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EIGHT Society DAUGHTER GOOSE. If wll the. world was The Dansant*. And all the price* cheap; And all the home* were cabaret*, Where should we bo to sleep? I had a little husband, His hair was dappled gray, I lent him to a lady To step the latest way; She pushed him, she pulled him. She shoved him till he tired: I would not lend my husband now Whatever lady hired. Humpty Dumpty hired a hall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; But all of the Castlea and all of the Quinn* Couldn't teach Hump!) to wiggle hi* •bios. Hey diddle diddle! The drum and the fiddle Have fastened n« under a spell; The moat of u* laugh to see the sport. But wish we could do It a* well. Solomon Grundy Hesitated Monday. One-stepped Tuesday, Tangoed Wednesday, l,arne-ducked Thuraday, MaXlxpd Friday. Half-and-halfed Saturday. And as there was nothing left lo learn except La Furlana. which Isn't popular yet, Bested on Sunday. This la the end Of Solomon Grundy. W. T. Tribune. TODAY’S HEALTHOGRAM. Conserve your energies! This is ft health rule which more people might do well to consider se riously. It would be difficult to measure the amount of energy that Individuals waste dally. It lakes energy to be come angry. It lakes energy to worry over small things. It lakes energy to traverse the hundred* of needless steps some people take In carrying on their dally duties. —Mrs. Jacob Phlnliy Is In Atlanta for the opera. •—Master Dunbar Harrison la spend ing a few days In Atlanta. —Miss Ixjulse Milligan, of Augusta, Ga, the attractive guest of Mrs. G. B Walker, of SIS Cherry street, will spend the week-end with Mr*. J. .1 nnley at her country home near Wal den. Miss Milligan will b* pleasantly remembered, having visited tiere two years ago.—Macon Telegraph. THURSDAY COTERIE. Miss Alberta Oehrken was hostess at the meeting yesterday afternoon of the Thuraday Coterie when, after a fascinating game of five hundred, a pretty tea was served. The parlors were adorned with many sweet peaa and roses and the prize, a lovely carn mtaole, awarded to Mrs. Wilfred Neall Mrs Robert Hurkhaiter will enter tain the Coterla next woek. BIRTHDAY MUSICAL* GREAT BUCCEB9. One of the most pleasant social *f fulrs of several weeks and on* of the most gTat trying financial successes also, was the birthday muslcale given «t the parish house of the Church of the Atonement last night, the hoetesa es of the occasion being the Guild of Rt. Andrew-, which always entertains so delightfully. In replying to the in vitation* sent out the gueels respond ed each carrying with them the IKtls aock containing a* many pennies us they were year* old. A beautiful mu sical program waa presented and en joyed. All the participants of the program are well known favorite* with the exception of Miss Kva Car penter, whose beautiful voice wiys beard In a solo and alao In a duet with Miss Frances McCoy. Mlsa Carpen ter has a lovely voice, very sweet ann deliriously clear and beautifully train ed and while thta was her first *p penrunc* In public an a singer, thoso who heard her are moat enthusiastic In their praise, and It is safe to say that no future concert program will be complete without her, should ahe be persuaded to sing. WRIGHT-WILKINS. Mrs. Delay Jordan Wttkina of thla city and Captain N. H. Wright of Madison. Flu., were quietly married In Valdoeta. Ga., Saturday, April 26th, at t: 30 p. m. The oeremony waa performed tjy Hev. Mr. Varnadoe, In the presence <>f hia family. The bride waa attired in blue silk crepe with hat to match. Immediately after the ceremony Cap tain Wright and hta bride left for Madlaon. Fla., where they will reside for the present, Mrs. Wright baa a boat of friends hare whose good wishes follow her to her new home. •*SETT*R BABIES." Samuel H. Rinck. public librarian of Detroit, Mich., has originated a sim ple and practical plan for race con servation. Ha aatchaa each day the dames of the women In hi* town who appear on the roster of newly-made mothers. He then malla to these Hats of the magaxlnes and books In the library dealing with Infant and child Ilf* and Its Improvement. Hta report ts that the movement baa become one of the distinct features of the Detroit public library. So favorably does I lie American Library Association regard the plan that H* general application will be mad* on* of tho aubjecta of discussion at the association's annual convention in Washington. May 36-30. Mr. Rinck * experience suggest* that librarians throughout the United Ktatea can find n fruitful field of en deavor in popularising literature look ing toward the conservation of child life. The mothers of the race are today awake a* never before to the possi bilities of strengthening the vitality of th* child and guarding It against con tcdtlou* and preventable diseases by following th* elemental rules of sci ence. Their Intelligent alertness la seen In their constant attendance on women's clubs and their attention tu civic issue* the eubstnnee of which Is es a health or sanitary nature. IN HONOR OF MRS. CALLAWAY. Mrs. 8. B. Russell entertained her sewing club lufornially this morning In compliment to her guest, Mr* C. C, Callaway, of Atlanta Th# morn ing wag spent very delightlully and n beautiful little luncheon followed th* •swing. Mrt. John D. Kancken will go over to Florence to spend a tew da> * with Mr. and Mrs Georg* Sancken before •ailing far Europe —Friend* of Mr*. J. F. Battle, who la 111 at the City Hospital, having beep aubmlttod to aurglcai treatment Tuea day, will be delighted to learn that there I* an Improvement in her con dition. Mr. and Mr*. Howard T. free have a* their gneata Mr. Crec'a father, who | Is here Iron Kentucky. I ————— Mr. Frank Radgett I* down from Mllledgeville today with the Georgia Military College boy* who are playing the Academy boy*, and ha* as his I guest Mr. .lame* Harper. | —Mr*. W. M. Andrew* and Ml** iKlella Holllngaworth are up from Barnwell for the week end. —Mr* R. L, Clark, who la attending the opera In Atlanta, will visit In Greensboro before returning home. A BEAUTIFUL EVENT THIS EVENING. The senior claaa of the North Au- Kftata High School will preaent one of the Tennyson's Id.vla of the King to night at eight thirty when they will give "Gareth and Lynette.” An admission of Iwenty-flve cen*a will be charged, children fifteen, and the money made will bn used for the North Auguata Library. —Mrs. Jeff Thomas will visit friends In Atlanta next week —Mr*. Lillian Held Is vlaltlng Mr*. John IS. Murphoy on lower Broad Hired. PARENT TEACHERS TO HAVE SOCIABLE AT MONTE BANO SCHOOL. The Parent -Teacher* A*aoclatlon Monte Hano school will have a social evening at the Kchool when Dr. Oertel will give one of hla Intereating little talk* on the care mothers should take of their children, talking along social llneH. During the evening refresh ment* will he served. A cordial invl quality and fit in Silk Gloves More pairs of “KAYSER” Silk Gloves are sold than all others —because ’ KAYSER" Silk Cloves A-*#*- I—wear 1 —wear better, fit better anil If f hold their shape better than J n any other silk glove in tha j j Ap world. / J Took for ‘’KAYSER’’ In the hem / / ■ you will find It in the genuine. / S A guarantee ticket with every pair that (/ff-' the tips outwear the gloves. Short ’’KAYSER'’ Silk Clove* 50c to SI.M Long "KAYSER" Silk (.loves 75c to s2.o* AT ALL STORES INDIA TEA Refreshing, Sustaining, Good, Wholesome, Cheap 300 OUPE TO THE POUWD ONE TEASPOONFUL MAKES TWO CUPS. Published by th* Ormvsrs of liiUlh Ton LADIES FREE ■— - at Bijou Today and Tonight At Matinee, Today, one lady admitted free with every paid 20c Ticket. Tonight, with each paid 30e ticket? one lady admitted free. SEE HAL JOHNSON The Great Female Impersonator, starring in the Best Tabloid Show at Bijou tins season. mym Nadine AL+f Face Powder \ (In Green Boxee Only ) Make* The Complexion Beautiful Producing that soft, velvety fresh ness so much admired. Money refunded if not entirely pleased. Nadine is pure and harmless and adheres until washed off. Blends out blemishes; prevents sunburn and return of discolorations. A million delighted users endorse the delicate tint*, Flesh, Pink, Brunette, White. By Toilet Countere or Mail, 50c. National Toilet Company, Paria, Tenn. fatlon 1* extended to all parent* to be present on this occasion, —Miss Furlow Hollingsworth Is in Atlanta attending the opera. NO AVERAGE WOMAN. "There Is no average woman,” says Leonora In Maude Adams’ play, "The Legend of Leonora,” and to Barrie's sentiment Miss Adams adds: "There I* no average woman, because there is no common place woman. No two wo men are alike. Women refuse to be t-lasHllied, What lifts woman above the common place is her power to dream. The woman without dreams is the one hopeless person of us all. No matter what a woman's task may be, it may be sewing In a sweatshop, It may be washing dishes, but her dreams rescue her from the com monplace In life. They keep her from being an average woman.” For a Torpid Liver. “I have used Chamberlain's Tablets off and on for the past six years whenever my liver shows signs of be ing in a disordered condition. They have always acted quickly and given me the desired relict,'' writes Mrs F. H, Trulius, Springville, N. Y. For sale by all dealers. THE AUGUST/* HERALD, AUGUSTA, GA. SUMMER RATES Shorthand and Typewriting (3 months) : 818 50 Bookkeeping (3 months) 818 50 Scholarship 835 00 INIOHT CLASS Shorthand and Typewriting (3 months) 812 50 Bookkeeping (3 months) 812 50 Scholarship $35 00 MISS FUNK'S SCHOOL OF SHORTHAND and TYPEWRITING Harison Building. [SATURDAY SPECIALS I New York Standard Granulated SUGAR 25 t; 87c Lowest Price in History of Augusta Absolutely an unheard-of price. Only to pur chasers of SI.OO worth of Tea, Coffee, A. & P. Baking Powder, Spices or Extracts. Swift Premium Hams, *** pound *£-UC A. & P. Hams, pound 19c A.&P.FIoar A.&P. Butter lb. 33c Augusta Aerie No. 1197 FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES Will travel on a Special Train of Pullman Sleep ing Cars, Electrically Lighted, via SOUTHERN RAILWAY Premier Carrier of the South. to attend SOUTHEASTERN DISTRICT CON VENTION, F. 0. E., CHARLOTTE, N. C., MAY 19-21, 1914, on following schedules: GOING Monday, May 13. Lv. Augusta 11:00 pm. Ar. Charlotte 6:00 am. Tuesday, May 19. $6.00 “rar $6.00 Tickets on sale May 17 to 21. Good returning until May 24, 1914. Members’ Railroad Pare will be paid by the Order. PULLMAN FARES Lower Berth, $2.00; Upper Berth, $1.65. In cadi direction. Apply to L. J. SCHAUL, Worthy President, for Pullman Reservations. HEADQUARTERS IN CHARLOTTE: Mecklenburg Hotel. Stonewall Hotel. For additional information, schedules of other trains, etc., communicate with: MAGRUDER DENT, Dist. Pass. Agent., 729 Broad Street. Augusta, Ga. Telephone 947. RETURNING Thursday, May 21 Lv. Charlotte 11:00 pm. Ar. Augusta . 6:00 am. Friday, May 22. Screens One ear load Screen Doors and Windows. Screen your doors and windows now before the flies have thor oughly infested your home. $1.50 screen doors, 97c $2.00 Screen Doors $1.37 $2.50 Screen Doors $1.79 $3.00 Screen Doors $2.23 60c Screen Windows 47c 50c Screen Windows 37c o’Cedar Mops $1 1 bottle Polish Free. - - Be sure to inspect our line of Water Coolers. We have all kinds. Bottles, Porcelain, Galvanized, lined; Stone Fibre. Price 99c Up Perfection Oil Stoves Perfection Blue Flame 4 burner Oil Stoves, regular price $12.50, sale price $10.75 Perfection Blue Flame 3 burner Oil Stoves, regular price $9.50, sale price $8.75 Perfection Blue Flame 2 burner Oil Stove, regular price $7.50, sale price $6.85 Yard Ejgs, Dozen 25c- \ Tomorrow, Saturday Last Day SPETH’S REDUCTION SALE For this last day—we have made still further price reduc tions in all Summer goods. Don’t Miss It L. P. SPETH BROAD STREET ' JIDAY. MAY 1. , Very special—s3.so Al uminum Percolators, while they last, $2.25 Ice Cream Freezers 4 quart Ice Cream Freezers, to go at $1.98 3 quart Ice Cream Freezers, to go at $1.75 2 quart Ice Cream Freezers, to go at $1.37 Brass Fire Sets, Fend"-' ers, Jardiniers, to go Less Than Cost Fly Swatters, swat the fly, 4c Up 15 Cent Crank Flour Sifters, now 9c $6.00 to $15.00 Lawn Mowers, go at $3.89 Up 5 Cent Stove Polish Now 3c 50 Cent Galvanized Wash Tubs, go at 29c Se 9 our Garden Hose. Fully Guaranteed. 12c Foot Great value. Ball Bearing Skated 99c