The Calhoun County courier. (Leary, Ga.) 1882-1946, November 24, 1882, Image 1
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By Joshua Jones.
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X.ORGK mitECTOKV.
41! LI NO TON LODGE, NO. 249,
,1/i cts 1st Tuesdays and 3rd Saturdays
in each montii. Officers:
V. '. T. Murchison, VV, M.
•Ino. A. Timmons. S. W.
W. II. Davis. J. W.
.7. T. Keyton, S. D.
Ii. >f. Goode. J. D.
E. C. Ellington, Stewards.
J. D. Douglass, Tyler.
Thos. James,
Geo. V. Pace, Sec’y.
S. J. Collier, Treasurer.
Countv Directory
* SUPERIOR COURT.
Hon. L. P. D. Warren, Judge; J. W. Wal¬
ters,Solictor General; J. H. Uoram, Clerk.
Spring term convenes on second Monday ia
March;Fall term on second Monday In Sep¬
tember.
COUNTY OFFICERS-
Sheriff" A. I Monroe, Ordinary;W.W.Gladden, Tax Collector:
John A. Gladden, Zack
Thomas F. Uordray, Tax Receiver;
Lang, col., Coroner.
COUNTY COURT.
/„.S;.-s.rsv.T and November. Monthly sessions,
August 4tli Monday._
every
COUNTY SCHOOL COMMISSIONER.
J. J. BeeK
COUNTY SURVEYOR.
Jesse E. Mercer.
COMMISSIONERS R. R.
John Colley, J. J. Monroe and J. T. B.
Fain. Courts held 1st Tuesday in each
month.
ROAI) COMMISS1NERS.
574th District— Sol. G. Zfe.ckom, A. J.
dIstkict—' 1\ H^Rogers, W. J.
Godwin *nd Wesley Eish. *
1283d aSE?DOT«CT^E?Boyd, District-— B. M. Hodge, C. J.
M F.
B. Bray
*.nd J. T. P. Daniel.
1305th District— J. A. Cordray, W. n.
Hoduett and Morgan Bunch.
JUSTICES OF THE PEACE AND
NOTARIES PUCINC.
574th District.—S ol. G. Bcckcom, J.
P.; Chas. F. locker, N. P. and Ex-officio
J. P. Courts held third Wednesday in each
n, on th.
1123d District J. L. W ilkersou, J. P.,
y
day in each month.
«26th District— J. C. Price, J. P.; N.
,^y in cacii^mmith^ Ur ° h J *' ,?alur ‘
1283 d District —C . J. McDaniel, J. P.
C ?^« C D»sTr£S
J. A. Cordray, N. P. Courts held 1st
Eaturday in each month.
f.- Kfenedp Strickland. N. p.
A FAREWELL.
Come not to my grave with your
mournings,
U ith your lamentations and tears,
With your sad forebodings and fears,
When my lips are dumb,
Do not come!
Bring no One train of carriages,
No hearse crowned with waving
plume?,
Which the gaunt glory of Death
illumes,
But with hands on my breast
Let me est.
If, in iny fair young time, attended
By hope and delight every day,
I could spurn the aw* et baseness of
clay,
Can you honor n)e, try
Till yon die.
Insult not my dust with your pity.
Ye wlio're left on this desolate shore
iStill to suffer and lose and deplore—
‘T is I should, as I do,
Pity you.
For me no more are the hardships,
The bitterness heartaches and strife,
The sadness and sorrow of life,
But the glory diviue-r
This is mine !
Poor creatures! Afraid of the darkness,
Who groan at the anguish to come.
How silent I go to my home!
Cease your sorrowful bell;
I am well.
A Beautiful Incident
Ayouth recently ran away from tbc
galleys of Toulouse. He wa 3 sti-tiug
and vigorous, and so,,n ma le his Way
across the country and escap 'd pur¬
suit. He arrived next morning before
a cottage ill an Open field, and stop
p d io get something to eat. and get
refuge while he reposed a little, but
lie found inmates of the cottage i*> the
deepest distress. Four little children
sat trembling in the corner; the moth¬
er weeping and tearing her hair, and
t he father was wilJ.;bo< t)< ,
ony. The gully slave asked what
was the matter, and the father replied
that t ey were that morning to lie
I turned out of doors because they
could uot pay their rent. ‘Unu see
me driven to despair,’ said the faiher
my wife and children without food or
shelter, and I without means to^pro-
vide for them.* The convict li-tened
to Ins tale with tears of sympathy,
and said: ‘I will give yon the means.
I have just escaped from the galleys.
Whoever brings back au escaped pris¬
oner is entitled to a reward of fifty
francs. ‘How much does the rent
amount to ? ‘Forty francs,’ answered
the father.
‘Well,' said the oilier, put. a cord
around my body. I will follow you
to the city where th ey will recognize
me, aud you will get fiity francs for
bringing me bucK. ‘ ‘No. never!' ex
claimed the astonished listener, 'My
children should starve a thousand
times before I would do so base a
tiling/ The generous man insisted
und declared that he would give him
self up if the father would uot con-
«»•».««■, ,„„ 8 „„, s
gle the latter yielded, and, taking him
by t f le arn3) ] et } |n m to the city to the
Mayors office. Every body was sur-
prised to see that a little man like the
father had been able to capture a
strong young fellow; bot the proof
was before them. The fifty francs
Were paid, and the prisoner sent back
to the galleys. But after he was
gone the father asked a private inter-
vlew "i'h the mayor, to whom he
told the wholes ory. The mayor was
So ulucl) affected that he not ooly ad
ded francs to the fathers parse, but
* r “ le '»«*» mi.......
Legging the noble young prisoners re-
le "' 6 ’ Th “ emxaimd in'o the
. and finding
I "“air, it Was a Compaq
j tively small offeuse which _Con- bad
(h{j man to the galleys, and
! that he had already s- rved ont half
i ! hi, 1 term lorn, ordHre< ......a i I,- release. .
’
Th<> _. repeelicans .
have a standing
army of one hnndred and ten tlloosand
I office-holders to assess for every cam
! paigu. Tins year they have been cals
led upon three successive times for
! two per cent on their salaries at eaoh
i lev - T ’ The beads of bureaus and the
| chiefs of divisions generally set the 3x-
ample of subscriptions beyond the
'limit.
LEARY, GA., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24,1882.
The Election-
Wu haven't space for more than a
brief summary of hiss week 1 *elections
us shown L>v the consolidated returns
in each State, which we give below,
having reference only to the Cengres-
sional contests in the various States
named-
Arkansas elects 5 Democrats.
Alabama elects 7 Democrats and 1
Republican.
California elects C Democrats.
Colorado elects 1 Democrat.
Connecticut elecls 3 Democrats and
1 Republican.
Delaware elects 1 Democrat.
Florida elects 1 Democrat and 1 lies
publican.
Georgia elects 10 Democrats.
Illinois elects 0 Democrats and 11
Republicans. uutP5
Indiana elects 8 Democrats
Republicans.
Iowa elects 3 Democrats, and 7 .Re¬
publicans aud 1 Readjuster.
Kansas elects 7 Republicans.
Kentucky elects 10 Democrats and 1
Republican.
Louisiana elects 5 Democrats and 1
Republican.
Maine ,-loots 4 It publicans.
iVaryland elects 4 Democrats aud 2
It publicans.
Mas-achnwetts elects 3 Democrat^
and 9 Republicans.
Michigan elects 2 Democrats and S)
Republicans.
Mines,, ta elects 5 Republicans.
Misssaippi elects 6 Democrats and 1
Republican,
J/issouri elec:s 18 Democrats aud 1
Republican.
Nebraska elects 3 Republicans.
Nevada elects 1 Democrat.
New Hampshire elects 2 .Republi¬
cans.
New Jersey elects 3 Democrats and
4 Republicans.
New York elects 21 D -moorf/s and
13 Republicans
North Carolina elects 8 Democrats
and 1 i, pnhh'c Ill .
Ohio elects 13 Democrats and 8
Republicans.
Oregon e eels 1 Republican.
Pennsylvania elects 3G Democrats
and 12 Republicans.
Rhode Island elects 2 Republicans
South Carolina elects 6 Democrats
and 1 Republican. (
Tennessee e ! ects 8 Democrats and 2
Republicans.
'Texas elects 9 Democrats and 2
Repub icans.
Vermont elects 2 Republicans.
Virginia elects 5 Democrats and 5
Readjustee.
W( st Virginia elects 3 Democrats
and 1 Republican.
Wisconsin elects 5 Democrats and 4
Republicans.
Total—Democrats, 195; Republicans
124; Readjustee, 6
The pwtim in Oregon Main, noted I
above came off in W: an- I
West Uirginia, in October.
Only C S two Republican r> ur,„ Govuno s
were elected, t°-\i it; M . Ha c, 1 f
xvew Hampshire and James W D.us -
of Nebraska—though elections v i -
held for Governor in all sa.o five of
the States.
The Democrats will have a clear
majority over all in the House of 50,
w hile Senate will stand 38 Republi¬
cans, 36 Democrats aud 2 Readjusters
—the last of whom will vote with the
Republicans on all party measures-
Of the 195 Democratic Congressmen
the South furnishes 70 and the North
125.
Upon certain contingencies its will
devolve upon the House to elect a
President and should this emergency
arise the vote will be by States. In
such a contest the States will vote as
follows, a majority of the Congression¬
al delegation controlling the vote of
the State: Democrats, 23; Republic
cans, 13; Firginia and Florida being
a tie. —Ex.
A few davs ago a cow belonging to
William Spencer, who lives n ar Car -
thage, Jefferson county, N. Y., caught
its tail on the end of one of its boms,
and when found she was spinning
j around like a top and groaning with
j pain. She bad evidently been in
that condition some time, and when
I released was completely exliaustcd.
hubbeivs committee:
Circulating Filtliy Literature.
TT Ilubbell ,, „ s committee , use a portion
of ., the wrenched from Tedoval , ,
money
omployes , to , nay ‘ the ,, weekly ,, bills , , of . a
newspaper published , , at . Bartlett, „ Ten-
ncssee called „ , the ., N v j ws. The .
licau ,. committee ... uro sending ,11 bales of ,
toe XI Nows all ,, over the .. North, the ,
issues containing ... the . r following >i ex-
.
presaious;
‘If the T ankees , want .. to Know the
real sentiment of our people; it they
want to . , have realizing ... sensed tho
a
utter madness of , trying _ . to govern tho
grand old sovereign States of the Con,
federacy, they will close their eyes to
the lying professions of policy bum -
ming politiciaua aud subscribe
tne Bartlett News.
‘We, of the Bouth,
•Hate your devilish Union,
‘Hate your damned flag,
‘Hate your dirty constitution,
‘And all this lolly lop and flap doo
die or coiieilliatiou is false as the false
hearts ill which it is spawned. To
helNflro with concilliutioul The &>uth
want? . none of ...... if the barlhtt „ , ,, ,, .News.
m
We are lcbels . , still, and ... the urea of
the rebellion of 1861 still burn bright-
ly iu the hearts o the men and worn-
en '
4 8ba!cp halms acniNS (Ik* cinj'.-iai
wi'hfhe \ inloes boon , lorn lionl ,
\\ Lo marc not 1 , through snunv souths
*
liind x , . h , the l% facot r , ana tno sword?
-Yo, never, by the G,m 1 >n it. tm •
fil avenged shall be
Five liutidred thousand . , boys m gray
who fell to m.iKe us free.
It is known that these papers are
Circulated at tho expense of the Hub
bell committee, and that one Kerman
ia paid out of the Ilubbell fund for
producing the filthy literature.
• «z> -------
Brevity.
A We.-teiM judge once upon a lime
address- J tin-vratvl ’lory-i'-, *,h gh
words: Gentlemen, tho weather i
extremely hot; duty—porforiii I am very old; you
know yoor it / Acs
other American Judge once iuterven
ed in un odd way to pnv nt a waste
ot words. He was sitting in chain-
bers, and seeing from the pile of pa -
ptrs in the lawyers* hands that a chr-
tain case was lindy to be a long one,
be asked: ‘What is the amount in
question ? 1 ‘Two dollars/ said the
plaintiff's council. ‘I‘ll pay it,* said
the Judge, handing ever the money.
•Cull the next case/ An English Judge
was more patient. He listened for a
couple of days to Hie arguments oi
counsel as to the construction of an
act, and finally observed, when tht , y
were (15ue: ‘Brothers, that act wa,
repealed a year ago/ One morning a
woman was shown into Dr. Aberna-
thy‘s room. ‘Before ho cold sp-aK
she bared her arm saying, ‘burn/
'A poaltice, ,„i,l tbe **,.
lice/was the response. A few days
^ ^ s , u; c;inj( . ||g;u then sbe
^ ^. NothiDg/
^ lid tJjC eat |>hysiciBll . you are the
K ,, ;:illlu w<uililll i ever saw.*-
fj0ril jj.^-Mey. wishing to apprise the
the Duke of Dorset of his changed
condition, wrote: ‘Dear Dorset—I
have just been married, and am the
happiest dog alive. Berkeley/ The
answer came: ‘Dear Berkeley—Every
dog has Lis dry. Dorset/
The sample taken from each bale
of Cotton in New York for the purs
pose of examination is worth about
five c.-nta, or fifty dollars to the one
thousand bales. 2 ’bere is widespread
complaint that theso samples are in
many instances stolen, and though
apparently the amount is very small
the total in a year's business is very
large. The Warehouse Committee of
the Cotton Exchange recommend that
the samples shall be weighed by both
the weighers for the buyer and the
seller, and the weight distinctly writs
ten on the face of the returns ma le
by them. A rule will be established
to that effect.
A man who eloped with u Wiscon¬
sin wife left a no:e for the
‘I have tooKed your woman; but yu
ar welcum to my last, week's
which I didn't draw; ami T heap tha*
equates things,*
Neglected Craves
1 By the menst cliante we
from Judge I' II Rose, one of the
oldest and lust posted citizens of
Lumens county, some facts that at
hist ,. startled , , , us Dublin, ,,. like all
, towns known , to , antiqnitv, has inci~
dents , . connectd , , with , ‘ it .that *, 3m* Very few „
. know of. , Olir town . . the .. long ,
! ill Z. ago,
was inhabited by the Guytons, ’ \oops
'
McCalls, Hamptons, McBama, ,, Co , e'
' ,U;,,lS and others of that old ,, hue of
., those good , old , davs. , In . discussiuK
I the , nanus of these , citizens who have
i !,
long since been , called to their lust res.
. ting place, , a few , days , ago, Judge
* ’
Rowe ,, remarked , to olir reporter, l D<> .
, konw thal n nd * tboM old .
>ma tret«just . dim ’
in n ” 1R , '‘
: tower's store there a ro t.wn graves ?’
Of course, like those who were pres-
cut, we were very much startled; for
under those trees there now stand two
racks for tying horses. With u good
deai of eagerness displayed, we asked
ttie Judge to tell ns alt about them.
Say a he: ‘Under those trees, and now
trumped upon by horses, rests Robert
Coleman, u brother to the father of
S. T. Coleman, the largo wholesale
■
merchant of Macon, ,, There ,,, also lies
. tile , r'lniiins o Mrs. , John . Guv , too tho
m«t her et , i)r, ,, Thos. ,,, Guyton, ... .'
Once
rt'pi'esvutativc „ , from tins . . county, , and .
Chiirl( , s llt nne tlmii SoUll
tor troth tiiia 'hsbic , and thu ant't
of , Col. , O ri S. u Guyrou, present , Son a
our
:i*ov from , ... cii^incf.’ rn lnero , is not
a visiu^c . 1 . ‘,’tt ... to t remind , ono ol . (he t , n
departed . V . , otu s. Ao utono , to . >i \y ‘wo
n -t m p’ticeA , . JSot v , ouo svmblanco . .
Icit to i*. mind oue of fhe J^ sacremi f‘SS
th ^ ^ ||; , (K
are pawed up by the hor.svo thought-
lessnool. Hu 1 the resuiroetiou mfl:n
u. i t e me, when the grave ren t
give up i.s dead, tho hard'ued s al
ska,I bin st nSiiitider aud the nogJ j
ted, as Well : s oih: i’s,. will ! 'a ir!
tenement') of day to-Yj. ; ., M ;•
tlm Ju t Judge'— I/,!,:;, <
A Fruuai I ; eop,e.
Fl ' ench w,, “« n " ll “ !o notlli «f'
»»’nat many a l.ihuoi‘s wife throws
S1 ' vt, y in good times/ I ho poor
Frenchman's Wlf '"‘alteau nice little j
^ s ^* /be f’tench poor i■ * 1 k co il,
on charcoal fires, which are -u ly
while they are needed, and if
tvo much of anything is cooked, it!
only goes to help another little dish |
for the next meal. Tho lining a
Frenchwoman uses for her dress is of
the best quality, and serves for two
or three dre.-.-tes very ofi.cn. The but¬
tons aud trimmings uro never cast
aside with the old waist, as they are
with other people. Cleaning, mend-
J'*g and re.stonng, are generally mi*
del '* tood b * or ‘ )inaiy Fl ' ench persons,
and u general freshness of effects is
the result. It is said that less glass
and china is broken in France than
elsewlure; b “ fc if ifc is broken ' ‘he
^^2! ST FZX
er* and forgote It. French women do 1
not worry. They are economical ,J
then- spirits as they are of their
beauty; and a Frenchwoman who has
a fiue eye, fine hair or good teeth, can
for <» * 0a to cal] her bcaotifo1 ’ If
she is actually ugly, she will 8 <> bewif
<,er y"“ with lier toilet ’ b,!r * 08ture »
and her smiles, that you cannot find
il ont \ If she is old she can still be
clwumiug. <..r'^-3>v»ffliuiiii»-^
---——
It may a- well be understood that
the stock of grain in the country at
tliis limn is below tin: average The
crops of 1881 were d ci lediy short and
the stocks were pretty much exhans-
ted before the incoming of the harvest
of 1882, und tb" crops of this year,
good as they wore, have cot heen suf-
ficient to bring the stocks on the first
of November up to the average. In
adjusting prices for the future this
must be borne in mind, and whether
di alers take into their calculations or
not, farmers will uot lose sight of it
Mr?. Stow, a Han Frnr,cisco
reformer, has informed the uoliee * >ut
o . Ja.ioarv 1st, she wiMbegin to wear
trousers iu public, and she demands
protection iu case street crowds jnsult
hsr, but the Chief of police seems to
think that it will bo his duty to ar¬
rest her, on the ground that her con
duct would be disorderly. Hh- is a<)
vt pd bv a lawv r t c i r..
no i under « h c a an p
t (1 urn dr,'.-sill : t.. -«v ici-'yiiivii*
! —Sctn Francirco Chronicle.
Vol, I. No. 18
Unreconstructed
■She Mil- one Of those old maids
j with eorkuciew curie*, from C.-nnecti-
cut, who came d iwn South on a mis*
j sion, to either d-liver temperance lee
tores or eoll< ,, ct nntriat . ■ , * for a book. . .
rins one was armed . *it.h . , a lead , , pen-
eil and a b . »ik, ' a n) , Iving , . 9 'ruck , by ,
the venerable, , (Juc , •• Tom llk-anpcar-
anee of old Muse, on Austin . avanue,
she 1 proceeded to hsk linn questions,
the answers to which she , tO"k , down, ,
'I suppose you was a slave before
the war?’
‘Yes, mum.’
■II.iw dreadful 1 Ih w shocking I
And to whom were you in bondage?’
‘To ray old nuvster. ‘
‘How allocking 1 How dreadful 1
What a shame ! Did you ever wear a
chain ? 1
‘Yea, mum, 1 wore a chain for four
years. My olo mnrater put it on me
hirself . 4
‘O, my I 11 ow brutal ! Do yon
know who it was removed the chain
from your nccK?‘
‘Yes, mum; do Federal sojora/
‘How grand ! flow patriotic I You
.ne iful, l suppose, to those no¬
ble t e.v iu blue who removed the
me] chuiu from your neck?*
‘No, indeed; I isn't grateful toem.’
‘O my!' How unappreciative! How
debusedf Why are yon not grateful,
my colored frieud, to those noble
men who removed the galling chain
from your neck ? 1
'Bekuse when dose Yankee snjors
luck off de gold ilmin iny old mars-
ter. put ou Uie, d iv Luck off do nil
ver wath wid, it and cloy l.astitl rung
Cta back y it. Heal, ! lleuh ! Ileal) I*
'O, my! Ho v biulal! How sleek-
iugl Yon urea nasty, black nigger/
,p said Giairing her finger under
nose and bobbing her head hacK-
w . i d.s :m I lorwardfl ‘aud you ought
to Pe .,!ii] ;> 'l cithiii an inch of your
‘O. l!,v! . U li d,:'! 7/,'W S'bock-
iu" -aid the d man, imi ating her
off. vBMiM
„ Col- , „ Booing-sol. v r
'las asked \\ dne.-day lor his opin¬
ion of tho causes of the republican
def> «i 1 last r l c-day. ['lie following
'the reply:
i irst tlie extra vacant appropria-
tions. Secondly, tho refusal to res
dues taxation, At least 875,000,000,
should have been taken Dom the bur-
deim borne by the people. Twenty
million should have been taken from
sugar, and the entire tax from folmc-
Co. Tim republican ( arty should have
taken such steps that all internal tax¬
ation Could within one year from now
be abolished. People are tired of
paying war taxes in time of peace.
Thirdly, they want the collecto.s and
treasury agents and gaugers und h11
sorts of detectiV'-s and spies discharg¬
ed. Fourthly, the republicans should
not have postponed the tariff' reforms.
The tariff commission was a mistake.
People saw that it whs only an allida-
vit for continuance, a ruso for delay
and that the ropublicau was not going
lo act. Fifthly, prominent republi¬
cans have been trvingto kill each oth-
The great struggle bad been for
office. We have too many politicians
and not enough statesmeu The
fight againf t Cornell was unfortunate.
Pennsylvania was tired of the Came-*
ton rule, and everywhere there seems
to have been hatred and disgust/
‘Why don't you send your children
to school, Ike?“asked tbennperiatend-
ent of public instruction of an old
colored man. “Well boss, I’s tried
(bat school business, and it won’t
work.” “How’s that?” ‘'Well, you
see, my son’s been studying ’rithmetic
for sum* time, and the other day I
axed him what wts de connty s. at ob
Africa, and he couldn't tell me.—
When a boy studies ‘ritbmetio three
years an’can’t figger out sicli a simple
quea tion I tinks dat its time for him to
quit. JYow ho‘satudyin‘ ‘stronomy in
a brick yard. 14 — Arkansaui.
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I 13 }’ rhnmatiz in ono leg den ter hab
it in bofe.’
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