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THE TRIBUNE f
VOL. IV
Scwrs
Emulsion
of Cod Liver Oil is the means
of life, and enjoyment of life to
thousands: men women and
children.
When it. appetite fails, food it is re¬
stores When a
burden, it lifts the burden.
When youlose flesh,it brings
the plumpness of health.
When work is hard and
duty is heavy, it makes life
bright. is the thin edge of the
It
wedge; the thick end is food.
But what is the use of food,
when you hate it, and can’t di¬
gest it?
Scott’s Emulsion of Cod
Liver Oil is thefood that makes
you forget your stomach.
If you have not tried it, send for
free sample, its agreeable taste will
surprise you.
SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, York.
409 Pearl Street, New
SOc. and $1.00;a!l druggists.
PAID FOR THE PICTURES.
WNere the Money Came From That
Settled the Bill.
“For diplomatic kindness I will never
forget one man," remarked a well
known sportsman of Pittsburg. “He
certainly knew how to do the right
thing, and although it didn’t cost him
anything it helped a crowd of us out
of an embarrassing predicament for
the time. A party of young fellows,
myself in the number, were camping
years ago on the Beaver river, not far
from lio“k point. None of us had much
money after getting our outfit and the
farmers gut about all that was left
in ex< liange for milk and butter. One
dat three of us decided to go up to tlie
picmc grounds, and just as luck would
have it. we met a crowd of girls from
our own town It was a happy meet¬
ing all around until some fool girl
engirt* ted that we all get our pictures
taken To save our lives, the three of
us boys couldn't have raised a total of
lt> cents, but like true soldiers of for¬
tune we decided to go ahead and trust
to luck to meet the obligation.
"The artist eyed us rather queerly
nud our hearts began to fall After a
.whispered consultation 1 was delegated
to take him aside and uegotiate with
him l was authorized to stake every¬
thing we had. even down to our good
names. I stated the case briefly but
eloquently and I must have made a
good impression, for. when I had fin¬
ished. he said it would be all right
The strangest part of it all to me was
wbeu he handed me a dollar bill.
“ ’I know how it is myself.' he said
‘You want to put up a bluff before
these girls .lust hand me the dollar
for the pictures when I’m through.’
“That was what pleased me. and I
flashed that bill before the girls with
the air of a magnate It was Just a
month later that I learned from a
brothel of one of the girls that they
had noticed our worried looks and had
forestalled us by paying the pho¬
tographer the dollar flourished so
proudly.”- Pittsburg News.
Too Hurried.
A “tenderfoot’’ who was trying his
luck on a western ranch was at first
horrified by the table etiquette which
prevailed among his associates.
One day his feelings evidently came
so near the surface that a cowboy
whose performances with a table knife
of unusual size had aroused the ten
derfoot’s amazement, paused with an¬
other koifeful of food half way to bis
lips. inquired
“What’s the matter?’’ the
cowboy with disconcerting promptness,
lr the tone of one who means to be
answered.
“Ah - er- nothing,” hastily responded
the tenderfoot.
“Look here,” cried the cowboy, with
an accompanying thump of bis un¬
occupied hand on the table, “1 want
you -to understand that I’ve got man¬
ners. but I haven’t time to use 'em—
that’s all!”—Youth’s Companion.
Somethin!* Tor fothiis.
Some time ago then appeared in sev¬
eral Paris papers an advertisement of
an obscure fruit dealer, in which be of¬
fered to give a prize of 5 francs for the
largest apple sent to him. Then fish
"Don^t Give Up the Slxlp*"
BUCHANAN, GA,. FRIDAY, MAY io, i 9 oi.
caught at' the bait with marvelous ra¬
pidity. and In less than a fortnight the
advertiser had received enough fruit to
stock his store for the season Natu¬
rally he was glad to pay f> francs for
the largest of the lot. and just as natu-
rally he kept all the unsuccessful sped-
metiR for sale from his shop Besides,
tbe advertising resulted hi a large In-
crease in bis business.
A Harsh Fate,
**Yis. poor chap.’’ said Michael, “he
bad a baro isime av It. He ought to
be glad he s dead He ntver bad none
av the blessings av the rich. The only
tolmc he iver rode id a carriage In bis
loife was phwln he wlnt to his funer-
aL”—Chicago l imes Herald.
Lnrky Bing lea.
“Bingles ts a lucky man His time
goes rigid on whether be Is waking or
sleeping sick or well ”
“What Is Bingles business?”
“Watchmaker ’’-Ohio State Journal
English women are not supposed to
rend the daily newspapers They take
to the weeklies, and that Is why Lon
don has a great number of that class
of a high order.
In the sixteenth century It was cus-
tomary In Herman? to get up at 5
o’clock, dine at 10, sup at ft and go to
bed at &
De ware of a t o.igli.
A cough is not a dis ase, but a symp
torn. Consumption and bronchitis,
which are the most dangerous and fa-
td diseases, have fur their first indi¬
cation a persistent cough, and if
properly treated as soon as this cough
appears are easily cured. Chamber¬
lain’s Cough Remedy has proven won¬
derfully successful, and gained its
wide reputation and extensive sale by
its success in curing the diseases
which ause couching. If it is not
beneficial it will not cost you a cent.
F"r sale by Copeland Bros, Bremen;
S Gauldiug & Co,, Waco.
Victoria and Dlrkena.
Literary celebrities, as a rule, were
not those who attained to any high
degree of personal favor at the hands
of Queen Victoria, but she paid Charles
Dickens a delicate compliment. Dick-
eus. who. by the way. in bis youthful
days was devoured by a grand passion
for the youthful queen, was Invited
when at the climax of his fame to
dine at Windsor castle. lie was after
dinner presented by the queen with a
copy of her book "Tour In the High¬
lands.” and oil the fly leaf was in¬
scribed in her own baud this sentence:
“From the humblest to the most dis¬
tinguished author ln England." The
queen afterward showed many favors
to Lord Tennyson, but even In making
him a peer of the realm she did not
bestow as great a compliment.
Trafalgar Hats.
The year 1805 was a memorable one.
as on Oet. 21 was fought and gained
the battle of Trafalgar, and then, as
now, fashion complimented heroes hy
devising toilets named ln their honor.
So Nelson was commemorated by a
hat—the “Trafalgar”—and every wo¬
man and child adopted the wondrous
structure, which would outdo even
the headgear of the present day, for
these hats were of enormous width
and breadth, something of the size of a
round table, and so loaded with plumes
that the wearers must have looked ail
hat—Gentleman’s Magazine.
Qneatlon of Ownership.
“Need of counsel? Come up and let
me Introduce you to my lawyer.”
“Y’our lawyer? Do you own a law
yer?"
“I—er—well, no. certainly not He
owns me.”—New York Press.
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“It is with a good deal of pleasure
and satisfaction that I recommend
Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diar¬
rhoea Remedy,” says Druggist A. W.
Sawtelle, of Hartford, Conn. “A lady
customer, seeing the remedy exposed
for sale on my show ca e, said to me:
‘1 redly believe that medicine saved
my life the past summer while at th*
shore,’ and she became so enthusiastic
over its merits that, I at once made up
my mind to recommedd it in the fut¬
ure. Recently a gentleman came into
my sto e so overcome with colic pains
that he sank at once to the floor. I
gave him a dose of this remedy which
he ped him, I repeated the dose and
in fifteen minutes he left my store
smilingly informing me that he felt as
well as ever.” Sold by Copeland Bros
Bremen; S Gaulding & Co. Waco,
THE TITLE REILLY TOOK.
He Made Himself as m* a Man aa th«
Beat of Thrill,
"When you mention the name of
John Reilly, you touch a reminiscent
chord in the hearts of hundreds of the
older residents of Baltimore,” remark-
ed a well known gentleman,
“On one occasion Reilly had to jour¬
ney to Philadelphia on business. It
was in the time of the old stagecoaches.
and be made his way leisurely along,
Upon arriving there he registered at
one of the loading hotels. That leads up
to my story. At that time it wascustom-
ary for men to add to their signatures
such titles or evidences of dignity as
they possessed. When Reilly looked
over the hotel register, he saw some¬
thing like this: ‘John Jones, LL. D.;
William Smith, A. M.. A. B.: Samuel
Johnson, D. D.’ Seizing a pen. he in¬
scribed the following: ‘John Reilly, F.
R. S.’ Then he went about his busi¬
ness and spent a pleasant and profita¬
ble afternoon.
“Returning to the hotel at night, he
was met by a committee of leading and
learned citizens. They greeted him
with greatdefereneeandexpressed their
gratification that such a distinguished
man should be in their midst. He was
urgently requested to deliver a lecture
before some scientific body during bis
stay. You see, they judged from the
mystic letters on the hotel register that
he was a fellow of the Royal society.
“Reilly was a man of Imposing per¬
sonal appearance. He made himself
very agreeable to the committee, but
could not name a date for the lecture.
When they left him. a friend asked the
reason of the demonstration.
“ ‘What do you mean by writing the
letters F. R. S. after your name, any
way?’
“ ‘They mean “fried, raw and stew¬
ed." and 1 serve the best In Balti¬
more.’ ’’—Baltimore Sun.
A MAYOR’S MIRACLE.
H* Made the Blind See. the Deaf
Hear and the I<nme Walk,
From the many anecdotes of
fylde Moore Oirew's roguePWs In Ar-
thur Montefiore Brice's essay on that
“Amazing Vagabond" we quote one in
which Carevv and his gypsy crew who
had rigged themselves up as cripples
and gathered at Bridgewater fair to
plunder the Junketers came off second
best,
When the mayor of Bridgewater
heard that this motley group of crip-
pies had arrived, lie announced to some
of his frieuds that he was possessed of
a power they perhaps little suspected—
that, in fact, he could make the blind
see, the deaf hear and tin* lame walk,
Bets were freely made that he could do
nothing of the kind, and thereupon the
mayor had the gypsies arrested and
Immediately brought before him and,
after hearing their harrowing tales, or¬
dered them to be confined for the night
ln the lockup.
About 10 o’clock at night, however,
the municipal surgeon entered with a
lantern and announced that he would
examine them all in the morning In or¬
der to report to the mayor whether or
not they really suffered from deformity
of one kind or another, and he went on
to say that those who were found to be
impostors would be treated by the
mayor with severity so extreme that,
moved to pity, he would allow any such
misguided wretch to escape there and
then from the lookup on condition that
he immediately left the town.
At this intelligence a great commo¬
tion arose, and In less time than It
takes to write it the whole crowd surg¬
ed out of the lookup, flinging away
their crutches and wooden legs, patch¬
es and bandages, and made off down
the town at topmost speed, the blind
leading the way with unerring steps,
the dumb crying aloud their fears, the
deaf replying to them, aud the lame
sprinting along at a rattling pace.
Now. just opposite the lockup, on the
farther side of the street, stood the wit¬
ty mayor and his friends, convulsed
with laughter at the success of bis
scheme.—Argonaut.
IN THE MATTER OF CRYING.
Wkfle Weeplss I« dmtte Natural, It
Mar Be “Cared” la Cklldrea.
It comes natural to every woman to
pity a child when it hurts itself. Be
the misadventure big or little, the
mother immediately takes the little one
ln her arms and In her most sympa¬
thetic, pitying tones tries to solace it
And of course the child concludes
something terrible has happened to it
and cries vigorously. A little baby if
pitied can soon be brought to a weep¬
ing state when nothing whatever is the
matter with it Just call up your most
tender, sympathetic tone; ask him that
time honored question, “Did they boos
the baby?’ and the little lips will begin
to quiver, the mouth to droon. nnd_afiop
a wall breaks forth that is meant to In¬
dicate that “they” did.
Of course children will cry some¬
times. Crying Is an Institution that
cannot be done away with. Crying,
more or less, is expected with the advent
of the little stranger, but the more or
less depends largely on the parents. A
child can be laughed Into a good bo-
mor. Instead of pityiug him at the nu¬
merous little hurts he gets, those that
are renlly of no Importance, treat
them as a good joke. Laugh at them,
and the baity will quickly laugh with
you. It doesn’t take long to chase the
tears away. Besides doing away with
a lot of unnecessary crying It teaches
him not to mind little hurts and devel-
ops a brave, manly little fellow This
does not apply to serious mishaps, but
to those numerous little bum, s which
youngsters are continually getting and
which a little pity quickly magnifies
Into something of importance tu child
tsh eyes.
Never giving a child anything he
cries for is another excellent way to
ni P ln the bu<1 the crying habit. If it Is
P r °P er f° r blm 10 have, promise It to
hl,n when he stops crying. Reward his
good behavior, not his bad. Of eoursa
If bad habits in this direction are forru-
ed. It Is hard to correct them. But such
discipline observed from the beginning
will make crying sd infrequent per¬
formance in the home where the youth¬
ful monarch reigns.—Philadelphia Tele¬
graph.
Billioiisne s is a condition charac¬
terized by a disturbance of the diges¬
tive organs. The stomach isdehi'itat-
ed. the liver torpid, the bowels consti¬
pated, There is a loathing of food,
pains in the bowels, dizziness, coated
tongue and vomiting, first of the un¬
digested or partly digested food and
then of bile. Chamberlain’s Stomach
and I,iver Tablets allay the disturban¬
ces of the stomach and create a healthy
appetite, 'i hey also tone up the liver
toahealthv action and regulate fhe
bowels. Try tli* m and you are certain
to be mui’h pleased with the result.
Hirsil-b.y _ , < 'op-land , Bros, Bremen;
^ Caulding & Co. Waco.
A BOY AND A RIFLE.
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And the Trick the Father Played to
Hukr the VoniiKMer Careful.
Exact statistics on the subject are
lacking, but it is certain that the man
who “didn't know it was loaded" kills
nud maims annually a great many per-
sons. The only safe rule with a gun
is never under any circumstances to
point it at anybody. One should al-
ways act on the as.sump.iou that it is
loaded. Unfortuuately, though, an aver-
age human being learns only by ex¬
perience. and where a gun is concerned
that often entails an awful price.
Bearing this in mind a veteran
sportsman of this city adopted a
unique method of impressing this les¬
son on his son. This Is how he told
the story:
“1 want my son to be a sportsman,
so that when he gets to be as old as
his father he may have as many
pleasant memories to look back to.
Therefore, on his sixteenth birthday I
gave him a rifle. And instead of read
ing him a long lecture on the necessity
of handling the weapon carefully. I put
up a job on him that would be far more
effective. After he had spent a couple
of hours fondling it and cleaning it
and examining the mechanism, after
the manner of healthy boys. 1 eontriv-
eu unknown to him to slip a blank
cartridge into the breach.
"Then 1 called him out into the yard
and holding my hat In front of me. ask¬
ed him to show me how be would take
aim at It. There was an explosion, and
he fell In a dead faint You may think
it mean of me. but I allowed him to
think that only the badness of his aim
or some Intervention of Providence
saved me from death. The lesson he
learned will last him through life, be¬
cause a terrible fright accompanied It
Some day when he gets old enough to
have a boy of his own. 1 shall tell him
of the trick 1 played on him.”—New
York Herald.
No Keys to White Bonne.
In these modern days the front door
of the White House Is not locked at
night. Practically no doors are locked,
and If the steward should look around
for keys be would probably not find
half of those formerly ln use. Big po¬
licemen are about the only doors at the
executive mansion. They guard the
main doors at all hours of day aud
night, and there is no need to close and
lock the Inner doors. Before President
Lincoln’s time policemen were rare at
the president’s home, aud when all the
clerks and servants had gone home at
night the housekeeper went around
and carefully locked all the doors in¬
side and outside except to rooms occu-
NO 23
pied by those going in and coming out.
— Washington Star.
Don’t Be hpnrlnn of tasr Lav*.
The power of love Is one of the great¬
est gifts to Immunity It generates the
sunshine of the moral universe with¬
out which life would lie a desert waste.
Use this divine |K>w**r without stint.
Be prodigal of your love. Let It radl-
ate freely It will brighten the dark
places. It will gladden the sorrowing,
It will lift you a!»ove the petty, grlnd-
Ing cares that so soon corrode the mind
and sap the energies. It is the golden
key that will admit you to the palace
of the true life.- Success,
Well Kioigh.
“Didn't 1 tell you to let well enough
alone?” said the doctor to the con vales-
cent who had disobeyed and was suf-
tertng s relapse.
“Yes, doctor,” whined the patient.
"but 1 wasu’t well enough.”—Detroit
Free Press.
Not Wfaollr ■ Mlaloriact.
The Widow Yes. Henry's death Is a
great loss to me. hut I am thankful for
one thing he died before he could get
bis patent perfected
Sympathizing Friend Pardon me.
The Widow You Jon’t understand?
Why. In thai case, von know ail the
money he tiad would hove goue sooner
or later.-Boston Transcript.
Helping the Enemy.
A coal heaver was getting ln a lorn?
of coal in the suburbs of London. He
was shoveling In the coals at a good
rate when he was startled by a terrific
yell from the house adjoining.
“Wot the dickens is the matter?’
queried the coalman, starting up.
A disheveled looking Individual mads
his appearance at the door.
“Matter, you thickhead?’ shouted the
man, frantically endeavoring to pull
his hair up in clots by the roots, “you
are putting the coal down the wrong
hole. My wife's people live there!”—
London Tit-Bita.
Miss Florence Newman, who has
been a great sufferer from muscular
rheumatism, says Chamberlain’s Pain
Halm is the only remedy tha affords
her relief. Miss Newman Is a much
respected resident of the village of
G ay, N Y., and makes this statement
for the benefit of others similarly af¬
flict d. This liniment is for sale by
Copeland Bros. Bremen; S Gaulding
& Co Waco.
Notice, Tax Payers.
I wiliae at the following places on the dates
named for the purpose of resolving the tax re¬
turns fo7 the y>ie lb 1 :—
Huchanau, April I to 6 and 25,
Tallapoosa.April 13and 23.
Waco, Apr'l 15 and 29, a. in.
Bremen, April 15 and 29, p. in.
7th Court (Pound, April 16 and 30, a. m.
158.5th Court Ground, Head’s store, April 16.
and 30 p. m.
20th Court Ground, Block ville, April 17 and
May 1, a. in.
Mt. View, April 17 and May 1, p. m.
Felton, Apiil 18 anu May 2, a. m.
Wild Cat. Apr-1 18 and May 2, p. m
Steadman, April 19 and May 3, a. m.
1512 Court Ground, Berea, Apiil I 9 May 3pm
Buncombe, April 20 and May 4, p. m.
Buchanan, May 7 and 25, and June 4.
Tallapoosa, May 9 and 24 and June 5 and 6 .
Waco, May 13.
Bremen May 14 and June 10.
7th Court Ground, May 15 a. in.
1585th Court Ground, May 15 p, m..
29tli Com t Ground. Blockville, ay 16, a. m.
Mt. View May 16, p. m.
Felton, May lit
wildcat,May 18 a. m.
Steadman, May 18. p. m.
1512JCourt Ground. May 21 , p. m.
Buncombe, May 22, p, m .
JOHN W. BENTLEY. H. T. R.
for Haralson County Ga.
MUSIC IN THE HOME
The most pleasant homes in our
country are those that have the most
music in them. If you want a Piano
or Organ, new or second-hand, of
good honest makes, at ho esi prices,
with reasonable terms, etc., call on or
write us. We havejust purel ased a
car load of the best organs made. We
sell the celebrated Chicago 0> ttage
Organs: also regular $300 Piaio s f >r
7>200. which ar* floe Pianos, with >v»ry
modern iinprovi m**nf. We * II be in
our music house every Saturday. Come
or write. L. Y, Aligned & Co.
Tcnin'e. Ga.
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Ark., says: 'Cactus Conqonnd, the
gr at la'ative spr>ng ton ”, increased
inv weight 25 pounds, and saved my
ife. For sa -• h\ H D Lasseter.
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