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2 All Due to the Itink, It was at the roller abating rink. Sirs' traveling phrenologist—“ Can’t you lend me a dollar?” r Second travelin? phrenologist—"M. l gracious is that you? Why, you look all broken up. Been sick?” "Ko, but I’ve had bad luck.” *“1 should say so. Never saw you looking so seedy. Couldn’t you attract an audience at your last town?” . “Yes, I had a big audience, and during the lecture tried to read character by the bumps as usual, but made so many terirble blunders that the police made me give them their money back and then they mobbed me.” “‘Made blunders! I can’t understand that. You never failed to recognize bumps be fore. What could have been the matter?” “It seems the town had a new roller skating rink and everybody was learning.” Preferred ihe Cash in Hand. “My beloved daughter,” he said, as he stroked her golden curls with one hand and scratched his shin with the other, “next week is your marriage.” “Yes, papa, and I wanted to ask how much money I am io expect from you.” “H’m, well, in case wheat goes up five cents per bushel I shall probably make the check for SIO,OOO, but in case wheat takes a drop of ten cents you must not expect such liberality.” “Oh, no, no, of course not, but I was just thinking that perhaps you’d like to give me $25 cash in hand and settle the whole matter now. While I do not doubt your ’lntegrity of character, it takes money to go on a bridal tour to Chicago,”—Wall Street News. ‘ROUSH OX ITCH.’ “Rough on Itch” cures humors, eruptions ringworms, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feet bUblains. Sweet Gum and Mullein. The sweet gum, as gathered from a tree ot the same name, growing along the small streams in the Southern States, contains a stimulating expectorant principle that loos ens the phlegm producing the early morning cough, and stimulates the child to throw on the false membrane in croup and whooping cough. When combined with the healing mucilaginous principle in the mullein plant of the old fields, presents in Taylor’s Chero kee Remedy of Sweet uum and Mullein, the finest known remedy for coughs, croup, whooping cough and consumption; and so palatable any child can take it. Ask your druggist for it. Send two-cent stamp for Taylor’s Riddle Book, which is not only for the amusement of the little ones, who will gather around your knee to hear the puzzling questions, lint contains information for the Health and welfare of every home. Manufactured by Walter A. Taylor, propri etor Taylor’s Premium Cologne, Atlanta, Ga. PILES I PILES ! I PILES 111 Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching piles. One box has cured the worst cases ol twenty years' standing. No need to suffer five minutes after using Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment. It absorbs tumors, allays itchings, acts as poultice, gives instant relief. Prepared only for piles, itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else. Hon. J. M. Coffen bury, of Cleveland, says: “I have used scores of pile cures, and it affords me pleasure to say that 1 have never found anything which gives such immediate and permanent relief as Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment.” Sold by druggists and mailed on receipt of price, 81. Sold wholesale and retail by O. Butler, Savannah, Lippman Bros., wholesale and re tail druggists. or th*- Liquor Habit, car be Cured by Administering Dr. Hain s’ Golden S pcific. It can be given in a cup of coffee or tea without the knowledge of the person taking It. effecting a speedy and permanent cure, whether the pat ient is a moderate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of drunkards Hive been made temperate men who have ttken the Golden Specific in their coffee ■without their knowledge, aud to-day believe they quit drinking of tlteir own free will. INo harmful effects result from its adminis tration. Cures guaranteed. Circulars and t estimonials sent free. Address Golden Specific Co., 185 Race St., Cincinnati, O. GEO. M. HELMKEN, V'ariety Bakery. Cor. South Broad and East Broad streets. BREAD, CAKES aud PIES of all descrip tion. CHRISTMAS CAKES a specialty. Wed ding Parties supplied on reasonable term s.“ MR. H. F. GRAHAM, inn Congress street. Savannah says: My mother used Brown's Iron Bitters for impurity of the blood with great benefit. I can conscientiously recom mend it. ORxkNGES! ORANGES I Don’t you want a box of NICE ORANGES? I .am HEADQUARTERS for the FINEST ORANGES GROWN IN FLORIDA. The Celebrated Indian River, Crescent City, “San Souci” And Oilier Choice Varieties. And have in store and on the way 1,000 BOXES for the Holiday Trade. .A_ 1 * P I . F C S ! Arriving this week 500 barrels Choice BALD WIN’S, SPY’S and BLUE PERMAINS, Banannas, “Raisins, Cocoanuts, IVuts, Potatoes, BUTTER, CHEESE, J®- All fresh stock and for sale low. E. E. CJlieatliam, 101 Buy Street. Telephone No. 273. CURL 1 uit PILES. of Piles is lAing at after getting viygn. ■bis fflpleasant sensation is Kved by an application of Tie Remedy. Piles in all forms, Itch, Salt lheum and Ringworm can be permanently mred by the use of this great remedy. Price iO cents. Manufactured by The Dr. Bosankc Medicine Co., Pi;ua, O. Sold by Osc Butler] and E. J F’effen THE SAVANNAH DAILY TIMES, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1884. MOTHERS’ . ■ ■■ ■■■■ I I j- FRIEND! Nn MoFA Tarrnr 1 This prepa no inoie IWIVI I ration Ig truly a triumph of scientific skill, and no ur t> • ! more inestimable benefit NO JlOrO Pain! was ever bestowed on the mothers of the world. It not only short ens the time of labor and . No More Danger I lessens the intensity of pain, but, better than all. TO it greatly diminishes the ‘ e danger to life of both Mother OF Child mother and child, and inuiuui ut viiiiu. leftveg the mother ln a condition highly favor able to speedy recovery, ’ rri ty A ani far ,eaß liable to Ine UreaG OI flooding, convulsions and J other alarming symptoms Motherhood wonderful efficacy in tn this respect entitles the Transformed to Mothers’ Friend to be i ranked as one of the lite- TT "13 IT saving appliances given t JL to the world by the dis- coveries of modern sei and ence. From the nature of the case it will of course be || J W understood that we cannot " publish certificates con j cerning the Remedy with- . out wounding the delicacy of the writers. Yet we 1 17 oca have hundreds of such Saiety and Ease testimonials on file, and no mother who has once TO Bed it will ever again be * without it in her time of s Suffering Woman. | trouble 5 A prominent physician lately remarked to the proprietor, that if were admissible to make public the letters we receive, the‘‘Mothers’Friend” would outsell anything on the market. I most earnestly entreat every female expecting to " be confined, to use Mothers* Relief. Coupled with I this entreaty I will add that during a long obstetri cal practice(forty-four years, 1 have never known it to fail to produce a safe and quick delivery* H. J. HOLMES, M. D., Atlanta, Ga. f ; l Send for our Treatise on “Health and Happiness of ; Woman,” mailed free. r Bradfield Regulator Co., Atjftnt*. Atlanta Druggists. ) ■ Atlanta, October 13, 1834. We began handling B. B. B. from its first exist ence a few months ago, and have never heard a ’ word of dissatisfaction expressed relative to its merits, but have heard it very extravagantly praised by those who have used it. Its sale with us is rapidly increasing, and we now buy it in three gross lots. HOWARD A CANDLER, Wholesale Druggists. Office Os JACOB’S PHARMACY, 1 Atlanta, June 13, 1884. j Six months ago we had no demand for B. B. 8., but now our retail demand is such that we are forced to buy in two gross lots. We attribute the rapid and enormous demand to the comparative size and price of B B. 8., and its positive merit. 1 It sells well and gives our customers entire satis ’ faction. Our sales have increased 500 per cent, within a few months. JACOB'S PHARMaCY, Per Fre I B. Palmer, M. D. Atlanta, June 12,1884. We have been handling B. B B. cnly a few months, and take pleasure in saying it is super seding all other Blood Kerne ies It sells well gives our .customers entire satisfaction, and we cheerfully recommend it in preference to a >y other Blood Purifier. ASHER & MOORE, Druggists. SCHUMANN,B P lARMACY, 1 A l n a, June 18,1884.) Since I have begun handling the B. B B , which is about three or four month •, it grows so much inpopularit . ard its sales increased so much, that I have to buy it In gross lots as it sells quite rapidly. ‘ TdEO. SCHUMANN. Atlanta, June 12, 1884. During the past few months I have given B B. B severe tests in the cure of Blood Diseases, and unhesitatingly pronounce it a safe, sure, harmless and speedy Blood Purifier, fully meriting the con fidence of the public. My customers are delight ed with its effects, and the demand has so wonder fully increased that I have been compelled to buy by the gross, as it is the be it selling blood reme dy I handle. W. A. GRAHAM, Druggist Atlanta, June 12,1881. We find the sale of B B. B. largely on the in crease, and as a Blood Purifier we consider it first class. ’Tis one of the best selling medicines we handle. SHARP BROS., Druggists. Durham is historic. It was neutral ground during ” ’ • ?. rmistice between Sherman and Johnso/. Soldiers of both armies filled their pouches with the tobacco stored there, and, after the surrender, marched home ward. Soon orders came from East, West, North and South, for “more of that elegant tobacco.” Then, ten men ran an unknown factory. Now it employs 800 men, uses the pink and pick of the Golden Belt, and the Durham Bull Is the trade-mark of this, the best tobacco in the world. Blackwell’s Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco has the largest sale of any smoking tobacco in the world. Why ? Simply because it is the best. All dealers have it Trade-mark of the Bull. [Took OUT1&SI JI I DURHAM Oft !b 8 bull U he’d gone for a pack age of Blackwell’s Bull Durham Smoking To *v mwawoD bacco, as he was told, he _ refflWWL wouldn’t have been cornered by the bulk 7\T ISS EMMA E ISON, 12% Marga- J-V_»- re t street, Savannah, Kays: I took Brown’s Iron Bitters as a tonic with great benefit. My system was greatly impaired from chills and fever. COATu ! Fresh from the Mines, PROMPTLY DELIVERED. Full and 1 iberal weight guaranteed. Orders by mail, telephone or given to our drivers promptly attended to. Knickerbocker Ice Co., HI BAY STREET. For latest style fancy percale g Feccan and shirts L. Fried’s is the place. CHANDELIERS! 1 Tne handsomest and best selected stock CHANDELIERS, GLOBES. —AMD— GAS FIXTURES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION Ever displayed for inspection in this city can be seen in Our Show Booms. All are cordially invited to inspect the magnificent stock before purchasing else where. All goods sold at manufacturers prices. JOHN NICOLSON, : 30 and 32 Drayton Street. - ORANGES ’ Oranges ! Oranges ! ’ 500 Boxes Selected Florida Orauges ! For the Holiday Trade. ' 300 BARRELS CHOICE APPLES, 100 BOXES SELECTED PEARS, 100 BASKETS GRAPES in 5 and 10ft> Baskets, ■ 100 Sacks Virginia Hand-picked PEANUTS, LOWEST BOTTOM PRICES. j&J-Now Landing and for sale at W. D. SIMKINS, ORIGINAL Jfios.C.WlUams &Co. < RICHMOND.VA. __ J FOB SALE BY 1 1. mi & son., Corner Bryan & AberconSts. SAVANNAH, - - - GA. Man’s Organism. Is the most complex work of the Creator,and when this complicated structure, so exqui sitely wrought, is disturbed by disease, the most efficient aid should be sought from the most skilled physician—for tho human body is too precious to be neglected. It becomes the question then : ‘What physician shall be employed?” Ur. Oscar Johannesen, of the University of Berlin, Germany, Iris made a life-long study of ailments of the Nervous and Genito urinary System. HIS REMEDIES CURE Any Debility or Derangement of the Nervous System, including Spermatthorea, Gonorr hea, Syphilis, Stricture, Impotence, etc., etc. BECAUSE you may have been cheated and fooled by quacks, who claim to cure this class of disorders, do not hesitate to give Dr. Jouanneskn’s method a fair trial before your case becomes chronic and incurable. jO“ free. “®a A valuable treat ise, explanatory of Dr. Jo hannbsen’s system, will be sent by mall, postpaid and securely sealed from observa tion, to any sufferer addressing his sole au thorized agait for the United States or Canada, HENRY VOGELER, 49 South street, New York. #s* Complicated symptoms treated from Dr. Johannesbn’s Special Prescription, under advice of a duly qualified consulting physician. All correspondence held as strictly confi dential, and advice by mall free of charge. GUTVJS - AND— CUTLERY. ROGERS’ and RUSSELL’S Floe Table Knives, Fine Carvers and Steels, in Sets. A full line of Fine Pocket Knives. A full line of Fine Scissors. largest stock of BREECH-LOADING Guns and. Ttifles Ever offered in Savannah. For sale Low by I’ALNIIiK BROS. 148 Congress and 151 St. Julian street. TVI'R.ISAAC McINTOSH, Savannah, says: 1 For years I have suffered from dys pepsia, trying everything with the hope of obtaining relief. Brown’s Iron Bitters cured me and I heartily recommend it. Favorite Cigarettes will sooth your troubl 1 ee below. CARPETS Cut, Made and Laid! o —— Wilton Velvets at sl-50 per yard. Body Brussels at $1.30 per yard. Tapestry Brussels at 80c. per yard. Three-Plys at 92c. per yard. Ingrains ranging from 25c. to 75c. per yard. These prices are not only Equal, but Less than those of any first-class New York House. Smyrna Rugs and Mats from 81.25 to 85.00 each. A full line of French Canton Mattings on hand. I Would Respectfully Call Attention to My*®t INE'W FALL STOCK OF DRY GOODS! In which will be found Everything Fresh and Desirable for the Approaching Season—Silks, Satins, Brocades, Velvets, Velveteens, Cashmeres, Flannels and Fancy Dress Materials in Great Variety. Black and Colored Silks and Satins have been selected with special care, and the Low Prices at which they are offered should command the attention of Cash Buyers. VIOlIiAIX; DEPARTMENT Has been thoroughly filled with French and English productions. Courtland’s Celebrated English Crapes and Veils a pecialty. 500 Boys’ Knee Pants Sults ranging In prices from 82.00 to SIO.OO. 350 Misses’ Worsted Suits, sizes 2 to 14 years, and prices from 81.00 to SIO.OO. DANIELHOGAN, Southeast Corner Broughton and Barnard Streets. Bother s T~!T _ f Copyright, H. Solomon & Son. THE LATEST IMPROVED EXTRA PATENT ROX KER PROCESS IT.OIR MAKES EXCELLENT BREAD AND CAKES. Ab- At wholesale by BEJNBY SOLOIMEOIV A SON, SAVANNAH, .... GA. fnfld A MERRY CHRISTMAS IQQF 1001 and A HAPPY NEW YEAR! 1000 TO ALL THE PATRONS OF Cohen’s Central Shoe Store. AND WISH TO CALL THEIR ATTENTION TO THE IMMENSE STOCK OF Boots and Shoes! Which we will sell for the NEXT TEN DAYS at Extraordinary Low ZPrices I And also ask an examination of an elegant assortment of PLAIN and FANCY Slippers I Slippers ! Slippers I Which are to be sold without reserve. Bear also in mind that to each and every purchaser we will give a HANDSOME CHROMO 1 No business card. COHEN’S CENTRAL SHOE STORE Southwest Corner Bronghton and Barnard Streets. MR. OWEN W. FLYNN, Liberty street, Sa. I vannah, says: I took Brown’s Iron Bit ters with good results and advise others who would have good health to follow my course | I MHS. EMMA C. DUGGON, River street, > I Savannah, says : I heartily endorse 1 Brown s Iron Bitters as a first-class tonic. It 1 I increased my weight nearly fifty pounds. < PAINTS, OILS, ETC. Ms, Mantels, Mantels Call aad examine my stock of Artistic Slate, Iron and Wooden Mantels Before Purchasing Elsewhere. I am offering at very low prices a full stock of BOOBS, SASHES, Blinds, Mouldings, Stair Bails, Balusters, Newell Posts, PAINTS, OILS, VAHNIBHEB, Railroad, Steamboat, Ship and Mill Supplies, Window Glass, Putty, Brushes, &c., &c. Also, a full line of Building, Hardware, Lime, Plaster, Hair and Cement, Plain ana Decorative Wall Paper. ANDREW HANLEY, Corner Whitaker, York and President sts. OLIVER’S Paint and Oil House, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, Moulding, Etc IRON WORKS & BOILER MAKERS Novelty Iron Works, No. 2 B?” and River Streets. SAVANNAH, GA., John Rourke, Proprietor. ImißrassFoinirjU achinehops I am prepared to do all kinds of Machine, Boiler & Blacksmith Work Can also furnish at shortest notice and at lowest market prices all kinds and sizes of Iron and Brass Castings, Pulleys, Shafting, etc. Saw Mill work a specialty. Manufac turer of Sampson Sugar Mills and Pans. Estimates furnished on all kinds of New Work and Repairs. Wm. W. Gnann, ~J.'.l —AND— HORSESHOEING AND GENERAL JOBBING. Has now on sale 4 fine GROCERY or COTTON WAGONS, all with steel axles and tires. Also a large lot of OAK and ASH LUMBER. GIVE HIM A CALL. ALL WORK GUARANTEED. Nos. 6 & 8 New St., near West Broad SAVANNAH, GA. MRS. A. E. PALMER, Savannah, says : I I’* used Brown’s Iron Bitters »s a tonic, and sincerely believe it to be the best made. It Imparts great strength. (gfluratwnal. Schocl o! Mei! ! Phonography, Ty pe writing-, Telegraphing, Bookkeeping, —AND— Penmanship. No. 137 Bay street, Savannah, Ga. Mr. and Mrs. C. S. RICHMOND, Principals. AGUSTA, GEORGIA, LIBRARY BUILDI One of the Finest Institutions in the Uni ted States. Real Business transacted with Real College Currency. Board in the city cheap. Time required from 3% to 4 months. Beautiful Diplomas awarded on completing Course in satisfactory manner. Send for Circular. PRINTER’S ROI.LEIIS! THOMPSON’S Scuihcm Udler Composition! The only reliable COMPOSITION made for the SOUTHERN CLIMATE. 4®*Composition by the Pound or made into Rollers at short notice. A. D. THOMPSON, 98^ Bay Street Savannah, Ga MR. WM. C. WORKMAN, 110 Bay street, Sa vannan, says: For two years I suffered from malaria and its dreadful effects, my physician rendering me on’y temporary re lief. In Brown’s Iron Bitters I found de cided aud permanent benefit.