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For the 70 Days Spent at Sea By 7he
World Girdling Ball Flayers , All
Were Sea Sick and None Were
Sea Sick. Ananias , Come Out!
New York. J<fhn McOraw, .if this
•*ll y. well-Uuown a „ u globe trot tor.
relumed I rum ht* reccnl taunt
through foreign lands with this little
etorj':
"While In Australia we took dinner
one day at a hotel where they had
negro waltara The darkey who aery-
CONSTIPATION MAY
CAUSE APPENDICITIS
It Pay a to Be Watchful and Careful.
Dodaon'a Liver Tone le Recom
mended and Guaranteed.
In a number of cane* It han aenaiea
that appendicitis haa reaulted from
chtonlc constipation Hence It Is
well to be careful and keep the sys
tem In as good worklnß order as
possible, foi ii ou never sutler from
constipation you are likely to lesseii
your llahlllt\ to other complications
and troubles
But that does not mean that It Is
wise for you to use calomel, a |iolaon
that stays In the system and often
leave* had effects behind It even
after you may have appeared to be
benefited temi orarlly Aa a matter
of fact, calomel in etc reed I tut I y dan
Remits to many people, perhaps to
' Si I in Jtlnt as well not to
lake chances.
for ronrtlpntton biliousness, liver
< imp ,iint, sick headache, etc , Dod
son's l.lver Tone Is guaranteed by
Jniir druggist. who will cheerfully re
lund pun-bane price (f.Oc) Instantly to
j m in the event that It falls to Rive
complete sat Isf act bin.
Dodson's Liver Tone Is a vegetable
lambi, terTeetlj harmless, easy to
take snd highly effective without
lisin, ache orfgripe and leaving no
had after effects It assists nature
builds you up Instead of weak
ening you. Ho many people have
her n immensely benefited by this
I oi remedy that It's worth your
Is l I In;: Into h! once. Make no mls
t; -I -ask for Dodson's Liver Tone
'ESTHER OF
SCHOOL GIRL
Telia How Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound Re
stored Her Daugh
ter’s Health.
Plover. lowa. —"From a iimall child
Hi) 13 year old daughter had female
_ mm weakness. I a|x>ko
vßslaHß to three doctor*
,l * >ou, it and they did
/'*s w*Mr I-ydia K. Pink ham's
i r~~ Vegetable Com
+? MtUn P* )Un d bad l>een of
■L. —-flllil great benefit to me,
\C3S3WI *° * de< - ided to have
'A her give it a trial.
V' \» Sf* She has taken five
•I' W,’. 4/ fl bottles of the Vege
■ ■ - " table Comjwino ac
cording to directions on the bottle and
she is cuiyd of this trouble. She wns
all run down when she started taking
the Compound and her periods did not
come right She was so jioorly and
Weak that 1 often had to help her dress
herself, but now she is regular and is
E owing strong and healthy. ” Mrs.
ax TIN Helvig, Plover, lowa.
Hundreds of such letters expressing
gratitude for the good Lydia fe. Pink
hain’s Vegetable Compound has accom
plished are constantly being received,
proving the reliability of this grand old
remedy.
If you are ill do not drag along and
continue to suffer day in and day out hut
at once take Lydia E. l*inkham’s Vege
table Comjiound. a woman's remedy for
woman’s ills.
If you want special advice write to
Lydia 1. Plnkhant Medicine Co. (ronfl*
dentist) Lynn, Mass, four letter will
l»e opened, read and answered by a
woman and held lx strict confidence.
ir A As refreshing as a morning dip.
Takes the kinks out of your brain
IN ICED BOTTLES
ANYWHERE DC
Bottled by CHLRO-COLA BOTTLING CO.
AUGUSTA, GA.
"d our fable seemed g bit new at the
i work- and hJsii a big flustered. I or
'dated thick vegetable soup. He
brought If. and was Just on the point
of lowering It from the tray to the
table when his nerves overcame him.
he tilted the piste gad the soup land
ed on the shoulder of a nice new coat
I was wearing
"The darkey immediately began
mopping up nt soup-smeared shoul
der with s napkin and after he hail
removed a certain portion of tLtr ad
hering vegetables, he stooped down
and whispered to me:
" 'Daa a'rlght Mlatah McOraw
Don't you worry, Hah. I'll bring you
some mo' aoup. We's got a lot of It
heat).'"
"far be it from me to say that folks
in the Orient. Australian and Kurope
don't bathe." remarked Trla Speaker.
Boston outTlelder, snd another touring
person, "but I will say they don t
lathe as often ns we do that's a
cinch We lingered nt the best ho
tels In the places we visited, yet tn
only a few of them were any of the
rooma equliipei with private baths.
On each floor uftheae hotels there
was a public bathroom, but when
this room had to serve the bathing
deslrcH of all the persons located on
that floor numbers ranging from 2U
to 50 you might Imagine (he wild
scramble that used to take place for
the bathing privilege.
"Mime persons who visited these
hotels object to bathing In a juhllc
tub and an the hotel manager tisos
them up with a bucket of hot water,
which they use In their rooma airing
themselves a sponge bsth.”
Fred Merkle. of the Giants, known
as "The Man With the Ivory Dome,
nnd who alao was In the party, tells
this story on himself;
"Just ns our boat wag about to aall
Well Well Are the Giants
Going to Cop the Flag For
1914 ? And Make It 4
Times in a Row , Too ?
It looks Just now a* If the New York
(Usuis will grab oft the I hit poa
iisnt In the Nstlonal league, thereby
turning tue trick that no team lh
mo lei ii hoHoball lish been able to
turn winning a pennant lour times
in a tow.
The Chillies, looked upon as being
able UP give the (Hants a real light
,11 the way to the wire, have been
shot to pieces by the Invading F«d
etais With Seaton and Brennan uow
pt-rtorming in Federal uniforms, tne
Chillies' pitching strength is Ht least
;t;t per cent a eaker than It was at the
close of the HI 13 season.
The action of Second Baseman
Knahe and Shortstop I lonian In gjing
over to the Federuls has w recked the
Inner breastworks of the Phillies and
Manager llooin has no one among
his recruits that looks able enough to
Jump Into the vacated hoots and per
lorm In real style.
The Cubs are not looked upon t*J
furnish any real trouble tins season
The Cubs in the old days slacked up
as one of the best aggregations in
baseball history Km the going o(
Tinker, Chance, Evers lirown, Ituelil
baoh and a few of the other stars
has reduced the outTlt to little more
than a seiond division organization
Pirates and Braves,
Pittsburg, and possibly he Boston
Braves, are the ©nly teams that loom
up Just now us strong enough to
heckle the (Bants The Pirates seem
■to have been greatly strengthened
In the inlltdd by the trade with the
CardlnalH. hut the showing of the
club depends unite a lot on what toe
pnehers will no. If the hurlers can
strike a steady stride at the start ot
the season aiid kept It up, Wagner,
Vlox, Mowrv et al. may be counted
ti|Hin to do their share In the uplift
work.
The Braves are a problem The ae
iiulsitlon of Kvera has stu-ngtheuod
tihe team materially and on paper
thev look like one of the very best
little aggregations that has worn a
Boston uniform since l»t's wife took
another squint and was transformeo
Into a hag of salt But what will they
look like and what will they do when
they begtn cavorting on the greens
next month?
The Very Best.
The (Hants' i Itching staff stree up
ns the very best in the league, Math
ewson, Marquard, Ihunaree and Tea
lean constitute a quartet that seem
to have enough skill nd power to grab
Our lino of low
show for ladies,
gents and children
is now complete.
Gome in before
buying your Spring
Shore.
COOK-McKIE
SHOE CO.
Phone 484.
970 Broad St.
from Japan for Australia, and moat
of ua were In our bunks, a commo
tion was beard outside I’retty soon
some Japanese officers began Ham
mering on the door of my room. •
naked them what they wanted, and In
broken Kngllsh they told me tb«v bad
been told I bud taken a billiard bail
away with me and that they wanted
It bark that the ship couldn't sll un
til I did turn It over
"I couldn't figure out what they
were driving at, and finally referred
them to .McOraw He was puszlod at
first nnd t en the Joke dawned on him
and he finally pacified the .lap offl
vers and the ship sailed sway.”
"But where'a the Joke?" aaked a
young reporter person who had horn
ed hi- way In on Merkle'a recital.
Merkle gave the youth the up and
down n couple of times and then, as
he started to walk away, said: :
"Find It."
Jimmy f'allahan. manager of the
White Sox, took his nine year old son.
Dan, along on the world's tour to act
as mascot, and got. himself severely
criticised thereby
I'Htinj, serving as mascot, of course,
wore a tiny uniform, bustled bats
back nnd forth fur the benefit of the
players, snd during the prastlce ses
sions often donned .1 big mitt and
"warmed-up" some of the pitchers.
“Horrible quite horrible, remark
ed some itr'Hahcra. when they saw
the diminutive Danny lalmrlng like a
regular hall player. "The very Idea
of setting even the little children to
work at the game so early. Why the
child ought to ho In school The
H'Americans ought to he h'ashamed
of themselves and the father of the
child h'oughf to ave a 'horsewhipping
for makln’ the child work, ho ’e 'ad.”
While on the subject of world tour
ing vine might point out that start
ling fact that during the tour that
embraced something like 70 days on
the water every one of the tourists
was sea-sick and nod one of them
was sea sink. And there you are.
Everyone who was approached on
t! e sublect ' Were you Hea-slck?” Im
mediately assured the anxious ques
tioners that "I wasn't hut everybody
else was. f was the only one In the
whole party who didn't get sea-sick
at one time or another during the
trip.'
Ananias where art thou?
off about 70 per cent of their games.
In addition to this quartet the New
Yorkers have a few new (lingers who
may breeze along at a winning gait—
an i who may not. At any rate,
they'll gei chance to show their
wan s during the summer, and IT they
succeed In annexing at least half of
their games and the "Big Four" show
up to standard the (Hants ought to
romp home with an average around
.6n» — a mighty husky one for the
other contenders to shoot at.
Stronger Infield.
The nraves. with the addition of
Evers, seem to have a stronger In
field than the lilants, who have been
weakened by the loss of “Tilly Sha
fer." the temperamental third basing
person wno announced that he was
through with the game because the
game worried him so that It created
silver threads among the gold ” But
the Braves' pitching staff on past per
formances. seems inferior to the
(Hants. Tyler stacks up as the Braves'
best bet in the hurling line, with Per
due n dose second. Hess, Hickson
and .(nines are good pitchers. Per
haps they’ll show something start
ling (his year And perhaps a few ol
the new Brave recruits will uncork
some flinging stunts that will win
them places near the top of the list,
if these little possibilities happen, the
Braves will have a look-in
Brooklyn?
As previously stated, Brooklyn
might cause a little trouble with fre
quent spurts during the season, hut
It's quite unlikely that they'll soare
mi. body with pennant ambitions.
Wilbert Hohlnson. the new manager,
fell bell- to a npglity good outfit, but
It Isn't develope* enough to warrant
any pennant possibility predictions.
PharloH Lincoln Herzog, alter giv
ing his crowd of Cincinnati Beds a
close scrutiny has not rushed up to
any newspaper person and clelm<>d
the .pennant. Which vindicates those
who often have slated that Churles
Lincoln wa* a rather brainy person.
Miller Huggins, who Is serving tune
as manager of the Cardinals, lots
hopes that his team will emerge from
the cellar and make things exciting tor
tlu> persons occupying the ground
floor and upstairs rooms tn the Na
tional League But Miller ulwavs was
a hopeful fellow, and his motto al
ways hs been:
■'Where there's life ——"
Atlanta Athletic Club
Is Destroyed By Flames
$75,000 Damage with $46,000
Insurance. To Be Rebuilt
at Once.
Atlanta, Ga.— The Kant Igike
t'ouutrv clubhouse of tin* Atlanta Ath
lotto club was totally destroyed whoa
a fit** started in the kitchen trout ile
teotire (virtue.
The fire was first discovered at
10:4a last night by K. tl. Matthews,
vvlto ts uiauaMer ot the Country
tiona** Hi U:;!0 o'clock the building
was a total loss, the chemical lire ex
tinguishers tailing to work
The loss will reach f 75,000.
The clubhouse was erected In 1905.
1 atul wus practically new. The con
| atructlon alone of the bouse eost st;>-
000. On the club's books the Tur
! ulshlugs .u e valued m $ i s, title in
surance was earned so the extent oi
$40,1*00, leaving a dead loss of fullv
$25,000
Matthews was In the act of closing
up the clubhouae for the night when
I he thought he smelled smoke Vpon
Im estimating lie discolored that tl
was coming out of the wall behind the
Ice box In the kttchen. wnich was
fully fifteen feet from the Kitchen
flue He spread the alarm, and the
night watchmau began shooting his
revolver to awake any one of the dub
members who might have been spend
ing the night and already retire!.
The house was quickly engulfed in
flames Many people came out from
Atlanta In automobiles who were at
tracted by the flames, which could be
seen from the city.
B. K Thrasher, secretary of the
dub, stated that he believed the board
o; directors would commence the erec
tion of a new clubhouse In the coarse
of a few daya.
JEFFERY MOTOR CARS
Beliabls Auto Co.
THE AUGUSTA HERALD. AUGUSTA, GA.
Mother 1 * Friend
in Every Home
Comfort and Safety Assured Before
the Arrival of the Stork-
In thousands of American homes thees
la a bottle of Mother's Friend that has aid-
n MjuJr " "
Th<*ri In no olh«»r remedy so truly a h*!p
to nature. It relieves the pain nnd discom
fort caused by the strain on the ligaments,
makes pliant those fibres snd muscles which
nature Is expanding nnd soothes the In
flammation of breast glands.
Mother's Friend Is sn externa! remedy,
and not only hnniahes all distress in ad
vance, but assures a speedy recovery for
the mother. Thus she becomes a healthy
Woman with all her strength preserved to
thoroughly enjoy the rearing of her child.
Mother’s Friend can be had at aay drug
store at SI.OO a bottle. Write to Bradfletd
Itegiilntor Co., 22S Lamar Bldg.. Atlanta,
Ga., for their free book. Write to-day. It
Is most instructive.
Make This and Try It
for Coughs
This llonir-Jladr Remedy baa
no Kqual for Prompt
• Results.
Mix one pint of granulated sugar with
Vj pint of warm water, and stir for 2
minutes. But il‘/j ounces of Bineg (fifty
cents’ worth) in a pint laittle; then adil
the Sugar Syrup, 'lake a teaspoonful
every one. two or three hours.
This simple remedy takes hold of a
cough more quickly than anything else
you ever used, t'anally conquers an
ordinary cough inside of 24 hours.
Splendid, too, for whooping cough,
spasmodic croup and bronchitis. It
stimulates the appetite and is slightly
laxative, which helps end a cough.
This makes more and better cough
syrup than you could buy ready made
for $2.50. It keeps perfectly and tastes
pleasant.
Pinex in a most valuable concen
trated compound of Norway white pine
extract, nnd is rich in guaiacn) and
other natural pine elements which are
•o healing to the membranes. Other
preparations will not work in this plan.
Making cough syrup with Tinex and
sugar syrup (or strained honey) has
proven so popular throughout the United
States and f'anada that it is often
imitated. But the old, successful mix
ture has never been equaled.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction,
or money promptly refunded, goes with
this preparation. Your druggist hae
Tinex or will get it for you. If not,
send to The I’inex Co., l-'t. Wayne, Ind.
Skirts dry cleaned, 50c up.
Augusta French Dry Cleaning
Co., Fone 2976. W. D. T. B.
BRICK
LARGE STOCK.
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Writs for Priosa. Howard H. Stafford, Prsaldant, Augusta, Ga.
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GIBBS HEAD CATSUP
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the heater in operation, and
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plenty of hot water at any
faucet in the house.
Of this convenience for the
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lessens your labor and worry
in the every-day household
routine.
Of getting all the hot water
you need during the warm
weather and your kitchen de
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in contrast to the excessive
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