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President Corish of “Sallie’'
Says "Augusta and Columbia
Are Not Strangers to South
Atlantic Circuit."
° W. Krlrh, in the Jacksonville
Metropolis, says:
lYcaldcnt Corish Is hlahly pleased
«lih the favorulile auspices unde'
which the incoming season Is liclnK
shaped up. All the old members of
the Sally, as well ns the two new
dubs, have taken on new life and the
managers have their players con
signed to A John Hancock, t >t‘ course
there are some exceptions, as a few
generally take a stand for more morn y.
"The schedule adopted last week for
the Sally league admits two more
Mollycoddle
Laxatives
Of the many laxatives on the mar
ket. most merely clear the Intestinal
tract, but do not release the damnied
up Bile, which is the great poison-de
stroyer of the body.
To relieve such trouble as bad
breath, headache, dizziness, loss of ap
petite, constipation, biliousness, you
must release the datntned-up Bile.
Merely washing out the intestines with
salts, mineral waters, oils and other
mollycoddle laxatives will not release
the Bile.
Podophyllin is the one perfect and
harmless substitute for calomel, but
Its bitter taste and griping, nauseat
ing effects made it unpopular.
PoDoLax Releases the Bile
For years chemists have been trying
to take the bitterness, gripe and nau
sea out of podophyllin, recognizing
that It would then be the ideal Liver
regulator. At last this has been done
and given to the world under the name
of PoDoLax.
is a Podophyllin formula
with all undesirable features taken out.
PoDoLax is for every member of the
family—young or old. It should be
in every medicine cabinet. You will
thank us for explaining It after you
have tried it. Get a bottle today and
use it as soon as you notice a coated
tongue or bad breath. Start the Bile
—Nature does the rest.
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Pork, Lamb, Sausage, etc. Our meat is kept on
cold storage several days before it is offered for
sale. This makes it tender, and gives it a sweet
flavor that will please the hard to suit.
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We Wholesale and Retail Fresh Country Eggs.
THE BIJOU
ONLY—TODAY—ONLY
Three Performances, 3:30, 7:30, 9:15.
MAX BLOOM
“THAT’S MY HORSE”
—in—
“ The Sunny Side of Broadway”
The Laughing Musical Tabloid of the Season.
Tuesday and Wednesday
“A CABARET NIGHT AT DELMONICO’S.
Special Beautiful Scenery and Electrical Effects.
An Excellent Company.
Prices ‘ 10*, 20<*. 30^
ttlubs, making It an eight-club circuit.
It calla for Lit! games and opens April
fl. It will close August 2# The open
ing games will bo played at the fol
lowing places: Macon with Columbus,
Augusta, with Columbia, Charleston
w ith Savannah, and Albany with Jack
sonville. Macon will close the season
in Jacksonville.
"Both Augusta and Columbia, the
new clubs In the Sally, are not strung
ers to fans on the South Atlantic cir
cuit by a long shot. Both havo been
members of the league before and were
forced b> withdraw a few years back
when the attendance became so low
that they could not support a team.
"But prospects are much brighter
than even In some of the balmy days
when the S. A. 1.. was first launched.
Especially Is It better than prior to the
disruption of the eight-club arrange
ment, for the saliir.v limit wits so steep
that It was stmplv Impossible for tins
league to continue lls operation. Con
sequently there was disruption. Au
gusta and Charleston were allowed to
drop out. Hut It Very soon developed
that Columbia became financially In
volved with the National Baseball
Commission and had to take n back
scat, with the result that Charleston
was re-admitted to the league after
having suffered severely as a result
of a storm.”
Ritchie Favorite in the
Wolgast Fight Thursday
Milwaukee. Wis.—Rejuvenation of
Ad Wolgast and reported over-confi
dence of Willie Ritchie, have failed to
dethrone Ritchie as favorite in bet
ting for their ten-round bout here
Thursday night. Ritchie wit defend
his title of lightweigtit champion
against the man from whom he won It.
Wolgast's recent defeat of Rivers,
the Mexican boxer, and other indica
tions that he had "come hack” Ims
made promoters of the bout confident
he would put up a great fight to re
gain his laurels. The public general
ly, however, does not share in this be
lief.
It took a guarantee of SIO,OOO to in
duce Ritchie to re-enter the ring, lie
has been shunning numerous boxers
who aspired to a chance at his title,
holding off for big money. This l»e
succeeded in getting for the Milwaukee
club has promised him. it is said, an
alternative of 40 per cent of the gate
receipts.
Both men are training in Chicago.
Coughs
Hard coughs, old coughs, tearing coughs.
Give Ayer's Cherry Pectoral a chance.
Sold (or 70 years.
Ask Your Doctor.
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Will cure your Rheumatism
Neuralgia, Headaches, Cramps,
Colic, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts and
Burns, Old Sores, Stings of Insects
Etc. Antiseptic Anodyne, used in
ternally and externally. Price 25c.
CHENEY’S
EXPECTORANT
Cures Croup, Whooping Cough
Fifty* yearß on the market and sold
everywhere for 25c. Best medicine for
croup, 'colds and sore throat affections.
Don't l>e led away by new and untried
remedies. Stidk to Cheney’s Expector
ant. It Is sure. *
A BOTTLE
of precaution l.s cheaper than
an undertaker's bill. Croup,
pneumonia, colds and coughs ar>
subdued and conquered by
GO WANS PNEUMONIA PREP
ARATION. It puts pains, soreness,
inflammation ami congestion on
the run. External, quickly ab
sorbed. Buy before you die or
delivery Is not guaranteed. It
stands for security in the home.
All druggists. SI.OO to 25c.
FOUR PLAFERS
IN CITE NOW
Rest of "Future Bunch" Will
Arrive in Augusta Today or
Not Later Than Tomorrow.
Business is On the Move.
Mr. Halford and Mr. Hunter, of the
local Y. M. C. A. have tendered Man
ager Brouthere, of the Augusts base
ball association, the use of the asso
ciation's uniforms for Ills men to prac
tice In, until the regular "war logs'
of the club arrive.
1., it. stone, from Charlotte, arrived
In Augusta this morning. Stone will
he given a tr.v-out and If he makes
good will he put on the regular pitch
ing staff.
The rest of the future hall players
for this city will arrive here today or
not later than tomorrow. There arc
four of these men now In Augusta and
they are living given a chance to show
what they know of the baseball art
down at Warren Park today, by Man
ager Brouthera.
Manager Brouthera says that the
game which Is scheduled to come off
W ednesday between the- Augusta bunch
and the Brooklyn Itodgers will go a
great way to show what kind of a
team the "old town" will have and
will also give him a chance to ace Just
what his men can do.
Cobb Will Play.
"Babe" says that tile rumor that
Cobb will not be able to play In tills
garni- with Augusta is "all rot" and
that the Georgia peach will he around
here, and won't be late, either.
Presidi nt Kalbfleisch has decided to
let the ladies of Augusta name the
ball team. Each lady that cares to
have the honor of being the one that
may say "I thought of that name,"
may send her suggestion to President
K. G. Kalbfleisch, Dyer Bldg., this oltv,
by Friday of this week. That there
may be a fair choice, II has been re
quested that when enclosing one's
name, with her suggestion, that the lady
should put It In a separate envelope,
SO as th(. committee may not see the
name until after the selection.
The ladles and hoys tickets for the
Tuesday and Friday games during the
season will lie issued during this week.
It Is understood. These tickets will
lie good for twenty-one games during
tile season. Arrangements are being
made so as tlie directors will not’ havo
to handle these tickets, they being
given to a local organization in Angus
ta to issue.
SPORTLETS
A large sale of shoestrings has been
reported ever since Mister Murphy
announced that he commenced pro
ceedings with such a simple commod
ity and "ran It up to a million."
"Yale is coming 4>ack,” according (o
New Haven dispatches. Well, you'd
better speed up a bit. Ell; you’ve re
treated quite a distance In the past
year or two.
Folks are so busy Just now slipping
sympathy to Hennery O'Day. of the
Cubs, and Charles Herzog, of the Reds,
that they have overlooked the recruit
Athletic inftelders. Can anyone have
a tougher Job than attempting to de
pose Messrs. Mclnnes, Collins, Harry
and Baker?
None of the ball players reported at
the training camps afflicted with gout.
P. S.—They had to buy their own
food during the winter months.
"What'll Ty Cobb do with the mare
this season?” is a question fandom Is
asking just now. Ty himself Isn’t mak
ing any predictions. You see he hasn’t
had a chance, as vet, to lamp the do
ings of the man who intends to give
him a race for batting leadership.
But it's a cinch bet that when the
1914 returns are in they will show Ty
leading his nearest nival by a com
fortable margin whether his rival bats
.5110 or .500. Ty’s habit in the past
has been to ‘‘see” the other gent’s ef
forts ami then go him a number of
points better.
In 1911 Joe Jackson, of the Naps,
clubbed 'em out for .408 a remark
able average. But Ty went him a dozen
points better. In 1912 Joe swatted .295
and Ty ttipped him with .410. Ijist
season Jackson hit for only .370 but
Ty poled 'em out for .390. As may
lie seen, Ty gauges his labor by what
the other fellow does —always manag
ing to top him with a healthy plurality.
Connie Mack is said to he worried
Just now over the problem—"shall l
pitch Bender or Plank in the opening
world series games this season?"
The presence of Evers in the
Braves’ line-up has sort of scrambled
the pennant outlook for 1914. It look
ed to be a fight between the Giants,
Phillies, and Pirates, but if Stallings
can get his men going at the same
speed at which they finished the 1913
season they may furnish an upset of
the dope.
Only about five weeks more—and
then.
"Kill the umpire."
ENOUGH.
The Judge- Whut proof Imve you that
this chauffeur was intoxicated?
The Country Policeman—He slopped
Ills car at a drinking trough for horses.
—New York Evening Post.
PNEUMATIC PEA SOUP.
"Walter!" the angered patron cried,
"Do you think that I'm a dupe?
I find here not single pea;
I ordered sir, pea soup.”
"Be calm, good skr,” the waiter said,
"And be not so erratic.
The pea Is silent In pea soup
As In the word pneumatic.”
Louisville Courier-Journal.
IMPRACTICAL.
"perhaps you could get to the office
earlier If you had an alarm clock."
"I had one. but it made siieh a general
dlsturhanee that I had to give It up. You
9 o’clock."
"I wonder what's the matter with
me?” he complained. I feel 60 years
old.”
“Then why are you worrying?” she
replied. "They say a man's as young
as he feels.”—Chicago Record-IleralUL
THE AUGUSTA HERALD, AUGUSTA. GA.
EXIT 11;'
ENTER TENER
Former All Smiles and Running
a Prosperous Theatre; Latter
Happp at the Ousting of
Murphy and the $25,000 Per.
Now York,—t'p In New Britain,
Conn., far removed from the turmoil
and strife of baseball, there's a man
with a dark mustache, with soft brown
eyes and hair that Is graying at the
ends, who smiles all daj the smile
that one smiles when one Is happy and
contented and at peace vvllh ail the
world.
The man who smiles Is Tom Lynch,
once prexy of the National League,
now proprietor of aprosperous theatre
In the little Connect leu I town,
Tom, as many will recall, was booted
out of tlie National League last De
cember, after serving It for four years,
because the pugnacious moguls decided
they wanted "an able man to ably bun
dle the affairs of the league."
It hurt Tom’s pride a bit when he
was shoved out Into the cold, cruel
world with nothing to warm him but
hia feeling of Indignation toward Ills
former bosses, but Tom hasn't minded
the cold much lately. In fact, lie's
quite glml now that lie was shoved
and thereby saved the hours of agony
that Governor John K. Tetter, Ills suc
cessor, has endured during the past
ten weeks or so.
“What do inn think of Hie present
state of affairs in the National
League?" Lynch was asked.
"1 have no opinion to express." was
the reply. "I am out of the league
Overwhelming Verdict
A few months ngrya man in no way connected with (lie making of Postum or the marketing of coffee,
wrote to quite a number of physicians all over the country asking their unbiased testimony in tin* case of
Postum vs. Coffee.
The following excerpts from their letters constitute' an overwhelming verdict
In Favor of Postum
"I have discard'd coffee altogether In my
family, and Instead use Postum which we find
makes a rich, delicious drink, without any of
the deleterious effects attendant on the con
tinuous use Of coffee.”
"Our family bate been userH of Postum for
n long time. We were very liberal coffee
drinkers, but wero conscious that coffee was
harming us—our nervous system, digestion
and heart action so we quit the coffee and
began using Postum. Now we relish It far
more than we did coffee, and art' all relieved
of the old coffee troubles. As a physician I
ha Ye Induced several families to quit coffee
and use Postum.”
“Postum when It Is desirable to leave off
coffee on account of over-stimulation or gas
tric disturbances."
•'Postum lias been used In my family near
ly ever since It was placed on the market,
and I recommend It to my patients. It Is a
nourishing drink. A great many families are
giving their children Postum In place of cof
fee with best of results."
In the light of such testimony it would seem the paid of wisdom to stop coffee and use Postum.
Postum is a genuine food-drink, made of whole, wheat and a small percent of molasses. Contains the
nutritious values of the grain, hut is pure and absolutely free from the coffee drug, caffeine, or any
other harmful substance.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum —must he well boiled to bring out its fine flavor, 100 and 250 packages.
Instant Postum —a soluble form. A teaspoonful stirred in a cup of hot water with sugar and
cream added—makes a delightful beverage instantly. 300 and 500 tins. The cost per cup of both kinds
is about the same,
“There’s a Reason” for POSTUM
—sold by grocers everywhere.
and I feel, therefore, that I have no
right to express my sentiments con
cerning what has happened sin ■ I
was supplanted by Governor Toner,"
Murphy's Ousting.
"The ousting of Murphy was a good
thing for the league and for Imselmll
In general, wasn't It?"
"Vou'll have to excuse me," returned
Lynch.
"I have no statement to make. My
attitude toward the National League
was oxprossod to the magnates on the
■ lav that I was let out and Governor
Teller elected In tllV place. Al that
time I told the magnates that I hop, ,1
they would conduct themselves with
as much dignity as they expected from
their new leader. And I also told them
that 1 liop.-d they would be a help, not
a hindrance, to him.
"In closing, I skid (hill I wished the
National League every success. I
meant It then and still mean It. I
was In Ilie service of the Nutlonal
la-ague for many years. I owe much
to the National League. Thai they
should depose me as president and
put someone else In my place Is their
right. Why should I feel hard toward
them because they exercised that
right ?
"I was In liaseliall nearly all my life
and baseball became part of my life
To he out of It Is a Idt hard, lull I
am happier now than I was for the
past few years. 1 have no troubles or
worries. I utn my own boss. I do
nut havo to take dictation from any
one. nor do I have to bear the brunt
of criticism."
A Wise Investment.
The Nutlonal League magnates have
come to the conclusion thnt the s2fi,-
009 annual salary they agreed to pay
Governor Teller has been a wise In
vestment. Teller Is signed up for four
years, bill will not draw any salary for
1914. us he will be on the payroll of
the stale of Pennsylvania until the end
of the years.
Serving the first oyar without pay
and getting (25,000 lor each of the
three following years means thnt Ten
"I have used Postum In my family for
years with the most satisfactory result, so
much so that we have practically abolished
coffee, and with It the coffee headaches, nerv
onsuness, and lying awake the best part of
the night."
“1 drink Postum every morning, and rec
ommend It to my friends who have 'nerves’
and Indigestion."
"No more coffee for me. I nrn using Instant
Postum and advise rny patients to do likewise.
I prefer It to the best coffee, and have no
more sour stomach attacks as 1 used to,”
•
“For years I have been using Postum In
the family and advocating It Mr my patients.
I consider It to be exactly what lla tnanufac
lurcra claim for It. I’ostuin Is excellent In
place of coffee where the. latter Is contraindi
cated. The food value of Postum plays an Im
portant part when compared with coffee."
"Have had many cases that could not
drink coffee on account of Ms reflex action on
the heart. Postum always supplies the place
of coffee yvlthout the bad effects."
or's yearly salary for four years will
average only 11X.750. And tho mag
nates feel light now thnt Tenet's lit
tlo stunt of placing the skids under
Mister Murphy and then shoving Mis
ter Murphy Into the discard Is well
worth Hu- total money they will pay
Tener for the four yours of hia ser
vice,
Lynch's salary was IX,OOO and when
William Raker, president of the Phil
lies, proposed Tetur as Lynch’s suc
cessor, some of the miigiiateH were
against the Idea been use they figured
that Ik'.Y.ooo was too much muchness
In the wav of salary, Baker, however,
pleaded Toner's esse, i eluting out that
Teller would prove to he n second
Moses and would lend the league out
of rhsoa Into the Promised laind
"No one will regret paving Tener
the (25,000 salary," Baker argued.
And now those wlm mice opposed
Baker's candidacy of Tener fully
agree with him In what he said,
urn Hits i hum
AUTO HIES MAILABLE
Letter Received Yesterday
From Department By Post
master Murphy Clears Up
Matter.
Hy a ruling of tin*
Pont office 1 ►opart inrnt, announced re
cently, HUtoinobileH tlrcx ware made
unmatlatrie. Now, however, according
to information received yesterday t>\
PontmaMter T. I>. Murphy from tlie de
partment. auto tlrew, under certain
conditions, named below, are made
niallnMe.
Following Ih an extract of the de
JONDAY. MARCH 9.
parlment’s Utter to Postmaster Mur
phy:
"You are Informed that sftrr
careful consideration of tlm Shat
ter It has bairn decided that In
uiuoaiirlng an autumuhlla tiro or
rasing which Is so wrapped ss to
leave a clear apses In the center,
the outside diameter shall he taken
ms the length, and the distance
around the body of the tire, that
I*, the mere elrenerferenee of the
tubing or easing, shall he taken ss
the girth. For example, a tire or
easing .12 Inches In diameter, the
lulling or easing being Ho inches
thick, would have n length of .12
Inches, while Its girth would he
approximately II Inches, making
the length and girth combined 41
Inches, and therefore within the
limit of sixe prescribed for fourth
class or parcel post -mall.
"However. In measuring s tire or
casing which Is so wrapped ns to
form a circular shaped solid par
cel, or leave no perfectly clear
space In the center, the oiilslds
diameter of the parcel shall l«
taken its the length, and twice Its
diameter and thlekneas as Its
girth.”
“Johnny," the tearher asked, "can
yon tell us anything about Chrlstl
pher Columbus?"
"Ho discovered America."
"Yes What else did he do?"
”1 a'pose he went home and lectur
ed about It."—Chicago Record-Herald.
"While l was abroad I wttne-sad »
duel In France."
"Anybody hurt?"
"Yes: one of the principals had a
rlli broken embracing the other after
the combat whs over."—lain don Tit-
Bits.
"\Miat are you rummaging ovar
there T'
"1 have used, Postum for the past eight
years In place of coffee. Before that I was
troubled with frequent bilious headaches due
to excessive use of coffee, and whs then ad
vised to use Postum. Since that time I have
not had a single attack, which effect I attrib
ute entirely to Postum. I frequently recom
mend It to others who experience equally grati
fying reaults." .
"Hardly a week goes by thit I do not ad
ylsc some patient with an Irritable, acid atom*
ach and nervous heart to stop at once III*
use of all coffee nn<) take up the use of Pns
tum, and always with good results.”
"I am satisfied that coffee Is responsible
In a great degree for the premature break
down of our active men and women. They
suffer from caffeine poisoning. Of tbs
truth of this there Is not the shadow
of a doubt. Our common sense tells
us that the dally swallowing of caffeine
—over-stimulating the heurt and brain—will
he folowed by nervous depression, and finally
by more or less disastrous results. I believe
If people In general would use Postum as a
beverage In place Of coffee and tea their men
tal and physical condition would he much
Improved."