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FHNW, FEBRUARY 28
SOCIETY
ABOUT NEWSPAPER MEN
AND JACKASSES
The Jacksonville, Ala., Argus thus
pays its respects to newspaper men
and what it considers its compeers.
“Any man who will deliberately en
gage in the newspaper business when
he is capable of doing something
else, is a fool. The reason there are
so many fools running newspapers
is that they haven’t sense enough to
REMEMBER
OUR
PHONE
471
It. means almost INSTANT
SERVICE, and service every
housekeeper will appreciate.
No matter in rain or shine,
PI i us,
COUNTRY SAUSAGE
COUNTRY BUTTER
FRESH COUNTRY EGGS
STAPLE AND FANCY
GROCERIES
E. C. James
Phone 471
Cor. Center and Ellis Sts.
/drrS. T ° improve
J Aj.'JYoon activity
»§£ EAT THIS
X. r OUR appetite won't
Y know what a holiday
means when it becomes
acquainted with the de
liclousness of our bakery
roods. In fact we believe that
it will work overtime. Our
bread and cakes and pies and
t oils and buns and other good
things to eat are both appe
tizing and satisfying.
AT ALL GROCERS
And 310 Eighth St.
' tWHOI Iff
FIFTY-FIFTY
Phone* ( We Deliver $5.00 / Phones
2273 Orders. 2273
2274 / Meal Dept. Delivers \ 2274
Any Amount.
suGAßisry
DA me s.“'23c
IIiiIII 3 s M ; P 7“ m e, lb ...22ic
Special Demonstration of Morris’ Products Satur-
day, including free ham sandwiches.
NEAL 01 GAITS, peck.. 33c
LASH ■g- 1 ' $1.25
BUTTER 59c
FLOUR 99c
BACON f u , p b re,ne t 29c
€oos “ d 35c
Iceberg Lettuce, pound 18c
We will have special prices on all Fruits and
Vegetables for Saturday. Complete selection.
MEAT DEPARTMENT
Hip Roast, pound 25c
Round Steak, pound 25c
Backbone, pound 20c
FIVE STORES IN AUGUSTA
50-50
STRICTLY HOME FOLKS
do anything else. A man with sense
enough to employ his time in some
other occupation would have too
much sense to waste any of it pilot
ing a newspaper. As conclusive evi
dence of the soundness of this state
ment, all that is necessary is to ob
serve the miserable excuses that pcss
for newspapers '’from the metropoli
tan daily down- to the humblest
weekly.
“Time was when a njan got so low
down in the intellectual scale he
couldn't do anything else, he could
be depended upon to start a frater
nal Insurance organisation or a new
kind of a religious cult. Nowadays
when a man js so utterly worthless
he can do nothing else, the newspa
per field offers unlimited possibili
ties for these brainless unfortunates
And to assist In the matter a num-
Fresh Country
Eggs, dozen .. 33c
SUGAR— • QJ
-10 lbs. for... i/OG
Pure Lard, ei ir
5 lb. pail 9 I iHO
Best Cream Cheese, oft
pound 0 w C
Armour’s Breakfast « m
Strips, lb I u C
Mission Brand Peaches Oft-
No. 3 can ZUC
Pink Salmon, e a
can IwC
No. 2 Tomatoes, 1 Cl
ean lUC
Maxwell House 00
Coffee JOC
Juliet Meal, ftr
peck 0 0 C
Grits, Juliet, nr
peck 0 J C
6 Bars Octagon OE-
Soap ZDC
Best Rib Side Bacon «ft l
pound IZzG
FLOUR
Flower of Idaho, me est
S. R. 24 lbs 91 1 I U
Polka Dot, S. R. si ftp
24 lbs 91 iU3
s'T 95c
ST., 90c
C. D. Rhoden
5 22 Broad. Phone 3247
ber of colleges and universities have
established schools of journalism in
order to provide easier means for
entering this particular demented
class.
“Noah is responsible for their being
such a thing as a newspaper man in
that he took a couple of jackasses
with him on his forty day cruise.”
• • •
Hon. John T. West of Thomson, Ga.,
is in the city.
• • *
Mr. Charlie Atkinson of Thomson,
Qa , is in the city.
• • •
Col. Ed. Wilkinson of Thomson. Ga ,
is in the ctly.
• • •
Col. Percy Blount, of Grovetown.
was in the city today.
• • •
Mrs. Charles Dobson left today for
her home in Greensboro, N. C., after
visiting her sister and mother. Mrs.
.1. H. Morris and Mrs. John Calhoun
Palmer.
• * *
Mlsa Mary Anderson who has been
making a tour around the world for
the past several months, is expected
to return home March 2!>th.
• • •
Mrs. Alfred lUchardson. of Colum
bia, S. C., is the guest of Mr. and
Mrs. Saniford Cohen for the Horse
Show.
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THAT—
She read where you could get a
receiving set to carry around in
a suit case, but Mr. Fall seemed
to have a broadcasting one.
THAT—
Pictures of the cast In seem s
from “Hurry. Hurry, Hurry!’* Lit
tle Theater League attraction for
Monday evening at the Imperial,
are on exhibition In Schwelgert’s
window and near the elevator at
White’s.
THAT—
Before W. S. Brand returned
from over-seas he had occasion to
Seats Now on Sale
For
“Hurry, Hurry,
Hurry! ”
At The
IMPERIAL THEATRE
MONDAY NIGHT, March 3
Price*: $1.50 to 50c r plus tax
OUR BOARDING HOUSE
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FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
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THE AUGUSTA HERALD, AUGUSTA, Gfi.
visit the wonderful Limoges china
factory in France. Talking to the
owner, who happened to be there
when he was, he asked about the
clay used in the making of the
china, where it came from. The
owner replied that they got it from
RIALTO
TODAY
Douglas
Fairbanks
—in—
“ Fighting
Them
All”
—Also—
LEATHER PUSHERS
Round 4.
PF.KEITH\
NyORLD’S BEST VAUDEyiltfe
TODAY
3, 7:45 and 9:15 P, M.
Warren & O’Brien
—in—
“Bit# of Eccentricity”
Mann & Strong
—ln—
"Garage Lova”
El Rey Sisters
Novelty Dance Revue
Ball, Geigher & Ball
Senaatlonal Gymnasts
Morey & Corvin
Harmony Singers
BEATS NOW SELLING"
various parts of the world, but
their best, the kind used in the
set Mr. Brand was admiring,
came from a little place in the
United States. Augusta. Ga.
MODJESKA
TODAY
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ONET
4JC T ION
—ALSO—
“THE TAILOR”
A New Comedy
BY AHERN
A TIME EXPOSURE
THAT—
At nine this evening the Agnes
Scott Glee Club will sing over
radio WSB. On the program is
a solo by Miss Grace Etheridge,
w’ho is one of the members of the
club.
THAT—
Dr. William Montgomery Mc-
Govern, who lectures here next
week, is the son of Chauncey Mc-
Govern and Janet Blair Montgom
ery, former Augustan*, and he is
first cousin, once removed, of Dr.
Charles Montgomery. When a boy
be attended Richmond Academy.
THAT—
She had been told that two
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TFASF CA (YOU SAY THERtfi ~TS itjG
Jtgsm MjiAj
OF WUNT/NS DOSS THAT IHAVE^
BEEN AROUND TOWN SEVERAL Ifejf
DAN’S LEFT HURRIEDLY WHEN NOAH BAXTERS
1 OLD CAT WENT /NT© ACT/ON EARLY THIS AFTERNOON-" .
MO REASON TO
county officers who received their
compensation through fees, are
buying real estate in other coun
ties. No doubt they find a more
satisfactory tax rate outside of
their own county.
THAT—
Among tax reduction lines, she
knows a man who reduced liis
taxes by not buying his pew car
until after he had made his re
turns.
FAIR WEATHER IS
EXPECTED TO CONTINUE.
Fair weather is predicted to con
tinue through Saturday, and not
much change in temperature, is fore -
cast. This means that Augusta ia
DIRECTLY AT TYTWAD
ELEVEN
to have more spring weather, as *
relief after the several inclement
days experienced during the past
week. E. D. Emigh, meteorologist,
of the local U. S. weather bureau,
says in his report for Friday morning
that “low pressure in the Plains
states is causing considerable cloudi
ness in the northwest, but very lit
tle precipitation. The temperatures
are moderate in all sections.”
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