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ADVENTURES
Of the TWINS
By Olive Roberts Barton
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“1 don't cars,” said Mrs. Woodchuck, "Wally's nsw suit has shrunk."
Oni> day Mr*. Woodchuck cump
waddling Into Nancy, Nick & Com
pany'* Blare and naked If MMW
Snip Snap, the fnlrytnnn. " is there.
"Yea, madam," aald Nick pollt
ly. "l'leass alt down and I'll call
him."
So Mra. Woodchuck ant down, but
she kept tapping her foot on the
floor, and that ahowed that aho
muat be pretty much upaot about
something.
"How do you do, Mra. Wood
chuck' aald Mister Snip Snap, com
ing from the hack of the store
where ho had been making n pair
of pink pajama* for Mister Ring
tall Coon
"Well, 1 don't do as you do," said
Mrs. Woodchuck crossly. "1 don't
sell people clothes that shrink?'
"Why, Mra. Woodchuck," said
Mister Snip Snap. “I never did
such n thing In my life. 1 wouldn't
do such a thing. You can ask Mrs.
Frog and Mrs. Turtle They ought
to know, for their children nro al
ways In the water.
"I dont care." aald Mrs Wood
chuck. "Wally's new suit has
shrunk so that it won't button on
him at all. The buttons are about
two Inches away from the button
holes."
"That's very queer," said Nancy,
"because It did fit him just fine the
day you bought It."
"Well, we like our customers to
he satisfied.’ * said Mister Snip
Snap "so bring It back. Mrs
Woodchuck, by all means. And If
It Is tight ss *snu say. I shall be
glad to give you o brand-new suit
for Wally.”
This put Mrs. Woodchuck Into
a better humor.
"That s ever so kind of you. Mis
ter Snip Snap." she beamed. "And
I’m much obliged, I'm sure
Away she went, and hy and by
back she came with M ally and *
bundle.
-Now I'll Just show you bow
much the suit has arunk. Mister
Snip Snap." she said "Stand up,
Wally, and put It on "
Wally put his suit on. and lo and
behold.' It fitted like a boxing
glcce. Buttoned right up under his
chin as smart as you please
“For pity's sake!" gasped poor
Mrs Woodehuck
It was all she rould say after
making such a fuss 'n' all about
nC> "l'/ n seems to be Just the right
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I’LL TELL THE
WORLD
The W ANT AD
COLUMNS of The Au
gusta Herald have
never failed to buy or
sell anything for me.
READ AND
TRY’EM
—A guy that know*.
BY CONDO
slr.e.*' said Mister Snip Snap so
berly.
"I think It looks wonderful,"
agreed Nancy.
"If you would get s suit nny
huger than that It wouldn't fit hint
nt all,” said Nick.
"I’m very sorry, I'm sure," said
Mrs. Woodchuck. "Rut Wnlly him
self can tell you that after he'd
had supper nt Ills grandma's hist
night It wouldn't button up at all.
You must he using magic, Mister
Snip Snap, to make It fit so well
again."
"No magic nt all, Mrn. Wood
chuck." mild the tallyman. "Ry the
way. Wally, what did you have for
supper?"
"Six slices of bread and apple
sauce," said Wally, "and six pota
toes and four ears of corn nml II
pancakes with molasses anil two
dumplings nml—"
"Mrs. Woodchuck." said Mister
Snip Snap, "lbs wonder Is that your
child Is nltve at nil. If he goes to
Ills grandma's often, youll have to
buy him an extra suit about four
slr.es too large to wear at those
times.
“I think you are right,' sighed
Mrs. Woodchuck. "I never knew
Wally was such a little pig.'
(To Be Continued.!
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object right clone to whore. In his eagerness to look up and down the
water he hopped right out pn this object. "Oh. I can sec an Island Just
around the bend." he shotted. "That’s Elephant Island, ’’ replied the
guide. /
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out of the water a hit and then started to move away from shore. <->l
. course.it startled the little adventurer and he turned and tried to jump
back to dry land. His foot slipped and Into the.water he went,
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The water was over Jack's head but the little adventurer was a 8
swimmer and he reached a shallow place in short notice. Then he ‘ *
td up at the guide and captain, who were laughing, asked, we
what was that thing anyway? It scared me terribly.” (Continued.)
THURSDAY, SEPT. 18
BY STANLEY
BY MARTIN
BY TAYLOR
BY 3LOSSER
BY SWAN