The Hustler of Rome. (Rome, Ga.) 1891-1898, February 19, 1894, Image 2

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m HUSTLER OF ttumE. potto ’ice as •‘UrM. clv»» Beoona-cliM Mail latter. ; G. BYRD, imager.' 1 DAILY AND SUNDAY-. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTIG 1 ' 10 cent a week or $5.00 per annum ' W'TFJCE: Corner Broad Street and Avenue. Official Organ ! ,<CMr ’.trie city of Rome, and Foyd, the “Banner county’* of Georgia. ANNOUNCEMENT. Rome Ga. Jan. 23. 1894 fc irSonroß Hustler of Rome. 3 7 0 u are hereby authorized to I -EMK.lUjounce this ticket to the voters |i; <Atlßom9, subject to their action in I Sis -coming municipal election, » tailing their support, we pledge our effort, individual and cono [ to the services of the peoph ! \ to the upbuilding of our city. Respectfully, FOR MAYOR JOHN I). MOORE. FOR ALDERMEN STirst Ward—A. B. McArver, Second Ward—W. J Neel. 'Third Ward —Henry SiolTragan. Wourth Ward Walter Harris, IB'ifth Ward -T. J. McCaffrey. . "DOES IT PAY TO ADVERTISE? Home Ga. Feb. 14th 9t .Dear Byrd: For goodness sake stop t. al advertisement about me having - Aikorase to rent, have rented the •■jiafte and am still overrun with ap Yours truly. Luke McDonald Ts you have any thing to sell ad -estarfise it in the Hustler of Rome. iSf you have any kind of business to fcocifeact with your fellow mortals, the i?s r stj.er or Rome is the medium by %'liicli to get in touch with them at once So testify all wdio try it, Where is the oldest paper in Geor gia published? And the levee and the Union pass- depot, where are they ‘ at?” " ■■■■ r i 11 - Time by the fore-lock means the ’ key to the situation—‘‘Generally but Evans missed it. Th J Sunday Morning Tribune with its regular >1 ax-Meyerhardt Evan s - iteSunm-of gush appeared on yester day as usual Telephone talk is no cheaper, nei ther is then a decline in rates of •“talking <1 rough the hat.” Every body t»’k. deneral Northen hits exhausted his in the Way cross war. He iaaay have a fight for the United ’States senate but he wont be “in it.’’ The old daaX and dumb Greeks aiuet have had a tenible time mak - Big those cld letters on their fingers —Hut they had a picl.uk kby the side of the Jews. The Thomasvi’le Advertiser thinks it is fortunate that Uncle Sam does send Consuls to Hades as some iittle 2x4 editor would want the job. SVhy not let him have it? He is emi grating in that direction anyway. 1 .. And now it has been shown that Mr. Atkinson was willfully misquoted l>y th ? Atlanta papers and in his «j>eech spoke proudly of Atlanta but roasted s- me of her politicians Now let Mr, Meyerhardt defend his de fense of the “Atlanta ring.” ... . . j__j. ■— M.The Savannah Press says ‘ Gen. Gordon is performing a public service • by ois lecturing tour.” Why of course 7450 b a lecture, and his salary as a :3eoator, keeps him from becoming a pKnper, and a pensioner on the state’s bounty. *iSnoliygoster” Ham is engaged in ’Ousting-egga” in the Evan’s boom . • Mr. Hama paper, the Georgia Crack is in the field doing valiant ser vice for Mr. Atkinson. Ham was in dhe thickest of the fight in *92 and i liiere learned to sing “comrade ’ with 1 O W ED TO THE SPRING POET I The bird’s happy welling glad from its throat Making merry its frost smitten bowers, As it trills through the calm of this early Spri"g balun, is prophetic of Aprils warm showers, —And a harbinger of Spring, love and flowers. All the cold winter through, while tho North wind blew, , We have shivered in its fieice icey blow; The delinquent's withstood eur appeal lags for Wood, “Nor would list to the tale of our woe, And poe’B wrote of "beautiful snow.” This Life isat best but a vale of unrest, Yat the winter time is most a] t to show it— For the teos'tn of your pants meets the gale's mad advance, And its cold, very cold— and you know it —And you long for the song of Springs peat. Oh the poets who sing, in the beautiful Spring, And who warbles 'til the last rose of summer Is very very very, apt to make you feel merry Though you !• ok like an out and our bum mer, Os the birds Spring poet’s the Hummer, Like the hen’s April lay, his will hatch out in May, Just the thoughtmakes a fellow feel laz.y, i Yes the winter winds that juggle, soon will cease from the struggle, And the bumble bee will monkey with the naisy, —A nd the Spring poets song—drive us crasy, , I’HILL GLBKN BVKD In a law suit in Camden, N. J. ) Henry George sued for the possession . of $2 >,OOO left by an eccentric ad - mirer. The case has been in litigation so long that, the other day, when the case was finally disposed only S2OO of the $20,000 was left. Court ex l ensei. r and lawyers had eaten up (he princi pal amount. "While “Egggbustin” is fashionable why not bust a few in the “Land” who can it d off all of Floyd‘s prize miner al specimens. Land is a fraud and is still working Georgia towns for all he can get, using the East Tennessee roads car and North Georgia's bor rowed sj ecimins of minerals a»d woods. Let the l eys of the state press look out for him and order him to “move on." Blackburn’s Atlanta Daily Commer cial, a red hot Evans paper, publish ed from the inner camp of the Evan’g Strong hold roasts the Constitution ( and Journal and other little “me-tou’’ sheets in the state, for their attact on Mr. Atkinson “because he has written letters to a preacher asking his sup port. Blackburn is a fearless enemy and the kind of foe we prefer to meet. Would that every Evan’s paper in the state had more of Blackburn’s manliness at the helm COM P. DOWN GENERAL ETANS. Y’ou have been honored for > your gallantry in war, you have I been honored for your services in t<he pulpit and will receive a crown for eternity, if any do, but we do not believe the people will call you to take charge of their affairs at the present. Your calling has been in another line and you are not properly equipded. Ackuowl j edge you made a mistake in offer , eng for governor, come dowu and avoid a crushing defeat .—Hales Weekly. 3 Ihe above is Hale,s joke sprung s on the public to checkmate the I Constitution’s “Come dwn Mr. Atkinson” advice—Hale fights the devil with fire—always. MODEST ATLANTA. Atlanta is a port of entry. Atlanta wants a bonded warehouse, Atlanta wants the proposed South , ern Military headquarters. Atlanta wants the pioposed Fede ral prison in the South. Atlanta wants the Federal govern ment to make a great park there. Atlanta wants Well!—Augusta Herald. Mhy the Governor-ship, a sort of a man-of war, to guard her “Port of entry” as it were, and Augusta, fool like is helping her try to capture the ‘ship.” SPIRIT OF THE PRESS. * “Jim, don’t you waut to see ay new pocketknife?" said one boy to another. “Yes ; let me see it.” “M hat’ll you show me if I let you see it?” “I'll fbow you my sure toe,” he replied with pride, Kolb will probably show his sore toe ou the slightest provocation 1 .Birmingham Age-Herald. ' —————— sats’the dahlomega signal. We are infoimed that the best of ' school teachers in Lumpkin county will not be paid exceeding s’. 6 pe month this year. uEN, GORDON’S LECTURE, While on his lecturing tour from Augusta to Atlanta Geu. Gor don prei-euted the conductor a pass that was out of date. It was not honored, and it was only by some lively telegraphing that the Gen eral did not pay his fare.— Albany Herald. It is rumored that Senator Gor don has gone back to his duty. —Thomasville Advertiser, “He could, spare the time to go back to his duty, but then, you see, he’d miss the double salary.”— Sparta Ishmaelite. In reply to the Albany Herald's querry about Senator Gordon, the Rome Hustler nays “the prospects are that Senator Gordon's private interests will tear —if he does- and he won’t”—Thomasville Ad vertiser. It appear* to The News that an ‘•ffort to get the senator to stay iu , his senatorial Beat would be in the right direction, —Dawson News. ( It is a fact sad enough to bring , tears to the eyes of a crocodile < that General Grrdon has again • found the salaiy of the United States senate too small to furnish him meat and bread, and has to eke it out by taking the lecture field, instead of performing the duties of the office to which he was elected, and which the people pay him a high salary to fill Montezuma Record. Gen. Gordon gets SSOO every time he delivers his famous war lecture. He lectured three times in Georgia last week realizing $1,500. He has engagements to deliver the lecture forty times —Meriwether Vindicator. If Lecturer John B. Gordon can’t stay at his post of duty in Wash ington City he should resign again and do so at once. —Dublin Post Gordon is actually drawing sl4 per day as Senator; although he is seldom in "Washington. There are men in Georgia who wou’d truly represent their constituents, and who would always be in their place. —Greensboro Herald-Journal. THE GUBERNATORIAL RAGE If we are net for Atkinson for Governor, we are most. —Buchanan B inner Messenger. How many speeches did General Evans make in the Tenth district last year, and where?—The Geor gia Cracker. Atkinson receives an ovation wherever he goes, In fact tne tidal wave is now in favor of the you, g stateman, Dublin Post, The truth is that the artificially blown up boom for Geu, Evans has about collapsed, and that At kinson is gaining rapidly in all parts of the State, as men begin to consider the facts of the situa tion. The process is sure to con tinue, —Macon Telegradh. “GENERAL’ NORTHEN'S WAR. The question now arises as to whether Governor Northen armed himself with a palmetto fan, wi h which to ki U sandflies or, whether he tarried a pocket knife along with a corksrew on the back of it.—Morgar.- ton News. Governor on the coaet! Sitting in the sun! Ah, there! Stay there! Billie, git yer gun! —Eli jay Courier. Gen. Northen bursted his chances for the United 'States Senate by ar overcharge of the musket.—Buchanan Messenger. A war of thirty years ago wi’l cut no figure in the election of a Gover nor in Georgia this year. The war 9f W aycross is commanding the atten of tue boyt just new.-cßanncr Mes senger. The Augusta Herald calls Govern or Northen’s attention to the fact that Co’. Peek and the editor of the Car- * rollton Times are talking of meeting n the ring.—Griffin News. tlCTikra sent FBB* 1 POLITICAL RETORTS. The Evans paper has changed its name since the last issue. The name is now The Peopl'd Choice, Monder what the next nsme will be.—Thom asville Ad vet iter. Why, the “People’s Mud’’ and they will be onto it with both feet t >o. The Advertiser is for the best man for governor. Who is he?—Thomas ville Advertiser. W. Y. Atkinson-“ Fall in” with the “old Genet al and pick-up-step. Democracy has *a ’ tendency to brat ch out too much.— Hustljcr of Rome. That goes to show that democracy has not gone to seed yet.—Buchan i nan Messenger. They are talking about a dark horse for governor in some quarters. Wil trot him out. The race is on. — Brunswick Times. Yea, verily’ and many of you boom ers are quaking in your boots and watching an opportunity to" back a dark horse —anything to beat Atkin son. i We don't knew whether the Evars movement is “spontaneousjunanimity or unanimous spontaneity.*' —Law , renceville News. Thats it exactly; its mixed and cant get there. POSSUM TROTT GAZETT I Our wife’s mother's old grey mule, Beck, was in town yesterday and if he dont know something about “The last days ai the Confederacy"—then he must have kicked some Senator to death and run off with his voice. We are going to get an option on him and sell him to Max Meyerhardt for his Evans Club—he can cut kick any man in it and his lajadgwidge is . propper. Us folks in Possum Trott d»nt think the political weather will be so in Clement that our Bill will be driv en to shelter this side of the Govern i ors mansion in Atlanta. Colonel Mozes "Wright was in Pos sum Trott this morning, right 1 ere lwe wi ; l siiy that if Mozes Wright wants’to go to the legislature, all he‘s got to do is to promise Possum Trott that he will favor a bill; which will move the Governors mansion off of Pesc'Jree Street, move it any •> t re out of its questionable quarters. “Kash * gets up a two kolumn arti kle in the Hitler ok Robb about a crazy dog. The dog was killed an 3 everything kooled down.—Bucban nan Messenger. There's many a poor duck who could be placed on the income tax list, if there was any money in letting ', out his wife'a voice, But there ajnf H Sea? ME, TOO, When Gen, Evans was told that Mr, Atkinson in his Forsyth speech last week favored the free coinage of silver, the good old general respond ed, “Me, too.” When told that Atkinson declared for state banks, the old gentleman hastened to reply, “Me, too.” Being told that Atkinson is for the income tax, the general again blurt ed out, ‘,Me too," Atkinson was proclaiming these same principles in thunder tones from the mountains to the sea board in the exciting canvvss of two years ago, we heard then no “me toos“ from Gen. Evans. Like the mighty Achilles he was sulking in his tent or else like careless Paris he reis ained idly at home. It was only when the Atlanta Constitution and its ring •ailed upon the general to stand f< r governor that he buckled on his ar mor and manifested a willingness to ■a ngle in the fray.—Meriwether Vin dicator. • IORGIA SHORT STOPS. Mr, J. V. Harbison took charge of the Marshal’s office in July, and has destroyed 30 stills.—Dahlone ga Signal. During the recent blizzard out there the wind blew seventy miles »u hour in Chicago. That is pretty fast and Atlanta aud Birmingham had best look to their laurels.— Albany Herald. Little Henry Housley picked up a uugget of gold on the outskirts of the towu the other morning ’ which realized him $1.03.-—Dab- ’ loiiega ©igual. The Butler Herald advocates Gen. Evans for governor because he is too old to wait any longer. There are times when it is h»r 1 to tell whether a man has been dabbling in a flour barrel or dauc iug with the belle of the ball, re marks an exchange. Girls who keep their powder dry go off soon est in marriage,—Douglass New South. ..They say we are pretty tujj od our delinquents. We are uo tuffer on them thau they are ou us,thank ua, —Buchanan Messenger. AMONS THE PMNCES. The “nog anil hominy” cry is heard, From moantian unto valley, “Hog» and hominy” is the word, Let hogs and hominy rally, —Hustler of romk. “Hogs and hominy” wl 1 hardly ge, Even in poets tuneful song; "Hominy in hogs” makes a better show, Or onr muse is sadly wrong. Macon Tklebbaph. “Hominy In hogs” now that depends, On how the hogs are swilled For if the hominj’s fiom ,i jug All Harmony’s been distilled 0 When aunt Jemima.came to town In all her Sunday clothes, Upon the fence she saw an ad Os lubber gardon hose, That’s just the thing for ine!’- she cried, a pair or two I’ll get: For when I weed my i arden now My so wet, —FORT WORTH TFLKGBAM Slio went into the Hardware store, Among the rakes and hose, And searched the stock an hour or more And soiled her Sunday clothes; At last she told a passing clerk— He Jailed then, begged her parden— Explained how rubber hose would work, When worn by lawn or garden. 0 The Hustler of Rome calls it the • hog and harmony” camp* gu. “Harmony"’ is good —very good,— Albany Herald. Y’es —“very good”-to introduce among the “hogs” who are after ihe “harminy.** Whoop ‘em up, Mclntosh, we are with you, o A few cheap wits made fun of Gov. Northen's sensible tactics — mly that and nothing more. — Dalton Argus. Thats one time you are off your cazipp, Shaver. Northen had no excuse for his action iu this mat ter as the thugs never contempla red fighting on Georgia soil as is set forth in the articles of agree ment. He had better have dis tributed that $2,500 outjamong the poor of the State and you know it. — Spring Place Jimplecu f e. Go it “Dimplecheeks.** hit him again; ask him about that third party representative from Whit field while you are at it. . o Editor Byrd, of the Hustler of Rome, says there is an ‘‘Atlanta colony in the peniteniary,—Al bany Herald, Os course, “Lord** Beresford who represents the Rome B<?ard of Trade, stands at the head of the “select,** theugh. - o The Hustek ofßome keeps thing? lively up at Hill City,—Thomas ville Advertiser. But it is not altogether cur fau l, Three years ago, we got two jumps ahead of Sheriff Jake Moore, and we have had’to “keep things lively** to hold our ojvn—for Jake runs. o Phill Byrd must have been u<3- mg the the Hustler of Rome he s hou!d have sent us. to dam the Etowah with. We have not seen a copy of it recently.—Ringold New Scuth. Thats us, too, but we had about concluded that Bro. Byrd's delin quents were crowding him for waste paper.—Buchanan Banner Messenger. Dont you “conclude" like that. “Our delinquents'* aint in the “crcwdin*' business. Its something else. — o It was a North Georgia Editor who said: The differenc between an angel and a ghost is the differ ence between what a man expects to be himself and what he expects his neighbor to be. o Why dont Byrd build a mill on the Etowah?—New Orleans Pica une. Because, dam it, he caLt Hales Weo kly. Y«u know a mill-dam sight about what we cant do—you watch üb. • E\RTBELL AS A SCALP HUNTER. “Here’s a good joke,'’ Ba id th(J Colonel, “ou Hie Spring Pj aee Jimplecute, Editor Heartsell, who is a verdant youth.” “Yes, he is one of the wits of the Georgia press.” “Well, by gad, sir, why didn't he express himself?” “He has done so, Colonel.” “If he has he is an ignus fatuu?, He seems to take a delight in jumping au aurora borealis, aud I am informed by trustworthy p eo . pie that he has prevented Byrd of the R' me Hustler, from eternally damming the Etowah for political purposes, The gubernatorial chair is only the exaltation of one man to rule over another, or perhaps a statehood of others, and is usually the nightmare that follows a van ished dream.—Atlanta Journal. We are at a loss whether to feel proud or crestfallen when we read the foregoing. As to our jumping proclivities we are the “stuff’' ver dant promising, or what-you-may. call—it. Dear Colonel: Take cars of y®ur scalp!—Spring Pl ace Jimplecute. MCCARTHY'S MISHAPS, fun for theatre goers Tomorrow NIGHT. Barney Ferguson and associate fun-furnishers will endeavor to cure all cynical feelings at the op era house tomorrow night. The play will be Mishaps” a farce that has been seen here many times, aud well remembered for its proclivities to provoke merriment. This season it is garbed with entirely new sur roundings, new music, new songs, new dances, new faces. That the different characters will bo well portrayed, is assured by a review of the players. Barney Ferguson who is one of the strongest favorites in his pe eulii.r line, that has visi'el this city, has added many eccentrici ties to the “Dennis McCarthy’, theater goers are familiar with aud has enhanced the impersona tion by sayings and happenings that are in keeping with the times Win. F. Carroll is also a well known comedian and also person ates the typical Irishman .in a n itural way ; Barney Reynolds who has been identified with all’ the principal farcical organization has a character suited to his tal ents. Barry Maxwell, an artist who needs no introduction and Rich ard Feguson, are sure to giro ex cellent renditions of their roles, Marguerite Ferguson has been heralded a® (he premier of contor tion dancers, is also with tho com pany, and will introduce her specialties. Carrie Behr, a popular soubrelte ZelinA Raison, an excellent singer; Maud Peter», Fanny Osborn and Gertrude Fort ar© also prominent members. Incidentally a number of novel interpolations are affor ded by the company, individually and collectively, including the funny “Burlesque circus” a crea tion Barney Ferguson has been identified with for years and al ways succeeds in croating hilari ous laughter. Barney Reynolds and Barry Maxwell offer new 610 ialties which are sure to be c’ev&r as their former efforts. WOMAN-HOOD has its own special rueuF , cine in Dr. Pierces 1* vorite Prescription. Aaa e_very woman “ aaSSggt;'l “ run - down ” or overj « s worked, every weniaj wi niiWl’*ii ? xwhn Buffers from ail J “female complaint ** ( J weakness, needs just iwjjfcia. I I remedy. With it, CTHHS&k * ' disturlmnce. irrxgular- • aud derangiT'.iiT t an i* - Ji permanently ctrred. BgEgA'WS It's an invigorating. J* storati ve tonic, a so ?thin| and strengthening nervine, and the medicine for women so safe and sur« “ it can be guaranteed. In periodical pa-* 1 ” displacements, weak baek, bearing 'iorvn* sat ions, and every kindred ailment, if to benefit or cure, you have your money' * Is anything that isn’t sold in this way to be “ just as good ” ? Most so-called Catarrh cures only matters worse. They drive it from the to the lungs. But, by its mild, cleansing and healing properties. Dr ■ Catarrh Ilemedy permfl nentjy to® * worst eases. ~ Warters “Extra Good Cigar, most fragrant, newest brand, Rome made, ask yo ur dealer for one.