The Hustler of Rome. (Rome, Ga.) 1891-1898, November 11, 1894, Image 2

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I KLUSTER OF BULLS EYE SHOTS About the largest purple-top turnip I have ever seen grown in this aection was shown me by Mr John Miller. It tipped the beam at eight pounds and when cut proved 4o be as firm and sweet as the best of its variety. The turnip was raia ■ «d by Mr. Minhinnetton his Cave Spring plantation. I understand hat Mr. Minhinnett has about 30 > bushels of turnips and the same number of bushels of very large yams, raised on two acres of land Think of that, oh ye “Cottontots’ —while ye evade the guano man. I am reliably informed that th* Rev. Wesley Stinson, Clarissa Burwell and Lucy Burwell, all •olored and witnesses ia the Bal lew (eases, have packed their dunnage and skipped for Califoraia. If this be true why it adds a new and most interesting feature te the Ballew case. • « • "Editor Shaver of the Dalten Ar. <us says: "The curiousity of the state is ■aroused to know what Bomans the two cute belong that Phi 11 Byrd weed to represent the late and the ftrewut Czars of Russia.” New think es that. Thb Hbst ijsr or Rome, the only paper in 'Qeorgia with enterprise enough U .publish the late Czars cut ‘‘with out whiskers” and then to be thus '“impugned.” Oh, Shaver! How xsould you? * * * It strikes me that it would be ■decidedly more decent for the «ity anonymons cur who files with ■the Atlanta Looking Glass the -stuff he can collect, reflcting ok 'Rome citizens, to secure facts or koep his corruption in his own dir ty heart. o o o His efforts to injure Sheriff J. C. Moore are the methods of a cowaid, but then all who know' Mr. Moore, knows that their is as much manhood, generosity, cour age and democracy in him as there is spleen, venom and cowardice in the Rome anoymous correspon dent of the Looking Glass. My office is corner Br- ad street and Fifth Ave. Show up or shut up. 000 Seal) M right has “got em agin, ” and this time in his usual Seab M rightist) letter he goes so far as say hard things about some of the best men in Floyd county. And then, too, he intimates that Mr. Bud Rawlins was sworn in as tin- populist election manager and given« seat thirty feet away in the Wok of the hall, while the ■democrats run the machine and fruuded a little fraud. ■ooo Th; nk of tb<t. you people who Bud Rawlins, and imagine fleeting his duty to his par ty— 'Personally, Seab is a fine fel ”w. but some how or other when )t oomes to politics Seab is like bun Smail— he has ‘knawed his tag off.” The Postal Telegraph Co., may not be the “oldest inhabitant ’ in thia uock of the woods, but you just bet it covers the teritory *n<» /lashes in about seven times as many bulletins to the minute as any of them—fer the proof I -cite you to th»> service The Hostcer of Rome gave the people at the Court House last Tuesday Might Wow J bat didn’t we serve the news—such as it was. I -*f>® you know khat Mr. A. O. •Garrard has just racieved a new ’Tine cf the very latest and mos* pattern Hats? Well, its a act and then Mrs. Garrard was hawing me a very pretty line of hsfrr •ornaments, side com ba, tusk ing combs and ad those pretty li’« tie thing* which s*euon a womans head makes her look mire bewitch ing" than a queen, 000 Please notice that, iv th* this macaiuga Hustler or Rome there appears two half page adds for btiie McDonald-Spark*-Stewart Co and ipat they are each bristling with bargains. Nuffsed. fries! t I I believe the readers of the Hustler of Rome will agr*e with me, when I eay that on* of the swertest wri'ers of North Georg's is that gifted young poetise, Miss Minnie Lee Arnold, whose itgular Sunday contribution is on* «*f the most attractive featur** *f th* riuaday Hustler or Rom>. I have a couple of bright bounc ing baby boys “eoming along” but unlike most young fathers, I have no dread of them ever be coming “rapid” or “fast”—You ee their mother is from Philadel phia, and BORN TO BE A LAWYER. What i* th* chief charaoteristic of a born lawyer? Some p«opl* fancy that it is audcity; but audasi ty has. perhaps, spoiled a lawyer'* success a* often a* it has made it. Craftinets. another qua'ity often attribute to lawyer* a* a class, is as likely to get them into trouble as it is to win them cases. Thermal master-quality of a good lawyer, according to many moders authorities, i* a genius for details —an ability to see through a case to the uttrrmoat particular, and keep evvrything in mind*, ready foru*eatthe right moment. The following story has probably been told by more th in one lawyer to illustrate this fact: A lawyer advertised for a clerk. The next morning his office was crowded with applicants—all bright, and many suitable. He bade tnem wait until all should arrive, and then ranged them in a row and said he would tell them a story, note their com ments, aniT so judge whom he would choose. A certain farmer, began the law yer, was troubled with a red squir rel that got in through a hole in his barn and stole his seed-corn. He resolved to kill the squirr*! at the first opportunity. Seeing him go in at the hole one noon, he took his shot-gun and fired away. The first shot set the barn on fire. Did the barn bum? said one of the hoys. The lawyer without answer con tinued: And seeing the barn on fire, the farmer seized a pail of wa ter and ran to put it out. Did he put it out? asked anoth er. A? he passedjin-ide the door sku' to and the barn was soon in flam re W hen the hired girl rushed out with more wafer— Did they all burn up? said an other boy. The lawyer went on without an swer, then the old lady came out, and all was noise and confusion, and everybody was trying to put the fire out. Did anyone burn up? said an other. The lawyer said : There that will do; you have all shown great in terest in the story. But observing one little bright eyed fellow in deep silence, he said : Now, my little man, what have you to say? The little fellow blashed, grew unea«y, and stammered out, “I want to know what became of that squirrel; that’s what I want to know.” You’ll do eaid the lawyer; vou are my man . You have not }be» n switched off by a confusion and a I am burning and the hired girl* and waterpail*. You have kept your eye on the squirrel. The Grain Habit. Billy, what became of these sam ples? They ate ’um up *ir. Is that so? I’ll hav* to put a sign on those sacks » nd warn peo ple that this isn’t a feed barn. This dialogue took place over in one corner of the Board of Trade* where the table* are laden with pa p*r tacks containing cample* of grain. The favorite pastime of the ex - pert is to grab a handful of wheat, blow away the dust and Jotaaff and then a f ter a careful examination fill his mouth with the grain .Sox* of the traders Mem actually ad dicted to th* *‘gr»in habit” » u d that is why th* sample* disappeai •cquickly.— Chicago Record; THE HUSTLER OF ROME SUNDAY NOVEMBER 111894. i—i <■ ii lii ri ■ L IL \ —Fliegendu Blatter. N<»u« at All. oWP The Poet—You see, I don’t want it known that I am a poet. She—But that is no reason why you shouldn’t sign your name to it.—Life. Those Girls. Tmto. vm WWW wfe UIfJM Priscilla —I want to get a gown to match my complexion. Perdita—Why don’t yon get a hand painted one?—Brooklyn Life. Studio Talk. • B If Stump—l’ve just come from the acad emy. Smear has sold his head. Dryer—What did he get for it? Stump—Two fifty. Dryer—All it’s worth. There’s noth ing in it. —Scribner’s Magazine. A Close Call. Jbeular Mtesionajy—Uow, that** a ■nm aftwr nry m h**rF!—Lil*. KOT VTKaSfl* MoaaK IH*| Hav* yoa a partner for thi* taM, MV. Greet)? W. Gr*ea (who has just chosen ena) —<*** aftwiA A have!— Pitaoh. A BAYOU TRAGEDY. As we sat on the depot platform -in 4he-*vening, ■ making and talk ing and slapping at ths mosquito** which came out of th* iwamp op posit* in a perfect cloud, the old man with th* clay pipe and rabbit skin cap took advantage of a pau*e in th* convernation to *ay: “Talkin’ ’bout sk**t*r*, but you otter live down on a Mississippi Riv*r bayou to know what ’i>ko*t ers is You’ve lived there? queried one of the erewd. I've livd thar, and it was down thar that my humbi* home was oroke up tud 1 wan left desolate by the ’skeeters. It's a matter I don't oft*n talk about, fur itmakas bis powerful lonesome and down hearted. What did th* mosquitoes do? Carried off my ol* womaa. You don't say I Thate That they did, gentlemen and 1 don’t never expect to be happy agin. That was in the sum mer of 1569, when we had a big overflow and skeetsrs was powerful bad. We just had to stay right in the cabin and fight fur our lives. We finally got out o’ whiskey and cornmeal and I was obleeged to go over to Bendersville to git some. I left the ole woman feelin all right and cheerful, but when I cum back she was —she was Wasn't she there? was asked, ash* did not finish. No; she had disappeared I’skeel eis had busted the door open and carri-d her < ff, and from that day to this I hev never . sot eyes on her I" Sure it was the mosquitoes? Os course. What else could it be? Why, she might have gone out »nd been lost in the woods, or fal len into the bayou and been drown ed, or be u n bitten by a snake and died in the swamp Or again, she might have concluded that sbe had bad enough of that eountry and skipped out. Do you think so, stranger? anx iously queried the old man. Why. certainly. Didn’t you look around any? Not a bit. I jest found her gone and thought the ’skeetera had took her, and then I cum away a brok. en-heaited man. Mebbe I was mis taken about it. It was 15 years ago, and do you think it would be any use t) go down and look a rQund for rf f, r now? Not a bit. I thought but. I thought th? best way was to keep right on mournin’ and grievin’ fur her.and ftelin’ that thar’ was no more happiness fur me in this woeful world. Pore old Julia! How you must hev fit and suffered! Does any of you folks happen to hev a match in your pocicets? Smokin’ seems to sorter ease my breakin’ heart! Don’t take interna remedies for Female Diseases Common sense requires a direct application like "Orange Blossom” Sold by D. W. Curry. ‘ I wouldrather trust that med icine than any doctor I know if Says Mrs Hattie Mason, of Chi ton, Carter Co, Mo., in speaking of Chambrlains Colic Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by Lowry & Bro. Coker & Co., got on the underside in the sc u tile forHu b b e r Shoes, and pulled off a fine lot of bargains for their Customers. DR. JAQUES 130 West Sixth Street CINCINNATI;OHIO Hsapraetloed medicine in Clnoinaatf 9 years longer than any physician, giving special at tention to Blood, Nervouaaad Urinary disease. Nervous Debility, Itnpotency, etc., resulting from yeuthful fndlseretfon, excasse* in matured year, and ether causes, inducing gome of the following Symptoms, as diwlness, confusion of Ideas, defective memery, aversten to society, Oonarrhea, Syphilis, the later causing ulcere, eraptions enlarged joints, rheumatism, swell Ing in groins, mucous patches in month, sore throat, falling hair, Consultations free and in vited. Hours,*a, tu. to *p, m.: B<aday, 19 to 1* m, •T r TTWTRATfD TREAT SB and FRKa in a sealed envelope on appll a ion State year j ease. •* *’ *trw- -w-w- v-r ~ A, WH w mV WlWu I A ; ’CSSL 1 j W W Jii' jM J J THESE ROO TUBS FOR SALE CHEAP. Twin Econdfiiy and wisdom are tWiii bfothfifS There are thousands and thousand* bF tnef« Chants, mechanics, laboring men, fariliors, fitwek faisera, physicians, lawyers, and other* located in cities, towns and points near the post-ofiicti Who want to keep posted nbou* all that is going On the world over. They ate Interested 1 n t he jinl It leal campa Igns t h rung fa out the country, thff InorkOts, tlio conditions or labor, the —>• iety, dally hap penings, and all that goes itr fnuko the hews of the day. For Instance, the/ *«JWr deeply interested In the recent coal and i**rtfoild strikes. They Can get this news only thrbtgjs the columns of a great metropolitan ncvrS paper, which costs 30 cents a week. This t!x>y foci Is beyond their means; they do not want to make so much of an outlay. They must have the news In order to keep abreast of the times. Hero is where economy and wisdom combine. The Cincinnati Commer cial Gazette is one of the greatest newspaper, tn the world. From its dally Issues is taken the cream of the nows for the Cincinnati Gazette, which is now published twice a week. It is a paper worth 114 a year dally, but is now sent twice a week at only one dol lar a year. It is the poor man’s great news paper, It will reach you on the days of pub lication, and serves the purpose of a dally. Send for a sample copy free or remit a dol lar by draft, express or postal order, to Ths Garette Co., Cincinnati, 0., and get it a Whole year. It 1» worth twice the price. Say my friend why tTiis exceeding good humor? Did your lot tery tickt win? No but I am aw y ahead on this outfi you see. “High Price’’ used to charge me $20.00 for this st le <it, a 00 for hh Hat, and $6.00 so os hoes --Wei 1 rot them at Coker’s or $lB 5o all told Suh *i 2/0, Hat $3.00, Shoes *3.00. Oh! I see. • Oat I/*’*' a .ry in Landon, 571# nt'tba* •acae ag*. 33; • p %fiv? n■ j oiing’r •Aan t and -i ' v-:iiu» p*»riy oid->r * ni»i . • Westean & Atlantic, AND N, C. i ST. 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Spring te.ia begin, first Monday in February. Fall term begia, first Monday In September. FULL LITERARY COURSES. TL’ITION FRE£ V th ample corps of teachers. nt ROUGH MILITARY TRAINING ■mi imri, i***m*«iM*B<i*>fiaißß*Hm*»a—■**■—**" Uuuwr A V. 8. Army Officer detailed bf Secretary of war. Juiartments of Business, Short hand, Typewriting, Telegraphy, Music and Art. Under coiupuieat and thorough instructor. TOUNG LADIES have equal advantage,. CHEAPEST COLLEGE wwe SUiIIII For catalogue, and full IntOftßatltra drew Secretary or Treaaarer ot Wi Trustees. FAIR FACES Disfigured by Eruptions Altß rrnTD BY e Ayer’S Sarsaparilla "Some years “ •5“ w* ag**, 1 was 8 0 terrible coixli- o / •/. tion With » o «•'••• ’■jar mor, or * ruJ> ’ 0 c/JY tion, g r L broke dtit *•' o k over my -'^ ee 0 and body. ' ' 0 /mony of others o ft J as t 0 t' ie o caC y of Ayer'S 0 Sarsaparilla in like cases, I coiulixl.d o to give this medicine a trial, and Q result was a thorough cure, no sign © the eonrplalut making its appear elnce. I have no hesitation in recon- Q meudlng Ayer’s Sarsaparilla or f o kind of skin disease. ’-J- "• 0 Mom Folnt, Miss. ' . 0 Ayer’s JnT, Sarsaparilla; Admitted at the World s ?«•' • eeooooeocdOCOQOf?°° oe Every croup can b Hroventwi L. irge . .fmptoaio! <ru-‘ nes-. T< is -< ■■■! wed >7 * • j(J| ar rough c<»uch. H ( ,lan) ( ’ erlv C <ugh R*in;fdv g’ vpn . n rl , or S 3 th-’ BW'd h ®* r iO . w, aftwr (iic •’ «gh d j Ad it -ih prev .tJhPa.tacb >.( 5 » n• v b > le ! ' 8 9 .L'ewry A it re