The Calhoun County courier. (Leary, Ga.) 1882-1946, November 16, 1883, Image 1

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,5 >V.t <fi J tf©twfg ^ t Cmttief 4 Vol. a. The Courier. 'PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY. HUBSCRIPTIOX RAfES. One copy,one year........... $1 5 0 One copy, six months............. 75 One copy, three months........ 50 (STKICTLT IN ADVAVCB.) ADVKU TISISO RA TKS. Was*, llw to | 3ra | 6m j 1 y 1 Hqaure I 1 00 $ 2 SO » 5Q0'* S 00 *12 00 ■3 “ 1 75 4 00 s do t2 on not is 00 s «( 2 50 5 00 12'uoi bo 18 ! 25 35 00 00 Cot’n J 4 00 8 00, 16 ; 25 00 « “ 6 00 10 00 25 00 35 00 i <50 00 i “ 10 Q0 1 15 00 35 00 BO 00 100 00 . IYb* Inch constttues a square, and there are twenty squares In a column: Special notices in the local cftiuihnt, ten dents per tide for each insertion. .Professional cants inserted year • The. altoAe rates will not be dlviate-t from as they hWve not beeu tbad'e Mith a View to reduction t¥»*p Advertisements rt'nst take rrtft of the paper, ae we do not contract to keep them it) any particular plaee. insertion, Bills are dn‘e after the firtt tend the money will be Called for w hen needed. ghort coramnnleations oii matter* of public Interest and items of hews respect- lillly solicited trooi every source. from pub. All advertisements emanatinir lie officers will be charged for in accordance With ah ket passed by the late General Assembly of Georgia—75 cents per hun tUVed words for eaeh of the first four Inser¬ tions, and 35 cents for each subsequent Insertion. Fractional parts of one hun¬ dred are considered one hundred words; Wlkh figure and Initial, with date and sig¬ nature, is counted hs a word. JEB8E E. MERCER, Editor aud Publisher. Railroad! Sehodule. 1 U.AKKLV EXTRNSfON. ,Leaves Blakely dally at 7:30 a. m.; ar¬ rives at Arlington at 8:30 a. m.; arrives at l.-tary at 0:39 a. m.; arrives at Albauy at it :S0 a. m. 4:20 arrives at Leaves Albany at p. m.; Teary at 5:58 p. m.; arrives at Arlington iat 6:57 p. m.; arrives at Blakely ut 8:12 Couoty Sirectory. HVPKJiTOR COURT. Hon. B. B. Bower. Judge; J.W. Walters, to-ilel'pr. General: J. H. Csram. Clerk. Apring term eW* oil . < -.-<t Monday ta March. Fall term on seconi Monday is Beptember. COUXTY OTFICERS. Ordinary, A. 1. Monroe; Sheriff, W. W. Gladden; Tax Collector, E. 8. Joucb; Tax Receiver, Thos. F. Cordtay; Tresslirer, C. H. Gee; Couiitj* Schbol Cbhinilssiorier, J.J. Seek; CbUfitV Stifteyor, C. P. Norton; Cor- ee *fj A: O; feadsou. COUNTY COURT. L. G:.Cartlddfre ( Judge. Quarterly May. Au¬ see- fifous 4th Monday in February, Monthly sessions, gust and Ndvrfiiber. krery 4th Monday: CouMsxiosKRs n. rt. John Cblley, J. G. CbUier and J. T: B. Fain. Ceiitts held 1st Tuesday in itach inonth. Justices of the peace and NOV ARIES rUBLIC. 574th District—R- j- Thigpen, J. P.; C. P. Blocker,- N. P. ahd Ek-otftcio J: P. Coarts held third Wednesday In each facioth: j. P. 112'trt District— J ; L. Wilkerson, second John Hasty, N. P. Courts held Thursday In each month: 626th District—J. C. Price, J. P.; N. W. Pace, N. P. Courts held third Saturday In eaeh month. McDanfel, J\ 1283d District—C.J. P. Courts held first Saturday iu eiich month. 1318—Thos. W. Holloway; I. P. O'. L. Smith 1 N: P. Courts held 2nd Saturday id eaeh month. J.P. John A. .1301— Thos. H. f?riffin, Saturday Cordray, N P. Courts held let in each mouth. Baker Coaoty SUPERIOR COURT. B. B. Bower, Judge; J. W. fFaltvrs, So¬ licitor General; B* F. Hudspeth, Clerk, Spring term convenes on first Monday in May: Fall terra on first Monday in No¬ vember. CCUXTT COURT. iohn 0. first 1’erry. Jildge. ays—Quarterly Monthly ses- dtons held M fin'd scs- < toils. Commissioners it. r. Vt. Vt. Wtlliams, T. H. Ca8kte, J. W. Tbsyri, W. L. Sperlitr. Pourts bcld ou first Tuesdays lu each month. COUSTY OFbICKRS. Ordinary, W. T. Llvfmrstou; Sheriff G B»r, B. D. Hall. JUSTICES OF TtlE PEACE AND NO - tAries public. 97t»t Dtst/lct— S. J. LHIrieston, J. P,; W. C. Odonr. N. PCourts held 1st Sat- Arday In efith tnonth. »0hth District—G. T. Galloway J. P. ; T. U. t’askie, N. P.; Courts held 2nd Saturday iu each month. 057th District—G. D. Lamar, J. P., II 8. Johnson, N. P. Courts held 3d Satur¬ day In each month - 1123 District—L. J. Mathis, J. P.;R. E. Sicilian. N. F. Onurts hcW tlh 5'itur- iix Is si^nfh. CORRESPONDENCE. :o^ O- O* Cotton Seed Mod tfe a Fertilizer. Editor Courier:—\ the prolonged drought has raided farmers to look more earnestly than ever $or i manure which, while possessing the qualities to feed the growing plants, shall pre ve«t, I decided to give my experience with turnips manured with cotton seed meal. About tbe middle of August I *1 mr- onghiy broke a piece of land, half of which I had used as a garden the first paYt of this year, and the other I had cow-penned. On the garden part I put cotton seed meal at the rate ol 400 po tnds to the acre, and sowed >‘°th garden and cow-pen in turnips. broad-casting them and brushing them ^ At first the cow-pen promised to do much, bat as the drought advanced all on it died out, while those manured with the meal, not only kepted green but growing and remaining so uutil our recent frost The turnips being of good size slid finely flavored. Off the cow-pen I got ouly a few greens, while off 1 he spot manured with the meal the greens were fine, aud I had the turnips iu addition. Any old far¬ mer will tell you that tharc is nothing like a cow-pen for any crop you may plan', and if, as in this case, the cdt- ton Beta! meal proved itself a superior ought We not to cast aside onr preju¬ dices aud Use it? I dou’t know wliat effeet the maal will have on other crops, but I am so well satisfied with its good qualities that I propose to give it a more extended tr:al I’ve writteu this for the benefit of those who cling to old ideas refuse to adopt any tiling new simply lweause ‘ Father didn't do that way.” llespect for ancestry is well tu it* place, but when we allow it to render onr own powers of thiuking and acting inert, we wrong both our father’s and our- s Ives. Par , A * TsMag a list¬ A rather sUperititious young than, who is fond of quo'iug fag ends of wis¬ dom in old sayings and maxims, was recently sitting by the girl of his choice trying in vain to summon up courage to pop the question, Every time he plunged in and said something proaching tbe subject ho would be would be seized with a spell of basb- fuluess and would contort his face as if about to have a fit. One day he got ns far as—“Supposing h young man should a*k you to—” Tlieu he wrin¬ kle I ki» nos- and breame silent. ‘What is the matter with your nOse?’ asked the young lady solictously. “Tickle. I must go and km* a fool, ns the sHyir.g is.’’ The girl «ru>led into his face with weet innocence. “Mother says I look like afoolsdO)*- *itno«,” she said archly. He hads-usa enough left to improve the opportunity, and now he says that actions speay 1 aider than word*. an<t are better, too.—Griffi « Son - Sunda* - school "-wcher. “Now. lit¬ boy; wh > was Mo-efi?” LittL b..y; “The lellow what married the tut girl.” A Rhode Island man has been ar¬ rested for putting a poiffto hug in his mother-in-luw’s stocking. His de_ fenc** wan that he heard that the bite would prod see lock-jaw. Jhe Judge discharged him. Little Tommie Welch, of Dennison, T*-xa8, captured and lugged hom8 a j.olecut, thii king if whs (n opossum, The cut belmved nicely until it Was tfirowu down ou the floof> when it ^ The Chicago News has learned why ir= had been elected a member of a yacht ‘ 1U '.' ™ l ° ^ ll0M of the c rtihca'e ot . 1 ctioii. A succession of direful shrieks is heard on the first floor. Fond moth- er: -What is the matter with Billy?” Colored servant; “Please, ma’jun,- be i* crying about the jewberries” “He can t have any more. He has bad four saucerfuls already.” “Dem is de berry ones ho is whooping about. He's all swollen np.” Friday, November 16, The Luck of the Horseshoe. Mrs. Leatherhnryheard a hammer¬ ing at the front door sr.d went down 1 There was her husband on the step ladder nailing something overlthe door. “What are von doing?’’she wanted to know. “I am nailing a hora» shoe over the door," repli d Mr. Lea'herbnry. in a tone of a man who ha'f wished tie find eot the job completed liefore anybody camp around. “For mercy’s «nk»*!” ejaculated bis wife and her amazement was mlngl-d with a dash of vexation, “a horse sbo** over the front door of a house like ours!” And she T«nke I preudlv at her hand¬ some home, and gazed nt her husband as though she thought he had eon® mad, or might possibly he dr-k. Mr. Leatherburv. on bis part, said never a word, hut held the shoe steady while he felt in his vest pocket, for a nail. “Are you evazv?” sh> asked at length, “or are you ooing to open a blacksmith slior* in the pa*lor?” Mr. Leatherbiiry nhrunt.lv stopped Binffiner “Never take t.h“ horse sh e bom the door.” which he had been trying tv warble in a cherrv way, and said, very glumlVj “No, h« wa«n’t.” “Well tlmn, for pitv’* sak** wliat are von doing that for? Why do you want a horse shoe nailed over the door?” A slicht flush mantled Mr. Lenther- bur v’* rh eka as lie rpplied: “Keep witches a*ay.” Mre. Lesth rbnvy wa* now positive that he was demented. 8h# stepped out of the door and looked up at the cfecoratioh. ‘•Well.” she said. ‘I think it would.” And she sighed. In very truth ii wa* no slouch of n horse shoe. It had been the property of the very biggest horse in the brew- ery mid was large cough to fit the !""" ® f .* Mr ' L * ath «* Mry he ‘ S«d it.A f A cross-road, / wnftni ’ -noon. His wife said she didn’t believe there was ever r >oin in the new moon for such an inch of iron, and lagged him to throw it away and cofne down. “Witches!” slie went on in a fine burst « f 8*rcn«m, “wlieu there hasn’t been a svitch in America siuce Penn was governor.” Mr. Leatlierbury feebly asked if she meant Pen Butler, but the lady sniffed liis little joke into o’fiter dark- n*«H. “Do take that thing down?” she begged. “I wou’t ” replied her husband stol¬ idly. “It’s good lulck to have a horse slide over the door, keeps ftway m«. laria stud "ad dregius and brings all sorts of lock ’’ “Ftdd e, fuddle!” sheguappel, effec¬ tually quenching his rigingenibusi mm “‘where did you ever hear such stuff?” And lie wfathiu lv (<dd her she didn’t know arty tiling, and besides it <s a romentid old German idea cam * iv n the German,- and it a«s esthetic, fob. be said, and Some pfebpe g**hl- piated tlie horse shoe ami wrote “Pro¬ sit,” or “Gestmdheft” on it and nailed it up iu tlie parlor.” •“What does “Prosit” mVari?” sh* wanted to know, “Good luck.” r-plied h<*r Keg*d laid a little nei'loiisly, "They both mean g od luck, aud a Imrse shoe ovar the deor brings good luck to the Ii me in everything. Bu*ine»s prospers, P» 1 *> «» l.»ri-i-r. «olbl»* evil hurtful happens, everything is good But just then, as he turned to feel for the hammer, the step-ladder top- pled, he threw out hi* arms, lost hi* balance and Sff In* well'over, tn'e lo-se SSS ? , f , t . V , , J - ^ snrt caught in • the ,, ear which , , stretched rtnfc under the S'rain of Mr. Leather- bm*y s hanging weight, until it looked Wke a gum blanket, when it let'go tfirti dropped tt.e b liever in I,or e slp.es » bonling. w.ith.ng truck iu a chu.« ot P 0 *** 1 carnations aud helitropefi Since the above was put in type, H physician, who wus called 10 to sew up a furrow in the gentleman’s cheek and gather a few tacks iu his ear, came the office to beg us uot to make any mention of t'10 accident, as if led, In* understood, to some little domestic infelicity, whi-h ho feared might he Hggrivaied. We would gladly comply with Ids request, Imt the printer who ol auges names has gone home, and the go-sip editor says lie wants a few |„ m9 , rows for his column any- how; wherefore, as Mr. Leatheibury says, “Gesnndheit—Hawkeye. ■ w js g iiii, rr^ l ga- a ^ i aa MM ^- Aa Unprotected Female. ‘“Porter!” exclaimed a red-licade' woman with long h iirs sticking out ot her chin. “Poitej, are there !tnj me i in tills sleeping-car?” The porter replied that I11 thought there might bo a few. “Any of’em sleep on that top shelf over me?” demanded the woman pointing to her own lower berth and the berth abeve it. ‘ Don’t know yet, ma’am,’• replied ihe porter. “All the gentlemen haui’t prpsent'd their lickits yif.” “Y*>h!” snorted the woman. “And if a man presents a ticket for that shelf, you are going to let him have it, I suppose?” “‘Have to, ma’am, can’t help it." “And you’re going to subject me to Hie possibility of all sorts fit insults from some loifer, just, so your com- pany can make a little money out of him and me. I-that it?” Tile porter said lie didn’t know haw that was, hot he didn't think 1 lie red I loaded woman was in any danger of being insulted twice by the samr man. “Look me in the eye, porter,’’ re¬ tried the red-headed woman, sternly “Look me sqinrelv in the eye, and mark wl*at I’m going to say. I’m a r>-spcCta ! le married w miau, and a woman who is known far and wi le lor lo as y and I do i’t pr< po-e t> hive any man stuck lip there among my oltftlies and things. You hear me? I’m going to put mv frock and some other arrangements that you don’t kuow anything abou’, and I tall you rigWf jb“re. though I am an unpr meet- ed Od h*r .n. depended «• oil myself for tJMi .| rP , w , ation of „ ^ rights, it you 1-t‘My mail p.p )l.im«.I? no th-re am ,,|j s my duds and Imps, I’ll wring Ida ifiock as Mo.ii as he pus his foot inside the hunk, and Iil lmtke you think that a heretofore highly respect- od and generally trusted merohantile community has burst right under you! Understand nr •, as soon al-f I hsrfr the man getting ready to take advantage of me by getting even bis eye five I on that berth, I commence to cruWl out and open the war. You get my idea?” The porter said he did, and .he uu- protected female went scowling to bed. perfectly teti-fled that that she wouldn’t be molested as long as that portor bad charge of the Car, and rather .. hoping . ,, that . som,d „„ ung would turn up to , give . . her an opportunity ............. t . , > show Whar-he could do when she got started, so if ho ever met her travel- lUg agiiii, lie would r-membar her «s one to be trist d and cared for.— Drake’s Travelea’s Nagazine. In a New York museum there 1* now a girl whom nature lias provided with toU' logs arid four arms, hut nil. ture will not provide her with shoes and fourteen-button kid groves. Young man, remember tins. Iler in¬ creas'd hugging facilities are counter¬ balanced by h*-r extra kicking abilities, And don’t you forget that either,— Norristown Herald. A Chicago commercial traveler suvs 1 hal In a small village in Northern Micorsr ■ ., ui be . found . , a notice , • pinned , on the dyl.i- of , .tore whiclt iva.l: "Ooue to bur.v my wife; will be back in 30 minutes.” A banker at Moline, IU., ha* been defiauded by a confidential clerk nmned Water*, whom he had befnend- *' » 1 ,,, i,i„ miiv 7 ’ Now bn ■ A Nevada prtper states that in the ji | ) „. nceo f H j ( he editors, the,piihu-h- . j fas fl ^ cur(i i the wi viu^s of a geo- t j', nian the number.” ~ • A new di-core.y of gold 1ms been “*de 1a Ohio, I lus, we presume. 1* ;).e result of tbe late Democratic vie- tory.—Sif(ings. A Haricuse gambler lately died and 1- ft $ 250 ,OOOi This is qtii e a large sum for a gambler to drop at one sit- ting in a 'ittie game with death. A Tragic Incident It wiml<l be lurd. in fiiul a more j heartrending illustra'ion of the .hoi- rore of war than the ioPttwing It is ! not the ouly one of its kitld, sad to say. for in our gr. at civil conflict many border famil*es were divided, Mothers and fathers mi.1 sons taking oppnsi'e hides, meet each other after- wards in fatal light. An old volun- teer officer, who is now writing all mtereBtmg acoouut of the Irish bri- grde, relates tnis story. There t*lts a ira.io event at Malvern Hill which deserves t> be recorded, of wha> may come iu a civd war On u of our best non-com missioned officers, Sergeant Driscoll, an excel dm t. sli >r. notced the distinguished daring df it CauFedor.ite officer, and esolved to counteract his inspiring cff**rts in .1 m -st effectual way; s.. stating lus intention, he waited till he got a fair view through the snioke ( raised his rifle as lie would at a pigeon and cracked away. The officer fell, and his men broke, with our fellows after them with the bayonet. Dri*- eoll stopped im lie came to the victim of his unerring shot, who had fallen ou his lace, and tinned him over The victim feebly opoued hi< ojres, irmun d “.Father!”.aud expired. Diseoli has shot hiri own suir His grief crat'd the man. Uouspicinnia for his coolness h-ieteloiv. In* be- came po-seso-d with immeasurable tu ry, and with a f arful oxmatioii. tore off his coat and equipments, fill'd with unloaded musket plunged bead- long into the light; the enemy were strongly reinforced, and the conflict was thu’db Disco!! dash*d iu like a Malay running a much, II- fought like a fiend. He was brought to the ground again and again, each time springing up afresh, and striking with deadly force. He fell dead ju.-t a* linos reached him, covered with vvoundS. ___ She Stopped the Train for Hath • -" |e- ♦ On of the northern . one ‘rams . W v was an old lady who .-videntiy “ '*-P a i|Uj“^;id jour- ne ^* A ‘ 61 °° 11 ' l,t ' r ^ >B , cull,,B • **ei eyes a lg 1 e <>u ,e "" ,Ul ,Ih '' 10 0 1 at 110 ‘"’ e ''“' ,fc U "‘ H or . , . fI ‘* r in ’ H " , ‘ ’ H . IB ,v ier ‘ " ‘ H, y , o is o nog ' yo " w ‘) n i * ,iy ’ ln ^ ’ e,lt ’ a " 1>,t8S ‘ 1 <,n y '! el '' ' K " ' | "" n ^ 10 u,n * y u ™ ,,e ‘ iln 1 ulc 1 Mg «P to the huegnvea v.gorous pull. Of course the brakes wc.e applied, tl,e wiu ‘Mws thrown up, questions a * ke(1 ' ‘' tc “ the 01,1 >«dy silting colmly tluongl. the confusion. PfeMutly the conductoi came rushing into the car, exclaiming.‘f Who , W1 pulled .. . that . . bell? .. 0 , ... (( 1 ‘ 1u, ™l ,l,ed " ,0 0,(1 ... ^ , m ‘-' ekl y“ “ ,)o y°" Waut? ‘’ l,,e “fK^r impatiently, “Well, ’ said the old party meditatively, “you can bring me 3oaie hash.”—Boston Cour- ter. A boy of leu yeais old died in Washington city lust weok of a dis¬ ease that baffled the doctors. His stomach swelled greatly, and it was apparent that the scat ef tlie disease was in . the bowels, . , . but . the ., cause was tbe roysferv. , An . autopsy , condbcte.l , , showed that the .bowels , , by physicians and they t<>ok from were obstructed, seeds the small intsatiuea twenty large ni'ckle of damson*, a copper cent, a coin, h tooth, two buttons and indigestible articles Hm liver liwc ’ ll! " . to l,nmense proporllwn-, The Statesboro Eagle says; “Capt Johu James came out of the battle of Fledencksbnrg with thirteen bullet . through lus overcoat, , and . holes , , shot the ficabbard of ins sword shot to pieces. He ,, then gave the coat to Mr- r who Bob Johnson, of Oglethorpe, esnie out of another battle iviilr ten Mr. Johnson has the coaf now. Dipt. James was as gam" a man as ever ConfeJe.ate gun. * u Gen Sherman has received houses and other preouts worth SfiO.OOlt since |je G ; nera! 0 f the Armv, ex- du8ive of the 340.00a worth of m0n<l , giy0 „ i, y the .Knedivo to Mrs. Fitch, aud since divide I among the General’s daughters- For the past fifteen veur* he has been paid S 17.500 a vear, and lie wilt druw t .i*. salary until Iris death. No. A Loafing 'Toper'* Boliloquy, Last night, .a tew infantes, after the clock iu the sto-ple struck twelve. as our reporter w as staudiug on the eor- tier of Broad and Aowanl streets, cogi; tatiug upon the hardships attending the exi-teuce of the city editor of a morning paper, l.is att ntion was at* traced by, the strange maneuvers of an individual across the street, who waa in dose c ml'.ib with a lamp post. O.ir reporter drew near enough to h^ar the following f.tom a ipau who appeared to be holding up a larop-po t: “ Blamed if I ain’t all right. Holier »s a judge. Wish I Jcn-w wti*re, t» g**t ten cents, and I would h«?3w ( go happy as a 1 'nl. I'm an injured ltidf- vidnfcl, Hocidty jteriecutfti in-. . don't do society 110 hurtn as I know on. I dort’i rob widders. I don’t know no widders, I don't put the bottle to my neighbor's lips. I ain’t got no neigh* bois. and the fact is, I don t own au^ bottle -collide t dll it if I did. I at an inuoceut man. tfpbndy can look me in the face und say I hurt eua. But I m a deqn, t roan. 1 d go to work if it wasn't for tny excessive benevo- Icece. 1 m afraid of taking tlie bread out of somebody’s mouth. Besides, wisdom’s the principal thing, don’t the good book iky # *? What’s money to wisdom? Aid’t I studying chtruer to ? If a man kicks me beskuse 1 can’t pay for my liquor, ain’t I getting understanding? Ain’t it a h-saon in human nature? I’m told the world m ““« hvi"8r. When i< it going to p«y it? I’m tired waiting. Wliat shall I do? Where shall I g», and when will l get tlier. ?” This inter sting soliloquy \vu< jntpr-i rupted by.a poiicen.au, who separated the sold quest from his intimate friend, til* Lmp-po«t, and pilatid him towards'.he luck-up.— Rome Courier. ---- 4*., Thejr . Sold Hole. Him in a Was teYii'ng thesto.v l, the iiW of , Dvuvar hold He Hid i . . ,r*«e u! a*, you see, 1 Nebraskaaniii a coM chmace for ||gI iy,) were dead broke, half-starved auJ clOir diseburaged, when along H j; ew Y*»rker, He wouldn’t play cards, wouldn’t be robbid. anif we couldn’t stick him with forgW lard-patents or bogm pre-emptions.’ One day we toailed out and dug a bolt* iu o hillah*l salted it'A bit, Hue rudied back aqd offered the hfew Yorker lh« ^4^; f„r «3 000 cash down.” .“And he bit?" “.Took right hold UK.e » pair, of piuclitr*. Why, he never even stopped to beat ns down. We got a, cool thou -and piece and made for ’Frbco. 1 » 11 ‘TlX'ty cool, that was.” “Well, I dunno. If there was any- thing cool in that ‘rausaction it was t itj way that New Yorker |huutod him up a pard; set miners to wopk, bought machinery, and took over ? 7 u 3,000 out of that - ar liole inside of eight mouths/ Maybe we’ve got over feeling flat, but I guess uet,”— Wall Street Nows, Old Pettigrew, of >. Austin, » ■, ■ h j • man ® very precise * . in . the maiority J of his statements, and , . strict construc- , is a Lonist- . O110 ■ day neighbor , ; rushed a i* 3 °u Pettigrew while the Utter was eating his breakfast, and exclaimed, vcita-dlv “Mr. Pettigrew, your is on ftrel” “I beg ymrr p irdou,” responded Petw . <b(|t whkt y<iu r “Your , ,, , house in . cm fire.” „ ,, “‘Ah, that is where . you are wrong, „ ... 7 “Wrong! said .. the , neighbor, . ,. , „ Yee, tins not house. I , only is my rent it.”—Texas Siftings. A I,url , y. veHt.her-bcatou „ ,, uamp ro- cently ent*red mi Austin bank, an ad- dressing the urbane cashier, asked for five dollars, “Five dollars!” exi-lairned the (Wish¬ jer, “isn't that rather steep. I should think a quarter would be ahtfut your size, wouldn’t it?‘» “Well,’ 1 said the tramp, “if yon think you understand tins begging busmo -betb r than I do, perhaps we ■ ;d beiler ciumg.* phoens. If it suits von Pm agreeable.”—Texas lifting**