Dade County weekly times. (Rising Fawn, Dade County, Ga.) 1884-1888, August 12, 1887, Image 1
T. A. HAVRON, Publisher.
CURRENT TOPICS.
Kalakaua is pronouncecr Call-a-cow-a.
The Jersey Lily does not wear a jersey.
General Boulanger’s daughter is about
to become a nun.
Mount Vernon, on the Potomac, is to
have a deer park.
Mr. McGarigi.e washed in Chicago but
wiped in Canada.
Distributing hand bills is hereafter a
jail offense in Washington.
A six-foot nine husband and a four-foot
wife amuse Upper Neck, N. J.
A gold piece of Tiberius Caesar has
been found at Canterbury, Eng.
New Orleans is considered the best
melon market in the United States
Paris will soon behold the Wild West
show and our immortal Buffalo Bill.
A recent Government sale of smuggled
opium in Ban Francisco brought 146,500.
Russell Sage has no children. His only
heir is a nephew well advanced in years.
The Irish liax trade is said to be in a
more favorable condition than since 1881.
The late John Taylor, the Mormon pres
ident. left eight wives and many children.
A Parisian genius has invented an “op
tometer” which will detect a woman’s
age.
Maggie Mitchell has the finest collec
tion of diamonds of any actress on the
stage.
Parnell w r ears several elaborate rings
presented to him while he was in Kilmain
ham Jail.
With two or three exceptions, this
year’s crop of novels is unusually barren
in interest.
Ex-Mator Joyce, of St. Louis, in cat
ting a melon, slipped and nearly slit his
son’s nose off.
There are forty Jew millionaires in New
York. The riches’ is Max Weil, who is
rated al $8,000,000.
Disinfectants are put in the watering
carts in Boston by order of the Public
Bafety Department.
An eleven years old girl of Missaukee
County, Mich., is six feet tall already and
growing like a weed.
A line of steamers is about to be estab
lished on the Suwanee river, the Florida
stream so lamed in song.
IThe Treasury Department decides that
waste baskets are duitable. What is now
needed is a tariff on poems.
There are two ministers in the Fiftieth
Congress— Stewart, of Georgia, and Mc-
Kinley, of New Hampshire.
The fifth annual meeting of the Ameri
can Forestry Congress will be held in
Bpringfleld, 111., September 14, 16 and 16.
Over the grave of a base-ball player in
a Western town are simply his name and
the words: “He Made a Clean Home-Run.”
Dr. Owen, of Marine City, Mich., has in
vented a hot-air process which is said to
reduce the cost of salt manufacture 50 per
cent.
In lowa whisky is furnished in flasks
which are made to imitate books, and on
the back is the title “Reveries of a Bach
elor.”
A Maryland lady defends herself for
the size of her bustle by saying that she
isn’t responsible for what goes on behind
her back.
Mrs. Perry, widow of Commodore
Perry, Iheheroof Lake Erie, is living at
Btratford, Conn, in good health and spirits
for an old lady.
A shrewd Indian near Kansas City has
become rich by real estate investments.
His name is Matthias Splitlog, and he can
neither read nor write.
To the novel colors invented for women’s
clothes of “crushed strawberry” and
“whipped cream” has been added the
color of “slapped baby.”
A New York actress has fallen heir to
a quarter of a million dollars. It is better
sometimes to fall heir to a fortune than it.
is to lose one’s diamonds.
Jefferson Davis and General Thomas L.
Clingman, of North Carolina, are the only
surviving ex-Senators who left the Senate
to engage in the rebellion.
The Berlin Tagblatt alleges that Boulang
er is intriguing with Russia to obtain con
trol in France, and predicts an early state
of anarchy in that country.
On the Pacific Coast of Mexico and Gen
tral America, there are 407 species of
fishes, of these seventy-one species are
found on the Atlantic Coast.
John Ai.t.en, of Maine, or “Camp-meet
ing John,” who is ninety-two years of
age, is attending his three hundred and
seventy-third camp-mceting.
An interesting paper in a current peri
odical is called “Books that Have Helped
Me.” Strangely enough, the author does
not mention the pocket-book.
There is a white oak tree in Gilman,
Pierce County, Wis., that is twenty-one
feet in circumference. It is the largest
tree in that pa t of the State.
In tlio same pew in church at Des Moines,
la., sit each Sabbath day two women, one
of whom is the widow of four ministers,
the other the widow of three ministers.
A Texas editor who advertised that he
would take country produce for subscrip
tions, was tendered a couple of wildcats in
a box, but lie indignantly drew the line at
wildcats.
If you were to take up all the railroads
on the earth and tic them together you
would have a double iron band which
would wrap around this terrestial ball
eight, times.
O. C. Libby, a cattle dealer of Burnham,
Mo., has traveled 000,000 miles by rail
without meeting with an accident. He
has soid $7,000,000 worth of cattle in the
last few years.
A year old babe fell from the fifth story
of a New York tenement to the pavement
below without sustaining serious injury.
Now, if bridge-jumping cranks want to
beat the record, let them go to New York
and duplicate the baby’s leap.
The first instance of bre\et promotion
in our seivice was the bestowal of the
brevet, rank of Major for gallant conduct
during the war of 1812, in the ludiati as
sault on Fort Harrison, upon Zachary
Taylor, then Kirst Lieutenant of Seventh
Infantry.
OUR COMMERCE.
Facts and Figures Prove That Cot
ton is Still King.
That Commodity Forms Nearly a Third of
Our Kntire Exports—The Planter and
Farmer Have Just Cause for Pride.
Washington, Aug. 9.—l'he latest reports
of the Bureau of Statistics just issued
gives some interesting facts about the
commerce of the year which ended June
80. It shows that we sold to our neighbors
in various parts of the world last year
$703,000,000 worth of our productions, or
about $8,000,000 worth of sales per day, the
year round. This is about $10,000,000
more than we made the preceeding
year. That this is eminently an agricul
tural country is easy to see from the most
casual examination of the details of ex
ports. Of the $703,000,000 worth of exports,
$583,000,000, were agricultural products.
Cotton, breadstuffs and meats are the
main articles on which this $588,000,000 was
raised. Cotton is still king, for that alone
brought $283,000,000 into this country from
abroad—3o6,ooo,ooo of it for the raw cotton,
$16,000,000 for the manufactured article.
Breadstuffs brought $165,000,1:00 and
meats and dairy products $93,000,000.
We think we are doing a good
deal of manufacturing in this country, but
that is a small thing beside the products
of agriculture. The exports of manufac
tures only amounted to $135,000,000 in value,
or less than two-thirds of the value of cot
ton exported, and less than the export of
breadstuffs. Let the humble farmer hold
up his head with just pride, for he sup
plies not alone the sustenance for thi3
Nation of 60,000,000 people, but brings
SI,OOO every minute of the year, day and
night, of foreign money into
this country in exchange of
his products. Where does it come from}
you ask. Let us see. Of the $216,000,000
worth of unmanufactured cotton sent
abroad, $128,000,000 worth went to Great
Britain, and about $5,000,000 each to France
and Germany. Of the $51,003,000 worth ol
Hour, $35.(XK),000 went to Great Britain and
Ireland. Of the $93,000,000 worth of wheat,
$48,000,000 went to Great Britain and Ire
land. Of the $30,000,000 worth of corn,
$13,000,000 went to the same countries. Of
$165,000,000 worth of meats and dairy pro
ducts, one-third went to Great Britain, and
the remainder was scattered far and wide.
Great Britain and Ireland are indeed our
best customers in nearly all our exporta
tions. In a list of twenty-five principal
articles of export, Great Britain and Ire
land head the list of those purchasing
from us in twenty of the twenty-five ar
ticles in question, and usually takes three
fourths of the entire amount exported.
There are a few cases in which othei
countries are better customers.
Carolina Crop Prospects.
Columbia, S. C., Aug. 9.—Reports of 371
township correspondents to the State De
partment of Agriculture covering every
county, show that on August 1, cotton,
which is two or three weeks earlier than
last year, has a full bottom crop, and if
the season continues propitious the largest
crops ever produced in the State will be
made. The corn crop is reported as gen
erally the best ever grown. The yield will
be the largest on record. Reports of a
large rice crop still continue favorable.
Silver Statistics.
* Washington, Aug. 9.—A statement pre
pared at the Treasury Department shows
that the cost of silver bullion purchased
by the Treasury for the coinage of silver
dollars during the fiscal year ended June
30, 1887, was $34,563,615, while the cost of
the bullion delivered on purchases was
$84,649,343. The co9t of the silver bullion
consumed in the dollar coinage during the
same period was $25,349,374, and the
number of silver dollars coined was $33,-
266,831.
Sentenced for Life.
I’outs mouth, 0., Aug. 9. —The Court gave
its attention to all the McCoys to-day.
The motion made by Alfred for a new trial
was overruled and he was sentenced to
the penitentiary for life. On motion, how
ever, execution was suspended until next
term of Court, which convenes October 10,
to allow the Supreme Court to wrestle
with the numerous questions which have
been carried up.
A Priest Dies from Starvation.
New York, Aug. 9.—Rev. J. M. Machale,
a Catholic priest, who came from Ireland
to the Brooklyn diocese last November,
died on Monday from starvation. He suf
fered much from homesickness, and dur
ing the lato hot spell he became demented
and refused to eat.
Yellow Fever and Smali-Pox in Havana.
Washington, Aug. 9.—The Marine Hos
pital Bureau is informed that small pox
and yellow fever are raging in Havana,
Cuba. During the month of July there
were 104 deaths from yellow fever and 112
from small pox.
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He Cheated the Gallows.
St. Loris, Aug. 9.—Jerry Pagels, the
murderer of Samuel Kohn. for which
murder ho was sentenced to be hanged
Friday, Aug. 12, committed suicide in his
coll last night by cutting the artery of his
.eft arm uuovo the elbow.
Pension Examiners Appointed.
YT isiiinoton, Aug. 9.—Geo. M. Swaim,
of Iowa; Arthur AsHolmes, of Indiana;
Lucion M. Turner, of Illinois; John S. Mo-
Kieruen, of Pennsylvania, and John P.
Stout, vf Ohio, have been appointed spec
ial examiners in the Pension Office uudor
civil service rules.
City Officers Arrested
Wilkesbarue, Pa., Aug. 9.—The mayor,
council and street commissioners were ar
rested to-day on complaint of citizens for
allowing stagnant water to accumulate oa
the streets.
TRENTON, DADE COUNTY, GA., FRIDAY, AUGUST 12. 1887.
OCEAN DISASTER.
Foss of a Vessel’s Crew and Passengers—
The Captain Sees Sharks Devour ills Wife
and Children.
Albuquerque, N. M., Aug. B.—A Nogales
special to the Democrat says: The sloop
Sara, eighteen tons register, owned and
commanded by Abraham Balarian, left
Mulejo July 25, loaded with twenty tons
of tanbark, consigned to Selender & Van
Dettler. The vessel had on board the
captain, his wife, her children,
niece and Superintendent Halle, of
the Baltimore copper mines at
Santa Roslia, and a crew of five men.
While between San Pedro and Martinez in
the Gulf of California the vessel was struck
by a heavy surf and capsized. All on
board perished, excepting the captain and
four sailors, who saved themselves by
climbing on the bottom of the capsized
vessel. On the second day after the acci
dent the dead bodies of the captain’s
wife and children rose to the surface
and were eaten by sharks, while the
husband and father looked on the awful
sight in horror. On July 30th two of the
sailors became crazy and said they were
going ashore, and immediately plunged
overboard. They had no soonor struck
the water than sharks devoured them.
The captain, one sailor and a smalf
boy remained at the bottom of the
vessel for eight days, sustaining life by
catching turtles, that would come near
them and sucking the blood. They were
rescued in a most pitiable condition by the
fishing sloop Refugio, and afterward
transferred to the company’s steamer
Kerrigan, which was sent in search of the
Sara, and arrived at Guayamas last night.
The captain of the Sara is men
tally and physically a wreck. He
says there was another small sloop, the
name of which was unknown, near his
vessel in the same gale, and it is supposed
that she went down with all on board.
Mr. Halle was a man who stood high in
the community, and his loss is sadly re
gretted. His age was thirty-four years,
and he leaves a widow and four children
in Muleto.
PATENTS MUST BE SPECIFIC.
A Decision That Is Meant to Protect lll
ventive Gening and the Public*.
W ashington, Aug. B.—The Comimssioner
of Patents has rendered a decision on one
of the most important questions which has
recently come before the office. The
decision involves the technical construc
tion of claims in patents, the employ
ment therein of abstract phraseol
ogy, general, indefinite and vague terms,
such as “means,” “mechanism”—which
may be construed to so broaden and ex
pand the invention that every thing in the
art is covered, all future inventors are re
quired to pay tribute, and the public per
petually taxed. The Commissioner says
that the office is required to be vigilant,
that an applicant shall not obtain claims
which mislead, vex and harass the gen
eral public, but hold him to his distinct
invention as set forth in his claims—not
w hat it is capable of being expanded into by
general and indefinite language. The Com
missioner holds that while a patentee is
at liberty to employ such language and
phrases as he elects, he is required to
point out his particular invention, so that
the people may not be deluded, nor the in
ventive genius of the public deterred or
frightened from pursuits in the same art
or field of invention by a patent contain
ing equivocal claims which in effect would
suppress all further improvement.
The Dead Alive.
Paducah, Ky., Aug. B.—A colored woman
named Annie Watkins, apparently died
here on Saturday, and was to have been
buried yesterday. The body was prepared
for the grave and all arrangements for the
funeral made. As the neighbors were
gathering for the sad .rites, the supposed
corpse surprised everybody by sitting up
in her coffin. The assembled mourners
fled in wild confusion, greatly frightened,
and refused to return. Some white wo
man went to the house and assisted her,
and Annie has so far recovered as to be
able to participate in the emancipation
celebration to-day.
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A Wild Man Captured.
Oakland, 111., Aug.B.—A veritable wild
man was captured by the citizens of Sar
gent Township to-day. He had hair that
measured over five feet in length, and
from appearances it had not been combed
for years. His beard was fully two feet
in length, and covered all of his face.
His language is unintelligible, and no
trace of where he came from can be dis
covered. It took the combined strength
of a dozen men to hold him in order to
bind his hands and feet. The citizens are
a quandary what to do with their catch.
Harvest Hands Scarce.
St. Paul, Minn., Aug. B.—Reports from
all over the country north of St. Paul, par
ticularly in the vicinity of Crookston,
Grand Forks, Warren and Larrimere, say
that there is a great scarcity of harvest
hands, and that probable injury to crops
will follow unless sufficient help is ob
tained at once. Farmers are offering
from $2 to $2.50 per day.
Fatally Hurl on His Wedding Day.
Lancaster, Pa., Aug. B.—Daniel Rose, of
Mount Joy, this county, fell between the
cars on the Northern Central railroad, at
Clark’s Ferry, this morning, and was fa
tally injured. He was on his way to be
married. He was taken to the Harrisburg
Hospital.
Aged Couple Murdered by Robbers.
Lock Haven, Pa., Aug. B.—The intelli
gence was received here this evening that
an old man and his wife named Colby
were murdered in their home on the
mountains south of this city last night.
The motive of the crime is supposed io
have been robbery.
Dairymen’s Protective League.
Chicago, August B.—The dairymen of tho
Fox River Valley, 111., have formed a pro
tective league, and propose to raise the
price of milk to twenty cents a gallon.
They are losing heavily on account of the
great drought.
MILWAUKEE’S IIOIIKOR.
Deplorable Accident at the Launch
ing of a Vessel.
Seven Person* Killed and a Great Many
Injured.
Milwaukee, Wis., Aug. 7.—By a pecu
liar accident at the launching of the huge
steamer William H. Wolf at Well & Da
vidson’s ship-yard yesterday afternoon,
seven persons were killed outright, several
others fatally injured, about fifty badly
hurt, and a large number of others less
seriously injured. About one thousand
people had gathered to witness the launch.
The docks were lined, vessels crowded and
every scow and lumber pile was black with
spectators. Directly opposite the cradled
vessel was the large coal dock of the
Northwestern Fuel Company. It is a
roofed dock, with huge derricks for un
loading coal. Upon the roof of this coal shed
a large number of people had assembled.
The view from that point was a fine one,
as the vessel moved directly toward the
dock. As the Wolf struck the water her
port bilge was buried deeply in the black
water of the slip; then she recovered
and rolled heavily to port. The water dis
placed by her hull rose like a tidal wave
and swept over the coal dock and up to
ward its roof, causing a cloud of coal dust
and spray. The supports of the dock were
insufficient to withstand the force of the
wave, and about forty feet of the shed
went down with its living freight, lnstan
ly the shed went down there was wild ex
citement. A scene of indescribable con
fusion ensued, but a few cool-headed peo
ple at once set to work to rescue
people thrown into the river and rescue
those buried in the debris of the platform.
Patrol wagons were summoned and ex
press wagons turned into ambulances,
and the dead and injured were carried
away. Owing to the fact that many cases
of injuries were not reported,the unfortun
ates being hurried home in carriages by
relatives and friends, it is almost impos
sible to ascertain the full extent of the ac
o!dent.
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Indian and American Wheat.
London, Aug. 8. —Mr. Smeaton, Director
of Agriculture of the North-west Provin
ces of India, has issued a note on compe
tition between Indian and American
wheat. He says that India possesses
means to compel America to withraw her
hostile tariffs and open her markets to
British industry, but is burdened by
higher railway freight charges, excessive
handling and apparently (though not
really) inferior quality. He advises Lon
don merchants to use their influence with
the railways.
A Murderer Suicides.
Quincy, 111., Aug. 7.—Julius Albrecht, a
murderer who was confined in jail await
ing trial, committed suicide yesterday in
his cell by cutting with a razor
which he stole coieredinmate of
the jail. AlbreeWris the came
here a few weeks ago from Jackson, Miss.,
to kill his divorced wife and her husband,
and in shooting at the woman’s husband,
he hit and killed young Martin Currier, a
son M his wife by her present husband.
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Anxious to be Introduced.
Detroit, Mich., Aug. 7.—A Free Press
Eaton special says: Frank Clark
was night by John Williams, and
died this morning at 5 o’clock. Clark in
sisted on being introduced to a young wo
marjwith whom Williams attended the
Salwt ion Army meeting, but being re
fused, lie assaulted Williams and was
shot. Both men are members of respect
able families, and of generally quiet de
positions.
Natural Gas in Minnesota.
CniCAGO, Aug. 7.—A Times special from
Albert Lee, Minn., says: An investiga
tion of the natural gas discovered a few
miles west of here shows that three wells
on different farms, lately sunk, produced
a flow of gas that was immense in volume
and which forced itself in the air a dis
tance of from ten to fifty feet, making a
roaring that was heard nearly half a mile.
Discriminating Against Colored Men.
Chicago, Aug. 7.—A Times special from
Springfield, 111., says: S. B. Turner,
editor of the State Capital, the colored
paper of this city, has bad arrested the
proprietors of a restaurant who refused to
serve meals on Saturday to him and two
colored friends. The warrants were
taken out under the State civil rights law
of 1885.
All of the Amendments Defeated.
Galveston, Tex., Aug. 7.—Returns re
ceived by the Galveston News from 507 vot
ing precincts in the State show a majority
of 93,645 against the prohibition amend
ment. and indicate that the amendment has
been defeated in the whole State by over
125,000 votes. There is no doubt that all
the other amendments are defeated by
smaller majorities.
Texas Prohibition Election.
Galveston, Tex, Aug. 7.—The election
returns received last night were meager
aud came in slowly. Those received up
to midnight did not increase the majority
against the prohibition amendment con
tained in yesterday’s report by over 3,000,
making the total majority thus far against
the amendment 73,000.
Wholesale Murder.
Macon, Ga., Aug. 7.—Near this city,
Captain Woolfalk, his wife, six child
ren and an aunt of his wife were murder
ed by being beaten on the head and having
their throats cut. A son by a former wife
is under arrest charged with the crime.
Canadian Vessels Seized.
San Francisco, Aug. 7.—Four Canadian
vessels a;.d one American schooner have
been seized in the Behring's sea by U. S
cruisers and taken to Sitka. TUfcy have
been catching American seal contrary to
law.
A COAL OIL CAN.
Four Children Fatally Horned at Etna
Fa., by an Explosion.
Pittsburgh, Aug. 5. —Last evening Mrs.
Owen Hade, living on the Morning Side
road, near Etna, Pa., left her four child
ren in the house while she carried her hus
band’s supper to him at the Isabella Fur
nace, probably a mile away. During heF
absence the oldest child, Eddie, aged eight,
years, took the oil can and poured the
fluid in the stove, as he had often seen his
mother doing when she started the fire.
An explosion followed, and the burning
oil was scattered over the room, envelop
ing the four children. The screams of the
little ones attracted the attention of the
neighbors, who came to their assistance and
soon extinguished the flames. The child
ren, however, were terribly burned, and
the youngest, aged sixteen months, died
in a short time. The others, Eddie, Sophio
and Johnnie, aged eight, six and three
years respectively, are still living but the
physicians say they can not recover. The
parents are almost crazed with grief.
RACE WAR.
\ Deadly Fusilade Between Whites and
Blacks in Louisiana.
Nacogdoches, La., Aug. s.—Last night at
.he close of a concert in the suburbs of the
town a deadly eacounter occurred between
seven or eight white boys on the one side
and ten or fifteen negroes on the other.
The negroes provoked the fight by halt
ing the whites and drawing their
pistols. Forty or fifty shots were ex
changed at very close range. Of the ne
groes, Jeff Simmons was shot through tho
heart; Porter Anderson was mortally
wounded, Tom Thorn received a bullet in
his shoulder, Levi Allison received several
slight wounds. Giles Holton was the only
one of the whites injured. He received a
slight wound in the hip and a dangerous
one in the leg.
Error in History Corrected.
Boston, Aug. s.—During the recent con
tention of colored veterans in this city it
was stated in the discussions that the first
colored troops enlisted in the late war
came from Massachusetts. General B. F.
Butler has to-day published a letter in
which he states that this is a mistake, and
hemsserts that in 1862 he enlisted three
regiments of colored troops in New Or
leans, and had them in action a long time
before colored soldiers were used else
where. He writes the letter, he says, to
correct an error in history.
Town Destroyed by Wind.
Kansas City, . —Millbrook,
Graham County, twenty miles north of
here, was almost destroyed, about sun
down yesterday, by a straight wind com
ing from slightly west of north. The place
contains about five hundred inhabitants.
Only one house, a residence, escaped ser
ious damage. One person, a boy three
years old, was killed. About twenty-five
were injured. iSoffie sustained broken
limbs, but only one of the injured is likely
to die.
No Trouble at Morehead.
Louisville, Aug. 5.—A Courier-Journal
special says all is now quiet at Morehead,
with no prospects of immediate further
trouble. Another dispatch from a respon
sible party at Morehead says ths report of
trouble at Morehead on Thursday, sent
out from Lexington, was a canard, and
that there was no disturbance or killing
of the kind. The business of the Court is
progressing quietly, and no trouble is an
ticipated.
Kalakaua Signs the New Constitution.
San Francisco, Cal., Aug. 5.—A special
M the Chronicle from Port Townsend says:
The bark Colusa arrived from Honolulu
to-day, with Hawaiian advices to July 13.
King Kalakaua signed the constitution on
July 10. This deprived Kalakaua of
monarchial powers, and leaves only the
power to draw salary and grant pardons.
Ex-Premier Gibson escaped on a bark
sailing from Honolulu, and is now on tho
way to San Francisco.
Mooney the Dynamitard.
New York, Aug. 5. —The police to-day
lay that Mooney, who tried to blow up the
steamer Queen, is an ex-Fenian and ex
member of the Clan-na-Gael, and is be
lieved to have had a hand in the attempt to
blow up the local Government buildings
in London and the Parliament House in
Quebec, besides the explosion on the
steamer GuyaMdotte and the burning of
the pier.
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Want to Settle in Canada.
Ottawa, Ont., Aug. s.—Mormons from
Salt Lake City are making application to
the Dominion Government for homestead
lands in the vicinity of Medicine Hat,
Northwest Territory, with a view to form
ing a settlement of the faithful. The mat
ter is under consideration.
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Chicago Boodiers Sentenced.
Chicago, Aug. s.—The jury in the Chi
cago “boodle” cases returned a verdict of
guilty in the case of each of the eleven de
fendants. Seven were given two years in
the penitentiary and four were fined
SI,OOO.
Torn to Pieces by Lightning.
Knoxville, Tenn., Aug. s.—Wm, Mer
ritt, a colored station hand in the employ
of the East Tennessee, Virginia and
Georgia road, was struck by lightning near
Loudon, and torn to pieces.
Wounded in a Duel.
New Orleans, Aug. s.—Emil Revoire
and M. Larrieu, of New Orleans, fought a
duel with short swords in St. Bernard
Parish. La. The latter was wounded in
he breast and right arm.
Ferdinand Fears the Czar.
London, Aug. s.—The reports announc
ing the departure of Prince Ferdinand for
Bulgaria are untrue. He has so far hesi
tated to make his entry into the Bulgarian
capital, in spite of the obvious wish of
Austria that he should do so, and will
probably not now venture to brave the
wrath of the Czar.
VOL. IV.—NO. 25.
PITH AND POINT.
—As fire trieth iron, so temptation
trieth man. —T. a Kempis.
—Sometimes it is extremely hard to
tell where frankness ends and impu
dence begins. Chicago Ledger.
—Education is 4 good thing when it
does not directly unfit a man for work
ing for a living.— N. O. Picayune.
—Fruitless is sorrow for having done
amiss if it issue not in the resolution
to do so no more.— Bishop Horne.
—lf some men knew as much as
they talked there wouldn’t be any sale
for the encyclopedia.— Somerville Jour
nal.
—A doctor says “onions are about,
the best nerve remedy known.” It re
quires a good deal of nerve for a so
ciety girl to eat them.
—Our chief want in life is somebody
who shall make us do what we can.
This is the service of a friend.—Emer
son.
—Blobson—“Don’t you think Simp
kins is a very bright young man?”
Dumpsey—“Well—yes; he would be if
his cheek was polished. "-—Burlington
Free Press.
—There are lots of men in this wor’.d
vvho are born to rule, hut the other fel
low's are such a pack of ignoramuse-s
that they can’t be made to realize it.
—Merchant Traveler.
—A great and good mind only can
properly value and really comprehend
the mentai and moral excellence of a
great and good mind. Youth.
—ln all things throughout the world
the men who look for the crooked will
see the crooked, and the men who look
for the straight can see the straight
Buskin.
—“What is a masked ball?” asked
an old gentleman from the country, of
his niece, who was both a beauty and
a wfit. “A masked ball is a charitable
institution for the benefit of ladies of
homely features,” she replied.
—What They May Find.—
Coquettes who refuse to discover
True love, and mislead with a ruse,
Who will not from the heart choose a lover,
May find there’s no lover to choose.
—Teoas Siftings.
“How does it happen that there
are so many old maids among the school
teachers?” asked a reporter of a
teacher the other day. “Because
school teachers are, as a rule, women
of sense; and no woman will give tip a
S6O position for a $lO man,” was the
reply. Cartersville (Oa.) Courant.
—Minks—“Beats all what people
these women are about business. I
gave my wife $5 this morning to go
shopping, and all she had to show for
it at noon was a couple of pairs of
stockings.” Jinks—“Yes, that’s the
way it goes. I’ve been there. By the
way, these are mighty good cigars.
Minks.” Minks—“Tliey ought to be;
cost me sl2 a hundred”— Omaha
World.
—A Boston physician tells of a case
of an attack of hay fever that was ar
rested by the patient breaking his leg.
Hay-fever victims who go several hun
dred miles from home to escape the
isease should cut this out and paste it
on their handkerchiefs. If breaking: a
leg should fail to effect a cure in some
oases, breaking the neck would be cer
tain to go right to the spot. Beware
of imitations.— Norristown Herald.
CHESTNUTS AND RATS.
An Important Class fication Prepared for
Younj Lady Readers.
For the benefit of a young lady read
er the Globe furnishes the following
classification of “rats” and “chest
nuts.”
CHESTNUTS.
1. An old story, which, though not
heard for years, has been common
property at some time in the world’s
history.
2. A new story, so far as circulation
is concerned, but which has been heard
before.
3. Repetition of the same idea or
phrase, as when your best fellow rises
for the twentieth time during the even
ing and says: “Well, I must be go
ing,” just for the sake of getting you
to ask him to stay.
4. Old songs. Old saws. Cold
victuals left over from a former meaL
Last year’s suit. Colds. Coughs.
Squeaking doors. Weak coffee. Dried
apple pie. Hard doughnuts. Baked
beans.
RATS.
1. The fellow who asks when your
next birthday comes, for he wants to
make you a present.
2. The girl who gave a party and did
not invite you, because she “didn’t
know you wfcre in town.”
3. The fellow who wants to take you
out to ride, but all the horses are en
gaged.
4. The breakfast bell in the middle
of a nap. Rain beating on the roof the
morning your new dress is to be
finished. A letter from home that does
not contain money. A walk to the
post-office to find a note from an aged
aunt when you expected one from
“Neil.” Tight shoes. A hole in your
stocking. Buttons off. A bad fit.
Pimples. Can’t do as you want to. —
Boston Globe