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BILL ARP
Discourses Upon the Unhappy Condi¬
tion of the Rich.
Only the Foor Can be Truly Happy—
Riches destroy All That Consti¬
tute True Happiness.
“Qui fit Maeenas” is nearly all the Latin I
remember. It is the nearly beginning of an ode
that Horace wrote two thousand
years ago He mankind was rurainatiog over the dis
satisfaction of over their lot, their
condition, their that occupation, and he wonder¬
ed why it was most everybody imagin¬
ed bts-own case a bard one, *ni tint or.ner
people were better off. Ever s nco th-n his¬
tory has been repeating itself over and over
again. It is the same in the town and coun¬
try. The humble tenant who rents Ian l
thinks The he woiild who bs happy if he owned would it
farmer owns Ui8 far u be
him. happy Country if he had a few more acres that join
folks people tioubles imagine that the town
have no and the towntoiks
long to be rich and live in a city.
We are all looking over the fence into our
nabor’s premises and envy their better cuu
dition. It our nabor has ice, we want ice.
J( he has a carriage, we w <nt a carriage.
But the truth is that the rich nabor is no
happier, hasent for he, too, wanks something In
got, and so it goes. Vanderbilt won’t
be any happier in his six-million-dollar pal¬
ace that he is building at Asheville than his
humble gard ner, who lives in a cottage.
The wrong in building it is that the palace
becomes dead capital. Of course the six
millions were all paid out for labor and are
atill in cireuLtion, but the money could have
been paid out tors methingof more use than
a bouse for a family t > live in. It would
have built a thousand hous-8 for the poor
iu New York. Tint is what P al.ody did
with his money iu London. Mr. Kiser has
just completed him a grand building in Atlanta.
It cost a bund re l thousand dollars, but
it was wanted and is already occupied by the
Terminal railroad for offices.
The house is not dea l, nor the railroad
either. Rents wiii accumulate and buili
another house, and the railroad will carry us
and our products all over th's great country.
There is nothing wrong about that. I 'is
fair and honorable businest If a millionaire
should choose to spend a million in skyrock¬
ets just to see the fun, it would be a stn.
Croesus or some other rich man once gave a
feast, birds’ and the that principal dish was humming
tongues them. cost half a million dollars
to get That, too. was a sin and it is
the follies of the rich that make the poor so
mad, and keep up the strife between capital
and labor. A swell fam ly riding 200 yards
to church in a thousand dollar carriage pro¬
vokes bad thoughts a id ripens the fruit of
revolution. The question goes round: “How
did they get all that money? I never see ’em
work any.”
Now if the common people only knew how
little of real happiness was to'be found in
the homes of the rich, they would not be en¬
vious nor covetous. There are more closets
in large houses than small ones, and there¬
fore more skeieto s. There is a rat’s nest
under every carriage seat and moths in
every seal skin and a prowling thief watch¬
ing the silver on every tab e. The devil is
asleep in the rich man s parlor waiting for
his children. His impi follow them to the
saloon and the gaming table and the ball¬
room and the brothel. Not long ago I met a
friend—a friend of my youth. He has work¬
ed hard and made a fortune, and is still
and working hard for more, and the lines of toil
trouble are set deep in his face. “How
d—n,” are youritoys said he. doing?” Of said I. “Not worth a
inducement. They course not. heard They their had
no never
father talk anything but money, and they
knew that when he died they would get
Th y -> ust wa ‘tiug. Amt yet
« thJcountry oduhi
it a poor man who
only know and realize the security that his
poverty and his location gives to his chil
dren, the security against the temptations
the devilh^naZthat^tsoc^tTanltestJoy and happiness of its
peace members he
would thank God for his good fortune. The
law of compensation comes into every situa
-f’rnL 11 Ufe ‘ ^ go lnu man wdl not murmur
woodnaYTtL SL m9 His W ca°pltal i X k ^
tals lot of poor land, his mule and plow, a
wagon and yoke of steers, his axo and his
strong srms. His children are being raised
He'comes rain catches with him a Iheerfu? he makes srnUefandTtt
He hat and hogs, no complaint
a cow some and his wife
raises chickens and sells eggs and applet and
Uis “ehddrelare hkejy to be. Y haX cTse
in court, and does not complain if drawn on
the jury or summoned to work on the road, rest’
That family enjoy their food and their
and when Sunday eome-> they go to the un
pretending country church and listen to
counsels of the man of God aud go home
thankful to their Heavenly Father for lbs
goodness. This is the picture. Cm a paint¬
er or a poet draw a better one? Indeed,
these are the pictures that painters and poets
love to draw. Tom Moore said:
I knew by the smoke that so g aeefully curl
eil
Abovo the green elms that a cottage was
near,
Aud I said, “If there’s peace to be found in
the world
A heart th it was humble might hope for
it here.”
humble Gray wrote his elegy in memory of the
cottagers, and Burns’ best poem was
“The Cotter’s Saturday Night."
Samuel Rogers was rich, but the wish of
bis heart was
Mins be a cot beside the hill.
And Goldsmith—poor, miserable, delight
ful Goldsmith—paid England tribute to the humble
peasantry of when he wrote:
His best companions—innocence and health,
And his best riches—ignorance of wealth.
The average farmer’s life makes no dis¬
play in the world, and it was never intended
that it should. A man has done his duty
when he has filled his station according to
ins capauivjr. Milton, mere Goldsmith. is, out, one ouaaespeure,
one one There was but
one Bonaparte, and that was English one too many.
I was perusing surprised a book on authors,
and was to find how few of them
lived to a good old age. A literary life is
short in years, works. though Brain some of them are healthv long
in great work is not
work when compared with the outdoor oc¬
cupation farmers. and Shakespeare simple, temperate habits of
the died at fifty-two;
Addison, flftv-three; Pope, fifty Steele, Gibbon, fifty four; Gray,
fifty-five; Dickens, fifty-eight; six; fifty-sev¬
en: nine: Charles Lamb, sixty; Macaulay, Scott, sixty fifty
one;
Coleridge, sixty two; Milton, Bacon, sixty-three;
Collins, sixty-four; Burke, sixty sixty-five; Ar¬
nold, sixty-six; Bulwer, sixty-nine. seven; Southey,
Bixty-eight there Goldsmith and and Burns and Byron Then
was
and Thackeray and Hood, I who never down reach
ed their fiftieth year. penned thirty
oonsacutive names of notable writers, and
their average ago was fifty-six year*. It
would have alarmed me if I had written
anything that was any account, but oonsider-
lug all things I will risk it a little longer.
I( a man can keep calm uni so eno, and
has a good constitution, he can do literary
work a long time; but there are a big lot of
little troubles nowadays. I see a book "gent
coming fortify un the walk right now, and I Imre
to mveelf against him and listen witli
patience and then and resignation book to his little s. eech,
look at his and be courteous,
and then make my little speech and let hi n
f o. I would like to buv all their books, but
can’t. And there is the worry about cooks
and company, and the everlasting frolics of
the young people, for they are going all the
time, and have run away with the town.
There hasent been a day or a night, except
Sunday, in loonstuiess five weeks on that li ml there that waseut tuey
some town
were giving just obliged to take a hand in, for feir
of offense, they say, and sometimes
they don’t et home until midnight, and I
wish we were all back in the country where
we came from. Mi st every one of th ese vft
cation days is as big a thing as a country
wheat thre liing or a Sam Jones tabernacle
meeting, winded frolics and, to my doing opinion, the the e long- ks
are not young to
any good. Irregular hours and ice cream
and rake and canteloup s and milk shakes
have got them all churned up, and we can’t
get them uptto breakfast or home to supper.
But it seems to be the family opinion that I
am getting antiquated, and unreasonable, and
msybe I am. though I have heard the some
other paternals say it has been bauge
nest vacation that ever came over Carters ■
ville. It will soon be over, thank the annA chil¬
■Liora, ana tnen mayne we will get our
dren back again. Country people don’t have
such I bought things, load and they ought to be thankful. Mr.
a of fodder to day from
Gilreath, a good, contented fanner, and his
little ten-yoar-old boy came and with drive, him and
was proud modest to set up on top and
he was and well behaved and has a
good chance to make a good man, but if he
lived in town he would be smoking cigarettes
right now. May the Lord help us nil to be
content with our lot—B ill Arp, in Atlanta
Constitution.
A GIGANTIC COMBINE
To be Formed by Kansas Labor
A Organization. The
Topeka Kan., dispatch organization snys: of
leaders of the alliance
Kansas are in session here to form one of
the most in gigantic this organizations The convention ever or¬
ganized country. members of the Far¬
is composed of the Union, Na¬
mers’ Alliance, Industrial Knights the
tional Industrial Alliance, the
of Labor, the Farmers Mutual Benefit So¬
ciety, the Kansas Alliance Exchange
Company, the Alliance Insurance
Company, the Elevator Company
aud other commercial offsprings
from the Farmers’ Alliance.
The object of the convention is to ex¬
change ideas upon the importance and
necessitv of maintaining and building up
the numerous co operative associations
now in existence or hereafter to be or¬
ganized, such as insurance companies, associa¬
fire, life amt mutual Alliance protective Exchange Com¬
tions, Kansas organizations.
pany and other kindred
The intention is to economize by placing
all these institutions under one manage¬
ment, and thus simplify the machinery
by which they are operated.
A MONTGOMERY BANK FAILS.
The Farley National Suspends
Temporarily.
A , Montgomery, . Ala., dispatch says:
The Farley National bank, organized
January 1, 1890, closed its doors at 12
o’clock Friday, announcing that it was
forced to make a temporary suspension
because papers drawn on New York by
other parties had not been paid when
stock of the bank $100,000, and C T‘ the al
is
deposits are reported to be $56,000.
The suspension was casued by the bank
cashing sundry drafts drawn on New
York b * ^Alabama Terminal and to¬
provement Gompsny, a local corporation
engaged in railroad building and cashed devel
oprnent. The drafts which were
W more e secured than the by su,n P ald on Th^ thc /T** drafts,
But the collateral is of such a nature that
it cannot be realized upon right now,
B°^, 1Qg t hr0U / h h ft** th « t" Terminal company WU1
m the end. , It is stated that the bank
will pay out in full, and that loss to stock
holders will be little if anything.
KILLED IN A TUNNELL.
Eight Men Suffocated in a Pow¬
der Explosion.
A dispatch from Burke, Idaho, says:
Two hundred pounds mouth of of the giant powder
exploded at the tower tun¬
nel of the Black Bear mine, near here,
Friday, wrecking with terrible
_
effect. Four men were imprisoned at
the breast of the drift by rock, which
caved in, and were suffocated. The
bodies of four other mineis are not yet
found, but hope of finding them alive
has been given up. The explosion aud was
terrific, tearing up the earth caving
in the tunnel for the distance of 100 feet.
The rescuing party recovered the dead
bodii s of G. McNeil, general manager; Robert
John Jones, assistant manager;
Blackburn and John Barron, miners.
Four others are missing.
London as It Was.
Haydn’s Dictionary of Dates makes
the statement that the old name of the
city of London was written Lynden or
Llyndin, meaning “the city on the
lake.” An old tradition gives us to un¬
derstand that London was founded by
Brute, a descendant of JEneas, and
called New Troy or Troynovant, until
the time of Lud, who surrounded the
town with walls and named it Caer-Lud
or Lud’s town. This latter is probably
the correct version of the story, if for no
other reason, because it is an easy mat¬
ter to detect a similarity between the
expression Lud’s town and London. It
is claimed by some writers that there
was a city on the same spot 1.107 years
B. C., and it is known that the Romans
founded a city there called Republic. Londinium,
A. D. 61.—(St. Louis
HUMORS OF A DIRECTORY.
MUCH TO AMUSE AND INTEREST
IN NEW YORK’S NEW ISSUE.
The City Boasts of 3200 Smiths,
25H Christened John—11 George
■Washingtons—Odd Names.
The New York City Directory lor
1891 is out, and persons who read
light literature will find in its pages
much to amuse and instruct. The new
Directory contains 379,971 names, a
large increase over last year, and, as
usual, the Smith family is the largest.
The Smiths came to New York when it
was a small village, and they have mul¬
tiplied until twelve pages of the new
Directory are filled with the 3200 names
of the various members of the family.
The John Smiths number 258 and oc¬
cupy one page in the Directory. All the
professions and all classes of trade and
labor are represented oy the 258 John
Smiths.
There are only half as many Browns
as Smiths. The 1600 Browns named oc¬
cupy six pages, and next in point of
numbers come the Jones family. They
number 700 and lead the Robinsons by
200 .
Of the 379,971 names in the Directory
6100 are taken up by the four families
of Smith, Jones aud Robinson, This
settles the disputed question of which
arc the first families of New York.
The four named are first in point of num¬
bers.
The Zwoster, Zwissler, Zwink, Zwie
fah, Zwickl, Zwicky, Zwiech, Zvicke
Zurl, Zust, Zumbush andZumbo families
are among those that have only one name,
each in the Directory.
One of the shortest names is Ey, and
one of the longest is Pfeiflensclmeider.
The families with the long and short
names are small.
There are eleven George TVashiugtons,
and most of them are laborers. There
are only three Thomas Jcftersons and no
Daniel Webster. There are fifty persons
whose names are Gold and as many with
Silver names, while almost a hundred are
Golden in name at least.
Odd names can be found on almost
every page of the Directory, but one of
the oddest in the book is that of Sacob
Phoebe, a driver, who lives at 612 East
Thirteenth street. Pieczonka, Pielstick
er and Piepho, are fair samples of many
names that begin with P.
There is only one man named Sick,
and he is a policeman. There is one
Moth.
A Hester street tailor answers to the
name of Hyman Ashpies, and an East
side plumber is named Sniff. Closely
following the name of Mr. Sniff come
Sniggs, Snitken, Snitzer and Snizek.
Following the large Snyder family
come a collection of names of which these
are fair samples: Soagrio, Soar, Soat,
Sober, Soberer, Socks, Sold, Sole, Son,
Sonenshine, Sonnet, Sons, Soons, Sopp
and Spick.
George Space is a painter, and the
Spades are engaged in various occupa¬
tions.
Speed, Sped, Spedding might mean
the particible, etc., of the verb speed,
but they are proper names on page 1299
of the Directory and in the same order
come the names Spell, Speller, Spell¬
ing. named Tam¬
There are several persons
many who are not members of the society
of the same name. There are three Tricks,
one Trig, but no Triggers. the
John Freedloveis a butler, and is
only man of the name. There is only
one Tubb, and he is a painter. There
is only one Trust, and unfortunately he
is not a merchant or banker. James
Trusty is a messenger and probably
carries only confidential messages.
Persons who enjoy pronouncing hard
names can practice on such tongue twist¬
ers as Tschopik, Tuschudy, Tshoten,
Twirschulk, Tvvohy aud Twohig.
There are plenty of good persons but
only one Twogood. Tne latter is a car¬
penter. Vines and Fig, but
There are two one
no Figtree. "Vinters, Falls,
There are Summers,
Springs, Moons, Moonshine and Stars.
Rain, Wind, Storm, Snow aud llale are
common name3.
There is one man in the Directory
whose name is Muda, and 53 whose
name is Dennis.
The first Directory in New York City
was published in 1786 and contained
846 names. Since that time the number
has steadilv increased, reaching 16,504
in 1810, 150,303 in 1860, 360,960 a
year ago. During the last fifty years
the number of physicians in town has
increased from 400 to 3276; of lawyers
from 1209 to 5026; of takers from 400
to 1125, and of grocers, from 2000 to
4625. The increase has thus been much
larger among professional men than it
has among those engaged in ordinary
business occupations.— New York Sun.
Meerschaum iu New Mexico.
The discovery of a large deposit ot
meerschaum near Silver City, New
Mexico, has just been made public. Sev¬
eral months ago Clark Rogers discovered
the cropping and brought a specimen to
this place. Pieces were sent to Berlin
and Vienna, and a few days ago the re¬
sults of the tests were received here.
Experts in both of these cities reported
that the specimens were genuine meer¬
schaum, and Mr. Rogers and M. W.
Neff, of Silver City, immediately went out
to the place where the discovery was
made and located a claim .—New York
Sun.
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-AND
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the
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To the Ot cat South American Medicine Co.:
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A SWORN CURE FOR ST. VITUS’S DANCE OR CHOREA.
On awfor Orville, Ind., May 19,1885. been af¬
My daughter, twelvo years with old, Chorea had
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State of Indiana, > ss:
Subscribed Montgomery and County, f to before this Mar
sworn me
19,18S7. Chas. M. Travis, Notary Public.
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FOR HARALSON COUNTY CA.
Broken Constitution,
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on account of which haC
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Crawfohdsville, Ind., June 22,1S87.
My daughter, eleven years old, was severely
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Health from whatever cause. John T. Uish.
Siate of Indiana, 1 f 33 .
Subscribed Montgomery and County, to * before this June
sworn me
22,1887. Chas. \Y. Wright,
Notary Publlo.