Irate Customer—“ See here, I’m tired Os |
being swindled, I want you to give n fair
proportion of my money back.” |
Honest Farmer—“ Wha —what money?”
“-The money I paid you for that turkey
you brought me. You charged me twenty
five cents a pound and there were two
pounds of shot in its crop.”
“ Ob, that’s all right! It’s accordin’ to
law, you know ”
“Law, indeed ! What law ? ”
“ The law agin’ cruelty to animals.”
“ What has that to do with it, pray ?"
“ Well, you see me and the ole woman
thought as how choppin’ off a turkey’s head
'• Well, so this time we mercifully shot
’em, but perhaps the loads was just a leetle
The Hot Water Cure.
Doctor. You have tried the remedies I
have prescribed for you?
Patient. I have, Doctor, and followed your
D. And you have experienced no benefit?
P. Not a particle.
D. Then there is only one thing that
will avail you. You must try the hot water
P. The hot water cure? Will nothing
else help me?
D. Nothing else will help you, sir.
P. Then I’m a gone man.
D. What makes you think so; you haven’t
tried the remedy yet?
P. Haven’t I. Why I’ve been married
ten years, and my mother-in-law lives in my
First American swell —Ha ! Chawley, me
boy, glad to meet you. Taking a stroll ?
Second American swell—Not exactly.
I’m going to the depot.
First A. S.—To the depot? Good gracious!
Why don’t you say wallway station ?
Second—Because it’s easier to say
First—l—aw—admit that, but then
depot is so dossed un-English, you knaw.
If you are failing; broken, worn out and
nervous, use “Wells’ Health Renewer.” sl.
Drunkenness, or tlie Liquor Habit, can
be Cured by Administering Dr.
Hain s’ Golden S pcific.
It can be given in a cup of coffee or tea
without the knowledge of the person taking
It, effecting a speedy and permanent cure,
whether the patient is a moderate drinker or
an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of drunkards
have been made temperate men who have
taken the Golden Specific in their coffee
without their knowledge, and to-day believe
they quit drinking of their own free will.
Ku harmful effects result from its adminis
tration. Cures guaranteed. Circulars and
testimonials sent free. Address
Golden Specific Co.,
185 Race St., Cincinnati, 0.
Mr. H. H. Cason, Waycross, Ga, says: ‘
took Brown’s Iron Bitters for constipation
indigestion and all diseases arising fr m ma
larial fever. It was the only thing 1 could
get that did me any good. It is heartily
indorsed in this section by all who have
Southern Rolhr Cornposita!
The only reliable COMPOSITION made for
the SOUTHERN CLIMATE.
jtfj-Composition by the Pound or made into
Rollers at short notice.
A. D. THOMPSON,
93% Bay Street Savannah, Ga
GEO. M. HELMKEN,
C’or. South Broad and East Broad streets.
BREAD, CAKES and PIES of all descrip
CHRISTMAS CAKES a specialty. Wed
ding Parties supplied on reasonable term s“
MR. H. F. GRAHAM, 190 Congress street,
Savannah, says: My mother used Brown’s
Iron Bitters for impurity of the blood with
great benefit. I can conscientiously recom
Don’t you want a box of
I am HEADQUARTERS for the FINEST
ORANGES GROWN IN FLORIDA.
Indian River, Crescent City, “San
And Other Choice Varieties.
And have in store and on the way 1,000
BOXES for the
Arriving this week 5”0 barrels Choice BALD-
WIN S, SPY’S and BLUE PEBMAINS,-
All fresh stock and for sale low.
E. E. Cheatham.
101 Bay Street.
Telephone No. 273.
s'- CURE I-OR PILES. Nx'
of Piles is
tiling at after getting wajffi. ’■Lis
■pleasant sensation is
>ved by an applicatier of Dn Bosank%f.
*ile Remedy. Piles in all forms, Itch, Salt I
iheum and Ringworm can be permanently
lured by the use of this great remedy. Price
>0 cents. Manufactured by The Dr. Bosaako
Medicine Co., Pi; v.a s O« Sold by
Osc Butler. » id E. J Kiefltr,
THE SAVANNAH DAILY TIMES, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 24, 1884.
—IF YOU WANT A FINE—
IF YOU WANT A—
FOR CHRISTMA !
—GO TO —
IF YOU WANT AN ARTICLE OF
Mii tans In tau I
IF YOU WANT THE—
Usji Styles rs Mty:
IF YOU WANT A FINE
-IF YOU WANT ANY ARTICLE OF-
IF YOU WANT—
First Class Goods!
IN ANY OF THE ABOVE
LINES FOR CHRISTM IS
Gor, Bull and Broughton Sts.
Tne handsomest and best selected stock
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION
Sver displayed for inspection in this city
can be seen in
Our Show Kooms.
All are cordially invited to inspect the
magnificent stock before purchasing else- ]
where. All goods sold at manufacturers
KO and 32 Dravton Street. 1
500 Boxes Selected Florida
For the Holiday Trade.
300 BARRELS CHOICE AI’PLES,
100 BOXES SELECTED I’EABS, f
100 BASKETS GRAPES in 5 and 10!b Baskets, ,
100 Sacks Virginia Hand-picked PEANUTS,
LOWEST BOTTOM PRICES.
tj-Now Landing and for sale at
W. D. SIMKINS,
I<5S) Hay- |
51tos.C.Vi11l<i ms <rCo.
FOR SALE BY
1 i mum & si,
Corner Bryan & AberconSts.
SAVANNAH, - - - GA.
The Savannah Art Co.
CLOIIBG OUT IE!
Being unable to give my personal attention
to to this business, I have determined to
close out the stock AT COST.
Parties desiring elegant
Will And many things suitable for same.
Choice STEEL ENGKA VINGS, STATU- -
ARY. Fine VELVET, GuLD and BRONZE
FRAMES. Also; a choice line of Stationery
for ladies’ use as well as for office purposes.
Christmas Cards, Fancy Goods, &e.,
In Great Variety. |
C. I’. MILLER.
Corner Bull and York Street Lane.
Is the most complex work of tlie Creator,and
when this complicated structure, so exqui
sitely wrought, is disturbed. L>y disease, the
most efficient aid should be sought from the i
most skilled physician—for the human body
is too precious to be neglected. It become.! i.
the question then : ‘-What playsiciau shall
Dr. Oscar Joiiannesen, of the University
of Berlin, Germany, ii«s made a life-long
study of ailments of the Nervous and Genito
HIS REMEDIES CURE
Any Debility or Derangement of the Nervous '
System, including Spermatthorea, Gonorr
hea, Syphilis, Stricture, Impotence, etc., etc.
BECAUSE you may have been cheated and
fooled by quacks, who claim to cure this class
of disorders, do not hesitate to give Dr.
Johanneskn’s method a fair trial before
your case becomes chronic and incurable.
A valuable treatise, explanatory of Dr. Jo
haN'nesen’s system, will be sent by mail,
postpaid and securely sealed from observa
tion, to any sufferer addressing his sole au
thorized agent for the United States or
49 South street, New York.
Complicated symptoms treated from
Dr. Johannesen’s Special Prescription,
under advice of a duly qualified consulting
physician. , ,
AH correspondence held as strictly confi
dential, and advice by mail free of charge.
UR. W. T. HARRIS, Bay street, Savan
«* nah, says: My wife and I were greatly
troubled with indigestion. We took Brown s
Iron Bitters and it cured us entirely.
Cut, Made ad Laid!
Wilton Velvets at $1 50 per yard.
Body Brussels at $1.30 per yard.
Tapestry Brussels at 80c. per yard.
Three-Plys at 92c. per yard.
Ingrains ranging from 25c. to 75c. per yard.
These prices are not only Equal, but Less than those of any flrstr-class New York House.
Smyrna Rugs and Mats from 81.25 to 85.00 each. A full line of French Canton Mattings on
I Would Respectfully Call Attention to My*©»
NFW FAIA STOCK
In which will be found Everything Fresh and Desirable for the Approaching Season—Silks,
Satins, Brocades, Velvets, Velveteens, Cashmeres, Flannels and Fancy Dress Materials in
Great Variety. Black and Colored Silks and Satins have been selected with special care, and
the Low Prices at which they are offered should command the attention of Cash Buyers.
Has been thoroughly filled with French and English productions.
Courtland’s Celebrated English Crapes and Veils a pecialty.
500 Boys’ Knee Pants Suits ranging in prices from 82.00 to 810.00
350 Misses’ Worsted Suits, sizes 2 to 14 years, and prices from 81.00 to 810.00.
Southeast Corner Broughton and Barnard Streets.
fcOu .5. .... -__ 'ow®
Copyright, H. Solomon & Son.
THE LATEST IMPROVED
EXTRA PATENT ROLLER PROCESS FLOUR
MAKES EXCELLENT BREAD AND CAKES.
«S> At wholesale by
HENRY SOLOMON & SON,
SAVANNAH, - - - GA.
nn/l A MERRY CHRISTMAS] QJ P
luQ 1 and a happy new year ! 10 UU
TO ALL THE PATRONS OF
Cohen’s Central Shoe Store.
AND WISH TO CALL THEIR ATTENTION TO THE IMMENSE STOCK OF
Boots and Shoes!
Which we will sell for the NEXT TEN DAYS at
Extraordinary Low I’rices I
And also ask an examination of an elegant assortment of PLAIN and FANCY*
Slippers I Slippers ! Slippers !
Which are to be sold without reserve. Bear also in mind that to each and every purchaser
we will give a HANDSOME CHROMO ! No business card.
COHEN’S CENTRAL SHOE STORE
Southwest Corner Broughton and Barnard Streets.
MR. OWEN W. FLYNN, Liberty street, Sa. |
M vannah, says: Ktook Brown's Iron Bit- i
ters with good results and advise others who
would have good health to follow my course I
MRS. EMMA C. DUGGON, Rives street,
Savannah, says : I heartily endorse
Brown's Iron a first-class tonic. It
increased my weight nearly fifty pounds,
PAINTS, OILS, ETC.
> Mantels, Mantels, Mantels
Call and examine my stock of Artistic
Slate, Iron and Wooden Mantels
Before Purchasing Elsewhere.
I am offering at very low prices a full stock
Blinds, Mouldings, 1
Stair Rails, Balusters, Newell Posts,
PAINTS, OILS, VARNISHES,
Railroad, Steamboat, Ship and
Putty, Brushes, &c.» &c. <
Also, a full line of Building, Hardware,
’ Lime, Plaster, Hair and Cement, Plain and
Decorative Wall Paper.
ANDREW HANLEY, 4
Corner Whitaker, York and President sts. 1
Paint and Oil Bouse,
SASH, DOORB, BLINDS.
. Moulding, Etc
IRON WORKS & BOILER MAKERS
, Novelty Iron Works,
No. 2 Ba v and River Streets.
John Rourke, Proprietor.
I am prepared to do all kinds of
Machine, Boiler & Blacksmith Work
Can also furnish at shortest notice and at
lowest market prices all kinds and sizes of
Iron and Brass Castings, Pulleys, Shafting,
etc. Saw Mill work a specialty. Manufac
Sampson Sugar Mills and Pans.
Estimates furnished on all kinds of New
Work and Repairs.
Win. W. Gnann,
AND GENERAL JOBBING. I
Has now on sale 4 fine GROCERY or I
COTTON WAGONS, all with steel axles
and tires. Also a large lot of OAK and ASH
GIVE HIM A CALL. (
ALL WORK GUARANTEED.
Nos. 6& 8 New St., near West Broad .
SAVANNAH, GA. I
If RS. A. E. PALMER, Savannah, says : I
ul used Brown’s Iron Bitters as a tonic, and
sincerely believe it to be the best made. It
imparts great strength.
hoi ol Meal Knowledga 1 ;
No. 137 Bay street, Savannah, Ga.
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MR WM. C. WORKMAN, 110 Bay street, Sa
vannan, says: For two years I suffered \1
, from malaria and its dreadful effects, my
» physician rendering me on y temporary re- J
t lief. In Brown’s Iron Bitters 1 found de
cided and permanent benefit.