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EIGHT Trophy Displayed and Dinner Aboard Arkansas V*ra Crux—The naval gunnery tro phy presented by the City of Spokane tn IMS was received today by the bat tleship Arkansas for the work per formed by No. 3 turret last year when a world's record was established by its 12-tneh guns which fired six shots and N. r*v M* \JrJT A iSSfCUA /w" r^ fip-.*\ piMff Wi V *-W r**w n <oj (t,. 7tf “»< i\ - ■C V •»; \> 'i TCCTHIWA relief for | LU I lin A TEETHING BABIE% original prescription of Dr. C. J. Moffett., a ffradukta of JefTwwn Medical Coll«««, Philadelphia, and UMd by him lor ov«r 40 y**ra mwit auccaaa/ully for babiaa ailment*. TEETH6lMA — (Teethlntj Powders) Utnally tha p®eond inmmrr ia Ihetim® for ritra precaution to guard baby’s health and prof Tera Whim teething uauaJly on many disorder* of tha ayatein, auch as dyaentcry, diarrhoea, colic, worm*, etc., which mak® teething bard Teethina regulate* the bowala and correct* the entire hyalem. Makes teething eary for th# babe, prevents f« v« ruthnees and fretfulncaa and reli< v«*a the mother of worry, nights of anxiety and ale*pl«*an*«a, and of ten aavea the life of tha child. Bold by druggists—26r. If y ur druggist cam nt aunnlv you do not send us any money but write us >oor druggist’s name and we will s o ti.at gou are supplied. C. J. IWOFFETT MEDICINE CO., >t. tout®, Me. Guarantee Shoes More and more men are be ginning to care for the comfort and trim looks of their footwear. The new season’s oxfords reveal these features at their best. In Tan and Black we have models at $2.50, $3.00 and $3.50 which if sold by the '‘exclusive” dealer, would command $4.00 and $5.00 readily. fill “Smartness of style” and workmanship are features of our Women’s Shoes. No costume is complete-or correct unless the shoe is correct also. Smart Shoe styles are expect ed here—and the expectation never fails of realization. Our Prices are $2.50, $3.00 and $3.50 i i GUARANTEE SHOE CO. BROAD & TENTH STREETS made* six hits In 57 seconds The trophy was displayed in the war room mess and a dinner in honor of the oc casion was given at which a number of guests were present. HER INTERPRETATION. Husband -Here’s a strange verse In Isaiah: “Cense ye from man, whose breath Is In his nostrils.” Wonder what It means? Wife—l should call !t a command for wives to leave husbands who snore.— I lost on 'IY tnscript. MORNING WITH THE RECORDER A man cams up before the Judge. His visage full of gloom. He looked as If he bore a grudge Against the whole court-room. He stood before the tribunal Backed up by lawyers three— For this man was not poor at all,— (Although he soon would be) "Alia!" we cried, "we’ve got a case To write up now, for fair; A theme out of the commonplace, A morsel rich and rare. "There’s something here to write up, Sure." (We put away our Gum) "Two lawyers we have seen before, But Three ts going some!" He asked the Judge: “What Is the Charge?” Then cried the lawyers three: “Don’t worry now, 'twill not he large; We'll take a modest Fee." “We’ll leave It to the lowest bid; 'Twill be all right, old Hpo’t." (Alas, that every handsome Kid Should grow to be a Goat,) But with a frown the Judge replied: The charge against you here Is (every listener's eye was wide, His hand behind his ear, To catch the Awful Charge on which He'd hired lawyers Three For his defense, though he were rich As Andrew Carnegie) "The Charge against you," said the Judge, "Is nothing but Plain Drunk.” The listeners' faces fell. "O. FT.IDOEI” They cried. "Who would have thunk!” Karh lawyer made his argument. And howled and beat the air. And called upon the Stars and rent Ills clothes and tore his hair. "He didn’t even rob a bank. Or kill a man," they erlod "Besides, I paid for what I drank,” He said, with conscious pride. But, clearly, It was all In vain; The Judge hates long delays; The man was drunk; the case was plain. “Three dollars or six dnys.” MORAL. Though lawyers clear you many times, As we have been observin', of sundry bold and fearful crimes.— Not so before Judge Irvin. So let them call upon the Stars; 'We'll get you off!" —Don't mind them. If you stand around In front of Bars, He'll stand you up behind them." JUDGE SCORES ‘FAMOUSSLEUTH’ From Bench, Judge Hill Says Burns is Menace to Communi ty and to Justice. Atlanta, Ga —Detective William J. Burns is not in Atlanta. The gram! Jury Is threatening to ''investigate" him, and there is a charge of con tempt pending against him in the criminal division of the superior court. Wherever he is, his ears must have tingled yesterday, for Judge Ben Hill In his special charge to the grand Jury, gave him a terrific lacing as "an al leged great detective” and as a "men ace to the peace of the community, to the stale, and to the administration of Justice.” Judge Hill demanded a thorough probe of every activity In which agents for the defense anil prosecu tion had been engaged in the Frank case, and declared that for the good name of Georgia and of Justice it was necessary once for all to sift to the bottom the various scandalous charges of bribery, perjury and coercion of witnesses. In the course of his remarks about Burns, he said. "I doubt the wisdom of having sleuths from other states, noted and great, or infamous, as they hap pen to be. coming here and criticis ing our officials nnd our courts They come here under the pretense of seek ing truth. They are seeking noto riety. They do not detect crime. They encourage It." 3 BIG PICNICS ON 22ND MAY All of Cotton Mills Will Cose and Sunday Schools Will Pic nic at Ridge Springs, McCor mick and Keysville. On M«y 22nd all of the cotton milla of the city will cloM down for the an nual plcnlca of the Sunday ichoola of Went End. There will he many hun dred* of people to attend the three plcnlca, one of which will he held at lihlge Springs, another at McCormick and a third at Keyavllle. The \Ve*t End Christian Sunday school will have tt* picnic at Ridge Spring and a large number will at tend. St. I.uke Methodist Sunday school will go to McCormick and probably t>oo will Journey up the C. and \V C. Hallway for the annual outing. The Crawford Avenue Uapttst pic nic will he held at Keygvtll# and prob ably us many as 500 will ge on thlg outing. FOR WEAKNESS AND LOSS OF APPETITE The old Standard general strength ening tonic GROVE'S TASTELESS thill TONIC, drives out Malaria and build* up the system. A true tool* and sure Appetiser. For adult* and children. 10c. SENSATION FLOUR has strenath. color and flavor. Everv sack guaranteed. THE AUGUSTA HERALD, AUGUSTA, GA. FREE ADVICE TO SICK WOMEN Thousands Have Been Helped By Common Sense Suggestions. Women suffering from any form of female ills are invited to communicate promptly with the woman’s private correspondence de partment of the Ly dia E. Pinkham Med icine Ce. t Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in ■trict confidence. A woman can freely talk of her private illness to a woman ; thus has been established m confidential correspondence which has extended over many years and which has never been broken. Never have they published a testimonial or used a letter without the written consent of the writer, and never has the Company allowed these confi dential letters to get out of their pos session, as the hundreds of thousands of them in their files will attest. Out of the vast volume of experience which they have to draw from, itia more than possible that they possess the very knowledge needed In your case. Noth ing is asked in return except yonr good will, and their advice has helped thou sands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, should be glad to take advantage of this generous offer of assistance. Address Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., (con fidential) Lynn, Mass. Every woman ought to have Lydia E. Plnkham’s KO-page Text Hook. It is not a book for general distribution, as It iw too expensive. It Is free and only obtainable by mall. Write for It today. FREE PHOTOS If you haven’t a good likeness of your little one, bring him or her to the “Shower of Gold” Editor, and be will have one taken at no cost to tou by the Totmnins Studio. Contest Department. Phone 23t\ 639 Broad St Call the Contest Manager, Ask for full Particulars., GOLDEN BROS. The Ladies’ Outfitters 1054 Broad Street 150 VERY HIGH CLASS DRESSES * Worth $6.95 and $7.95 Ail to Sell Tomorrow at, Special $5.00 Immense selection of new styles in Crepes and Voiles. Very elaborately designed, and trimmed with lace and fine embroidery. Some very elab orate embroidered models in the lot. All are entirely new, received within the last few days. All white, white embroidered In black, some with beautiful silk girdles; also many beautiful models in colored fig ured effects. The greatest jp r- xwv values offered this season at New Skirts on Sale at $5.95 A large shipment of new models have just been received. New Black and White checks and Scotch Plaids; small, neat plaids in tan and green; very attractive models designed on en tirely new lines, showing long tunics, fl red over skirt and ruffled styles; all wool materials; no Au gusta store has ever shown such excellent values as offered In this special sale C Off tomorrow at • • 4)0 .I'd 75 New Pattern Hats Direct From New York, Will Be on Dis play Tomorrow Charming, new and beautiful; hats that are out of the common-place, with no duplicates in Augusta. Fashionable Panamas and Deghorns and many exquisite cre ations of lace, in every new shape, mostly whites and blacks; trimmed with wings, imported novelty flowers and quills. Women who appreciate smart, distinctive milli nery styles will find much to admire in the exclusive collection of New York Pat tern Hate. Prices range from $3.75 Up to $12.50 Commencement Girls' Mention Don’t Fail to See our Beautiful Line of White Dresses Specially Priced, Made of the Most Imaginably Dainty Materials $7.50 White Embroidered Voiles, beautifully trimmed in shadow laces, at $5.95 SIO.OO Silk and Cotton, very neat and fine, special at $7.50 $12.50 and sls White Crepes, Voiles and Striped Ratines for this sale sale at SIO.OO $20.00 White Crepes at $16.95 $25.00 White Crepes, Mulls and Ratines, special at $21.75 White Silk Chiffon and Shadow Lace Dresses, worth $15.00 to $20.00. at $12.95 $35.00 White Lare Dresses at $25.00 White Dress Materials $2.00 40 inch White Crepe de Chine at $1.50 500 45 inch white silk finish Mulls at 39^ 45 inch white silk finish Mulls, worth 35c, at 25V 27 inch white Japoniea Silk, special at 25£ 45 inch white Silk Chiffon, at. . .50^ 30 inch white Crepes, very soft and fine, in this sale at .. .. 25^ White Striped Eponge, at 35<* 25c white Voiles, at 10r $1.50 45 inch embroidered Crepes and Voile Flouncing, at.. 98<^ WISE DRY GOODS CO. TUESDAY, MAY 19. .