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ADVENTURES
Of the TWINS
By Olive Roberts Barton
“I, lire” mw the cook bumping h is head on the ground thres times.
"Why am I not petting some
thing to cat?" roared the king of
YOm Yum Land. “If, I don't get
some food inside of sixty seconds.
I'll off with the cook's head.”
“Here you are. Sire,” said the
cook's voice just then. And he car
ried in a trap and laid it on the
table where His Royal Highness
was playing checkers with the chief
keeper of the royal bird-cages.
But all there was on the trav was
an old tin teapot and an old tin
fork. A queer meal for a king!
"What's this: What's all this?”
cried the king, turning purple with
furv. “Who dares to Insult me?”
■% sire” said the cook bumping
bis head on the ground there
times. "But if you please. Your
Highness, these things are not to be
eaten. They are magic."
"Magic!” cried the king, losing a
little of his purple. "That's all very
well. But what do I want with con
juror's tricks when I am hungry?
What I want is food.”
"Well, Sire,” said the cook. Can
vou think of anything you would
■specially like, Sire?' If so, I’ll get it
for you without moving off the
* P Th« king wrinkled up his brow
into three deep wrinkles and
thought and thought.
"I have it!” he cried. "I would like
to have toasted butterflies on toast
ed humming bird nests and dressed
with sauce of rose «•***■•
"Very well. Sire.’’ said the cook
of Turn Turn Land. Pl*as« *ay thin
charm:
"'Magic fork. I'd like a treat.
Please see what you can find to
eat.’ ”
The king repeated the
Instantly the tin fork hopped off
the tray. Jumped down off the
checkerboard table and went out the
d< Rut scarcely had it gone than It
w.a back Its two leas stuck Into a
sflvar dish that contained all
IhTfanrv things the king wanted.
K u hopped on the table and
laid the dish on the tray before the
EKL.- ••tonifhM eye*.
“H your Majesty wishes some
thing to drink." said thf cook. "I
now another charm.'
"Good!" bsamed the king. 11l
vs some peppermint-chocolate
i^rVvanilla P soda water with
whipped cream on top and two
strews.”
m .<3 O <jo your best,
O?, die of thirst.'"
*Say that to the teapot, our High
BY CONDO
ness," said the cook.
The king said it word for word
just he was told, and instantly the
tin teapot jumped down and went,
clatter, clatter, clatter to the door.
Then it returned with on empty
glass upside down over the spout.
It hopped up on the table, put the
glass on the tray and started to
pour.
In a minute and two seconds the
king's glass was full exactly as he
had said, even to the whipped
cream, straws and all.
“Well I’ll be. I’ll be gumfoozziedl’’
laughed the king. "Where did these
wonderful things come from?”
“From me," spoke up the ped
dler coming out from his hiding
place. "Make me king in your place
and they are yours.”
"Certainly,” said the king. “The
throne is yours. Take it. As long
as I can have all I want to cat and
drink, I don’t care a whoop dee-dee
about the throne of Yum Yum
Land.”
And to the cook's dismay, the
king took his goodies and departed
and the pedddier became king.
But things were not going to
stay. Nancy and Nick and Daddy
Gander were still on their way to
Yum Yum Land.
(To Be Continued.)
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plane he would take Flip and Flop and explore around the territory. So
the three companions started hiking out across a lone stretch of sand.
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tr.to his lap and also took a nap. Flip remained awake to watch over
his master. Some time inter Jack wakened with a atari and found him
self slipping down the sand hill. He reached out to grab hold of some
thing but nothing was near except sand.
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Down he went, with Flop clinging to him as tight as lie could. Flip
stood at the top of the Hand hill for a few moments and then started
after Jack. As soon as the dog stepped over the Band hill edge, lie too
started to tumble down, it was a funny sight to see them all rolling
over. (Continued.)
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