
(j-.oo p. m.
Passengers leave Brunswick at9:3o a.m.,
arrive at Savannah 8:oo p. m.
Passengers lor Darien take this train.
Passengers.leaving Macon at 7:00 a. in.
(daily including Sunday) connect at Jesup
with this train for Florida.
Passengers from Florida by this
connect at Jesup with train arriving i.u
Macon at 7:50 p. m. (daily including
day.) /loom
Drawing Cars Jacksonville. on this train
tween Savannah and
JACKSONVILLE EXPRESS.
Leave Savannah, daily at 10.-30 p.M
Leave Jesup “ 2:4o a.m
Leave Tebeauville <f 4.3 A.M
Arrive at Callabau it 7:11 a.m
Arrive at Jacksonville “ 8;Io A.M
Arrive at Live Oak il lo:4 a.m
Leave Live Oak 2.-30 p.M
Leave Jacksonville :2
Leave Callahan ff 0:20 p M
Arrive at Tebeauville “ 9:1 p.M
Arrive at Jesup «t 11:0 p.M
Arrive at Savannah K 2:oo a.m
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars daily be¬
tween Savannah' and Jacksonville, Charles¬
ton and Jacksonville and Macon aud Jack¬
sonville.
No change of cars between -Savannah and
Jacksonville aud Macon and Jacksonville.
Passengers leaving Macon 7:30 p. m.
connect at Jesup with this for Florida
daily.
Passengers from Florida by this train
connect Macon 7:o5 at Jesup with train arriviug at
a. m. daily.
Passengers from Savannah for Gaines¬
ville, Cedar Keys and Florida Transit Road
take this train.
Passengers from Savannah for Madison,
Jfontieello, Tallahassee and Quincy take
this train'.
Passengers from Quincy, Tallahassee,
Monticelio and Madison take this train,
meeting sleeping cars at Tebeauville at
U:lo p. in.
ALBANY EXPRESS'.
L
Leave -Savannah daily at 4:1 p.m
Leave Jesup “ 7:o P.M
Leave Tebeauville u 9:3 P.M
Dupont a 11:40 p.M
Arrive at Thomasville ‘ ‘ 5:0° A.M
jA-rive |i-rive at Bainbridge “ 8:00 a.m
at Albany, “ :4 a.m
j^eave Albany Li : 4p.m
Leave eavc Baiubridge Thomasville, u :lp.m
“ :4p.m
Arrive at Dupont < ( a.m
Arrive at Tebeauville. 4:o- a.m.
Arrive at Jesup G:2 ,J a.m
Arrive at Savannah 9:15 a.m
Sleeping cars run through betiveen -Sa¬
vannah and Albany and Jacksonville and
■^Bohtg6meiY'3aJiywitffout Connection r ‘ch'Sngr.’'''‘“""
at Albany daily passenger
trains both ways on Southwestern Railroad
to and 4rom Macon, Eutaula,Montgomery,
Mobile, New Orleans, etc.
Mail steamer leaves Bainbridge for Apa¬
lachicola and Columbus every Tuesday and
-Saturday.
Close connection at Jacksonville daily
(Sundays excepted)for Green Cove Spring,
iS’t. Augustine, PalatKa, Enterprise, San¬
ford, and all landings on the St. John’s
river
Trains on B. & A.-R. R, leave junction
going west at 11:87 a. m., and for Bruns¬
wick at 4:4o p.'m. daily except Sunday.
Through tickets sold and -S’leepiug Car
-Berths and Drawing Room Car accommo¬
dation secured at Bren’s Ticket Office, No,
82 Bull street and at the company’s depot,
foot of Liberty street.
JAS. L. TAYLOR,
Gen. Pass. Agent.
J. -S'. Tyson, Waster of Transportation
II. S. HALVES',
General Manager
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