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BURDETTE AMONG THE FARMERS lUr. Tillstlopoil’H Early Spring: Experiences. Bob Burdette, of the Burlington Hawk-Eye y paints this pretty pasto-al picture: It is spring, and the annual warfare begins. Early in the morning the jocund farmer hies him to the field,and hunts around in the dead weeds and grass for the plow he left out there somewhere sometime last fall. When ho finds it, he takes it to the shop to have it mended. When it is mended, he goes back into the field with it. Half •way down the first furrow he lays, he runs the plow fairly into a big live oak root; the handles alternately break a rib on this side of him, and jab the breath out of him on the other, and the sturdy root, looking up out of the ground with a pleased smile of recogni tion, says cheerfully: “ All,’ Mr. Thistlepod, at it again, eh?” Fifty feet farther on ho strikes a stone that doubles up the plow’ point like a piece of lead, and, while the amazed and breathless agriculturist leans, a limp heap of humanity, across the plow, the relic of the glacial period remarks, sleepily: “Ah ha; spring here already ? Glad you woke me up.” And then the granger sits down and patiently tries to tie on that plow point with a hickory w’itlie, and -while lie pur sues this fruitless task the friendly crow swoops down near enough to ask: “Goin’ to put this twenty in corn, this year, Mr. Thistlepod?” And, before he has time to answer the sable bird, a tiny grasshopper, wTiggling out of a clod so full of eggs that they can’t be counted, shouts briskly: “Here we are again, Mr. Thistlepod; dinner for 500,000,000,0000!” And then a slow-moving, but very positive, potato bug crawls out into the sunlight to see if the frost has faded his stripes, and says: “ The old-fashioned peacliblow pota toes are the best for a sure crop, but the early rose should bo planted for the first market.” Then several now kinds of bugs who haven’t made any record yet, climb over the fence, and come up to inquire about the staple crops of the neighbor hood, and, before he can get through with them, Prof. Tice sends him a circular stating that there won’t be a drop of rain from the middle of May till the last of October. This almost stuns him, but ho is beginning to feel a little resigned when a dispatch is received from the Department of Agriculture at Washington, saying that all indications point to a summer of unprecedented, almost incessant and long continued rains and floods, and advising him to plant no root crops at all. While he is trying to find words to express his emotion, a neighbor drops in to tell him that all the peach trees in the country are winter-killed, and that the hog cholera is raging fiercely in the northern part of the township. Then his wife comes out to tell him the dog has fallen into the well, and when the poor man gets to the door-yard his children with much shouting and ex citement meet him and tell him there are a couple of cats, of the pole denom ination, in the spring-house, and an other under the barn. With tears and groans he returns to the field, but by that time it has begun to snow so hard he can’t see the hordes when lie stands at the plow. He is discouraged and starts for the house with his team, when he meets a man who bounces him for using a three-horse clevis he ma le him self, and wrings ten reluctant dollars out of him for it. When he reaches the house the drive-well man is waiting for him, and while he is settling with him a clock-peddler comes in, and a lightning-rod man, screened by the storm, climbs up on the $lO smoke house and fastens $65 worth of light ning-rods on it, and before the poor farmer can get his gun half loaded the bailiff comes in to tell him that he has been drawn on the jury. An Animated Rat-Trap. Animated rat-traps are the latest things before the public. At the Cen tral Hudson railroad freight house,Wm. Wilson observed something firmly held in the shell of a clam, which was packed with others in a barrel. On inspecting it he was rather surprised to find a rat’s tail. In the barrel were several holes for ventilation, and it is surmised the rat put its tail through one of these to get it saturated with the juice to obtain a variety in its bill of fare. But a vin dictive clam seized upon the caudal ap pendage and held it tenaciously. The rodent pulled desperately, and finally the tail came out by the roots. An inch of the tail was inside the shell and half an inch of the skin inside, and the bare tendon extended four inches fur ther. The rat must have had to pull strongly and suffer excruciating pain, but the rude amputation was complete. Could the clam have been drawn from the barrel the rat would have dragged it to his hole, but the aperture was only half an inch in diameter, and the rat’s strength was not sufficient to enable it to haul off the barrel. —Auburn Au~ burnian. A Patagonian Dinner. The piece de resistance is principally ostrich, but this can be served with rice as pot-au-feu, or steaks can be broiled, the wings, which are the great est delicacy—something like turkey, “perhaps even finer ’’—being sent up as a separate dish, the gizzard roasted cl l Indienne; and for the third course, a custard of ostrich eggs, sugar and gin. The guanaco, when fat, is said to be not unlike beef; but at certain sea sons of the year it is terribly lean, and in that case only the head can be con sumed, and it is usually roasted under the embers and eaten cold. The mulito, or small variety of the armadillo, is considered a great delicacy, and during the winter and spring months, wlion it is fat, the puma is greatly prized. In deed, puma fat seems to be invaluable to the hunter, who finds it impossible to subsist on a diet of lean meat; and to this lie is often reduced when his stores of biscuit and other provisions, and even salt, are exhausted.— The Spectator, _ Why Dick Gatlin Bathes No More. It was Sabbath in the little town of Frisco, and a holy quiet settled down as though a mist from heaven, with the sunlight o’er the Wasatch mountains-, wrapped all in peace. It was Sabbath, and out from the little town came the stage—the stage that has rocked and swung and rolled along from the white, billowy beach of the A. thin tic, acioss the prairie farms of the West, up, over and beyond the towering Rockies, and bathed its alkali-stained boot in the placid waves of the Pacific ocean. Dick Catlin drove that stage, and a better driver never whaled the flank of a bron cho. The day was warm as up the Beaver river rolled he, and liis voice, clear as a trumpet, made the carbonate stained hills of Lincoln ring again am t again as he sung: Up and dcnvn this world I’ve roamed, And to many camps I’ve been; The winds of many lands have combed Those shaggy locks, I ween. I’ve (get np there. Rowdy!) been to old Montana, Likewise to Idaho, But to Frisco give the banner, Where the big bonanzas grow. God’s blessing on Montana, God bless old Idaho; But. hurrah! hurrah! for Frisco, Where the big bonanzas grow. The warm sun thawed the old man’s hear t,and the memory of old times stole into his soul, bringing back again the days gone by, the swimming, apple stealing, dog-fighting days when he was a boy and Ben Holladav nowhere. Bounding a point in the river, the shade fell across a nook. Dick pulled up, and, as he had no passengers, concluded to take a swim. He knew his team and they knew him. They had been to gether for years, and, as Dick dropped the lines, ho said to himself: “There is nothin’ like knowin’ stock that’s post ed. Stay still now, boys” (this to the horses), “and the old man’ll have a good wash.” Undressing* and piling his clothes on the seat, Dick left the stage and plunged into the cool waters. But the stock “was posted.” No sooner had Dick plunged in than they plunged out, and, when he crawled out on the bank, a streak of dust away off through the sage brush was ail that the i>oor fellow could see. Now came the tug of war. The team kept the road, and Dick knew that, by cutting across tlie country and running (as lie afterward said) like blazes, he could head them off. There was no one there to witness the race. Perhaps at times a 'mischievous angel would peep through his tiny fingers and laugh at that big, burly, stark naked man outrunning the jack-rabbit, in the valley of the Beaver. When lie overtook the stage and got the team un der control, ho didn't say much, but, throwing the lap-robe in front of him till a wagon-load of women passed by, he scraped the blood and the cactus and sage and#grease wood from his limbs, and twore that, if the good Lord would forgive him, he would never wash any more. And to this day Dick has kept Uis promise.— Salt Lake Tribune. A Hog Story. A dog 5* a good thing to have around the hoaea, tvn-.l nobody is better con vinced of this fact than the proprietor of a certain boarding-house on Grand Biver street east, not very far from Woodward avenue. It seems that the lady left a ss bill upon the parlor table several days ago, while temporarily absent from the room, and when she returned the bill had disappeared. After a long and un successful search it was noticed that the dog had a sneaking, hang-dog expres sion about the mouth, and did not seem inclined to wag his tail as numer ously as usual. Somebody suggested tliathe might have swallowed the bill, and then it was remembered that he had been suspected of that sort of thing be fore. An emetic was administered, but the dog only howled and gagged, and stubbornly refused to show the “true inwardness ” of his disposition. Another emetic w r as sent for, and finally the missing bill was vomited up with a small tempest of howls and gurgles, and pen itential tears. Mrs. X. took the money to a bank and represented that it was soiled and ragged because it had been carried in somebody’s pocket for a long time, and the bank was persuaded to take the bill at a liberal discount upon its original value. Two or three days ago a bill was placed on the floor where the dog could - see it, and then everybody left the room, expecting when they returned to see tlie dog and bill consolidated. Butlo! the bill remained untouched, and the re pentant canine lay curled up in a corner of mroj pa looking as ashamed and mis^Pble^as any human being would have looked under the circumstances.— Detroit News. Married a Car Driver. Sarah Bill, of Providence, B. 1., is the rich girl who recently married a horse-car driver, and Bernard McDon ald, 24 years old, and 12 years in this country, is the man. Miss Hill, though not distinguished for beauty, was noted for brightness in conversation, grace of manners, and above all a taste for dress that touched upon genius. She came to New York about two years ago to re side with her sister, Mrs. Morris Barn well, at Fifty-sixth street and Broad way. Her family is wealthy, and she moved in the best circles. It was one day last winter that she met her fate, when she had occasion to ride up town in a Seventh avenue car, and some weeks later she told her guardian what she proposed to do. Protests were of no avail, and, on Feb. 19, Father Dona van performed the ceremony in the church of St. John the Evangelist. The couple took lodgings with Mrs. Brown in tlie top story of a tenement at Fif tieth street and Seventh avenue. Bar ney is, from all accounts, an honest, in dustrious fellow, and will start up in some small business in New street.— New York Sun. I think it was in September, if I now* rightly remember, I heard a knock, knocking at my door; yes, I know ’twas m September; he hid been there about fifty times before; had been there knock ing at my door. But I opened not, nor wondered, as upon my door lie thun dered, for he yelled: “Say, now, will you settle this ’ere bill I bring you ?” as he battered upon the door; and I an swered, calmly answered, “Nevermore.” —Oil City Derrick . Changes in the Moon. Evidence of cliange may be discov ered which can be explained, moon is exposed to the action of other than that which pervaded her own frame at the time of her first formation. The sun’s heat is poured upon during the long lunar day of more than a fortnight, while, during the long lunar night, a cold prevails which must far exceed that of our bitterest Arctic winters. We know from tlie heat measurements made by the presen t Lord Kosse, that any part of the moon s sur face at lunar midday is fully 500 deg. Fahrenheit hotter than the same part two weeks later at lunar midnight, Ihe alternate expansions and contractions resulting from these changes of temperature cannot but pioduce changes, however slowly, in the contour of the moon’s surface. Prof. Newcomb, indeed, considers that all such changes must long since have been completed. But I cannot see how they can be com pleted so long as the moon’s surface is uneven, and at present there are re gions -where that surface is altogether rugged. Mighty peaks and walls exist which must one day be thrown down, so unstable is their form; deep ravines can be seen which must one day be the scene of tremendous land-slips, so steep and precipitous are their sides. Changes such as these may still occur on so vast a scale that telescopes may hope from time to time to recognize them. But changes such as these are not volcanic; they attest no lunar vitality. They are antecedently so unlikely, that when any change is clearly recognized in tlie moon’s surface, nothing but the most convincing evidence could bo accepted as demonstrating that the change was of volcanic origin and not due to the continued expansion and contraction of the lunar crust. — Proctor , in Belgravia. Founder of the Knights of Pythias. The visit to New York of Justus H. Bathbone, the founder of the order of the Knights of Pythias and Senior Past Supreme Chancellor of tlio order, has awakened much interest among the ofli cers and members for this section. Mr. Bathbone lias not yet reached the prime of life, being just 39. Ho was born at Deerfoot, N. Y.; is tall but not too stout, and likely to live to a good old age. Ho tells many stories about liis tours in tlio West, where the lodges he visited looked for a patriarch, and hardly believed the young man before them was the orig inator of their order. Concerning the founding of the order, Mr. Bathbone says that when lie was 19 lie was teach ing school in Michigan. The boys were jwxions to get up a sort of a dramatic entertainment, but lacked ladies to take the female parts. To overcome this they wrote to a dramatic agency in New York to send them plays with as few female characters as possible. Ono of those sent happened to be “ Damon and Pythias,” and wliilo reading it over young Bathbone thought 1 lie saw a good chance for a secret brotherly organiza tion. He immediately wrote out the ritual, which lie carried in liis pocket .mmmmmm** ,f >—■ - —•——o 3-0 c* i 1, r-v vvrtW stationed in Washington as a military attache to the War Department. He gfttb|yed a few clerks of the different \,.*pas>ments together on the evening of Feb. K and after duly binding them to secrecy r£ad the ritual of the Knights of "Pythias, which pleased them so much that they immediately began to fopnd a lodge. Then came jealousies and bop tentions, which tlireiMfened at times to sap the growth of the body. Mr. Rath bone fought against odds, and finally succeeded in oveming his opponents. Now the bers and lias lodges, besides a supreme lodge. Tlie initials of the or der are F. C. B. —unAiing “ Friendship, Charity, Benevoie*?e,” New York World . * Heavy Gaming. At the Marlborough Club, London, Count Schouvaloff, the Russian Am bassador, played away in a few hours a sum equal to his whole salary; and one of the wealthiest Commoners has been co heavily bitten that he is going into bankruptcy for a total exceeding £500,- 000. Another young politician, heir to a historic coronet, who had been going at a terrible pace, was dragged out of the club to the amazement of the mem bers by his mother, who said, “You are not going to follow Hastings and New castle.” The drought has been so severe that butter is not to be had in Austin, Texas, at any price. The VenuncouK Ilreath of Malaria Does not infect the system of those who use Hostetler’s Stomach Bitters as a precaution against it. Nor is it less useful as a remedy where intermittent and remittent fever has fully established itself, in consequence of a neglect of preventive measurer. It checks the paroxysms with astonishing certainty, and eradicates this type of disease, even in its most inveterate form. This medicine is an especial boon to the emigrant population of the far west, where fevers of a malarial type are particularly prevalent, bit the rec ognition of its merits is so far from being limited, that it is known and appraised at its true value throughout the length and breadth of America. Travelers by land and sea, miners and sojourners in unhealthy locali ties, esteem it highly, and are its most con stant purchasers, and in many a riral house hold far and wide it is the chosen family specific. The professional indorsement yhic'n has been accorded bv leading medical men in various parts of the country to Dr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs, is a sufficient guaranty of its efficacy in eradicating dis eases of the breathing organs. 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Ar infallible and unercelU>d remedy for J H* E|il‘|>M.T r Falling NUl*.**m^ . aaw A to effect a speed,*- and I*F.B™ * ITP ffKvruißK .. , „ X **4 free iiolih 'ft ffli. -* I IJ speciho no a ■■ B ■ Ti'eati**'sent to any s.df ?;**■ in mesiiii I*t office au4 W t!>/-•* Ud. - -•?. X>H. 11. Gr* Kv.iO-Xi lis JVWe ***** “TO WRITE A GOOD HANOI BUY A GOOD pj try Perry & Co.’s English iviJ (Sample Card, containing ■vlor'lori tv, J 10 cents. IVIXOX, BUKEflvv . , <<V, and IQ Grit ml J w '‘-i *-i i p * i* x 1 s< vJOOUU <roods. COM A: VO. s . , 1 jr rr rr /y A vear an ’ expensed f i < I free. AfldreßgP.o. Vickery •' jnrrrr A Month*' and expenses Tvl 'J I I agents. Outfit free. Shaw £ (; 0 V ' Agents, old or yonng, earn Samples worth $5 free, flown & {"i f I $K( n SOA per day at home. <P<J tU Address Stinson ,<■(■,, SHAISPEARE’S Health Monthly, Sample copy free. Murray Hill Pub. (Jo.’ns y wlilrsi Book se:st i'roe explaining everythin* ,1 B iATKK & CO.. gtawke-K. IT *• ~, I YOUNG month. Every graduate gm.ra.ntf situation. Address ft.Valeiitiae.M an. J... By fj t*A — With Scencil Outfits. 7 ! cts. sells rapidly for 50 cts. t I iU S. M. Spencer, 11‘J Waih’n W . 0" flTifiJ r. Br 8 S8 ci;r< ’. Tv. 8 S 9* Bfa)) to write.Dr.b. ft HTertisers,.,reL i „(iBo,M n Newspaper Advertising Bureau, io sd •*■■*■ N' w York, can 'earn the ex act cost ~t posed line of Advertising in AmcruTinAr 1 page gnniltlel. . $27500 A YKAK f: I tliiniM for aeents. Over 2iHl aceuts are ■ f- om $2 to SIS a day Send s’amp lor j,• 1 Hev. S. T. Buck, Milton, N'orthnml erl* j T ; KrT?I 1 '* l * ( . 7 Io: a’mJ-s "I w.“ sart 7- \ 1 is? We will pay Agents Salary •! *i expenses. or allow a large einnni.s , 1 nod ty nidt-rfnl invenlinns. L '<• the f ree. Address SilJ3hMA>' .V <*> ffinffl profits on ,*5O days’ invest . t 3>lUO U in Western Union, June 7 Proportional returns every weok <>?; ■ , — *OO. 7 HJOO. >.;.j ()Rici!,l Heports aid Gircular ■ fie ■. \• I , T. POTTKK WIGHT w C0..8 u GOOD PLAN. rond.iningna.T., In IH! vast sum lias eveiy nlv.mi i | s'ailllul iimii.iKenK'iit. Largeore ais, i. <• i livexinuMits <■ I ?‘P> lo C'in.oo'i ( | plana lions bow ill I <'.'in succeed in sto< I.■! i I, \ WHENCE ,t ('< Kx< ban mo ICI Ciioicset in the world Imp) ; IH, A \-Eargost Company in hinvi j X JUxilJticl^ —pleases overy hody— Irr i al y increasing—Agents wanted ''veryv, | imlncements —don’t wast 9 tiun'-t-eu. KOB’T WELLS, PI V say_st . N V . I’, h ( IWPLIER’B W COM-: Vni =■ perfectly pure. l*ro. n,. p c t mi medical authorities iu.i; ,i, <, .wanl at 1 2 World* Exposition , ■ lojij by Onigvi"* * _____ TnliClaliu*lluuse i ■ Ner I.w. Tliomau is of Soldier-; ami j titled Pensions date b ick to dine liar?:" I Time limited. Address with stamp. UEOBOE K. XEM€j p.Q. Drawer. 325. s ,&).u.7, J -d Bed Men, limit! . and all tVr-r made to order by Za. Cl. sJsley tf- "o. , i j Ohio. Sfzitl for I'ficr l ist .s. Military mi I’iremcn’s Goods, r .'.nr. Is need from Maine to San Frar.cisr . 1-r r.'j it joy to many mothers WOOLiIICH j every la> el. Take no other. FHTOF will positively cure Female "W cakin' ingof the Womb, Whites, Chronic inc.icr Ulceration or the Womb, Incidental in i: j Flooding, Painful, Suppressed and i> j truation, &c. An old and reliable it s: i tal card for a pamphlet, with treat men 1 certificates from physicians and ]• arth & Ballard, Utica, N. Y. Sold b\ tut jJ- j $1.50 per bottle. 1 The Weekly Si A large, eight pace paicrrl 50 brV J will be tent postpaid to any address unthl ary Ist, 1880, FOR HALF A DOLlj Address THE SUN, NJ l / t it\ XT 7 1 1 1:1 1 AIXiLiN I. > that solo last. all to make money. “.GAir IS OA BUFFALO Bill The famous Scout, Guide, Hunter a' 1 1 J tea by himself—is the livelies and easier I sell that h 8 appeared tor year.-. A?eni-fl at worn are making big sales, mm ’ I secure territory. For circulars atd ln ' l apply to .J FRANK F. RLIkS. HarfiorA] For Beauty of Polish, Saving Labor,* Durability and rhennness. T in qualcc - MOKSE BUGS..Proi.rlcioi r- tjoj QAPONIFIB Is the Old Reliable Concentrated FOR FAMILY SOAP MAI 1 Directions accompanying each can m Hard, Soft, and Toilet Soap *ai*l'Ul.T IT IS FULL WEIGHT ASD STEM The market is flooded with (so-calM'- 1 traled Bye, which is Rl l‘ resin, and won’t make. soap. SAVE MCisFY, Saponifie MADE BY THE ,jj Fonnsylvania Salt Manuf v ••un,*OFi ipin* —A riIULIKHKK.S lislus. AIIAA'V __,Wfie *— IS Ester-; 3te©js* "HPlCbes JjJanufactory'^Mfnßilf