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A D VENTURES
of the TWINS
By Olive Roberts Barton
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OH, THAT'S EA SY!" HE SAID.
‘■The last riddle was too easy," said
the Kiddle Lady.
"They are more fun when they are
easy,” said Nancy kindly.
"They are not," declared Cross
Patch. "I like them hard."
"Oh, dear me! What very bad
manners!" whispered Miss Muffet to
Bo Peep. "But he’s had no bringing
up, poor thing, so what could you ex
pect."
“Well, perhaps this one will suit you
better," said the Kiddle Lady. “It is
very short and it d9esn’t rhyme:
"What Is as crooked as a pretzel,
as hard as a bane, as tight as a new
shoe, as safe as abank, and s puz
zling s a riddle?
It comes in shoe-laces, wood and
oceans.”
Everybody looked at Cross Patch.
"Can you guess that one?" asked
the Wise-Man-of-Our-Town.
Cross Patch shifted from one foot
to the other. "Oh, that’s easy!" he
said. "It’S a—it’s a—why, it’s a—Oh,
I think 1 11 have to go and get my
coat. I feel as though I was catching
cold.”
"Isn't that the way!" laughed Jack
Spratt "Some people are never sat
isfied."
Nobody could guess the answer.
They guessed everything from ships
to a shoe-button.
And finally what do you think! The
Riddle Lady had to tell them. "It’s
a knot." she suld. "knots come in
shoe-laces, don't they?”
"Ves," said Nancy.
"And In wood? You often see tho«
round funny places In boards tha’
sometimes drop out and leave holes.
Well, they are called knots, too!”
"That’* right." aatd Nick.
"And In the ocean nobody ssay
miles," went on the Kiddle Lady.
"Captains of ships always say that
a boat tan go so many knots an hour
A knot Is a little more than a mile."
"That's a good one but a hard one."
raid Doctor Poster. “I never could
have guessed It.” ....
"Here Is an easy one then," said
the Riddle Lady.
■ Rolv Poly Is as fat as butter—yet
vou can sec his ribs. Indeed he has
to have hoops to hold him together.
"He has two crowns to his head
but r.o eves or ears Nothing but a
" Who Is Roly Poly?"
•Is Is the Fat Man of Bombay?
asked Little Boy Blue.
"Oh ho!" shouted Nick. "He he
eves and cars, hasn't he? And you
can't fcc his ribs, can you?"
"That's right—you can't,” aald Lit
tle Bov Blue.
•T know what It Is." said Tom
Tucker. "It's a barrel. I know be.
"SU'-e we hare one In the rellar to
keep molesses In. 1 like It on my
'read and butter."
That's right, Tommy,” said the
BY CONDO
Riddle Lady. "What would you like
for a priae?"
"A knife,” said Tommy quickly. “No
one can ever seem to find one to cut
my bread for me.”
"A queer prize, hut you shall have
it,” smiled the Riddle Lady. "A
bread-knife for Tom Tucker."
(To be continued)
CAR REAL CLIMBER.
PARIS.— When Jaques Riche
slowed down his autombile in traf
fic, another car crashed into him
from behind, climbed his spare tire
and went on over the top of the car.
When the smoke of the accident
had cleared away, one machine was
found to be reposing directly over
the other.
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POPULAR In thf diplomatic
set at the national capital la
Senora De Olaya, wife of the
minister of Colombia She has
returned to Washington after
spending the summer In New
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on the nose. It was a funny blow, but did not hurt Flop at all. Seeing
the midget swing, Flop decided to do the same thing and he was very
quick at it. So quick, in fact, that he knocked the midget oft his feet.
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Then thq boxing match was on in earnest. Flop proved to be quite
a little fighter, much to Jack's surprise. Of course, ho was only mock
ing what the little midget did, for all monkeys do that. Surely you’ve
heard the old saying, “Monkey sees, monkey docs,” Well, that was the
way Flop did.
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Finally the little midget slipped over a fairly hard punch and Flojf
jumped back. Then he leaped forward and got on the midget’s shoulder.
Quickly ho started to pull the midget’s hair'and this set evertyhing in
an uproar. The midget yelled and Flop squeaked loudly, (Continued.)
BY STANLEY
BY MARTIN*
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BY BLOSSE4
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