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Unforseen Calamity. First Fair One—“Oh ! it’s perfectly hor rid.” Second Fair One—“ Awful!” Chorus of Fair Ones—“lt’s an outrage. All our hard work gone for nothing. The time of changing ministers this time of year.” , , Hostess (entering)—“Why, what’s the matter, girls ?” Fair Chorus—“ Rev. Mr. Blank has re signed and Rev. Mr. Lank has been called to take his place.” Hostess—“ But what of that ? Mr. Lank is far superior to Mr, Blank in oratorical abilities, and will be fully his equal as a pastor.” Fair Chorus—“Bui Mr. Blank has a No. 6 foot and Mr. Lank wears No. B’s, and our Christmas slippers are all made.” Philadelphia Call. Rich Father—“ What means this? You here again? Leave the house this instant . Have I not already warned you never again to seek the hand of my daughter? ” Poor Suitor—“ I did not call to see your daughter this time, sir. I called on busi ness.” ■ . • 1_ . ■ “ Business ? I can’t imagine what busij ness I can have with you.” “ I can. This morning your cook came rushing around to my place and said some one must come at once to fix the water pipes. I came, did the job, and here is my bill. Look at it, sir, and take your choice. W Inch shall it be—your daughter’s hand or bank ruptcy ? Ha I ha! No cards. “ROUGH ON COUGHS.” Ask for “Rough on Coughs,” for Coughs Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarseness. Troches' 15c. Liquid, 25. Mr. H. B. Russel, Savannah, Says : “Like every one living in the South during the summer months, I have been subject to ma larial fevers. Took Brown’s Iron Bitters as a preventative and found it a success, also find it an excellent tonic.” Just as Good. Many unscrupulous dealears may tell you they have remedies tor Coughs and Colds equal in merit and tn every respect Just as good as the old reliable Dr. Bosanko Cough and Lung Syrup, unless you insist upon this remedy and will take no other, you are liable to be greatly deceived. Price 50 cents and 81. yoSbdy Osceola Butler and E. J. Kieffer. Mr. A. C. Wright, St. Mary’s, Ha., says : “My daughter suffered with indigestion to such an extent that it caused severe spasms, ■ Brown’s Iron Bitters cured her; nothing else did any good.” Rubber coats at and below cost at L. Frle IT ctrras WHEN 1 action. It In s safe, ALL OTHER MEDI- A sure endEyecdy cure CINES FAIL, as it yA* l and bun acts DIRECTLY havo and AT ONCE on boon cured the KIDNEYS, by 4t whon LIVER and BOW- gZ physicians and ELS, restoring C Jg had them to a healthy W tiff Bgiven them up istZ die. ► it is botha safe cure and a SPECIFIC? It CURES all Diseases of the Kidneys, Elver, Bladder tuid Urinary Organs; Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright’s Disease, Nervous Diseases, Exces ses, Female Weaknesses, Jaundice, Biliousness, Head ache, Sour Stomach, Dyspepsia, Constipation, Piles, Pains in Buck, JLoins, or Side, Retention or Non>Rctentiou of Urine. $1.25 AT DRUGGISTS. -csrTAKE NO OTHER. Send for Illustrated Pamphlet of Solid Tes timonials of Absviute Cures. HUNT'S .WF-AV WHtffilHl, THE greater portion being heavily wooded with Pine, Oak and Hickory, and the balance consisting of rich Rice, Cotton and Corn land, located about TWENTY MILES FROM SAVANNAH. Are offered for sale. The timber on this tract has never been “saw-milled” or “boxed,” and being of virgin growth is very valuable to either mill men or turpentine getters. The products of this land, which have amounted to 45 bushels of rice, a bale of cot ton and 40 bushels of corn to an acre, can be marketed at a minimum cost for freighting. -bi mus si ™ woirai. The improvements in the way of dwell ings barns, rice mill and machinery are sub stantial and ample. There are advantages peculiar to this property which render it valuable for a Cattle Range, Turpentine Farm. Rice, Corn, Cotton or Fuel Plantation. One corner of the land is only one-fourth of a mile from Fleming Station, on the Savan nah, Florida and Western Railway. LIBERAL TERMS Will be given to a responsible person, or an exchange may be negotiated for city or city or railroad bonds. Plats will be fur nlshed on application to c. 11. DORSETT, Real Estate Dealer, < WANNAH GEORGIA. . 21 Jones M street, Savannah, says: Asa tonic Ideem W brown's Iron Bitters worthy of the highest ■p recommendations. THE SAVANN H DAILY TIMES, F IDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1884. M. STERNBERG, When moving into my new Store I made very extensive purchases, and compliments have been showered upon me from all sides upon my Elegant and Tasty I presumed that mjt s'toAk would have been ample for tho Holiday Trade, but I was com pelled, owing to the appreciation I met with, to make continual additions to my stock, and yet my purchases could hardly keep apace with Tlie Unpreeedented. Demand I I have now made arrangements so ample that I can assure my friends and the public that after to-dky my stock will be again as complete in every respect as can only be found in the very best houses in the leading Northern cities. MY SPECIALTIES ARE Diamonds, and the Most Celebrated and Reliable Makes of Gold Watches, and my Fancy Jewelry is not Wanting in Either Taste, Design or Workmanship. NO FANCY PRICES ! Every Article Guaranteed as Represented. My unprecedented success is summed up in these few words. No matter how ignorant one may be as to the quality or value of Jewelry, he receives honest goods at honest prices. JVE. STERNBERG, HOLIDAY GOODS! A. J. MILLER & Co’s Furniture and Carpet Emporium Fine Parlor Suits aid Bedroom Suits 1 JMirror Door Wardrobes, Combination Dressing Cases, Chiffoniers, Fine Dining Room Pieces. Also, choice assortment of NOVELTIES upholstered in Leather, Plush, Silk and Ramie. BOUQUET STANDS, BRACKETS, &c. OUK CARPET DEPARTMENT Is also filled with a choice assortment of goods suited to this purpose. C HILIIREN’S DEDYKTAIEINT. FINE DOLL CARRIAGES, BUREAUS, TABLES, CHAIRS, VELOCIPEDES, &c„ &C. 4£S*Do not fail to inspect our stock. A. J. MILEEH Ac <JO. OMR EVERY DAI! Through our Mammoth Establishment, PLATSHEK’S, 138 BROUGHTON STTfcEET. Seeking for Holiday Presents to suit the youngest child to the eldest person, for boys, girls gents’, ladies’ and in fact, to please everyone, we can do it and are still doing so. The public are loud in our praise, saying: “HOW CHEAP PLATSHEK SELLS HOLIDAY PRESENTS and there is truth in it, for there is no house in our city can show up the selection we have. Our assortment embraces the choicest goods from the famous marts of EUROPE, all of which were bought for CASH. This gives us every advantage to undersell all others. WE ARE HEADQUARTERS FOR TOYS! TOYS 1 TOYS! TOYS. Dresden Ware, Plush Work Boxes, Japan Ware, Bohemian Glassware, Plush boxes of all Kinds) Toilet Cases, Bisque Goods, Plush odor Stands, Mamcure Sets, Vienna Glassware, Plush fancy Articles, Albums of all Kinds, Chinaware, < Plush Mirrors, Fancy Work Baskets, Etc., Etc., Etc. Etc., Etc., Etc. Etc., Etc., Etc. AND A MILLION OTHER SUITABLE PRESENTS, only to be found in our establishment. Special Notice—Our Annual Grist. for every $5 worth of goods purchased are entitled to a chance on the Large Fancy Dressed French Bisque Doll. HOLIDAY ~GOODS I WILL SELL MY GOODS AS LOW AS THE LOWEST, NOT EXCEPTING PEOPLE who offer to sell at COST. Come and see me and be CONVINCED. ©Bargains in Diamonds Gold and Silver Watches, Gold Jewelry, Ladles’ Bar Pins, Ear Rings, Gold Pens and Pencils, Gold and Silver Headed Canes, Gold Spectacles. All at the lowest prices. Great inducements in Silver Platedware —A T A. L. DESBOUILLONS, No. 251 13 vi 11 Street. WM—YOUR-CHOICE— IHfI sl-!!“ —BfH No. 3- b a SOLID 181, ROILED GOLD LADIES’ RING, with the tirwM Solitaire Fnnch Diamond. whirl) cnitnot la- told from « genuine stone except by experts, and then only upon close in spec- tion. For all nurnoees it i« as durable and showy aa a SXOO Ring, and will never change color or lose its bril- ■ liancy KHH No. Q is a Pair of SOLID 18 K. ROLLED GOLD EARRINGS, net with the same rare Diamonds an B No. X. ror which they are a perfect match. They are exact duplicates of the finest gems—the setting is unique, and ■ the design the latest style. They would make a beautiful present, and any Lady may be proud to wear them.|BH ■ No. 3 I® a SOLID 18 j. ROLLED GOLD PLAIN RING- rich and massive, and warranted to wear for years.— ni-M No. -X is n REAL STONE SOLID ISI. ROLLED GOLD SEAL RING of elefcant pattern and new oval top design. N0h.3&48 are suitable for either Lady or Gent. No single piece like the four articles of Jewelry named ■ could be purchased at any store for less than Sa. We .acrlfice these gu j, to tntrc—ce■ others, and we could not afford to misrepresent them or sell a poor article. HHIY OUR CHOICE FOR SLOO • ■ Send the price of one or more of the articles you desire by mail. Registered Letter or P. O. Order, together with your ■ address written plainly. If you want a Ring, enclose with your order a narrow strip of paper, the ends of which just ■ meets around the finger desired to fit. ■■ TO PREVENT MISTAKES, cut out the illustration of the articles ■ desired in this advertisement, and send them with vour order. All orders carefully packed and sent by mail the same ■ day as received. onniEK AT ONCE, us we shall only sell Wa limited number at this low price. • The above Jewelry is abr.olntoly YEW. and cannot be purchased at the Stores. H After it is introduced, we w ill not sell any article named for less than from $3 to $3. ABUUSIS PARK M’F’C CO., lOrtwM 239 Broadway, NEW YORK. I CARPETS & FURNITURE AT EMIL A. SCHWARZ. RUGS! MATS: Special Inducemnt to Buyers. ( Having replenished my extensive stock of CARPETS by the addition of the LATEST PATTERNS, I am prepared to offer SPECIAL BARGAINS In that department. Goods at a Lower Figure than ever sold in Savannah. RUGS AND MATS. A full assortment of Smyrna goods in Oriental and Persian designs and colorings at ower price than the common Tapestry and Velvet goods. COVEFLIJVGrS. In Coverings we have the last shades of Silk, Plashed and Sateens. Also Cretons, Reps and Turkomans for Portiers. OIL CHjOTHSL English and American sheet Oil Cloths and American goods from 1 to 2% yards wide. Antique Lace Curtains and Window Shades. Special designs, which must be seen to be appreciated. Having made special arrangements with some of the leading Furniture Manufacturing Companies, we are prepared to offer the finest assortment of FURNITTRE, at such a low figure that it will certainly be an inducement for you to refurnish. We do not publish prices as that only misleads. Call and look at the goods, and you will see that the facts are as stat ed KAI IL A.. SCHWARZ, Entrance 127 Broughton street, 1 door from Bull. SOUTHERN COPPER WORKS 535 Savmimih, Gia., McMILLAN BROS., Proprietors. We beg to inform those in want of anything in the way of Copper ware, that we are stocked with all sizes and thickness of Sheet Copper, Copper Circles, Rivets and Bolt Copper, and are prepared with a full force of experineced workmen to manufacture anything that is wanted in our line. Candy Pans, Steam and Water Piping, Soda Fountains, Copper Kettles and Boilers, made, lined and repaired at short notice—seamless as usual. Turpentine Stills a Specialty Highest Cash Price paid for Old Copper, Lead and Brass. Corner Price and Liberty Street I’IKST CLASS STOCK A T LOW PRICES A T I J. Lindsay’s Carpet and Furaib Emporium, 169 AND 171 BROUGHTON STREET. Lace Curtains from S 3 to Slo Per Pair Body and Tapestry Brussels Carpet at almost any Price. Ingrain and Hemp Carpets always on hand. Fringes, Felts, Canton Flannels, Raw Silks, Ramie and Jute Goods in numberless designs. Window Shades by the Gross, the Neatest and Newest Patterns Always in Stock. Pole and Adjustable Cornices, Symrna Rugs and Mats, Oil Cloths to suit the Rich and Poor. A new lot of Imported CRELONNfiS with figures on them, Just arrived. ' We mean business, and will sell LOW DOWN. Competent workmen. Satisfaction guaranteed. CALL EARLY, ON W. J. LIADSAY. FMA CURIOSITIES! .Jolm IS. Hollers Co.‘« CELEBRATED CUTLERY AT Macher’s Jewelry Store no BROUGHTON" STREET EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHY A. FALK & SON, are selling their Clothing so cheap? Simply because they bought that Immense wholesale stock of Clothing of this season s manufacture, for Mil, Boys, W iti Mino's Wt fam Z. M, and In order to reduce same, they are giving their patrons and the public generally the benefit of low prices, guaranteeing all goods as represented, or KE I ? U.NI>PN(x TH E M ON E Y ON all unsatisfactory purchases—providing the goods are returned uninjured, within TEN DA'YS after purchase. Their stock is still well assorted, and they would advise all who are In need of (not cheap clothing) but CLOTHIMi CHEAP. Give them a call before purchasing elsewhere. Remember the stand of _A_. FALK. «so SO IST, THE ONE PRICE CLOTHIERS AND FURNISHERS, Successors to I. L. Falk & Co. Corner Congress, Whitaker and St. Julian Streets. PROVISIONS AND GROCERIES, ■an timl A FINE MIXTURE IN 5 lb. Boxes for SI.OO. —ALSO— C'RYSTALIZED FRUITS, CHOCOLATES, CARAMELS, BON BONS, MARSHMALLOWS, And a large line of Choice Confect ions, at A. WEST. IXew Goods. DEHESA RAISINS, LONDON LAYER RAISINS, SULTANA RAISINS (Seedless), LOOSE MUSCATEL RAISINS, LEGHORN CITRON, NEW CURRANTS, DRIED FIGS, PLUM PUDDING, EVAPORATED PEACHES, EVAPORATED APPLES, TABLE AND COOKING PRUNES- F. L. GLEOHCkfcI’W, Cor. State and Whitaker street*. FIREWORKS ROMAN CANDLES, )SKY ROCKETS, VERTICLE WHEEt* MINES, FLOWER POTS, FIRE CRACKERS, CANNON CRACKERS —AT- BRANCH & COOPER’S. At A. DOYLE’S. Quinces for Preserving. Green Root Ginger. 1 lot fine Fulton Mark’t Bee Fresh Cabbages. No. 1 Ham at 15c. “ Strip Bacon at 13c, P g’s Head at 6c. Pig’s Feet in half barrels. Hebron Beauty Potatoes, The finest Table Potatoes in the wo 2 boxes string Garlic. OOYLE. Choice Family Groceries FOR THE HOLIDAY FRESH NUTS, FRESH CRACKERS, INative AVines. The Original Budweiser and Anhauser Bot tle Beer. Fresh Caudles, Wilson's Crackers, Canned goods of every description. Goods delivered free in all parts of the city. O* Give me a call. Y. S. STUDER, Corner of Drayton and Perry streets, ta io Grccers d hailijs. THE TENNESSEE « AID MHI DEPCT CONSIGNMENTS RECEIVED DAILY. Fruits null Vegetables ALWAYS ON HAND. Corner St. Julian street and MarketSqu are PRICES REASONABLE. Christmas -AT- GENTLEMEN'S DRESSING GOWNS, GENTLEMEN’S SMOKING JACKETS, Handsome Patterns Silk Handkereh’fs FINE KID GLOVES, New Satin Scarfs and Ties, Fancy Walking Canes, Opera Glasses. LEATHER DRESSING CASES— English make. SHAVING SETS, Valises and Satchels ALL WOOL UNDERSHIRTS, CAMELS HAIR UNDERSUITS. BUGGY ROBES, WATERPROOF COATS- Engllsh style, cloth on one side. 4S-Anything needed by gentlemen AT L aIT-AJEI,’ !8, I 1 IRSI- CL ANS GREEN GROCERY, B. W. TEDDER PROPRIETOR, Corner Habersham and Charlton Sts. Always on Hand the Freshest and Choicest MEATS, POULTRY AND VEGETABLES FINE VEAL AND MUTTON, COUNTRY AND YARD EGGS FRUITS OF ALL KINDS IN SEASON. SyAll orders promptly attended to, and Goods Delivered Free In all parts of the city Your patronage respectfully soUcited.*®S- 3