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Railroad Schedule.
1,'LAKEl.r EXTENSION.
Leaves Blakely daily- at 7:30 a. m.; ar¬
rives at Arlington at 3:30 a. m.: arrives at
Leary at 9:39 a. m.; arrives at Albany at
11:30 a. m. 4:20 arrives at
Leaves Albany at p. m.;
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Count, Oil
smut i
lion. B. B. Bowe
SoHeifur Gcm-ral:
Spring term i-onvei
In Mureh. Fall to
'in September.
C 0UXTY OFFICERS.
Ordinary, A. !. Monroe; Sheriff. W. W.
GladiLn; Tax Collector, E. S. Jones; Tax
Receiver, Thus. F. Cdrilray; Treasurer, C.
IT. Gee: Countv School.Commissioner. J.J.
Reek; Counts- Surveyor, C. P. Norton; Cor¬
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COUXTY COURT.
L. G. Cart ledge, Judirc. Quarterly Au¬ ses¬
sions 4th .1/omlay in February, May.
gust ami November. Monthly sessions,
every 4th Monday.
com viss tox mis it. n.
John Colley. .J. G. Collier and J..T. B.
Fain. Courts held 1st Tuesday in each
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JUSTICES OF THE PEACE AXI)
XO T A It IES P UB LIC-
574th District—B. J. Thigpen, J.P.; C.
F. Blocker. N. P. and Ex-officio J. P.
Courts held third Wednesday in each
"Tia'lii Dfstriet-J. L. Courts Wilkerson, held second J. P.
John Hasty, N. P.
Thursday in each month.
Pac^N AL^Coui'ts^lield*th'inl ^ami-day
in each month.
1283d District—C.J. McDaniel, J. P.
Courts held first Saturday in each month.
13t(i—Tlios. 5V r Hollow-av; J. P. C. I..
.
Smith* N: P. Courts held 2nd Saturday
in ctich month. John A.
1304—Yhos. 11. Griffin, J. P.
Cordray, N. 1*. Courts held 1st Saturday
ju each mouth. _
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Baker wownty . n; Directory, ___*......
SUPERIOR COURT.
B. B. Bower. Judge; ,T. W. H alters, So-
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COUXTY COURT.
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COMMISSIOXEItS R. R.
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COUXTY OFFICERS.
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JUSTICES OF THE PE WE AXD *<X
TA KIES P VIS LIC.
ti71st District—8. J. Liviutrstrai, J. P.;.
W C. N.r : Courts Ih' 1,1 1st s.t-
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nuoth District—G. T. Galloway J. Iff-
T. II. Caskie, N. P.; Courts held 2ml
Saturday in each month.
957th Distriut—G. D. Lamar, J. P.. II
uiomii C ° UrtS hCld M SilUlr
da-m e«h
H33 District—L. J. Mathis. J. P.;R. E.
McCulluii, N. P, Courts held 4th .Vatur-
say iu mouth.
BY THE YEW HEDGE
Up and down the terrace pacing, where
tin* winter sunlight glowed,
And the Sound of falling waters timed
my footsteps as 1 tin de,
Pacing where the tall yew hedges kept
the lutt r I last away.
And the noontide smiled like Sum mel¬
on the January day.
ITp and down t\ie tevvnce pacing, for
a musing hour alone,
While the river’s music mingled with
the baffled east wind’s moarn;
And a presence seemed beside me Very “
close , and very dear, ,
A -t ong hand my hand was clasping,
* «*• “ “•>'“•
u " , 0r ‘ , ls ° , f '’ ouusel< , . wo, , ' l,s ot f comforf , '
words of dear companionship;
And tiie blue ei es spoke as soltiy as
the mobile eager lip;
Hopegiew hr glitei, g-ief grow sweeter
doubt, ashamed, shrank quite away.
As wo two paced on together in the
January day. •
Swift and sweet the moments parsed
me as the sunshine paled oYrhead,
And to common life returning, fell
the slow reluctant tread;
Yet my hushed heart from its com¬
mune, patience strength both drew i
And north skies, with Southern splen¬
dor gilded nil the darkling yew.—
All /Int l’cay liound.
Nelson’s Protege.
It was a blight morning in spring.
anil the English fleet lav at anchor in
Portsmouth harbor, awaMog the a<1 .
mil ill’s signal to start out on a cruise.
The flag-ship, a huge, formidable ship
of the line, with it*dark sides bristling
wbh guns, was all in comm,(ion. The
r.iL the mo-t famous sailor of Ins
ling off fiom the short,
was ready to receive him.
tins of .he squadron were
m
? 11 ■o
dischurges of her tn-avy ordinance,. as
Admiral Nelson touched her deck.
suiToundad with a brilliant staff.
Sianditig near the edge of the quar-
’er-deek, and watching tlm scene with
intense eagerness, was a l td about
eighteen. He was dips ed simply, but
oca tlv, and Ins cheeks glowed and liis
■ yes kiiidl d. a- he watched the excii-
ing e\eiits that were g-dug on around ;
him. As he lemmed the salnteof the !
offi.-ers, the admiral chanced to ub-
serv. d the hoy. j
“Who is this?” he asked, turning to
the captain of the vessel.
“He’s a young bid that eagle aboard
a fe w hours ago,” replied the captain.
‘He insists oil seeing you, .-ir, as he
, avs ) (as nonudliing of importance
to say %,) you,”
“Well, my lad,” said tfio admiral,
kindly, ‘-’speak o.ut freely,’* | j
'V p’-e-.-e, sir,” said the boy,
“I've coipe to a~k yo.u to take me to
'
s , a with yoii.” . j
“I s that all you have to say, you
young scamp?” asked the captain j
shall) ly. |
“Let hiui alone,” s lid the admiral, j
laughwg. “•What position do you
want?” lie asked, turning to the boy.
*. IfTiU would t .-.ke me as , 0 nr
cabin-boy, sir,” saifl the boy, “1
i i i , i. , »
-W. tero.1 ■(
you wit,h to rise above it ” said the
admiral, kiutily. ,
“It unfit,ea beginning,” replied the
j ad It y„u give me a sta.t I II
w W -h my way up, «r. Yon did ^
and I mean to, do it, too.”
The a Irniral ga?ed at Imn kindly-,
but seaychitigly, and then f-a.d, with a
smile: “I’ll Hike yen with ,ue ou tliis
cv-tise, a,,.l if jo.i «*,rt .,, rise
give you a chance. "h !lt a yonr
n . iaje ‘j-'
“■Edward Li-e,” was the reply.
tv \eiy "til, „ + then, , Edw.ud, - I . take , ,
,
^ i ’ ,lalex l e 1 > ou t) prove loyeyont- your.
self worthy of ti. ■ i rust.’
-I II do it. sir.” s-.iJ tiro boy, ear-
uestlv •?’ as he moved aside ’ resinctfullv 1 } ’
to let the admiral ,. , p.is-.
In two hours the Vanguard stood
out to s n, followed by the
t0 ’*° il1 tlleK ' rI S ” Vi ' JC 0 ,ltat Gibral-
Ut - The young valet of the admiiul
made a decidedly favorable
sion upon the officers of the ship
LEARY, GA„ FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER i 4> 1883 .
f »r«- the completion of the voyage
“’Tistoo bad,” said the admiral to
his fl ig captain, one day, ‘‘that that
hoy should till a menial’s position.”
The captain agreed with Ins comman-
der, and the resu't ot the matter was,
that a few days afts r the arrival of the
Vanguard at Giliral'er, Edward Leo
was given a midshipman’s warrant by
Earl St. Vincent, at the special ’re-
quest of Admiral Nelsou.
Then came the famous cruise in the
Mediterranean, in search of Bonaparte
and his fleet. In the terrible gale that
dismasted the admiral’s ship, young
Lee proved , that .. . he , merited the kmd-
ness lux great commander had shown
!'! I hen m ’ « c.mit d «? il brief halt at »*“.*«* by'.acuse,
the arrival of the wislied-for re-en’orco-
meats, and the departure for Egypt.
the dawn of the memorable 1st of
August revealed to the ey«s of the
jsij tlie tricolor floating over
Alexandria, and the French fleet in
the bay of Abouldr. Elwurd Lee
.vas standing by hi, chiof on the deck
of ihe flagship.
“There they are,” burst from a
scoie of voices, as the distant vessels
cable in view.
“Yes,” muttered the Iv y; “and we’ll
lie there before night.”
Nelson glanced at him approvingly.
‘■There’s a chance for promotion
for us all in there,” he said, smiling.
He was right. The fearful enciaunt-
or which carried such s >ch sorrow and
despair to s )* many English homes,
brought to these two fame and honor.
Through the wli de acti n the aduiir-
al’s eye wasm, the young ‘-middy,”
through that long and th filing
s,,,1,niel it nevi i h-st the gleam
<lf which had illuminated
4 as >' e lK ‘ ard tl,e > ,mn " 8 « ,lor ’“
word’s in the morning. The same
dispatch that greeted hini ns Lord
Nel-on informed him that It is ieque.-d
<9* » ^tenancy fm jpung Lee was
3teadf devotion tiNfe
onl conspicuous bravery u iii . times of
d 0,1 ma de tiieyouthf il In nten-
1,nt ' a ted ,1,a " ln ||IS
,jav J- Tne bittlu of iho Baltic wa* a
a »> 0 nior.ibb day to hi n. Il was
,rul J tl,e g'™ 110811 battle In* bad been
i"- 1 hough soveiely wotin red he re-
Lised to go below, and stood at his
p ,,Ht ulltl1 tl,rt < ' ,0 ' <c * ,,f tllc acll ” u -
d "on t* i H\ de Pai k i gate the rig-
na ^ ^'' r discontinuing the light. Lieu-
m| ht L(*e riq ormd it to Lord Nelssu.
1 he admiral, puttingthu gffSi to his
blind eye, said, with mock g.avi v,
r ally i on t se* the signal. Ec -p
our fla S sti 'l Tliat’s
toe w.iy I answer such signals. Na:I
mlue tu t, e ’
'
It se ined that the fortunes qf the
g rG | t admiiul and liis protege Wire
mysteriou-ly unit, d,.for this victory,
vlucii made ol’ic a viscount, ma ie the
other a first lieutenant, though he had
bllt <>* « e
* 1 *' 1 commander, who had become
warmly attached to him, through all
tb e years that intervened so that when
the great day of Trafalgar came,
was the second in command to
Ha dv. As the tu tion began
L,,,d Ndson a PP oaclied him, and,
|d' icil 'g bis hand on his.shoiilifiT, said,
“ We 8° in 8 t0 have » ,iartI Ja - V >
Edward. I hope you may pa*8
through it safely.”
t„ ,lo duty.
l‘ M d,” said Lieutenant Lee. “But,"
,, , ... , . mn.o.ui ., anc
1L a » 1" 111 ’ •«-
’ y to
p rend er yourself ^ so
f.-iniv ' dr-iw ' ii non von the fire of some
-
„
‘ I ^ Viav, a preHOutlmeut, ^ «»
»'*“'™ ; ))“• " 1
• ” '
claimed, proud,v laving Ins hand on
the insi-na “ i, d in Imnor I will d , e
The presentiment was iodized. It
'* ‘ S <,! -
A» >o H o„ *rok, u, „e hour!
hatt.e, the captain and lieutenant of
the sl.i-. anraun to him n an ‘ -iwonv ° of
- 1 ” -
««•«•
“Go bi.vck Ip, your po-t, Edward,”
lie stud, as the lieutenant knelt down,
by him. Then lie added,
“God bless you, lud.’
With a sad heart the young man
tunieltoliis plrtco. Thy fa’e which
had seemed louni e hit destiny with
that of his commander was fully real-
ized on tli it d iv; for, j ist as victory
was gained, a heavy tli charge of
grape from a French ship-of-the-lino
swept the deck of Lord Nelson's ship;
and when the smoke cleared away,
Captain Hatdy saw his lieut *nant
lying almo-f in fh? sun - spot where
the eonquei'or of the Nib) had fallen,
with his breast torn open by the terri¬
ble discharge.
Spontaneous Combustion.
In the spring of 1780 a (ire was dis-
coveve j Board a frigute of Cron-
**»■ All,, tlio si'riitiny no
cause for the tire con’d be found. The
pr ib ibili'.y is, however, strongly in
favor of spontaneous combustion; for
in the following year the fiigute Maria,
which also lay at anchor off Constadt,
was f nnd to lie on fire. Thu lire was,
however, early perceived and extin -
gniched. Aft'-r strict examination
nothing could lie discovered as to its
origin. A commission of inquiry was
held, which finally rep tried that the
fire was probably caused by p rc, Is of
matting tied together with pick-thread
wliich were in the cabin where Hie
fire broke out. It was found that the
parcel of matting contained litis ian
lampblack, prepared from til-soot
moist-nod with hemp-oil varnish.
Ill,Co is -q mace of this the Russitn
Admiralty gave ord'-rs for the experi-
meet to bo made. They shook 40
pounds of Ore-wood Boot into a tub
and ponied about 83 pounds of hemp-
oil vainish upon it. This stood for an
hour, aft r wliich they poured off tin-
nil. The remaining mixture t! ey
.
whipped up in a mat, and the bundle
was aid close to the cabin in the fr.g-
ufe Maria where the midshipmiL had
ih b berth. To uvoi I all susjiici m
two otlic rs sealed botli the mat and
the door with iln-ir own seals and stt-
SOSt uigtri^i Ah smoke should up*
so a as
j e . ir i,.f ol inalioii was to be giv:n
l’i e ex, *rim nt was m.idu about too
2(itb of April at about 11 a. m. Early
U i the following morning, about 5 a.
ni>| sinoks wppeai’ed issuring from the
c ab]n. The commander was iminedi-
a tc y informed by ;v> oliieer, who
through a small hole in the dour s.w
t| iC m;l (, smoking-, Without oponi g
|| le ( ] 0 or lie dispatched a messenger to
tiie ni ( nihi r* of the commission, but
n« the amOke b -c ime stronger and fire
began t , ap, e .r, il b came necessary
t () break the se ils and ojien the door.
simner was the air admitted than
tq.. m.,t began to burn with gr a - er
forci’,«i»d pres ntly buist into a flame,
jfj-. GeuraLqf the Imperial Academy
,,{ Scienc was appointtd to make
fur t| lt .r experim-nts, (1 V J r. suits of
w jeh cot)tinned tlie suspicion i f
spontaneous combustion in tin ll is-
stun official mind ill a remarkable de-
giec.— VKumbur's Journal.
The Art of Advertising
Tiic newspaper has become the !e-
gitimate iuliA.-itor of the patronage of
advertisers. It offers advantage* that
i,a other vehicle, pose-ses, and it c-n-
notbe as,nine,] that that the advert is-
ing jiage.s of a paper are us carefully
reiKl as the news portions, but it lias
giadually educated the reader to look
for what lie or she waptq in the adver-
Using columns, and those \yho read
ti Je paper qnielty at^ home are far m re
«° ov - r thoi ' and
1,,oli "here to. supply them than the-
man ‘ ,ie ^ " ho » probably
,llilll ' i “!? more of selling his own goo<L
than of b lying his uwighbor’s. Tfleu
the scope, of this method of Jvertis-
illg j. ralltVs , It tak .. s
b-.sius,, or .a two line uolio-, or
it may cover an entire page, amltliere
lar j 3 a 8« «*'"<? L-muy for s* houses ' ,t f kep a
mini of cduca i .n and skill in literary
*»»«« *** *■; h iperm-cid ibis depart-
meiit of thetr Mksmea-. and it is won-
derful bow much lie can find tosiy 'y.,1 „u
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1 “ie t ot , ..
tu
iato b- always fi.-sii and -icw, to
be shoH, yet clear and c ilcis-. lo be
humoioim win n hum,,»r will tell, but
t-o be plain and tbr-.-t. The iiemr
.STfY.e'V-f-S
the moie lilt- ly it is to be rial and
make tut impr s.siou.
A Lawyer Outwitted.
An aetiin) incident which occurred
, <^ SH,| tly in the Circuit, Uunrt of Culp-
" p H Ooipity, Ky., is woith relating.
Several weeks since a blight country
named ('.ut.night “swapped” a
' lors ‘ tlm trading ttiek order and
l ' as ^ * c ' 1 ' “ undo belonging to a
lawyer of this place named Ilewitt
who fe.-ls himsolf aid • to take care of
number one. Wlio i the 1 ittcr earn * to
contemplate his bargain ho concluded
that he I ad been cheated, and brought
suit against the boy for a sum which
lie considered lioness try to make tli"
trade ju t. O i the trial the lawyer,
who conducted his own cas-, proved
the horse to be v o tli 1 ilU or $125,
On the dcfeiiS! Cartwright took tli
stand to testify for himself, and ■swu e
that he consul red Ilia mill * obt lined
by him worth 375 or 3 30. On cr s-
examination, H wett b gan with tlio
question: “You have ju-t sworn tint
the mule is Worth 375 or 310; now wi.l
von tak-- a 3100 for it?” Promptly
the witness replied, “lbs I wi 1.” Toe
lawyer rose, inked the court (Judge
Grace) to excuse the transaction, took
out his pocket-book and paid over the
money, which the wilmss accepted.
When the too practical ntlorney re¬
sumed his s at, the boy thrust $10 t >-
ward liiin and said, -‘You have just
proved that the lior-e is woith only
310, now will you take that price f r
it?” The shout that iuteiraptep the
proceedings for 11 moment W is only r •.
i mkl . d by the curt, who ,.ppr, dates a
hor-e trade him.elf and the too , ma. t
lawyer found that the practical m tli-
od of determiai g value* had (level p-
ed toe unexpected, and that he Was
the one being cln-ifly cross-ex tmiu d,
in part by the witness, but mmc ly
310 of the wealth that lud just pass'd
from his poss s ion. T o stubborn
however, to yield as the witness had
gracefully dPme, lie dcc ine l the offer.
1, is dosed the evidence and the jury
'
“ 10 ........* -
4-—
An Exciting- Time-
An amusing am-c lote has ju-t been
told by the famous natina’ist Biehm,
in a lecture on Sioeriti. A few weeks
m, inhabitant of the vi'lag -ot To nski-
g P \od went in his Wagon lo a ndMibor
ing wood to pick up spine sweet pine-
apple keruolt'. His wagon was already
more than liujf full, when the pe maot,
coming hick to it witlia umv load, saw
ig the middle Of it a large bear, devour-
ing with undisguised nttisfadi m the
fruit, of which liis race is* exceedingly
fond. “H't hot!” cried the terrilied
man to his hois •. Off, of course,
the hovS 1 ’, the more so that, till hough' lie
had not seen the bear, lie had perceiv-
ed itspn Bence by (ho sense of smell
But (he l>cir himself was the most
f igliteuol of the tlnec, an 1 begin to
howl lamentably. This ma Ie the horse
speed away all the fast r.
It being confirmation dhy, the uu-
thin ities and till the people were stand¬
ing at village limits, waiting for
arrival of the Bishop; On a signal giv¬
en by a hoy who, from the Steeple, hal
si.-i u tin-cloud of dust raised by the
peasant’s wagon, the church bulls rang
joyously, an, I all llio throng of people
»*tr«ck. up the hymn, “Gospodine pun-
’ Judge of their astonishment,
when, ns tlie wagon rushed into the
vdlagc, iiisteail of the Bishop, tli y
saw miserable beir tiimbl ng on all
Hides with the jolting of the wagon,
" nd howijng as often as lie Could get
breath enough to do so. Mayor,
men, priest, chon- boys, and peasants
fed in all directions, and a few
utes later the wagon having been over-
turned, the bear limped buck to hi*
native forest.— Ex.
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-IV «*l U» l«V. “I «* M
friend of yours tlidotber day on the
^ talk.ed T° me U to death for an ^ hour. ’
“Yes, I saw him afterwards,” replied
tlm ftOb.-^ and tlxen add-d jokingly:
He must be getting crazy, for be
said lie had seen, you*and you wer® a
v-ry „io„ l..y ....... „Yo.;, ,lo.
elared the boy. I* s clean gone, pa.
YYby, the Mil fool trie,] to, j.raise von
to me by s .yiiyj yon w«ce one of
tlm* best fathers ii* the wL-lu
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T,,efarmw n,slk< * 8 U *?’ whil ° lll «
* 011 behind a dry gojvlff conn-
ter.
No. 6.
Net to be Fooled.
A ci‘y mi.-sio mry i » the employ of
the Albany Yonng Mos Christian
Association ns i middle-aged of solid
P°rt, and hen vnlent ivp-ct Toe cut
of h s clothing i* oitiniiica', ar.d alto-
getlier lie depots li is calling at a
glance. His special duty is to viVit tin*
hotels, make the acquaiutanca of
yonngstrnngeis, and invite tln m to tlm
me t ngs of the asso iui
“Yd ir n in.o is Jarvii, I belie'e,” hi
said, in his politely insinuating mil *-
uer to liis g u st.
* Y u a e right,” was the reply,
“Y u am going to spend a f>w days
in the city ?”
’’Yes; I am.”
“And yon will Inve some 1 isnpa
horns, I pr- same?”
‘•I presume so ’’
Some other conversation was of the
same import, evincing a desire for ao-
quaintinoo on the one side and of
oflishu-ss ou the oilier.
‘•If you have time t * w .Ik a coupla
of M icks with me,” sai l the mission¬
ary, at length coming to the p hit
where In- meant to entice the s'ranger
<o the nnsociation building, “I will
.-how you—”
‘Oh. I know what you will show
me,” Jai-vis iutcri lip ed; “you will show
me a | lace where you li ive drawn a
prim, nnd then you will fry to rope
me into a banco gmie- Tnat’s what
roll'll sin w mi!, if I'll lot you, yo i i i-
femul confi 'ciico-w i idler. 11 .tyouVu
watted y in-lim t o i in 1 , y u sc um-
diel. Get out, < r I will turn you over
to a policemai.”—Ex.
“Father Hubbards”
Tlie other day, when old Maj Solo-
man auitonneed his n adiue-s to pro-
cte 1 in th> - dir ctioo of chureli, h ; a
w ife apptur. d. wearing a Mother Hub-
bitd dress. The old man i itently re-
gtrdi d her for a lew moments aid
asked;
“Mary, w hat sort of * coat do yon
call tliiilV”
“It’s a Mother Hubbard, Jeems ”
“Air you g- ing to wear it to
* Il il oh:”
by, oo tiinlv, Jceins. The3Eo li,
e ‘ ,s "** t!u) mo*.’’
Well I m glad to kq iw it," fhe "hi
111,111 >cyliod. “Just wa\t until I get,
read - v - 1,,,( l ' ve ’ d S 1 .”
* *' C ' ^ raim l, ut into the hitch-;
<>l1 ’ ^ il ,,iwd sacks, cut
tllt) n,s ouf > sevvsd tlie top* to,
ft,ld P'd them on in imitation
Wlmu hu returned tq
''' ,l! ,dtoie '^ 11 )°hd Crj^-qf a«tonish,
,Bont !lMl e ' c!ttiw,e ' ,:
‘ {Lent goodiDS*, deems, what's
that?”
“Father Hnbbayd,” the old piai;
icpli d,
“You a e n t iff mg to, wear tlp-tq
sacks, are you?”
‘ F vc got to be fash ioi able k> keep
up with yon. I've g it as much right
11 Wear $hew» meal bags as yqu have
to g<> in that bran sack.”
•TU tak-it eft”
“All right; off go, 3 f.they Hub,
banl,’ and turning away, he added tu
hinv*c]f; “Oidy onu way to beat a WO;
m;ut- and tint is by agreoiu’ with lier.
Ef it hadn’t lxien fur the daddy Hub¬
bard I’d been in a mighty bad
fix.” -Arkansas Trawler.
Anecdote 0 f King Geqyrge III,
It is kno.wu that the king, after tho
close of the American rerolnttoiinry
war , ord^d a Mmnk-giviug ,o be
kept through the kingdom. A noble
^tttch divine, ift the pre-ence * his
mag.-sty, inquired,. “For whnt oie we
to give thueks?”—that yonr majesty
lias lest thirteennf his l)est ‘‘I. 1 ruvinces?’' HT*
Tl„ "X.!"
(U.o divioo »,ldo.i). tl,:„ ,ou,
his lost 100, QOtt lives of your subject^
in the cutest?” “No, no!” raid the
k . iug . “Is it, then, that we l.avu ex-
j„. n( |ed and lost a hundred millions of
mo ney, and for the def, „t and t .rmsh-
jm, f> f y „ WP ma* stv’s arms?” -*Na
“ 8lM .|, t'ling'’’ J s-iid ^1“ the king olVct pfetBautly o“
w e „ ; .bo
thanksgiving?” “Oh, tag; re thanks
that it is worse ”
no
A Liter addressed to ‘■Widow
Blebford, Vt.,”'tl»r, w the poat*
master into a panic, there being
eleven widows of that iittac in Richr
f rd.