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BUSINESS OFFICE 1’ HONE 85
In dig-nation: Klondike.
The white dove of peace is still
flapping its wings.
Noah is said to be the first
broker to float stocks.
Mile’s campaign in Porto Ri
co is the picnic of the war.
Sampson wasted $2,000,000
worth of ammunition on Santia
go forts.
The mails f< How the flag. Ad
dress your letters Porto Rico,
U. S. A. <
Garcia is showing the Ameri
cans that his sword lias not lost
its cunning.
The fishermen are enjoying
mud cats as the net profits of
their business.
There are more reception com
mittee! in Puerto Rico than regi
ments of soldiery.
The dry goods clerk volunteer
should make a good man on a
counter-march.
That great European war that
wa« to come as a result of th*-
Hispano American conflict has
failed to materialize.
A punster observes that the gen
eral of the army is no longer Miles
-"»av from *h» front,
r x
\ hit the bull’s eye
/-m he made a manly appeal
die lovers of fair play of Amer-
Attoi
’J ed ly, the Colonel of the
Rough Riders, is easily the
Lieutenant General of Rough
Writers.
The New York Sum, among oth
er pet names, refers to James Gor
don Bennett asan elemosenary re
ref rigera tor.
A law granting SSOO to every
burgher who is the f ather of twelve
I bovs has hem introduced in the
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Transvaal Volksraad,
Suppose Miles does capture
Port* Rico without loss of life,
does such an accident justify his
claim for a Lieutenant General
ship?
Shafter has betrayad Teddy
Roosevelt’s private letter. Teddy
should have profited by the
Georgia democratic primary of
last spring.
Ry the fall of Santiago and
the Cuban cable station Spain
bas lost the sweet click-click of
the musical typewriter, operated
by Blanco.
Grover Cleveland, like Mrs.
Hayes’ lata husband, is starting
a chicken farm. Grover will
never be able to raise democratic
roosters, again, however.
Two or three American men
of-war may be sent through the
Suez canal to re-enforce Admi
ral Dewey’s fleet. Should the
Oregon be one of the vessels or
dered to the Philippines, as ia
hinted, her new cruise would be
a remarkable supplement to the
voyage of that battleship around
the South American continent.
Returning later to San Francis
co, the Oregon would have
made the most wonderful cir
cumnavigation of the waters of
the world achieved by any man
of-war in naval history.
Spt-akei Reed predicts with pat
riotic confidence in the enterprise
of his countrymen, that a new era
of prosperity will set. in after re
covery from the check given to
business by the war it is evident
that the Speaker does not hold,
vith Senator Thurston and other
eminent Jingo statesmen, that war
is a great promoter of national
prosperity.
JB. —‘g
Louisville has determined to
exempt from taxation for a pe
riod of five years any new man
ufacturingenterprises that may
be started up at that place. Rome
has many richer attractions to
offer and therefore does not have
to discriminate against the man
ufacturers now engaged in hell -
ing build the city.
‘A 1 J. "’J
The Rev. James Boyd Brady,
of Boston, recently preached in
the morning on “Reasons for
Resting in the Living Arms of
God” and in the evening on “To
Hell With Spain.” The Rever
end Jeems is a lulu.—Memphis
Commercial Appeal.
It was Commodore Schley
who said that the naval victory
at Santiago was “big enough for
us all.” Admiral Sampson might
have kaid something more to the
point, but it was necessary to
show where the New York was.
—Constitution.
Don Carlos pretends that he
is too chivalric to order a rising
in his own behalf while Spain is
in such great distress, but how
does he ever hope to gain the
throne until his distracted coun
try has reached the last stages
of desperation?—Chattanooga
News.
S .ntiago must have a garrison
—then who better to send there
than the iinmunes. These gallant
boys by the act of enlistment
bound themselves for this very
duty. Let Senator Bacon, et al
engage thwir services and enter
their protests elsewhere.
25.000 men have always made
a sufficient large standing army
for the United States, now, how
ever, we are told that it will
take 50,000 troops to keep Cuba
in a state of peace after the war
is over. Who is to pay the
freight?
Coming from the Boston
Globe, this statement has double
force and appositeness : “Per
haps if Gen. had not been
so good a democrat he would
have been assigned before now
to a responsible position at the
front.”
The Cork Examiner declares
that Admiral Sampson was born
in County Limerick, Ireland.
This must be an error, for no
Limerick Irishman would delib
ately rob a fellow officer as
Sampson has done Schley.
The oldest member of the Order
of Odd Fellows in the world recent
ly celebrsted the ninety-third an.
niv rsnry if his birth in Baltimore,
lie is Cap win Richard Lawton.
The war is costing Spain S2B -
COO 000, a mouth But she needn’t
cere. The folks that she is borrow
ing >t from are the ones who shou d
' do the w< rrying.
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And now they claim that the
Spaniards do not write letters
because they cannot lick stamps,
Ray’s “immunes were delight
ed when ordered to march on
Santiago. Ry this time they are
in transports.
From thsir kindly manifesta
tions we gather that our British
friends know a baud wagon when
they see cue, and know a'so what
to do when it draws near.
The average water drinker
dams the Etowah every time he
encompasses a gulp of Oosta
naula real estate. Who ruint
them water works, anyhow?
Ray’s immunes knew what
they were doing when they en
listed. Then why raise a kick
when they are ordered to do that
for which they were enlisted?
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France will not take a ha»d in
the war so long as there is a chance
that a wandering American squad
ron might capture Devil’s Island
and give Capt, Dreyfus a chance
to tell his storv.
Gen. Miles has cut off his
mustache, and will confirm the
Spaniards in their belief that
expedition against Porto Rico
s a barefaced proceeding, says
the Chicago Ledger.
There is a Gen. G ircia in Cu
ba ; there is a Gen. Garcia in
Porto Rico, there is a Gen. Gar
cia in the Philippines. Has
John Smith taken a non de
guerre and gone on the warpath?
Gen. Coppinger is perhaps the
only United States officer who
has also seen service in the ranks
cf the British army. The son oi
a Warwickshire squire, he serv
ed as a “Tommy Adkins” before
he came to this country.
LADIES’ FINE SAILORS.
Go to Lanham & Sons and get
one of those fine sailors they are
selling so cheap, They are ac
tually worth SI.OO, $1.50, $2.00
and some even more, yet they
are selling, choice for 50 cents.
Have You Noticed—What a
spick, span, live, wide-awake,
up-to-date paper this morning’s
Hustler-Commercial is? If you
have not, then glance through
its columns of all home set read
ing matter. Every page is full
of readable items and enterpris
ing t dvertisi merits. Now is the
tesdS&ti' ■-
The wife of S’aiico I’nawictch,
a gypsy in Chicago, han apph ■ !
for a divorce, claiming that for
punianmeut he chained her to a
btar.—The hti’band in hie peti
tion says he did it to punish the
Dear fcr not performing properly.
o o o
Over in Alabama a young man
went to enlist. IL was given a
newspaper to read, but he could
not, and was just as succeeßfu’
when asked to write in English, and
when reminded of his ii.« fliciencv
he said: ‘‘Veil. I can’t read or
write English but I can fight 'ike
h—l in any' langwitch, and J
thought id vos fighdters wanted,
not brofessora.” He was enthusias
tically accepted .
o o o
Apuinsldo will find that placing
himself between h—l and the iron
works will not add to the comfort
of the situation, suggests an ex
change.
o o o
“No Evangeline, ’hors de com
bat’ is not ‘the French for war
ho”se observes the Charlestor News
and Courier; it is the Spanish of
what comes of monkeying with the
business and of a war mule.’ ’ ’
o o o
Flour contracted for by the gov
ernment, last May, has fallen in
price since that time $2 50 per
barrel.
o o o
One of the New York girls at
Manhattan Beach created a little
excitement the other day by wear
ing a inask when she went into
the vurf to bathe. Perhaps she
felt that she really ought ot wear
something, observes the Chicago
Times-dierald.
o o o
The people of H molulu are very
much interested in a natural curi
osity which there exists in the
shape of an algaroba bush, or
honey mesquite, which is growing
upside down. Tnis remarkable
plant is ths property of C. B. Ray
nolds who drove an algaroba
branch into the ground suull end
first as a suppirt for a vine.
To his surprise the branch
threw out other branches and
leaves, all inclined toword the
ground, and it is still growing
luxuriant 1 v,
0 0 0
FjtncaV rious Sources. Hav
ing missed one of his students
from the kirk sch >ol for several
Sunday®, a Scotch minister said
to one of his relatives: “I haena
seen yeer cousin Bell at the class
for a long while. Ye ken it’s her
duty tae attend the schule. Whar
has she gaen?” “I canua very
weel tell ye that, meenister,” was
the cautious reply, “but she’s
deed. ”
o o o
When the eminent botanist.
Profession Altman, of Glasgow,
was a small boy he had the pres
ent of a silver bit. whereupon his
mother was so worried with the
questions as to what hj should do
with it that she exclaimed: “Real
ly, you had better go to Thomas
Elliot’s (a well known pharma
cist,) and buy sixpence worth of
patience.’’
Down th u street marched the
lad and demanded of the chemist.
“Mr. Elliot, please give me six
pence worth of patience.”
Mr, Elliot, taking in the sit
uation at a glance,suid; “Certain
ly, my boy there’s a chair. Just
sit down and wait till you get it.”
Professor Aitman’s endeavor to
purchase patience was a great suc
cess. It has never b<>nu forgotten
by either himself or hie friends.
o o o
“Now.” said the lawyer who
was conducting the cross examina
tion, “yon will please state how
and where you first met this man.”
“I think,” said lady with the
sharp nose, “that it was.—”
“Never mind what you think,”
interrupted the lawyer, “We want
facts here. We don’t care what
you think, and we haven t any
time t<> waste in listening to what
you think now please tell us where
and w hen it was that you first met
this man.”
The vjtness made ro rtqily.
“Come, come,” urged the lawyer
I demand an answer to my qm s
tmn.’’
Still :io response from the wit
ness.
“Your honor,” said the Icwyer
turning I,j the court. “I think 1 ■
am entitled to an answer to tl e
question I have j ut
“The witness will please answer!
the question. ” said the court, in
mpreßsive tones.
“Can’t,” said the lady.
“Why not?”
“The court doesn’t care to bear
what I think does it?”
“No ”
“Then ther’s no use qti' F toning
line any further. lam not a law
yir I can’t ta k without thinking,
so they called the next witness
America is the home of the
eagle, and so long as he comes
home to roost the republic is
safe.
The Roosevelt “round-robin”
sings the first notes of hope
Spain has heard since the picnic
opened.
Hobson is the son of Georgia’s
daughter, then little wonder he
had a big t ime visiting his grand
parents.
An exchange says “Merritt
will win in the Philippines.”
Merrit should always and at all
places win.
The secretary of war is a queer
animal. He his been frantic to
get immune regiments to Santi
ago. The regiments already there
have become immune in many
cases, and th >se he purpi ses to
send back to the United States.
He is a weak brother.—Sparta
Ishniaelite.
THE COST OF THE MAINE.
Spain has already lost her
navy. T’m Pelayo and the Car
los V. ; re all that remain of her
fightin ■ ships As a naval power
Spain >w ranks with Chili or
with P >rt ugal.
Spain h >s also lost all of her
colonies which were of any im
portance. 'litis is bad enough,
but “worse remains behind.”
With the loss of her naval
power amt of her colonial em
pire Spain drops from the ranks
of the first class powers of the
world. Unable either to nelt> or
harm, not worth regarding eith
er as friend or foe. Spain loses
her rank in diplomacy, The Am
bassadors at her court will be
replaced by ministers and in the
affairs of Europe and the world
she will ij i.ve neither voice nor
weight Historic Spain, t : e
Spain ‘ great tra Lticns and of
some pus-ibilities, came to an
end m that dark night when the
Marine was blown up in Havana
harbor.—N. Y. World.
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