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L GoMberg By Goldberg Ten-Minute Novels Herald’s Fascinating New Fiction Feature, Condensing Classics ot Literature CLASSIC SERIES. (Charles Dickens.) f!harlea John Muffuin Ditkfnp wan born FV bn jury 7, If# 12. at Kng land, where his father wua a clerk In the Navy Pay office. He died at (iiidshill Place, In Kent, on Jun 9. 1870 Ills dreams of wrlLlnir carnn to him early when a* a boy tw* read breath lens - ly the )»att<r<d novel* m Ids father'd li brary. He becamn a reporter on the Lon don newMpaiM rs, and wrote (183(1) “Sketches by Ho*." wherein are, in min iattire, ail ll|e abounding virtues of Ids Hovels Tin "Pickwick Papers" (1837) were a treat success. 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BROAD STREET, (Ovar Goldberg'*) Auguota, Ga. Phon* ICO6 DR. LANIER. DR.MABRY. American Dental Office All Work Guarantee.' LnrreM and Boat Equipped South. * 7 ‘ 8 . Bimini $9 *lO Sunday »:«> to 1:00. Over Howard Drug Store. Comer Jackson and Broad Entrance 214 Jackson St (Johnson Bldg.) Auguota, Ga. All Caro Paoo Office. Phone 639 for Dr. Lanier—Dr. Clark. world. Him first extended novel was "Oliver Twist" (1838), followed by "Nich olas Nlckleby" ("Old Curiosity Shop" and "Barnaby Budge” (1840-41.) Ho produced some 10 major novels, the best. "The Mystery of Edwin I)rood” (1870) being left unfinished. "David Cop* j»e:/iejd" (js.v.i held by many to be bis masterpiece, and by n*>r a few to be •he greatest story ever written, is sup posed to be scrnl-autobiographical. Many of Ills novels were published In install ments, an* never before or since has any literary publication excited Bench a furore. After Ids initial successes. Dickens' life was a triumphal procession, saddened only by domestic unhappiness. He visit ed Arneriea. where ids works were oven more populiar tiutn in England, in 1842 and ]Bfi7-88. Me wrote In his will Ids own best epi taph, "I rest my claims to the rememb ratiee of my country on my published works. *’ lie might well have substi tuted "the world” for "my country ” Perhaps the quality that distinguishes Ids novels among all others Is their abounding humor. A poet has written: "Make way Shake«p»*re! This he NVho hath taVn the throne of mirth from thee!" DAVID COPPERFIELD (Ty Charles Dickens.) (Condensed by Charles E f>. Belden. Librarian. Boston Public’ Library.) "Of all my books," writes Dickens, ”1 like this the best. It will be easily be lieved that I mtu a fond parent to every child of my fancy, and that no one ran ever love that family as dearly as I love them; but like many fond parents, I have in my hearts of hearts a favorite child, and Ids name is ‘David Copperfield.* *’ The world In th« main agrees with the opinion of the great, kindly delineator of humanity, for ‘David Copperfield' and ’Pickwick Papers' hold first and second choice wilh most lovers of this English author of the middle of the nineteenth century. The reason is not hard to dis cover The memory of the sad child hood of the writer forms the basis of the novel and provides the personal flavor. It is In many respects Ids Ablest and clear est book The narrative, moreover, moves ii<>n! beginning to end In full swing with mingled pathos and humor. The spirit TO ALL WOMEN WHO ARE ILL This Woman Recommends Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound—Her Personal Experience. McLmn. Nob. —*' 1 want to reenm nnnd Lydia E. 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K. <’heater ton writing of 'David CopperficW and it a author says: ‘He has created crea tures who cling to us and tyrannise over us, creatures whom we would not forget if we could, creatures whom we could not forgot if w« would, creatures who are more actual than the man who made them.” The novel begins with the birth of its hero. David Copperfield, six months after the. death of his father. An ec centric great aunt, Miss Betsey Trot wood. Is present in the house but de parts quite as suddenly as she arrived when she learns tliut the child is a boy and cannot bear her name. David's mother is quite alone in the world with the exception of plain I’eggotty, her de voted serving woman: Peggotty, with no shape at ail, and so very plump that when any liltle exertion Is made after she is dressed, some of the buttons on the back of her gown fly off. Being however youthful and pretty, Clara Copperfield soon marries the stern Mr. Murdstone who prove,s to be not only stern but. hard and cruel. On the occa sion of his mother’s marriage David is sent with I’eggotty to visit her brother at Yarmouth, where he, with his niece, little Emily, and nephew Ham, occupy a superannuated old boat now converted into a most delightfully cozy home. Little Emily with her winning ways grows very dear to David as do the honest flsher folk with whom she lives. Returning home, David at once be comes an object of detestation to his stepfather, and in consequence is packed off to school. Here his misery continues under a master, or rather bully, Creakle, whose chief zest in life consists in the infliction of pain on some hapless vic tim. The one bit of brightness in school life is his attachment for James Steer fort h, a handsome, debonair, dashing lad, with the faculty of making everyone Ills friend But school days are brought to a sudden halt by the death of David's mother, crushed by her husband's cease less tyranny. l>.ggotty is dismissed and Barkis tht stags driver whose courtship has consisted in ihe singular message sent through David of "Barkis is will ing" finally succeeds in making I’eggot ty willing also. \ After months of utter neglect David Is sent to London, where; h» becomes at ten years of age, a little laboring hind in a dilapidated old warehouse, in the service of Murdstone and Grimby. wine merchants. Half starved, wearied by long I houre of labor amid repulsive compan j ions, including Mick Walker and Meally Potatoes, David's life in a continued tor ture He lodges with a Mr. and Mrs. Wilkins Mlcawber and their numerous progeny. Mr Mlcawber, always in pecun . iary difficulties and always expecting something to “turn up" and always in j possession of a fine flow of oratory, is alternately buoyed up by a conviction i that fortune is at last about to smile upon him. and reduced to the depths of despair by her sudden and unaccount able withdrawal David comes to have a genuine liking for the couple, so much so that when the Micawbera. having failed to meet certain financial obligations, are obliged to move to prison, and David to se»*k new’ quarters, he feels sueh a sense of loneliness that he determines to run away to his aunt. Betsey Trotwood at I lover, an aunt whom he has never seen, but of whom he remembers to have heard. The sunt adopts,him and sends him to school at < ‘antorbnry. where he boards with his aunt’s lawyer and man of af lalrti. a Mr Wlckflrld. and his daughter Agnes, whose serene goodn**BH becomes h constant Inspiration to David. Here also he cornea in contact with Mr. Wick field's clerk. Uriah Heep. “a very ’urn hie person," an individual with a ca daverous face and a head covered with i carrot> stubble, red eyes, which have a I ( urioualy unshaded appearance. and i which seem to David to be ceaselessly | watchful His grovel I tiff humility and clammy hand grasp fill David with un controllable loathing and distrust. Having graduated with honors. David decides to become a proctor and enters the office of Spenlow and Jorkins. He it once falls head over heels in love with Mr. Spenlow’s distractingly pretty daugh ter, Dora, who returns his affection On hearing that Peggotty's husband is dying. David maki*s a hurtled visit to Yarmouth to comfort hts old nunw While there, Umlly. Within a few dav s of becoming Ham’s bride, little Kmlly. the precious treasure of her old uncle’s heart, disap pears and with her Steerforth Carried uwa> by his gallantry and persuaded that he will make her “a lady," Kmily is none the less distracted by a sense of terrible humiliation and of degradation for which she implores her uncle’s forgiveness Da -4 U> who flr«t brought Steerforth to Yar mouth. returns to London to find that his aunt has lost the greater part of hsr a David to add to their Incoma by using all his span' time in clerical and literary work. IVra continues uppermost In his thoughts, although Mr Spenlow oppose* the match His sudden death leaves tbs timid, trustful, art leas tv*r*. to the stir prise of all. nearly pennttea* David's In come. though slender, permits of their marriage. With all his love for his child wife, ns she culls herself, he finds that her gay irresponsibility results In anything hut » comfortable home \fter vainly try ing to develop her childish nature he tin «-omplainlngtv the best of it and continues to admire h«i bewitching wavs Meanwhile Uriah Heep has man- I agvd by deceit to w orm bis way into partnership with Mr Wlrkfield. after which he proceeds to gain full control of the business (.'onaldertng Mr Mt<*u*b r t.» bi i* instill tool Urtah hires him In |he «aps< it> ,»f clerk at such a meagre salarv that Mr Mlcawber Is obliged to borrow small sums of money from Heep. who takes advantage of this ind< btedneas to force Mr Mlcawber to assist him in his dishonest practice*. At the end of a year Mr M.cawber re quests an interview with David and his aunt at Canterbury. I They find him fill ed with righteous contempt for Uriah Heep. the hypocritical plotter, and pre pared to make a sweeping exposure which he forthwith proceeds to do m his loftiest style which results in the recov ery of Hefsev Trot wood’* mortev, full restitution to Mr Wick field, and In Mr. Mlcawber** own words, the final pulvert aatton of lleep "Blossom." as David de lights to call lkvra, proves as frail as the name, and In spite of his tenderest care she droops and at length Is gone As at other time# of trial it t* the quick sympathy of Agnes Wlckfleid that •oftno* the pain, and through her Influ ence David plana to go abroad for a tuns. Meanwhile out of gratitude to Mr. Compound to all women who suuer from any functional disturbance, as it has done me more good than all the doctor’s medicine. Since taking it I have a tine healthy baby girl and have gained in health and strength. My hus band and 1 both prnisi. your med icine to all suffering THE AUGUSTA HERALD Micawber for his service in the recovery of her money, Betsey Trotwood offers to help the Micawbera to make a new start in Australia. The family joyfully ac cept the proposition and prepare to sail oh the same ship with Emily and her devoted uncle to whom she has at last returned and who is accompanying her to the distant colony to begin life anew'. Be fore bidding these good friends farewell. David visits Yarmouth once more and witnesses the last scene of Emily’s trag edy. A raging tempest beats a ship to pieces just off the coast. One living per son is seen still clinging to the mast, and the irony of fate sends Ham to his death in his efforts to rescue that crea ture, whose body when washed ashore proves to be that of Steerforth. After three years' absence abroad. Da vid returns to England, and gradually comes to realize that Agnes Wickfield has always been his guiding star and held sway in his heart. Betsey Trit wodd fearing that David may still be blind with regard to the feeling of Agnes towards him guilelessly mentions that she has reason to believe that Agnes is to be married. Whereupon David is de (Adv.) ATTENTION: Wheat Millers, Wheat Handlers, Flour Jobbers and Bakers. ¥N CARRYING OUT the guarantee to the growers on £ the 1919 wheat crop, it will be necessary for all Wheat Millers, Wheat Handlers and Flour Jobbers to operate under license; also all Bakers using fifty barrels of flour, or more, per month. Millers and Wheat .Handlers are already enrolled, and license application blanks will be sent to them in due time. Flour Jobbers and Bakers in the class named, and whose place of fusiness is in the States of Missouri (ex cepting the Counties of Jackson and Buchanan), Arkansas, Louisiana (excepting New Orleans), Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina and Florida, should make immediate application for blanks to BERT- H. LANG, Agent, United States Administration, 424 Boatmen’s Bank Bldg., St. Louis, Mo. \ ) % termined at whatever cost to his own feelings, to tell Agnes of his joy in any happiness that may come to her. He soon discovers that she has never cared for any other than himself and that her future happiness will be his as well. As the years pass and a group of chil dren is added to their home David con tinues to find Agnes his inspiration as of old. (Copyright, 1919. by The Augusta Herald. Published by special arrangement with the McClure Newspaper Syndicate. All * rights reserved. “Pendennis,” one of Thackeray’s great est novels, condensed by Richard Henry Dana, will he printed tomorrow. To the Public. "I just want to say that we keep a bottle of Chamberlain’s Colic and Diar rhoea Remedy on hand all the time, and tind it excellent for bowel trouble," writes Mrs. H. P. Cook, Anderson, lnd. TODAY’S ALICE IN DOTLAND . ' ,o Or^^i t 5 4 \VN; ' ! . 7 -8 1 4-o L 37 v ■ ,• ■ .15 3 7 * 38 . \ £5 * J j JXa! 4•* «*- •» w A You are probably surprised that we aJlor/ anything j ? kc thir to roam aioun< here and enjoy* the freedom of the ten t . It was not clwtys v/ay and fofc a long time it was in the box. At least evay once in a while in the afternoon* But we had to take him out of the box. because h war ouch a •arilri-- (Copyright, 1919, by the Bell S./ndJceto, Inc.) MONDAY, JUNE 23.