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| PISA'S CURE FOR CONSUMPTFONI
PATRIOTIC MR. DEPEW.
His Kill ire Career suj?ffestive of Worship
of the Golden Calf.
To learn patriotism at the feet of
Chauncey M. Depew wa3 a refreshing
novelty afforded some portion of the
town the other day.
And who is Chauncey M. Depew, the
teacher tluis selected upon Washing
ton's birthday to stir the hearts of
Americans and inform their minds
abo;it their country? Chauncey M.
Depew was the familiar and the coun
selor of the Vanderbilts during the era
of sloek watering and stock jobbing
which made the Vanderbilts almostun
precedently rich, and, the seniors be
ing now gathered to their fathers, De
pew properly succeeds to the presi
dency of the New York Central road.
Were Jay Gould as smooth and finished
a talker as Mr. Depew with equal pro
priety he might have been invited to
Chicago to stimulate wild Western sen
timent in favor of George Washington,
E pluribus unrnn and a high protective
tariff.
C*w?es and PreTeatj
Colds,
Coughs,
Sore Throat,
Hoarseness,
Stiff Neck,
Bronchitis,
Catarrh,
Headache,
Toothache,
Rheumatism,
Neuralgia,
Asthma,
Bruises,
Sprains,
During the war Mr. Depew’s patriot
ism was of that not uncommon order
which contented itself with urging
pretty much every body else to shoulder
a musket. Artemus Ward flourished
at the beginning of the war and sacri
ficed all his w ife's relatives on the altar
of his country with quite as much
unctuous satisfaction as Mr. Depew,
then ft stalwart young, fellow, patted
Peekskill youth upon the back and
bade them go forth at their country’s
call. If the rebellion could have been
suppressed by speeches I)cpew would
have done llis full share in the glorious
work, but to shoot and be shot at was
not according to his ideal of patriot
ism, and lie continued during some
years of strife to wish the Union well
in very pretty phrases. However, if
Mr. Depew never served his country
with his sword he was quite willing to
take a seat in its millionaire Senate,
and, when Messrs. Conkling and Platt
resigned, the patriot Depew, well
known in the lobby at Albany, ap
peared as an applicant for one of the
vacancies. Depew is a man fit to stand
by Stanford, of the Pacifies, and would
neatly have paved the way for that
plutocrat of the coast. Mr. Depew’s
candidacy was looked on with favor in
certain quarters, but there were many
candidates, and the balloting was long
continued. Mr. Depew did not remain
until the finish. On the Bth of July he
withdrew his name, forty-one unavail
ing ballots having been taken, but re
pelled various charges and accusa
tions that had boon made in re
gard to his position and conduct.
When Mr. Depcw rolls into Chicago in
his private car to instruct us upon
Washington’s birthday concerning our
duty to our country, it may interestus
to inquire what these charges were.
Happily the report of the committee of
the Assembly, charged with investiga
tion into allegations of bribery and
corruption, is available. The Repub
lican majority of the committee said:
The testimony of Mr. Bradley was dirt '<£ and
positive, an 1 he unequivocally charged tRt on
theßth day of June last he was approacnod by
Hon. B. Sessions, a member of the pres
ent Senate of this Stati, who at the same time
offered and paid to him the sum of J0,0(0 for the
purpose of influencing and inducing lims to
change his vote for United States Senatiw and
to cast his vote for Chauncey M. Depcw for that
oflico. The denial of Mr. Sessions was as
definite as the charge of Mr. Bradley, and his
testimony in support thereof was equally pos
itive. The remaining evidence iu the case s
circumstantial. Evidence was adduced upon
the investigation tending to prove that active
members of the Assembly ha 1 been approached
by one Oharies A. E (wards with corrupt pro
posals and offers of money for the purpose of
influencing their votes for Ch luuccy M. Do pew.
As tho District Attorney of Albany*
had procured the indictment of both
Sessions and Edwards, the majority
report recommended that the matter
be left to ihc courts. It was not the
funeral of the Democratic minority.
They were at more liberty to speak,
and yet they wore fair throughout:
The testimony does not show one dollar re
ceived by any member of the Legislature or di
rectly offered in the form of money for a vole
for any can iiJate for Senator in Congress ex
cept in the one case of Mr. Bradley, who swears
that Mr. Sessions said: “lean get you a thou
sand dollars to put in your vest poeset to vote
for Mr. Depcw;” who then listened to the en
ticement. talked about it, said it would be just
as bad to vote for Chauncey M. Depew without
getting any money as to get it, listened again
to the temptation and statement, *‘l will go up
stairs and sea what is the best 1 can do,” and
from this temptation, by appointment with Mr.
Sessions, he lirst went t- the room of Mr. Ses
sions and then to liis own, where, tho door be
ing locked by Mr. Bradley, both men seated
themselves, the money was paid to him in
three bills of $i(X) each and in ten bills of rK)
each. In tho report of this interview there was no
dispute, while Mr. Sessions, in regard to the
money, swears: “There was not one word said
in relation to money at all, and that thcro
never was any allusion made to money by him
nor by me.” What may also be called a mys
tery is the use of nearly $50,0.0 in currency by
men of established credit and with accounts in
banks at Albany, New York, Uticu and Buffalo,
and the carrying of large sums of money about
tho persons of their owners instead of us ng
either exprets companies for the trunsmissiou
of money as between New York, Albany and
Buffalo, or tho use of bank chocks, which busi
ness men are accustomed to use in the trans
mission of money and in all ordinary transac
tions.
Mr. Bradley paid the $2,000 either to
the Secretary of the House or to the
State Comptroller. Neither he nor
Mr. Sessions, least of all Mr. Depew,
has ever asked it back. Sessions was
a notorious lobbyist. He admitted his
venality,, and made light of the use of
money as a means of influencing votes.
It is possible, of course, that Mr. De
pew, long the attorney of the New
York Central railroad, never employed
him in this or any other mailer. This,
however, is the record, an 1 when les
son.•, are to bo taken in patriotism upon
the birthday of Washington it might
be well to select some oilier inculcator
of the noble sentiment than Chaimeev
M. Depew. He has grown from an un
successful candidate for the Senator
ship to an often mentioned possibility
for the Presidency. He may talk of
patriotism, but his whole career is
suggestive of worship of the gold mi
calf. Chicago HcraliL
REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP.
How Ills I’arty Is AfTocted by the Plumed
Knight's Ketiremrnt.
We hftvc already expressed the opin
ion that Mr. Blaine’s letter is to be
taken with several grains of salt, it
is a feat of political marksmanship
which seems intended, like the famous
shot of the farmer’s bov, to “hit if it’s
a deer and miss if it’s a calf.” Should
any thing turn up between now and
the middle of June to convince the
famous letter-writer that ho has a good
lighting chance to be elected, he will
doubtless contrive to make his letter
miss the mark.
But should the political situation re
main unchanged, it is easy to believe
that Mr. Blaine is sincere. The
strength of President Cleveland before
the country is so great, the popularity
of his policy so undeniable, that the
Plumed Knight may well and wisely
decline to enter the lists against him.
Mr. Blaine has something to lose and
nothing to gain by encountering a
second defeat. We see no reason to
change our opinion, expressed immedi
ately after the November election, that
Blaine can have the nomination if ho
chooses, but that it is by no means
certain that ho will desire it.
It becomes, therefore, a very inter
esting question who will he the Repub
lican candidate in case Mr. Blaine
keeps out of the light. And it is a
striking fact that among all the poli
ticians who have been mentioned for
this distinction, not one arouses any
warm enthusiasm.
John Sherman is now in the lead,
because he has been expertly pulling
the wires, but his following comprises
but a small fraction of his part}’. Ills
long and intimate connection with
banks and bankers, speculators and
corporation magnates, has secured him
a certain following among the “busi
ness interests.” But nowhere does
his candidacy arouse any thing like
popular enthusiasm. Much is said of
liis record as a financier, but this,
while it includes some fortunate inci
dents, is so full of contradictions, in
consistencies and blunders that under
the tierce light of a Presidential cam
paign it would prove a great disad
vantage to him rather than a help.
Assuming that Blaine is out of tho
field, New England can not be said to
possess any formidable candidate.
Hawley, of Connecticut, and Ed
munds, of Vermont, v .ve until lately
monopolized the -iavorable mention;”
bet recently our own Hoar, of
Massachusetts, has had a pufl' or two.
The latter need hardly be considered.
It is enough to say of Senator Ed
munds that lie is scarcely as strong
now as he wa3 when he was rejected
by the conventionsDof 1880 and 1884
Senator Hawley may turn out to he a
strong candidate, but he comes from
a small State, and even if ho could
save the Republicans it would not
avail unless'he could carry other States
which his party failed to carry in 1884
New York presents Depew and Ev
arts, with Hiscock in the background.
Depcw would be a very strong candi
date in some circles, but his intimate
relations with the Vanderbilt monopo
lies would tell heavily against him with
the people. SenaUjr Evarts, though a
great lawyer, haslproved too insignifi
cant a quantity in his brief career as a
statesman to have gained any strength
whatever with the masses.
Pennsylvania, in suggesting George
W. Childs, lias probably named a
stronger man than any yet mentioned.
Universally respected, his popularity
among the laboring men would proba
bly draw to him many Democratic
votes, especially in his own State. He
labors under the disadvantage, how
ever, of coming from a State certainly
and overwhelmingly Republican; and,
besides, Mr. Childs is said to bo
strongly disinclined to public life.
Allison, of lowa, is believed by many
to be Mr. Blaine : s legatee. He is littlo
known and has no personal strength
in the East, while his prohibition views
would hurt him badly among 4,he Ger
mans of the West.
Robert Lincoln seems to regard the
Presidency with some disdain, and
while his name would arouse some
sentimental enthusiasm, there is just
ly a very strong objection to tho
principle of hereditary succession in
American politics, and it could scarce
ly be pretended by Republicans that
lie would ever have been thought of
had lie not been tho son of Abraliam
Lincoln.
The gallant soldier, Phil Sheridan,
would arouse all the military enthusi
asm there is left in the Republican party,
and draw not a few Democratic votes.
But it would be hard to find a candi
date more unfitted for the civil
cares of the Presidency, or one to
whom they would be less congenial.
Moreover, the Republican party is too
well saturated with Knov-Nothing
ism to bo held solid for him if lie were
nominated. Burehard is not a lonely
type of Republican hv any means.
The best place for the brave and gal
lant Sheridan is the place he fills so
well at the head of the army.
The retirement of Mr. Blaine, if it
be a fact, leaves the Republican party,
so far as can now bo seen, absolutely
without a strong leader. —Boston Globe.
West Virginia has Republican
clubs composed exclusively of ex-Con
fedcrates. The Republican organs have
not a word to say against them, but
were they Deniocvatic clubs tlieso
same organs would be calling upon tho
entire country to rise against them. —
Boston Post.
A large number of Foraker clubs
are being organized in Ohio. The ob
jection to a Foraker club is that it is
intended not to hit him over the head
with, but to elect him to the Presi
de.icy. Chicago JkrahL
—in (ho days of old when nights
wore cold, and snow in blizzards flew,
a warrior bold said: ' “Is t iis cold, is’t
cold enough for you?” We grabbed
him by the hair, we smashed him with
a chair; we climbed his frame and
knocked him lame, and filled him with
despair. —Nebraska State Journal.
■
—An Eastern man of figures says
that an average of 1,000 people are
drowned through the ica in the United
States every winter, and an average of
8,000 are drowned by accident in the
summer.
—A consumptive minister in Ohio
has gone into the letter carrier busi
ness, and it is said that his delivery is
improving. —Burlington Free Press.
«♦#•».
The Funereal Month of March.
An observant metropolitan barber says
that he can tell one’s physical condition by
tho state of the hair!
The Bible tells us that with his hair gone
Banison lost his strength. The Romans
considered baldness a serious affliction and
Julius Caesar was never quite satisfied with
himself because hi 3 poll was bare.
The face, however, is the open book and
one can readily trace in its various expres
sions, lines, changes and complexion the
state of the system.
Tho eye that is unusually bright and yet
has a pallid brightness, the face upon
whoso cheeks nature paints a rose of sin
gular beauty and flush, more marked in con
trast with the alabaster appearance of the
forehead and nose and lower part of tho
face, is one of those whom tho skilled phy
sician will tell you will some day dread
tho funereal month of March, because it
is then that consumption reaps its richest
harvest. Consumption they tell us is caused
by this, that and the other thing, by mi
crobes in the air, by micro-organisms in
the blood, by deficient nutrition, by a thou
sand and one things, but whatever the cause,
decay begins with a cough and the remedy
that will effectually stop the cause of that
cough cures the disease of the lungs.
That is all there is of it.
The cough is an evidence of a wasting.
To stop it effectually, a remedy must be
used that will search out the cause, re
move that and then heal the lung and do
away with the cough. This is tho power,
special to itself, possessed alone by War
ner’s Log Cabin Cough and Consumption
remedy. This is no new-fangled notion of
narcotics and poisons, but an old-fash
ioned preparation of balsams, roots and
herbs, such as was used by our ancestors
many years ago, the formula of which has
been secured exclusively by tho present
manufacturers at great trouble and expense.
It is not a mere cold dryer. It is a system
searcher and upbuild er and a consumption
expellant. Where others fail, it wins, be
cause it gets at the constitutional cause and
removes it from the system.
J. W. Heusawof Greensboro, Pa., on Jan.
15, 1&38, reported that “he had derived
more real benefit for the length of time,
from Warner’s Log Cabin Cough and Con
sumption remedy than he had for years
from the best state physicians.”
If you have a cough, night sweats, “posi
tive assurance in your own mind that
you, oh—you, have no consumption,”
and yet lose flesh, appetite, courage, as
your lungs waste away, you may know that
soon the funereal month of March will
claim you, unless promptly and faithfully
you use tho article named. Ii other r> m
edies have failed try this one thoroughly.
If others are offered, insist tho more on
trying this unequaled preparation.
Some persons are prone to consumption
and they should never allow the disease to
become seated.
“YrusoCD in your dress?” asked the
echool-te.icher of a tramp. “X Qi me,
mum,” replied he; “ I drank 2 X S.”—Pitts
burgh Chronicle.
Half-Hale Excursions to Kansas anil Ne-
Inula.
Tho Missouri Pacific Railway will run ex
cursions to all points in Kansas and Ne
braska forty miles west and south of Mis
souri River Points, atone fare for the round
trip, on the following dates: March 21st.
April 4th and 2oth, May 9th and 23d, and
June 6th. The tickets are good for 30 days,
10 days allowed for going passage and five
days’for return trip, with stop over privi
leges in the territory to which these special
rates are made.
The prop her study oi mankind ia how to
support a wife. — Urit'c.
1.394,175 Cigar*
wpro the exact number shipped during the
short, dull month of November, 18a7, by the
largest mail order cigar house in the world,
namely, R. W. Tan3ill & Co., Chicago.
“ Most people neglrct the eyes,” says a
medical paper; but very few n'eg.cct the l 3
A perfect specillc— Dr. Sage’s Catarrh
Remedy.
Jr a ship arrives In port a second late
limy dock it.
If afflicted with Sore Eyea use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. l>ru££ists sell it,3sc.
An extraordinary thing in ladies’ hats—
cheapness. — Texas Siftings.
The proper way to worm the, house Is to
keep the cellar coaled
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If you want to hear some racy English gc
to-a horse-trot on the ica— Burlington Fret
Frets.
Carpet-tacks are now made in drawing
rooms by a ladyship steering her bustle and
train. —New Haven News.
It is said to be unlucky to have thirteen
persons at table, Lnt it is only to be feared
when there Is barely food enough for
twelve.
The most acute embarrassment a girl ever
suffers Is when, after passing a fellow on
the street for whom she has a concealed
fondness, she looUs back at him and he
catches her at it
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It’s the bookmaker who wants the eartb.
Declined with thanks—an objectionable
dish at table.
Private houses hat e dumb-waiters—
hotels have deaf ones
When a musician goes fishing, does be
castanet in the hope of catching a bassoon?
A Bourbon pretender—one who pretends
be doesn't like it when he doea —Buffalo
Courier.
Driving a street car is not a very high
calling, but it con scarcely be classed as
among the lower walks of life.
It is a notable fact that however cleanly
seamen may be on the water, they have a
decided dislike to being washed ashore.—
Boston Transcript.
Train robbers know how to dispnrse the
passengera
The lower the price of coal the mere
grate-full the community. —Binghamton
Lea ler
Shocking Accident.
So read the headlines of many a newspa
per column, and we peruse with palpitating
interest the details of the catastrophe, and
are deeply impressed by the sacrifice of hu
man lives involved. Yet thousands of men
and women are falling victims every year
to that terrible disease, consumption (scrof
ula of the lungs), and they and their friends
are satisfied to believe the malady incura
ble. Now, there could be no greater mis
take. No earthly power, of course, can ro
store a lung that is entirely wasted, but Dr.
Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery will
rapidly and surely arrest the ravages of
consumption, if taken in time. Do not,
therefore, despair, until, you have tried this
wonderful remedy.
The impecunious man In need of gum
shoes is not opposed to u rubber trust— lla -
timort American.
Dlsnxtrona Failure!
Wo can mention no failure more disas
trous than that of physical energy. It in
volves the partial suspension of the digest
ive and assimilative processes, and entails
the retirement-from Business of tho liver
and kidneys. Only through the good offices
of Hostetler's Stomach Bitters can the res
toration of its former vigorous status bo
hoped for. When this aid has been secured,
aresumption of activity in the stomach, liver
and bowels may be relied upon. The Bitters
conquers malarial and kidney troubles.
The boo*black deserves to succeed. He
gets right down to business —Burlington
Free Press.
Seven Cheap Excursions to the West.
Now is the time and the “Great Rock
Island” is the route. Take advantage of
the scries of cheap excursions to Kansas,
Nebraska, Northwestern lowa, Minnesota
and Dakota, leaving Chicago March 20,
April 3 and 24, May 8 and 22, Juno 5 and 19.
Rate, one faro for tho round trip; tickets
first-class, and good for 30 days for return
passage. Do not fail to take advantage of
this opportunity—you may never have such
another. Bo sure your tickets read, via
Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific Rail
way, which has its own lines to principal
points in all these States. For rates and
fail particulars, address E. A. Holbrook,
G. T. and P. A., Chicago, 111.
There were wrestlers in the old chtvalric
days, or else how could a knight throw
down tho gaun'.lct?— Texas Siftings.
Henteel Quacks.
“Yes, it pays,” said a big, fat physician,
with a name which is known throughout tho
medical world. “ I have a practice worth
840,000 a year.” “Women”? “Yes, you’ve
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