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CHRONICLE AND SENTINEL. A I! (iI!STA. TUESDAY MORNING, JUi.Y 23. FOR GOVERNOR, CIIAIt I- E S DOlMi II EU T Vl, or miiK COUNTY. The Columbus Argus. the Editor of which some lime since declared for Van Huron, ha* now come out for Dick Johnson, for the Vice Presi dency. That paper discoursed! as follows: "As to the Vice Presidency, as matters at pre sent stand, we are very much inclined to support the present incumbent; first because we believe he has some very Rood republican principles about him ; second, because we think bis opponent will be a United iSlales Hank man; third, lieeausn we do not think one term is sufficient pay for killing Tccumsch, if he did kill him. and if he did not it is not sufficient pay for the humiliation of feeling he must have suffered in silently perrnit tiiiß his friends to claim for him the credit to which ho was not entitled. As to Mr. Forsyth, wo look upon him as out of the question, the leaders of the Van Huron party are not going to run him, because Van Huron can Ret the vote of Georgia without his aid, and he might by possibility get Kentucky by holding on to Johnson.” Now this is rather cold comfort for the Van Horen papers which have stuck up Mr. Forsyth’s name at the head of their eskimna, as their can didate for the Vice Presidency. Hut there is colder comfort still, in store for them. Listen to him on the Governor's election. After dealing a side blow at the Editors of the Recorder, which he doe. verv handsomely, about the “big and tbo little iniquities,” he holds forth alter the follow ing fashion;— " Hut to return to the candidates : we shall commit the little iniquity and support Dougher ty ; and we shall support him as a choice of evils. He is an advocate of the Stale bond system ; so is McDonald ; —and for that cause we would boat them both if wo could. We consider that question in the election of a Governor us impor tant as that of a National Hunk. We believe that Dougherty does, and always has believed the establishment of a National Hank by Congress an unconstitutional exercise of power.—We do not know whether he prefers Clay to Van Hu ron for President, if he does wo suppose he will not attempt to do any thing for him. McDonald we have known many years and have always deemed him the most unadulterated Federalist we ever knew; he has always been a bank man, and we believe has believed in the constitutionality of a protective tariff and the internal improvement system. We have heiml it rumored of lute that he believes a national bank unconstitutional; wo hope he has not said so, for while we have enter tained high respect for Ins private character, we f have believed that his honesty was the only rc deemingtrait in his political character. We may do him injustice in the opinion, hut we believe that devotion to the powers of government is so deeply interwoven with his nature, and that his inmost soul has so long bowed down and wor shipped at the sbiine of general government su premacy that it would he impossible for him to bring himself to feel that the creation of a Nation al Hank by Congress would be a usurpation of power. We thought the nomination of Judge McDo nald by the Union party exceedingly unfortu nate. The candidate of a party professing such decided and inveterate hostility to a National Hank and to all lutitiidinnrian construction ol the Constitution ought to be above suspicion on these subjects.” We commend the above to the Savannah Geor gian and Athens Hannor, and others ol the Union Editors who chuckled so much not long since over the Argus when it came out lor Van Huron. “The most unadulterated Federalist wo ever knew !’’ This is certainly the most comprehen sive expression the Argus could employ, and it unbounded latitudinurialilsm in politics consti tutes a Federalist, we agree to ills truth of the assertion. But what is to become of the Argus 1 But a few short weeks ago, the Van Burcn Editors hugged its Editor with a most nffiecliouato and loving embrace. Ho was pronounced then the very personification of “impartiality !" What will be done with him now ! Will he be east out I Wo shall wait with impatience to see the result. Wo rather prophecy, however, that they "won’ 1 , let on ns if they heard him.” They will bile their thumbs and keep dark. “Tun most i suh i- TEHJtTKO FkUKRULIST WK KVKB KNEW ! !” And from a Van Uurvuito too! That will do for the present. The Vice Presidency. The impression appears to be very general, that the present Vico President of the United •Status will not boa candidate for re-election ; and hence, the friends of t'ol. Denton and those of Mr. Buchanan have recommended each as (it to fill that office, and entitled to the support of the Republicans of the Union. It has been stated in some of the public prints, that both of these gen tlemen decline u nomination for the Vice Presi dency . Under these circumstances, 1 beg leave to call public attention to the distinguished man who now represents our country at the t ’ourt of Great Britain. The offices which Mr. Stevenson has filled, &c. &e.— l'ntjtiirer. This is a sign, which bodes Tecuniseh no good. But whence was the "general impression” that Col. Johnson would not be a candidate lor re election. derived ? Not from his late letter—for in that he asserted he was in the hands of his friends (not the Richmond Junto) and knew of nothing at present, which would prevent his be ing a candidate again. This is designed as a hint of the disposition of the clique here, in whose nostrils the savoury fumes oftlie ilesh pots are forever ringing. They want the Colonel’s place for one of their number and he had as well retire and save his credit by doing that volun'arily, which he will have to do by compulsion.— Richmond _ Whig. For the Chronicle and Sentinel. To Theodore. Having been attracted by your advertisement, so felicitously setting forth my own situation, and expressing so appropriately my own feelings, I take the liberty of uttering you my sincorest wishes for the re,dir.ilion of your hopes. From the analogy of our situations, 1 feel drawn to wards you by strong bonds of sympathy, and enlisted heart and soul in your cause. I take the liberty of requesting that when vou succeed, which 1 hope will be soon, in obtaining the object of your heart’s desire, you will give me an inklin ; .■ it through the editors, that 1 may try the same experiment. 1 have, tried every other plan I could think of in vain—should this of vour invention, at lead sn novel in this community, succeed. you rieservc the lasting gratitude of all forlorn bachelor*. 1 would moreover, request the use of youi advertisement when you are done with it, as it describes me and the lady I want exactly, and is so aptly expressed that I could not hope in any other form of words to rmke known with equal force, my situation and wishes. Li isrißn. From the Charleston Mercury. Augusta Bridge^ Extracts from the interrogatories and answers o( William Lamki.v, former Sheriff. In the Circuit Court of the I idled Stales for the District of Georgia. Henry Shull/, and Christopher Hrci-*) thuupt, complainants, vi. fin Equity. The Hank of the Stala of Georgia 1 and others, defendants, J Interrogatories to he propounded to William Li m a in, formerly sheriff of Richmond (bounty, now residing in Dooly County, in the Stale of Georgia, a witness for ihe complainants, and to be examined in chief in the above cause. Question. Did you or did you not, on the 3d day of March, 1821, hy the, direction of Richard Henry Wilde, Esq. anil Samuel Hale, acting as tlie agents of the Hank of the State of Georgia, take forcible possession of the Georgia end of the Augusta bridge from John McKinne and Henry Shultz! Witness answers that In- did, hy the direction of R. 11. Wilde, Esq., plaintiffs’ attorney, levy on the Augusta bridge, and by the direction and personal assistance of said Wilde and Samuel Hale (who requested witness to summons them to his aid) take from Henry Shultz, hy violently seizing his person and forcing him from the gate, forcible possession of the Georgia end of the Augusta bridge, but on what particular day ho cannot now tell, as his books and papers arc at his residence in Dooly County. Question. Did you or did you not, hy order of Richard 11. Wilde, Esq., acting as attorney for the Stale Dank of Georgia, receive the toll of the bridge on the Georgia end, anil did you or not de liver up said Georgia end of the Augusta bridge to some person, and to whom, who received it as the agent for said hank ? He answers, that by direction of R. 11. Wilde and Samuel Hale, acting as agents of Ihe Dank of the Stale of Georgia, he did for a considerable lime receive the toll payable at the Georgia end of the bridge, hut in consequence of the want of his papers knows not how long. During his ab sence from Augusta, (hy leave of the Judge of the Superior Court, while court was in session, carrying convicts to the penitentiary,) an order, as he understood, issued from the Superior Court of Richmond County, directing the keeper of the bridge to deliver it to certain persons therein named, (which persons were directors of the hank,) which order was obeyed, and possession, during his absence, accordingly delivered, hit knows not what day. Question. Did you or did you not, after the Uridgn Hank had stopped payment, receive mo ney from llcnty Shultz, in payment for bridge hills ! If yea, what amount. Witness answers that ho did receive from Henry Shultz, after the Dridgo Bank stopped payment, large sums in payment for bridge hills, ( hut to what amount docs not recollect. Question. If you know of any thing else of importance for the complainants state it fully ? Witness says that he did, hy direction of R. 11. Wilde, levy on the Augusta bridge an execu tion against John MeKinnie, in favor of the Dank of the State of Georgia, and another execution, obtained for bridge hills, as lie understood, against Henry Shultz by David Eeion, whose interest, witness, ns sheriff advertised to he sold under said executions. That on the sale day the money to satisfy I,cion’s judgment was tendered to wit ness in lulls of the Hank of the State of Georgia, amounting to about four thousand dollars, which Mr. Wilde refused to receive, hut demanded spe cie or an immediate sale of the bridge. The whole conduct o( Mr. Wilde and Mr. Halo in the various transactions connected with this business witness considered oppressive in the extreme, ex hibiting a settled hostility to Mr. Shultz, and a determination to obtain the bridge at as great a sacrifice as they possibly could. W. LAMKIN. ! Answered, subscribed, and sworn to before us, this 6lh day of November, 1823. Elam Alkxaiuif.ii,, Com. Wm. 11. Toiuianck, Com. McDuffie. (Complainant's Solicitor. Filed Bth August, 1823. GEO. GLEjN, Clerk. GeonoiA, Richmond county; Came before me, Richard Hush, one of the Justices of the Pence for said county, Joseph Wheeler, Lawrence Brock. Ezekiel Evans, and Lewis Barrie, who, being duly sworn upon the Holy Evangelist, deposed) and snith, that being present on the 3d of March, 1821, at (ho Georgia end of the Augusta bridge, William Lnmkin, sheriff of said county, Richard 11. Wilde, and Samuel Hale, Esqrs. did dispossess Mr. Henry Shultz, by force, of the Georgia end of the bridge aforesaid. JOSEPH WHEELER. LAWRENCE BROCK. EZEKIEL EVANS. L. BARRIE. Sworn to before me, this lath day of May, 1821. R.BUBH.J.P. The following is a statement of toll received at the. Augusta bridge for six years, while in the possession of John MeKinnie and Henry Shultz. Received in 1816, $9,642 18| “ 181(1, 1 1,437 68J “ 1817, J 6,589 00 •• 1818, 18,134 87^ “ 1819, 14,645 50 " 1820. 16,196 8?4 Am’nt received for six years, $85,656 12 J Thus if the six years produced the above amount, it is to he supposed that eighteen years, say from 3d March. 1821, to 3d March, 1839, which is a low average, as the toll sorely has in creased, would bring the following sum. viz; $250,978 37 Add interest for nine years, at 8 percent. 185,017 22 Total, $441,985 59 Deduct one-half, 220,992 70 Credit, $220,992 80 Hy cash received from Saitt’l. Hale, the 15th of September, 1829, $lO,OOO 00 Interest on above sum, from 15thScpt. 1829, to 3d March, 1829. 7,573 32 517,573 32 Balance due H. Shultz, and one half the bridge, $203,419 4S The above is part of the secret which caused me to he locked up in jail for two years, and ac tually had to say I was a bankrupt before the, would let me out again. The taking of this bridge was the building of Hamburg. HENRY SHULTZ. Hambciig. (S. C.) July 16. 1839. 8 Messrs. Editors ; Will you be so good as to publish the following account of the celebration r in Boston, of the 4lit inst. from the Boston Cou it rier. A good thing should not he lost, and with » out entertaining anv hostility to the temperance y cause. 1 hope you may find room for it in your d columns. My motto is “laugh and grow fat!” From the Motion Courier. TVe.Total Celebration at Uoslon. The assembly at Faneuil Hall was not quite so magnificent as had been expected, owing to the singular circumstance that a great many peo~ if pie did not want to go;—an accident that al ways puzzles the lee-lotallers, when they try to c explain it. However, there were enough of them to help each other sit down, so we take it for granted they all found themselves comfortable— ifa tce-tolallcr ever it comfortable in his constant horror of the “comfortable creature,” Wc did not hear of any accident in this preliminary part of the solemnity, for which wo trust they duly congratulate themselves. No person wan admit ' ted who could not spit white, and those who had ■ cobwebs in their throats were allowed the upper end of the table—an honor justly due to so une • quivocal a mark of total abstinence. Those who could show “mealy months” claimed the next I rank, though there was some suspicion of certain crafty ones among them, wbo were caught with sawdust in their pockets, which they slyly rub bed on their chops, shamming a sanctimonious dryness. Several wet quakerswere surreptitious ' ly smuggled in, while. l)usly Boh, the doorkeeper, was regaling himself with a bottle of bay; but all “old sails” were savagely denied admission, as their very appointive would have operated as a provocative to drink. The officers consisted of a President and sis -1 teen Vico President*, being one for c very gallon 1 of the impossible tec-total statute. There was also a Committee of Safety, consisting of nine 1 tailors, appointed to lake care of all who got “sew ed tip” on cold water. The President sat on a bundle of straw, to signify dryness, and the Vice Presidents had each an empty jug at his button hole, marked “Female Domestic." The “nivalv mouths” were furnished with armchairs, because they had no occasion to crook their elbows; and tli e wet quakers sat on the edge of a shingle, to show what sharp dodging they could practise be tween principle and policy. Dinner being on the table, the grand -temperance yardstick was curried round to measure every man’s face, a process which took up considerable time; but as tee-totallcrs do not pretend to have any stomachs, probably the delay did not incommode them. All the faces having been found of sufficient length, the signal was given, to fall to. The rules of the dinner were, that every man should eliew little, drink less, and swallow nothingat all. The President dined with a hung in his mouth; the Vice Presidents only shook a stick at. theirvict- U| dn ; and the guests gave three eheersevery time they didn’t drink anything. It happened, there fore, as it always does among the tee-totallcrs, that there was more noise than work, and dinner was soon over. The regular toasts having been drunk out of empty glasses, the President an nounced that a song, written expressly for the occasion, was ready to he sung: and ho request ed that every person who designed to take a part f in the melody, would swallow a handful of saw- I dust, that he might sing as dry as possible. Dr. 1 Daniel Dryasdust then stood on the head of an f empty beer-barrel, and led the strain ns follows: The Dry Dummies. i An Anti Bachanallan Ode. Tunc —“Drops o’ Dust.” My jovial eodgers! What a show ! Was ever such n bunch in townl W Three hundred “dryhoncs” in a row: Jolly companions, come to blow It out like sack at this tee-to tal dinner we’ve been munchin' down ! Churns. Out like sack at this tee-to tal dinner we’ve been munchin’ down ! •* —dinner we’ve been munchin’ down ! ’Tis sad to think that years ago, Willi liquor, folks would lunch in town, But now we’ve mighty cause to crow, jMy glorious milksops, don’t you know There's not a drop at this lec-to tal dinner we’ve been munchin’ down. Chorus. Not a drop at this tee-to tal dinner we’ve been munchin 1 down. dinner we’ve been munchin’ down. Here's precious prog to-day, but Oh! Your thirsty dogs will crunch and flown, And swear 'tis such a crusty go I A n’t it a blessing that there’s no Such liquorish loon at this lec-to tal dinner we’ve been munchin’ down ? Chorus. No liquorish loon at this tec-lo lal dinner we’ve been munchin' down? dinner we've been munchin’ down! 1 would not give a po-ta-to For all the whiskey punch in town. We’ve stopt their toddy, faith ! and woe Betide the wicked wags, who throw Their saucy jokes at this tee-to tal dinner we’ve been munchin’ down! Chorus, No saucy jokes at this tee-to tal dinner we've been munchin’ down ! dinner we’ve been munchin’down ! But gaffers, don’t be gaping so. Because I’ll soon be hurt chin’ down. Mcthinks my brains are soft as dough, 1 wish I’d just a drop, for Oh! The weather’s lint, and 1 feel glo rious dry at this divine tee-to tal dinner we’ve been munchin’ down ! Grand Chorus. Dry is this divine tee-to tal dinner we’ve been munchin’down. Dry is this divine tee-to- Dry is this divine tce-fo- How dry is this divine tee-to tal dinner we’ve been munchin’ down ! Alter the song was concluded, the tompany took an empty glass all round, and the speech making began. We regret that we are not able to furnish a full report of these masterly exhibi tions ofeloquer.ee, but our inkstand was unfor tunately sucked dry by one of the female domes tics that waited on the table. We shall endea -1 vor to give a sketch from memoiy, and go dry shod over the wlmle ground. ’ Colon nr. Coppkknose rose to address the Chair. He hoped the company would keepcool —it was a glorious occasion to keep cool : he had been trying all bis lifetime to keep cool; and the number of cool things he had done lately was “a ! 1 caution," as people say. For instance, had’nt he ! thrust bis nose into every man’s porridge, to , | serve the great cause of temperance I People ‘ • who bad porridge-pots grumbled at this, but the " ! fact was that the porridge was all the cooler for , it. Ho begged leave to make one cool remark: he > had done the State some service with his nose. J and lie took it upon him to say that no cooler • | means could be devised to promote the glorious '• i cause of tec-totalism, than for all modest gentlc s 1 men of the coppernose stampjo thrust their smel j lors into their neighbor's porridge pots. Depend | upon it. nothing will cool the public mind and | the public porridge but this. These were terrible times: society was in an “awful stew,” when eve ry man instated on cooking his own porridge. He hoped the united voire of the assembly would go forth in a roul declaration from the cradle of liberty, and inform the world that thedescrndanls at tie heroes of’76 were resolved not to be sad dled with the liberty of eating and drinking any longer! 'cheers.] Bat to return to the subject— with all his coolness—he was not cool enough for one tiling, and that was to arrogate to himsclt all the coolness under the sun. There was his friend the Hon. Mr. Humm, had also done cool things in his way. Had’nt he made a hundred thousand dollars by trading in rum, and now hav ing retired from business, was’nl he a tip-top tee totaller,crying out that rum-sellers were robbers and murderers? [Hear. 1 hear!] He rccom | mended the great example of Mr. Hunim to the whole world, and he particularly commended his noble behavior in coolly refusing to refund a cent of the money which he had acquired by robbery and murder. [Cheers.] Again he must say to them—keep cool, do the coolest thing you can. Tce-totallers arc noted for having the coolest way about some things ! Let them strive to grow cooler and cooler, ami never do a single thing ■without saying, “Is’nt that cool !” [ Great cheering.] Doctor tSlipsop begged the indulgence of the c meeting while he attempted a scientific exposi j' tion of the great subject. The matter might be ! treated in various ways, “But,” said the Doctor, i - I shall go into alcohol ; I can say nothing but f. alcohol; 1 wish to say nothing but alcohol : —1 | need say nothing hut alcohol. My mind is full t of alcohol; my thoughts are full of alcohol; ! head is full of alcohol, and I was a going to say, i my stomach is full of alcolyol. The only way to t do any kind of good at the present day, is to cry “alcohol !” It is the imperative duty of every man to leave his business and his home—his wife, children and friends, ami run up anil down crying “alcohol!” “alcohol !” I think it would be a capital device, and contribute to bring about a tremendous moral revolution, if vve could have parrots, jackdaws, and hoh-o-links, taught to cry “alcohol ! alcohol ! alcohol!” Surely there is no doubt that everything troublesome in society, government, hydrostatics, meteorology, and the (Jopeinican system, arises from alcohol. What makes volcanoes, earthquakes, tulfoons, scolding wives and mad dogs, hut alcohol 1 What keeps up the price of green peas '! alcohol. What j makes movchetoes bite ? alcohol. Who upset the house that Jack built ? alcohol. AVho killed cock robin ? alcohol. Who cut off the tails of the Kilkenny cats ? alcohol, alcohol, alcohol! In short alcohol is hero, alcohol is there, alcohol is everywhere. It is utterly astonishing how much alcohol there is around us, and how little some folks appear to he aware of their danger. It is quite hazardous now-a-days to cat a potatoc, for ton to one, there is alcohol in it. I don’t dare go out of an evening, because I am convinced there is alcohol in moonshine I repeat it therefore, vve ought to talk of nothing, think of nothing, and dream of nothing, hut alcohol—alcohol—al cohol ! ! [lmmense cheering.] Mr. Goodman Dull then rose to speak, and alter hesitating some time, he only informed the company that he couldn’t make a speech, hut if any gentleman would make a speech for him he was ready to hold his hat. [Great cheers.] Mr. Fussfuddle, Corresponding Secretary of the Busy Body Association, rose to state to the meeting that he had invented a patent temper ance screw auger, by which any genuine tee lotallcr might boro his neighbor’s ribs through t and through in the true spirit of inquiry, i Dr. Drinkwater moved for a committee to sit upon the town pump and ascertain whether there ! was not too much alcohol in it. Phis proposition caused great alarm in the assembly; several gentlemen with red faces im mediately stuck their noses into the pitchers. A loud hiss was the consequence, which raised such a panic, that the whole assembly immediately cut and ran. In the confusion of the scramble the following was picked up from the door:— Jonathan's Independence. Tu »e— Yankee Doodle. Father and I went down to town, With crockery ware and wooden, And there we found the dough-pates all As soft as hasty puddin. Yankee doodle keep it up, Yankee doodle dandy, Empty bottles you may suck, But not a drop of brandy. And there I spied a hundred ton Os chaps, as I’m a sinner. Setting their grinders down to chaw A dry lec-tolal dinner. Yankee doodle, keep it up, &c. And every toast they tooted off, 1 heir throats were dry as powder, And made a noise like little pigs, They couldn’t squeak much louder. \ ankce doodle, keep it up, &c. By jingo, then how I did laugh ! It heat all nater hollow. To see what awful grins they made, When e'er they tried to swallow ! Yankee doodle, keep it up, &c. And one, he choked him with a crust As hard as bricks and mortar, Another turned his eyes askew A-squinting at cold water. \ ankce doodle, keep it up, &c. And there I spied a curious chap, His jaws were made of leather, I wonder’d how a mortal skin Held such dry bones together. Yankee doodle, keep it up, &c. I went up as near to him As 1 eould nuz7,le shyly, Father went up as near again And twigg’d the critter slily. \ ankee doodle, keep it up, &e. Then with a cunning wink, his head Close to my ear he reaches, Says he “’tis a two legged machine That grinds cold water speeches.” Yankee doodle, keep it up, & c . But ah ! there was a sly back door. Beset with trusty keepers, And there I spied a queer concern, By using of my peepers. Yankee doodle, keep it up, &c. A man he had a long-ncck’d thing, He kind of clapt his hand on’t, And *io! there popp’d a green big cork Out of the little end on’t! ankee doodle, keep it up, &e. It scared me so that I dug off, And though some folks may doubt it, I guess your grave cold water folks Can go two days about it! Yankee doodle, keep it up, &c. The following hit is going the rounds of the » newspapers; - Acrcsta, (Geo.) Ruined.— The Tallahassee f Star considers Augusta a ruined and done over town, as among the recent arrivals there, as ad | vertised in the newspapers, are fifteen bushels \ vegetable pills, assorted, three millions morus nuiltieaulis outlines, and Buckingham, the orien tal traveller, with a hatch of lectures! An Old Jokeh.—A gentleman, aged 77, having in company his sixth wife, and being the father of an interesting batch of children, twentv six in a!!, recently passed through Buffalo. H e considers himself as smart as ever, and thinks it best, we presume, for those who emigrate at all, to do it while they're young.' . i / from the New Orleans Courier, July 16. . y From Texas. The arrival of the steamer Columbia, last night I 1 puts us in possess! on’ot news Irom Texas to the 5 j 12th insl. of which the following may be consid ' ; cred the principal items. ' I Some sickness prevailed in Houston. It was reported that an army of 4l)M) Mexicans r had advanced to Matamores. This intelligence • made little impression on the minds of the Tex ’ ians, whose attention was principally turned to 1 the Indian frontier. A large body of Tcxians, 1 regulars, volunteers and militia, had marched to ‘ the Northern frontier, where it was understood " Indian parties from 20.trihes were about to meet s them. The result was expected anxiously. The ■ Texians, it was said, were determined to compel ! the Indians to abandon the Northern counties, 5 and it was thought the Savages would give battle 1 rather than consent. We shall not know the ' result of this meeting for some weeks. ’ More than 100 persons are said to have already • squatted nn the site of the new capital of Texas on the Colorado; and it was thought the compe ' tition would he very great at the approaching : sale of the lots. • 'The citizens of Houston appear to have had a very serious brush with the gamblers. - It is said the cotton crop of Eastern Texas will ‘ this year fall little short of 20,000 bales. Besides the marauding parties of Camanehes ’ on the Western frontier, the trade between Tex* 1 as and the country beyond Rio Grande del Norte is now said to suffer from the depredations of land pirates, or armed bands of while men, who \ plunder alike Mexicans and Tcxians, when the S > offers. From the New Orleans Picayune. i A correspondent has sent us the following.— i He calls it a parody, a paradox, a solo, or a par- I asol, or something like that. As there is nothing t in a name, however, we give it, premising by the > way. that the writer could be more profitably r employed fishing for crabs at the lake, or picking s blackberries, if there be a patch near the city. > “The last of the Loafers.” ! ’Tis the last of the loafers Left sleeping alone; All his coatless companions A spreeing are gone ; ’ He lies on on the green grass, • Mis bar is the sky— And tho’ he’s thus laid low, He’s in truth rather high. i 1 I’ll not leave thee, thou lone one, A Charley did say, ! A prey to musquitoes ; So come right away, • To the watch-house I’ll take you ; You’ll find loafers there, > Who, like you, have been sleeping Out in the night “hair.” 1 OBITUARY. ■ Died in Wetumpka, Ala. on the 17th inst, of Mil— s ions/ ever, after an illness of 8 days, in the 21st I , year of his age, Mr. William Henry Hutchinson, of this place. , Mr. H. was on a visit to his mother and sisters, whither he had gone to mingle his sympathies with theirs for the recent loss of a husband and father, as well as son and brother who has since followed, and to discharge some of the filial obligations due to his surviving friends; yet in the mysterious dis pensations of that Being whose designs no scrutiny can fathom,he has been added as the third victim to the domain of that “Insatiate archer —whom one could not suffice— The shaft (lew thrice —and thrice their peace was slain,” The subject of this notice, as before mentioned, had scarcely attained his 21st year, with prospects, as fair, ol long life and happiness, as belonged to others. In the spring time of life all that he has hoped has withered—all that his friends anticipat ed, been destroyed. In addilion to his surviving re latives, he has left friends to mingle the tear of friendship with their deeper sorrows of affliction ; friends, of whom he had many—for none could say aught against him as none had he offended. MARINE INTELLIGENCE. Charleston, July 22. Arrived yesterday. —Line ship Catharine, lies her, New York. Went to sea on Saturday.— Sell r. Lady Warring ton, heard. Baltimore. Went to sea yesterday. —Sp. brig Andalusia, Du s'**. West Indies; Brig Chili, lionney, Havana; Brig William, Kivans, New York ; U. L. brig Mo ses, Brown, New-Vork. "" —Li——■■wwf.. -"tew* 1 C Zj" Michael respectfully informs his friends that,during the continuance of moonlight evenings, the Hampton Course House will be kept open until 10o’clock. ts July IS Parties of gentlemen can be supplied with pri vate rooms. QC? THE AMERICAN SILK GROW Ell AND FARMER'S MANUAL —A monthly publication designed to extend and encourage the growth of Silk throughout the United States. Edited by Ward Cheney and Brothers, Burlington, N. J.,and pub lished in Philadelphia, at the low price of One Dollar a year. {Or Subscriptions received at this office. a; ffj” RESIDENT DENTIST..— Dr. Mun roe's operating rooms, second door from Broad trect, on Mclntosh-st., opposite the Constitutionalist office march 13 QJ"NOTICE. —The Rail Road Passenger Train, between Charleston and Hamburg, will leave as ollows: UPWARD. Not to leave Charleston before 7 00 a. h. “ “ Summerville, “ - -8 30 “ “ Georges’, - “ - 10 00 “ “ hranchville, “ - 11 00 “ “ Midway, - “ - 11 30 m. “ “ Blackville, - “ - 100 p. si. “ “ Aiken, - - “ - 300 Arrive at Hamburg notbefore - 400 DOWNWARD. Not to leave Hamburg before 6 00 a. si. “ “ Aiken, - “ - - 730 “ “ Blackville, “ - • 930 “ “ Midway, “ . . ]Q 30 “ “ Branchville, “ - - 11 00 “ “ Georges’, “ - - 12 00 sr. “ “ Summerville,“ - . 2 OOp. si. Arrive at Charleston not before 300 Distance—l 36 miles. Fare Through—slo 00. Speed not over 20 miles an hour. To remain 20 minutes each, for breakfast and dinner, and not longer than o minutes for wood and water at anv station. J I , To stO P for passengers, when a white flag is hoisted, at either of the above stations; and also at ! Sineaths, Woodstock, Inabinct’s, 41 mile T O Rives’, Grahams, Willeston, Windsor, Johnsons’ and Marsh’s T. O. Passengers vp will breakfast at Woodstock and dine at Blackville; down, will breakfast at Aiken and dine at Summerville. m;l y o] , ( & B J I ? I L VOLE J fT SOCIETY, for the binm ! oj the Sick Poor of Augusta and its vicinity. Ihe V isiting Committees for the ensuing month aie I as follows: Division No. I.—Mr. A. McLane, Mr. C. Pike Mrs. Smith, Miss Marshall. Division No. 2.—Dr. B. Harris, .Mr. Win. Tutt, i j Mrs. Trembly, Mrs. Cole. I Division No. 3.—Mr. J. Cashin, Mr. M. Wilcox i Mrs. Berry hill, Mrs. MeKinnie. Any member of the committees may obtain funds j by calling on the President, (W. W. Holt, Esq.) at ! his office, Cumming’s Plaza. 1 June 24 C. F. STU ROES, Secretary. A REAL BLESSING TO MOTHERS. DR W. EVANS' CELEBRATED SOOTHING SYHUp. for Children Cutting their Teeth. - This infal.ible remedy lias preserved hundreds of chi - dren, when thought past recovery, from convul sions. As soon as the Syrup is rubbed on the feums, the child will recover. The preparation is so innocent, so efficacious and so pleasant, that no child will refuse to let its gums be rubbed with it. W hen infants arc at the age of four months, though there is no appearance of teeth, one bottle ol the Syrup should he used on the gums, to open the pores. Parents should never be without the Syrup in the nursery where there are young children; for if a child wakes in the night with pain in the gums, the Syrup immediately gives ease, by opening the pores end healing the gums; thereby preventing convulsions, fevers, &c. Sold only at Dr. Win. Evans' Medical Office, 100 Chatham street, New York, where the l. octor may be consulted on all diseases of children. PROOF POSITIVE OF THE EFFICACY OF Dr. EVANS’ SOOTHING SYRUP.—Tu the Agent of Dr. Evans’ Soothing Syrup: Pear Sir —The great benefit afforded to my suffering infant by your Soothing Syrup, in a case of protracted and painful dentition, must convince every feeling pa rent how essential an early application of such an invaluable medicine is to relieve infant misery and torture. My infant, when teething, experienced such acute sufferings, that it was attacked with convulsions, and my wife and family supposed that death would soon release the babe from anguish, till we procured a bottle of your Syrnp ; which as soon as applied to the gums, a wonderful change was produced, and after a few applications the child displayed obvious relief, and by continuiug in its use, 1 am glad to inform you the child has com pletely recovered, and no recurrence of that awful complaint has since occurred; the teeth arc ema nating daily and the child enjoys perfect health. I give you my cheerful permission to make this acknowledgment public, and will gladly give any information on tins circumst; me. WM. JOHNSON. TONIC FILLS. —The power of Evans’ Camomile Pills are such, that the palpitating lira; t. the trem ulous hand, the dizzy eye, and the fluttering mind, vanish before their effects like noxious vapors be fore the benign influence of the morning sun. — They have long been successfully used for the cure of intesmittents,together with fevers of the irregu lar neiv.ms kind, accompanied with visceral ob structions. This tonic medicine is for nervous complaints, general debility, indigestion and its consequences, as want of eppetite, distension of the stomach, acid ity. unpleasant taste in the mouth, rumbling noise in the bowels, nervous symptoms, languor, when the mind becomes irritable.desponding, thoughtful, melancholy, and dejected, llypochondriucism, con sumption, dimness of sight, delirium, and ail other nervous ass ctions, these pills will produce a safe and permanent cure. Evans’ Camomile Pills were first introduced into America in 1533. EVANS’ FAMILY APERIENT PILLS are purely vegetable, composed with the strictest pre cision of science and of art; they never produce nausea, and are warranted to cure the following diseases which arise from impurities of the blood, viz:— Apoplexy, Bilious Affections, Coughs, Colds, Ulcerated Sore Throats, Scarlet Fever, Asthma, Cho lera. Liver Complaints, Diseases if the Kidnics and Bladder, Affections peculiar to Females, and all those diseases of wl atsoever kind to which human nature is subject, where the stomach is affected. Mure conclusive proofs of the extraordinary effi cacy of Dr. Wm. Evans’ celebrated Camomile and. Aperient Anti-Bilious Pills, in alleviating afflicted mankind. —Air. Robert Cameron, 101 flowery.— Disease—Chronic Dysentery, or Bloody Flux— . Symptoms, unusual flatulency in the bowels, se- | verc griping, frequent inclination to go to stool, tu nusmus, loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting, fre quency of pulse, and a frequent discharge of a pe culiar foetid matter mixed with blood great debility, sense ol burning heat, with an intolerable bearing down ot the parts. Mr. Cameron is enjoying per fect health, and returns his sincere thanks for the extraordinary benefits he ha? received. Sold by ANTONY it HAINES, Sole agents in Augusta, J. M. & T. M. TU UN ER, Savannah, P. M. COHEN & Co., Charleston, SHARP A ELLS, Milltdgcville, C. A. ELLS, Macon, A. W. MARTIN,Forsyth. W.m. B. WELLS, Druggist, Athens, MARIC A. LANE, Washington. July 23 GREA T A R RIVAL! Fifteen Bushels, or 371),000 boxes of PETERS’ PILES. The subscribers have made arrangements with Dr. Peters, of New York, to be supplied by the quantity with his Pills. All dealers can now be supplied at factory prices. Os all the Pills we have any knowledge of, these are the most valua ble, In no instance have they failed to accomplish every thing they promised, and thousands who for years have been lingering with some chronic or ob stinate disease, new add their testimony in behalf of this valuable medicine. One great quality of his Vegetable Pills is, that they have the alternative principle combined with their cathartic, or operative qualities, so that they not only cleanse the stomach and bowels by purg ing, but they regulate the liver,change the morbid secretions, strengthen the digestive organs, purify the blood, invigorate! he circulation, and give tone and energy to the mu vous system. They have no rival in curing and preventing Bilious Fevers, Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Liver Complaints, Sick Head-ache, Jaundice, Asthma, Dropsy, Rheumatism, Enlargement of the Spleen, Piles, Cholic, Female Obstructions, Heart-burn,« Furred Tongue, Nausea, Distension ofthe Stomach * and Bowels, Incipient Diarrhoea, Flatulence, Hab itual Costiveness, Loss of Appetite, blotched or Sallow Complexion, and in all cases of Torpor of the Bowels, where a Cathartic or an Aperient is needed. They are exceedingly mild in their oper ation, producing neither nausea, griping nor debility. Dr. Peters has sold more than five millions of boxes of these celebrated Pills, in theU. States, the Cana das, Texas, Mexico and the West Indies, since Jan. 1533. AH persons who have used the Genuine Peters Vegetable Pills, recommend them in terms of the most unqualified praise, which is proof pos itive of their extraordinary and beneficial effects, these justly celebrated Pills are for sale by THOMAS BARRETT & Co., and HAVILAND, RISLEY A Co., Agents. June 6 2m PKKp,,,, kiTv. HOWARD’S Chemical ShavingCoinpound Howard’s Improved Chemical Chloride Soap Howard’s Superior Toilet Soap Howard’s Chemical Essence of Soap, for re moving grease, paint, tar, Sec. from wearing apparel. Howard’s Chrystal Cement, for mending broken glass, China, earthenware, &c, Howard’s Magnolia Extract, a delicate and delicious perfume for the toilet Howard’s Superior Cologne Water Howard’s Florida Water Howard’s Lavender Water Howard’s Superior Tooth Powder Howard’s Indcllible Ink Just received and for sale by ANTONY Sc HAINES, Agents, ju'yll No 232 Broad st. WANTED —A Wife, from 16 to 23, by a gen tleman of this city, who is neither hand some or homely—rich, nor very poor—good charac ter, in a fair business, and of good family ;he is U over 20 and under 30 years of age, who has been a ] bachelor long enough to think and know his condi- f tion will be bettered by matrimony ; and who owes his living single this long, not to inclination but to excessive timidity. So much for himself. The young lady must ho good looking, and well edu cated —her knowledge of music not important—of good family—domestic in her habits— and neither ’ romantic nor affected. Widows need not apply . unless they are rich, nor must they be over S 3 1 years of age. Any young lady wishing to form a matrimonial engagement, may rest assured that all communications directed to the subscriber through the Editors ol this paper, will meet with prompt attention ; she can state when and where she wishes an interview. None need apply unless they are serious, as any disposition on the part of ladies (or gentlemen assuming a lady’s name) to quiz, will either be exposed or severe y chastened by the writer. All communications addressed lo Theodore, through the Editors, will be attended to. July !8 ts THEODOPE.