The Augusta herald. (Augusta, Ga.) 1914-current, March 14, 1914, Home Edition, Page FOUR, Image 6

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No rommunlr.itlon will be pithilnhed lr The Herald nnleaa the nama of the wrMer la aliened to the article. v * *JI> ’the Augusta llet aid Ima a lamer city cl«* ulattoi). and .» huger total clri’ula th n than an) other Aoauala pnprv. Tlila hat I •ret i plot eii b) the Audit Co.. o( New York The Herald Ctiarauteea Adverttaer it* |**i tent, more Home Carrlei t!|ty C|r vitiation in Augufttu than la given hy any other Augu»tu paper. Thla guarairee will he written in eviary contra* t and Tht Herald wi I he tendy and willing at all tltnea to give full (ircean to Ita records to all adver tiser* who with to teat tlie accuracy of thla guarantee In r"nipirlaon with the dahlia of other Augua a Newapapera. THE WEATHER Augusta and Vicinity tonight and Sunday, lifting tem perature. South Carolina and Georgia. *■' ir Ui:ilglu Mini Sunday; rising tern pet a lure. Comparator Data. M.n-li 14th, 15>14. H gheat temper. turn record. b 5 In 1911. I«nweat temperature rornrd, 30 In 1*96. lam rat tlila nminlnn, 35. Precipitation > mtt*nl*»y, .0; normal, f>.l«. E. M RMIQII. lam'ml Foreoaaier. THE EFFECTS OF FREE WOOL. We inn all r»n ember the desperate effort* made by the woolen manufac turers. in conjunction with representa tive* of certiiln Male* where sheep raising I* engaged In, reKHrillc** of profit, to pre\ent the revialon of the woolen schedule Aiiverti«ement* ap peared all o\er the country declaring that free wool meant the (lestruction of the whole htiainr**. The New York World quote* from mi adilreaa hy Hcri ator Smoot, of I’tali, mmle lu*t July, In which he aald: "Woolen and w or*teil mill* nre now produclnit only ahoitt ho per cent of their capacity, which will lie further reduced w lien thl* hill become* h law. Foreign Manufacturer*. according to truatworthy report*. lia\e taken or der* In lliia country for vaat quantities of woolin Rood* to tic delivered when thl* hill take* effect " President Wood of the American American Woolen t'onipnn.v. now re port* to the atockholdera. "Nothing la an prejudicial to business a* politi cal agitation and uncertalni >. and we regard it a* a areal Rain that wc have arrived at a new starting place. The tariff I* now nettled and wc are fully prepared to do bualneaa under the con dition* with I It propone*" The tax on wool added nothing to the sheep raiaing Induair' It added greatly to the owl of raw material* of the woolen n anufacturera Wool la r.ow free, and the manufacturer* have n protective tariff that may well suf fice them. It i* the fond delusion of *om* of the protection!*!* that there la going to lip no reduction in the cost of woolen clothing In thl* country If the price 1* lo he a* high under the new sched ule a* under the old, w hat benefit waa there hi the tariff? There will he a reduction hy the do mestic manufacturer*, clae there will he a Urge inereu*' In the amount of woolen* Imported. If the American manufacturer* retain control of the American market, they can only do It hy producing better cloth at a lower pri c. DR. ELIOT IN ERROR. A few month* ago the country was informed by certain diwUngui*hed fi nancier* that a panic la, after all, only a atate of mind and can he checked or accelerated a* the public mind become* calm or inflamed Dr. Charles W. Eliot. of Harvard, w iahea to apply tin* theory to happi ness Writing in res|K>n»e to a Now England man who wanted to know why the former president of llaryard continued to oppose labor unions, Dr. Eliot aaya: “I cannot agree with you that the trade* union* have brought happiness to any workingmen Higher wages, ahortened hours, better clothes and more meat do not necessarily contrib ute to genuine happiness any more th:;n the luxuries of the rich do. Hap piness and content are state* of mind." Thla is not impressive. A man In a contented state of mind can find happiness without an automobile or a trip to Europe, although he might en joy and profit by both. Hut a laboring iran cannot he happy If he works IS hours a day, or If hia wages are inauff ficlent to buy nourishing food for him self and hi* family. 4j i. Eliot’* mind is consumed with hla theory that tha problem of capita) and labor can !»*• aol\ed by profit-shar ing. but when he contends that tha la- I .or unions should disband, he don* not seem to see that hn proposea to leave with lha employers the |Hiwer to de termine not only how* the profits shall Imdlvlded, If at all, but many other \esatlou* cjueat lons, which, gem rally speaking, are solved satisfactorily through collective bargaining The broad statement that labor un ions have not brought happiness to any working tmn, e\cn though It Is apparently conceded that they have brought to many shorter working hours, higher wages, better clothes and food, resembles more the words of a thoughtless plutocrat llihii Hie ac compllsbed scholar who for so long presided over the dnstinlea of Harvard. Dr. Eliot's heart Is in the right place, hut we fear that he does not under stand the working men of the country* and we arc certain that he does not understand trades unions either their merits or defects. ' COL. INGERSOILL ON ALCOHOL Impressed Jury by Sweeping Con demnation of Liquor. Oil. Ing«*ratll. In addressing a Jury trying a case involving the* manufacture of alcohol, described this arch enemy of the human race thus effectively I am aware that there is preju dice against any man c-ngaged In the maruifac lure of alcohol I be lieve that from the* time It Issues from the rolled and poisonous Worm in the distillery' until it empties into the hell of death, dis honor and crime, it demoralizes everything that touc hes It from Its source to Its end. I do not l»ellc\e that anyone can contemplate tha object without prejudice against Ih** licjunr crime. All we have to d<», gentlemen, Is to think of tha wrec ks on their bank of the stream of death, of the sulddes. of Hie In sanity, Of the poverty, of the ignor ance, of the destitution, of the lit tle* children tugging at the faded and withered breasts of weeping and despairing mothers, of wives asking for bread, of men of genius It has wrecked, the men struggling with Imaginary serpents I believe every thoughtful man Is prejudiced against this Infernal stuff that is called alcohol "Intemperance cuts down youth in Its vtgcir. manhood in Its strength and age* In Its weakness. II breaks the father's heart, be reaves the doting mother, extin guishes natural affections, erases conjugal IcAe blots out filial at tachments, blights parental hope brings down mourning age In sor row to the grave. It produces weakness, not strength; sickness, not health, death, not Ufa. It makes wives widows, children orphans, fathers fiends and all of them paupers and beggars. It feeds rheumatism, nurses gout. Invites cholera. Imports pestilence and embraces Idleness, misery and crime It fills our Jails, alms houses and asylums. It engenders controversy, fosters quarrels and cherishes riots. It crowds our penitentiaries and furnishes victims for the scaffold. It is the life blood of the gambler, the element of the burglar, the prop of the highwayman and the support of the midnight incendiary It countenances the* liar, respects ».ie thief, esteems the blasphemer It violates obligation*, reverences fraud and honors Infamy. It de fames benevolence, bates love, •urns virtue and slanders inno cence. It burns up men. consumes worn rii, .tel, -tH life. curses God urnl despises heaven It suborns witnesses. nurses priJurv, ilcH (hr Jur\ ho* anil stairs the hull.lni • inline. It demode* 111.* citizen. debases (hr h ;i.■*lMt*'r. dishonors (hr states man itml ill ami.« (hr patriot. II Irian ;'.iii'ir. not honor; ter |.„r a.lt sufelv despair, not hope; ilh, t v nut hai'lilarNt . nail with Ihr malevolence of a final It .alih ,ur\rvH llh frightful deso l,u,>n nial, uneatlated with hnvor, It |MitH"ai< frllrlty. kills I'rarr. mil, morals. blights confidence, ?la'H reputation and wipes <ait aalli'hal hotair Ihrn rurse* tha world anil lalighN at tta rala. Il dn i all that and laorr It murders thr soul It la the ■>">’ of all v litanies. thr fathrr of all , rliara thr aiothrr of abomlmv ,lona, thr drvtl'a host frlrnd and Cod'H worm runny. HOTEL MEN PROTEST Springfield ItrpahlUaa There i« oar llnr of modern fake In duntr> that thr Nrw York hotel tarn have a .treed not to atand for. They arr to resist la court rlatnia for dam ages which arr suspected to he friui dulrnt or exaggerated. Moat pro prietor* have been ready to arttlr auch elatwH rather than to face the publicity of court proceedings. and haa rncouraKed systematic svvtnd 11,iK Inatancea arr know a whrre waiter* have heen Jostled deliberately ho hh to cauae them to spill soup or gravy on a man's coat or a woman'a dreaa A coiaparlHon of notea ahowed that one woman visited five different hotel* on successive evenings and 111 t'ane managed to knock the waiters elbow aa hr v aa leaning over her table arr ing front ( tioat of aravy. raws arc known where amlna were Increased ao that more damages could he de inandrd It la even claimed that wo men permitted the traiaa of their even ing drcaaca to he caught la revolving door a an that they mlKht ’'aiiHk - ’ thr hotrl people. Thcar things begat sus plcloa. and now realatance la to tie applied fare will nerd to hr exer cised of roarer, lest honest folks hr claused with the dishonest. A QUESTION OF VALUES Haltimore Evening Sun Wouldn't It have been heller to lei the militant sufrrugette who alaahed thr Kokehy ”Vrnus" eliminatr herself hy refußlnß to rat than to lose a work of art like that" The Venus la worth IfiOO.OOO in ct>ld cash plus uncountable millions In Inspiration. The woman la worth what* Vt most, minus noth in*. At worst her value can only he estimated in terms of destruction How I Made My First Dollar. While In my freshman year at Harvard (I was three years old 1 1 saw the president struggling with « translation front the Syriac of a work on cryptography Notcmg that he was In doubt as to certain Idioms. 1 translated them for him. and he af terward sent nte a dollar bill in token oT my sen ice. Wll-I.IK d. The Manicure Lady (By William F. K'rk.) ’ I've been rrailins a conllnurd story In i.re of the evening newspapers," slid thr Manicure latiiy. "and It is a kind of uurer layout, the plot of It i,„d till, Il tells about a strniiK. man ly young gen! nlaiul six fret lull who wins the line of a fair young society girl by acting like a cave man. Grume, what In a div** man?" "I rcnicmlMT rcadng something about rave men In my school la»«»ks," h*1»1 lb** 11 *a *1 Harbcr. *'lf I remember right, they wmk tho flral human he lug* and llvf*d it mighty long tin e ngi>. They umh bigger than thn men now, and more like Mg gorilla*. They tiiid hair all over their bog bohha ami live*! In caves. Thai la all I know about them, except that when it come to a rough houat* fight they muat have he*-n regular alaahera.’* “Dear me!” ftxclulmftd the Manicure Lail.v, "1 don't ree how no young so ciety lady could fall for that kind of a gent. I ain’t no society queen my self but goodness knows, George. I wouldn't marry no g**nt and do light housekeeping In a cave. A flat is had enough, hut a cave never! •This story didn't say, though, that the hero was exactly a cave man—lt hh id he us< d cave -man methods. I suppose It meant that he was kind of fougli and harsh to her, and maybe lie beat her up a little.” "He wouldn’t have to be no cave man to do that, if we can believe the papers at all,” declared the Head Bar ber. ‘‘There are plenty'of gents mov ing In our best circles that have bean ac« used of heating up their wivea.” "It said in this story that all women love to be mastered by some ruder, stronger being than the women them selves. Hornet lines I believe that Is so because I have often had the feeling when some great big powerful man went out of here that I would be will ing to be Ids wife if he had a good bankroll with which to maintain me proper, even If lie did give me a good shaking when I wouldn't mind. Good ness knows, 1 would rather have a husband like that than some of the little flat chested dudles that mime In here Just before the matinee to get polished up to a perfect pink. I wouldn't care a rap for a husband that I could slam across the room, and I am afraid If I should marry that kind of n husband he would be going across the room most of the time. "But the Ideal kind of a man, I think, fur a husband fur a emotional yet gi n lle child like me. Is a husband who could lie as rough ns Sandy Ferguson If hn had to lie, but who could also hi: as gentle as a little trained nurso and that is the way I would want him to ho most of the time, because my girlish nature does not lean none toward warfare. M.v father Is the kind of a man I mean big and powerful enough to always he the skipper of Ills own house, hilt as gentle as a kitten most of the time, especially when ho hnH been out with a few of the old Koinum trying Ills lies! to get all the high proof stuff off the market for ever. No matter how lit dear <>ld dad Is. he always totes llhat beaming smile around on Ills map, and he hua always lic-n so good to mother that she fulrly worships him. "There ain't many men left like tha; now. George, nl least among the young stock. The young men now hsve the nmscles of children, and the disposi tions of cave men. Instead of tho muscles of cave men and the disposi tions of children. Hero conies one of them to get his nails did now.” More Truth Than Poetry WINTER'S WENT AND SPRING HAS COME. I do not see why you Should want to go away, There's such nice things to do Now Spring has come to stay. Magazine Poet. I.lke ploughing through the snows And slipping on the sleet, And blowing of your nose And freezing of your feet. O, Learned Judge. Justice Davis has suspended a seven and a half year sentence on condition the offender doesn't drink In other words. If he doesn't get In front of the lairs he won't get behind them. The Scientific Explanation. Paris dentists extract teeth to music. The music, of course, first sets the teeth on edge, after which they me readily removed. Harping on the Income Tax. Nobody Is trying to waive Immun ity. They Hitch Horse* to Congressmen. "The onl> people of any standing In Washington." snvs Merman Metz, "are farmers and workingmen." Don’t for get David Lamar, Herman Invoke the Sherman Law. The Investigation of the fights held under the boxing bill is sun- to turn up a lot of gentlemen's agreements between principals In the contests. Those Ksliedotcopic Cocoa. Hy M J. Could you be true to hulr of blue If you gazed upon hair of green? Or If a head of Turkey red Enraptured you with Its sheen? Would you dare wink (f locks of pink Came Jauntily dancing by? I'd like to know a day or so Before 1 buy my dye! She Knew Her Right*. •'Yes. grandma." murmured the little girl drowisly. "I'll be n good girl and let you rock me to sleep, but you got to wake me up when mamma comes so she can rock me to sleep regular.” Following a Great Precedent. On the American side of the border Mr Castillo Is also keeping up a steady watchful waiting. A First Class Risk. Mr. Charles \\ Morse has gone to Europe Probably to avoid life Insur ance solicitors It'll Go Up Anyway. The Ice True! now figures that the thicker ice requires more men to han dle it. and therefore the product ought to bring a better price next sunnier. AM Going Out and Nothing Coming In. We begin to understand now why all the life Insurance companies have withdrawn from Mexico. THE AUGUSTA HERALD. AUGUSTA. GA. Why Not Commission Government For the Good City of Augusta ? R.due.d tax rata,! Bu,in,aa government, managed in buameaa faahion! Employes choaan for officioney rathor than for thoir ability to poll wards! An awakanad civic conscience and civic spirit! Those ara just a few advantage, tha mors than three hundred cities that have adopted commission government have got out of tho new rulo. Without exception tha metaages from the eitiea that have tha re form tell how commission govern ment haa brought efficiency out of inefficiency; how it haa aroused a new interest on tha part of tho citizens in their municipal govern ment. Tha testimonials of tome of these commission government cit ies aro hare given: Brought Economy, Efficiency, and Di rectness to Fort Smith, Ark. The plan us the commission form of government Ik very simple and eagerly Nought after by cities, great and amall. that find their affalra badly Involved and handled In a bungling way hy old fashioned ward heelers and grafters. In a few words, the ronimiaaloQ plan means economy, efficiency and direct ness. it la economical liecauae a.vKtemallc huslnes principles are applied to the conduct of purely business matters. There la no occasion for politics In the business of running a city because It constats of buying supplies, building streets, sewers, water works, parks and public buildings. In all of which expert knowledge la needed. It Is efficient because the officers are elected for their special fitness for (he specific positions they are to fill This Is an age for experts In every line and we need expert city builders just as we do experts In surgery. What does it signify If a man can control ten thousand votes and does not know tha proper mix of cement or has no artistic sense of civic beauty? Directness because nny citizen can at any time treat directly with the of ficer Who Is directly responsible for the matter In hand, and the officer cannot say: "Thla matter will be re ferred to such and such ft committee for investigation." lie must act at once. . .. If an officer is inefficient and dis honest he can he held to acolint at on: e and if necessary, removed. The same quality of men will be better officers as commissioners than as eouncilnien. because they and they alone are per sonally responsible for their short comings and In addition are under THE ART OF FINDING A HUSBAND (By Constance Clarke.) “I have the funniest feeling tha* wf'vp lost our way." •'But wo haven't," said Dick, rens suiinglv, as he peered anxiously into the six cylinders of his new racer ••Well, why tell me so"" I gpwnbled. “I think It would be quite thrilling and romantic.” ”1 can easily lose my way if you in sist, but It's simpler not to. As it is. were far enough from luiywliere to have it appear Just as romantic as you like" And Dick's hand closed over mine in ft way that led me to believe that he was altogether right. “Well, If nothing's the matter, let s go on. if you really won't pretend we're lost." , _ "1 am lost. Peggy, absolutely lost. I was lost all the while I was In Eu rope, and 1 thought 1 could find my wav. but l couldn't. The cornls were the onlv things that helped out at all. 1 wondered what I might to say. I thought Idea bad finished thinking thing* about me. *Tr had 1 changed. AI any rate, he never tried to rule me now the way he used to before I stop pel helping him exceed the speed limit. We usd to be such pals, but 1 bale to have a mvan decide things for me without ever giving me ft chance, and to tell the truth. Dick as a pos sible lover sugeated all sorts of un dreamed of excitement. "Have von seen much of Marian Collins lately?” 1 ventured, attempting to change the subject. And then as he looked at me slowly, "Oh Dick, please start the engine." We were on a country road up somewhere near Tuxedo, and we had stopped passing machines ever since we had struck it. so evidently we were quite off the beaten track. And now that the time had actually arrived 1 was begtnnig to feel terribly shivery. At any rate, I had only had one pro posal ' and Dick might—Oh. I don’t know, that kissing problem always frigthtens me, and how 1 was going to help myself? Dick's lazy eyes were anything but A Man Demands Yet— A man dpmamla: That ti girl shall be perfectly unso phisticated And as Ignorant as a babe of all the evil* In the world, YET be able to take care of herself amldsT all of Its perils. That she shall be a gay little but terfly. YET possess a noble soul con cealed under her frivolity. That she shall babble Idiocies. YET be capable of being a real companion to an Intelligent man. That she shall be a fluffy ruffles, whose clothes inske other women rub ber. YET care nothing for dress, espe cially after she gets married. That her hands shall awavs be nice and pink, and white, and soft, and squeezable, YET that she shall be handy with the cook stove and the dish washing That she shall fall in love with him at flr.t sight. Y'ET not be too easily won. and give him a run for his mon ey before she finally accepts him. That she shall be fire to him, YET Ice and snow to all the balance of the world. A man demands of his wife: That she shall be perfectly devoted to him, BUT that she shall never make her love a burden to him. That she shall live only in his pres ence. lti'T that she shall not resent his absence. That she will be a clinging vine. BUT that she will only festoon herself about him at such times and seasons as it is agreeable for him to act the heavy bond for the faithful perform arc •• i.t i lu-ir duty The commission combining the leg islative and executive can pass ordi nances governing the affairs of the city, and aa they refuse to pass needed ordinances the citlxen* themselves can pass them. The commission cannot give away valuable franchises These are voted on hy the cltlxena at large. As to tha practical worklncs of our commissioner*, they reduced during their second month in office the over head office expense an amount equal ling the total of their salaries They, together with county Judge, saved the district 1-4 trillion dollars on the city hall and courthouse, The commission, on account of Ita expert knowledge and by devoting at tention to the matter, solved In the simplest way a problem in sewage which has been a subject of great con cern and heated discussion for ten years. All contracts are most carefully ne gotiated and every cent Is paid out un der closest scrutiny. In short, our affairs are conducted like those of a great corporation, the city being the sole beneficiary. The moat remarkable effect of the new plan la the revival of Interest of every man, woman and child in the affairs of the city. Every one has be come a booster because they realize that they now really have a hand In the upbuilding of their city. The commission form is the most representative form of government ever discovered. Business Government in Lexington, Ky. Hy J. E. Cassidy. Mayor. Commission government is working very satisfactorily In Lexington for the simple reason that the majority of commissioners are in good faith trying to carry out the intent of a business government. Does Away With Ward Polities in Fargo. N. D. By H. F. Emery, Mayor. I am positive that I speak for !>0 per cent of our people when I say that the commission form of government has given satisfaction In our city. Since the commission took charge we have made considerable reductions in the financing of the city and improving the condition of all departments. There seems to lie many arguments in favor of commission form of government. I have failed to find a reasonable argu ment against It. Tt does away with ward politics, an unwieldly body of al dermen and places the responsibility where it belongs. lazy Just at that moment. ' Peggy, perhaps 1 haven't a chance in the world with you, perhaps I don't deserve one, hut I'm desperate.” "Why, Dick,” I said inocently. drawing as far away from him as I could in my present surroundings, •'we're friends, why be desperate about anything?" "Don’t fence. 1 know that you can choose from a circle of men that swarm around you all the time. Why I have heard from every fellow at the club about some doctor who has been chasing around after you." I smiled Inwardly. Dick didn't know that that was all past and done with. After all It was a safe proposal com pared to this one. and even if I didn’t know what to Bay, why—Oh, if some one would only come along. “What would you do if I should kiss you?" he said suddenly. "Don't he absurd,” 1 said unore calm ly than 1 felt. "Let's try to overtake the others on the road; we can't be so very far away from them." He was standing on the running board and he leaned forward suddenly . “A bargain.” he whispered, “a kiss and we'll start See. I'll crank her and we'll be off." And in a second the engine thrilled into motion. Then l)ick came hack determinedly. "Peggy,” he whispered unsteadily, and then he lifted me out into his arum. There was no need of struggling; he forced my head back on his shoulder and I closed my eyes with a sob. 1 didn't want it to happen then. And suddenly down the road came the roar of a Klaxon and a glare of light, and 1 slipped out of Dick's arms aa Ma rian Collins called. "We thought we'd lost you for good. AVty trouble'."’ And then I was nest ling into my furs and we were flying along the road again as if nothing had happened. But I was simply bewild ered at myself. Do you know why? Because ns 1 stole a glance at Dick's face, stern and uncompromising. I was glad that it wasn't all over. What if I should be going to fall in love with Dick ? part of the noble oak. That she will be a good yoke mate, ami pull her half of the domestic load, BUT that while so doing she will pre sent the appearance of a gay little so ciety butterfly. That she will he an Intelligent hu man being. HUT always defer to Ills opinion, and ucoopt his point of view on every subject. That she will be of a true and loyal nature. BUT perfectly willing to give up even the mother who bore her If he doesn't happen to fancy his moth er-in-law. That she will be a model of all the cardinal virtues, BUT possess enough deviltry to always keep a man Inter ested, and guessing. That she will listen with rapt Inter est to any thing he chooses to tell her about his affairs, HUT that she will never have curiosity enough to ask him any questions. That she will be ns well dressed as other men's wives, BUT spend no mon ey on clothes. That she will set a good table, BUT run up no grocery or butcher's bills. That she will be a good cook, BUT never smell of the kitchen. That she shall have enough sense of humor to laugh when he makes fun of her peculiarities. BUT not enough to perceive his eccentricities. In a word, men demand that woman should be a fool, a sage, a lover, a prude a fashion plate, an economist, a cook, a lady, a parlor ornament and a kitchen utensil. That is the reason so few men are satisfied with their wives. YYe can expect Mr. McOraw to erect a big sign over the Polo Grounds reading PURVEYORS OF BASEBALL To Hi* Majesty, George V. Nothing Looks as Cheap as a Cheap Hat. Some men chink be cause the name is hidden it makes no difference what price is paid. A cheap hat on a man's head is its own advertisement. Cheap hats are all right in their place, but their place is not on the head of the man who wants to appear well. Such a man will not be content with less than a Dorr Hat. $3.00 $3.50 $5.00 DORR Good Tastc Apparel IT MIGHT BE WORSE. Mr. Becker says that it w'as terri ble for a man "found to be Innocent" to watch twelve men on their way 'o the death chamber. Without com menting on the “found to be Inno cent” section of this observation, we merely remark that this spectacle was not as hard on Mr. Becker as on the young men who had no chance for a new trial. NO CONDESCENDING ABOUT IT, EITHER. The king, it is said, found McGraw most approachable and democratic. I V 11TB STREET ft / ‘ UNIVERSITY PLAGE | <©ne Block Weet of Broadway NEW YORK CITY I JCloib to Wholesale and Retail } vry tiooda Districts, Railroad and B . steamship Linas. ■ MODFRV fcBSOH TELT FIREPROOF I SOO Rooms (200 with Bath) ■ RATES *I.OO PER DAY UP Extclltnt Restaurant and Cafa. Moderate Prices. I ft Bead for free lllaetratedGntdeaß* ft ft Map of Hew TetkCltr. Relieves CATARRH of fibMTAL [ CAPSULES, UncK Wfattemore's Jl Shoe Polishes FINEST QUALITY LARCEST VARIETY "CUT EDGE." the only ladies shoe dressing that positively contains Oil. Blacks and Polishes ladies’ and children's hoots and shoes, shines wilhoul rob bing, Wc. "FRENCH GLOSS." 10c. "ST4R" combination for cleaning and polishing all kinds of russet or tar, shoes. 10c. "D4NDY" size, '2sc. "Illicit WHITE" (ill liquid form with sponge :qulck ty cleans mid whiten* dirtv canvas shoes. 10c. A'JSc. "B4BY ELITE" combination for gentlemen who take pride in having their shoes look Al. Restore! color and lustre to all black shoes. Polish with a brush or cloth, 10 cents. "ELITE" size, 85 cents. Ifreur dealer does not keep the kind von want, send ns the price in stamps (or full slxe package, charges riant. WHITTEMORE BROS. A CO., 20-2 S Albany Straat, Cambridge, Mass. Tht Oldest and largest Manufacturers of Shoe fhthshes in the World, Trusted more than a quarter of a niilion times by the people of this city in filling their proscrip tions. Snoli a record we are naturally proud of. We arc prepared to serve von even better, adhering strictly to the principle that has made our business, namely—good goods and honest, conscientious prices. L. A. GARDELLE CONTRACTORS All kinds of Pumps, Pipes and Fittings. Contractors’ and Building Castings, Machinery and Materials, Steel Beams, Girders, House Front Columns, Lintels and Plates, Engines, Hoisting Rigs. Rope and Chain Blocks, AVi re Rope, Boilers for Heating Buildings, Window Weights, etc., etc. Lombard Foundry,Machine & Boiier Works & Supply Store Capacity for 300 hands. Augusta, Ga. SATURDAY. MARCH 14. Herald FEBRUARY CIRCULATION DAILY ANO SUNDAY HERALD. Th, circulation of th. Dally and Sun. day H,rxid for th, month of Fooruory, I*l4, wa, a, follows: F>b. 1 ....lASIS I FVb, 15 •... 10. MC Fsb. 2 ~., t 0.442 | Feb. I« ....10.JJT Feb. 3 ....10,606 y-sh. 17 .... 111, 2*4 Fsh. 4 .... 10.744 ] Hab. II ....U>,l»l Fob. 5 ...,10.330 ( Feh. 16 ....10,41* Feb. 6 ....10,386 | Fob. 20 ....10.414 Fell. 7 ....10.93* Feh. 21 ....11,148 Feh. 8 ....10,270 Feb. 32 ....10,3*0 Fell. 9 ....10.850 Feb. 23 ....10.819 Ft 11. 10 ....10,353 Feb. 34 ~..J0 217 Feh, II ....10,341 Feb. 25 ....10.284 Feb. 12 ....10,347 Feb. 24 ....10,284 Feh. 13 ....10,322 I Feb. 27 ....10,292 Feb. 14 ....10,888 Feb. 29 ....10.982 TOTAL FEBRUARY 705.6*1 DAILY AVERAGE 10.488 Th, Augusta Herald, Dally and Sun day, ha, * circulation In Augusta ap proximately twice »e large ae met of any other Augusta newepaper. Adver. tlsers and agencies Invited to test the accuracy of these figure. In comparison with the claims of any other Augusta newspaper. Blank Books Loose Leaf Ledger Office Supplies filing Devices Transfer Cases Richards Stationery Company tho BLADDER (and all Discharges in 24HOURS Each capaule bears the Z' N fietrarr of (MIDY counterfeits . y y Sold hr all drngriitß. A SURE CURE T gs w ■ jW m -4if «^.- \§®§j KB >4^jiM^H^mh||B|£-^ Our patients have no relapses YVhen we pronounce a case cured there is not a particle of Infection or Inflammation remaining. and there isn't the slightest danger that tha ailment will return In its orig inal form or work its way Into the general system. Soma ailments are less serious than others, but none are too trivial to warrant uncertain methods of treatment. We solicit cases that other doctors have been unable to satisfy. RHEUMATISM in ell its forms Is permanently cured by our system es treatment. ECZEMA, Pimples, Kryslpedas or arty eruptive disease of the skin promptly cured by us. BLADDER AND KIDNEY TROU BLES, under our system of treat ment show signs of Improvement at once. Consultation and Examination Free Call or write. Hours, 9 a. m. to 7 p. m. Sundays, 9 a. m. to 1 p. m. Drs. Groover & Register 504-5-6-7 Oyer Bldg. Take Elevator. Auguata, Ga. WALL PAPER Mattings, Shades. Pictures T. G. 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