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AMERICAN HUMOR.
Supplied by Our Exchangee,
Women are the hardest conundrums ever
given to man, and yet man never seems to
be willing to give them up —Boston Globe.
“As I was coming home from the law
yer’s office I noticed the most beautiful
sealskin saoque. It cost only $300.” “Why
didn’t you bay it, my dear ?” “I was just
coming away from the lawyer’s, I said.”
“Oh !”—New York Graphic.
According to the New York Commission
ers of Charity, it costs 13 cents a day each
to support paupers in that city. At this
rate it is cheaper to keep them alive than
to let them die and then bury them. Truly,
charity is a great thing.—Lowell Citizen.
“Lend me your ear a minute,” remarked
Mrs. Brown to her husband the other even
ing. “Will you give it back to me?” he in
quired with mock anxiety. “Os course I
will, you idiot! Do you suppose I want to
start a tannery?” She got the ear.—New
York Graphic.
A Brooklyn young man is quite “gone”
on Hamlet. Reading it to the girl of his
heart last week he came to the passage,
“Or if thou wilt marry, marry a fool.” “Is
that a proposal, dear?” she asked. “Yes,
darling,” he replied. And they settled it
there and then.—Boston Globe.
It is said that John L. Sullivan proposes
o join the Salvation Army. If this betrue,
probably he will presently be known as
“Hallelujah John,” or some such taking
title. He would be valuable to the army as
a rear guard on their marches through the
streets; also as a medium —an advertising
medium.— Lowell Citizen.
“Ma, where is Rome?” “In Italy, my
little boy.” “Is pa going there?” “No;
certainly not. He is simply going to New
York on business. Why did you think he
was going to Rome?” “ ’Cause I heard him
tell Mrv Smith that he expected to make
Rome howl.”—Pittsburg Chronicle.”
Harper’s Bazar informs us that Lieu
tenant Danenhower brought heme to his
mother a knit bedspread tuat he bought of
a young Siberian girl not quite finished.
Siberia must be a queer country, where un
finished girls spen 1 their time knitting bed
quilts.—Oil City Derrick.
Mrs. Slimdiet—So your ancestors came
over with William Penn. By the way
have some more dressing with your turkey.
Well, as I was going to remark, I think
pride of ancestry very justifiable. Now 1
came over in the Mayflower. Thin Boarder
(struggling wit'n a drum stick) —Did you
bring this turkey with you? Philadelphia
Call.
“Jobson,” huskily whispered Mrs. Job
son, “there’s young Ploughgit sittin’ on the
front steps with Miranda —go kick him.”
“What for?” exclaimed Jobson. “’Cause
it’s the style what we read about. Pree»
up ami be somebody.” “And me with four
marriageable daughters? Why, I’d
rather let him kick me! Mrs. Jobson,
you’re a fool I”—Pittsburg Telegraph.
A physician was driving along the street
when his horse took fright and ran away.
He was thrown violently to the sidewalk and
knocked senseless. Presently he recovered
a little from his unconsciousness, and no
ticing the crowd whieh'had gathered about
him. remarked: “What’s the matter, gent’e
tuen’ Anybody hurt? I’m Dr. B. Can
1 be of toiy service?” —New York News.
“Au-it Jane, is it quite true that a lady
may ask a gentlemiu to marry her, if it is
leapye.tr?” “Yes, my dear; it is quite
true.” “But if he a n’t want to mairy her,
Aunt Jane, what must he do then?” “He
must give her a new black silk dre-s, my
dear, and then she understands.” “Oh 1
Aunt Jane! Aunt Jane! Now I know
why you have so many black silk dresses.’
—The J .- ge.
Health is better than wealth, but wealth
will bring health, to ail sufferers from disease
<of the kidneys liver and unlnary organs, if it
Is expended in judicious amounts for the old
reliable Hunt's [Kidney and Liver] Remedy’
Dropsy,- Rheumatism and Bright s Disease
lire immediately relieved by its use.
‘ROUGH ON ITCH.’
“Rough on Itch” cures humors, eruptions
ringworms, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feet
hilblaius
Too Many to the Acre.
Our crop of Overcoats’ has been too plenti
ful lor this season, and as the weather proph
ets predict miid weather for next year—lßßs
and ’B6—we have decided not to burn our stock,
but to put them on the. market, and sell them
for what then will bring. Our Overcoats must
be sold. It is only a question tor you if you
will take advantage of our low prices and
supply yourself witli an Overcoat, and save
money. We will sell you a good, strong 89
Overcoat for $6, a 815 Overcoat for 812, and
the finest $lO Overcoat in Savannah for 820.
Boys' Overcoats, from I to 12years old, as low
as $3, Youths'Overcoats, from 12 to 17 years,
from 85 up. We have plenty of fine Suits on
hand which We will sell at greatly reduced
prices. Remember and buy of the “FVwnoia,”
ti.s we give a prize of half the purchase money
to every twentieth purchaser. “Famous
New York Clothing House, 140 Congress
Street. _
PILES I PILES 11 PILES I! I
Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching
r iles. One box has cured the worst cases of
wenty years’ standing. No need to suffer
five minutes after using Williams’ Indian
.file Ointment. It absorbs tumors, allays
Itchings, acts as poultice, gives Instant relief.
Prepared only for piles, itching of the pri
vate parts, nothing else. Hon. J. M. Coffen
tiury, of Cleveland, says: “I have used scores
Os pile cures, and it affords me pleasure to
Kay that I have never found anything which
gives such immediate and permanent relief
IKS Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment.” Sold
toy druggists and mailed on receipt of price,
®l. Sold wholesale and retail by O. Butler,
Savannah, Lippman Bros., wholesale and re
tail druggists.
Urunkenness, or the Liquor Habit can
be Cured by Administering Dr.
Hain s’ Golden S pciflc.
It can be given in a cup of coffee or tea
without the knowledge of the person taking
It, effecting a speedy and permanent cure,
Whether the patient is a moderate drinker or
Rn alcoholic wreck. Thousands of drunkards
have been made temperate men wiio have
taken the Golden Specific in their coffee
Without their knowledge, and to-day believe
they quit drinking of their own free will.
No harmful effects result from its adminis
tration. Cures guaranteed. Circulars and
CBtlmonials sent free. Address
Golden Specific Co.,
185 Race St., Cincinnati, O.
Solomons’ Cough and Cold Remedy has a.
more immediate and decided beneficial effect
v.ponthe Throat, Bronchial Tubes and Lungs
than any other known remedy. It perma
nently cures Coughs, Colds, Dryness, Tlck
ng of the Throat and Breathing Tubes, and
revents their development into that dread
disease Consumption.
Mr. Charles H. Blun, Mr. Andrew H. Charl
n and Major L. M. Mclntosh and other well
known citizens of Savannah and elsewhere,
have given highly favored testimonials, and
We are permitted to refer to them.
SOLOMONS & CO.,
Proprietors, Savannah, Ga.
A Bargain.
We have got a fine lot of Lyon’s make of
Silk Umbrellas, 28 Inches; good size Gentle
men's Umbrellas, which we offer at 82. 50.
TIIE SAVANNAH DIALY TIMES, SUNDAY, JANUARY 11, 1885.
Closing Out!
I have yet a large stock of goods left, and
many fine articles suitable for
New Yea r
OR
Wedding Presents!
I am bound to close out the entire stock,
and bargains can therefore be had in
Gold and Silver Watches,
DIAMOND GOODS
Silver 'Plated Ware
—AND—
FITVE JEWELRY
Os every description.
IS ID MH
CALL AT ONCE.
A. W. MEYER,
20 BROUGHTON STREET.
Call and see the handsome display
OF
Holiday Goods
AT
Crockery House
JAMES S. SILVA,
Lyons Block,
140 Broughton Street.
The largest variety of medium priced
goods for Holiday or Wedding Presents in
thecity.
Analysis by Dr. A. Voelcker. F. R. 8., Con
niltlng Chemist Royal Agricultural Society,
England, allows only a trace of nitrates in
Blackwell’s Bull Durham Tobacco. The soil
of the Golden Belt of North Carolina, In which
tills tobacco is grown, don’t supply nitrates to
the leaf. That is the secret of its delicious
mildness. Nothing sb pure and luxurious for
smoking. Don't forget the brand. None gen
uine without the trade-mark of the BulL AU
dealers have IL
When feline concerts
_ drive away sleep,your /
a best solace is found in / .M
Blackwell's Butl Dur- It JEP
ham Smoking Tobacco. \'
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•Bg" BULL SSS
BBBHS DURHAM SSratl
SMOKING liSi
ggOllll TOBACCO
G-TJTNS
-AXD-
CUTLERY.
ROGERS’ aud RUSSELL'S
Fine Table Knives,
Fine Carvers and
Steels, in Sets.
A full line of Fine Pocket Knives.
A full line of Fine Scissors.
<O“The largest stock of BREECH-LOADING
Guns and Hilles
Ever offered in Savannah.
42“ For sale Low by
PALMER BROS.
148 Congress and 151 St. Judan street.
COAE !
Fresh from Mines,
PROMPTLY DELIVERED.
Full and liberal weight guaranteed. Orders
by mail, telephone or given to our drivers
promptly attended to.
Knickerbocker Ice Co.,
144 BAY STREET.
BEAUTIFUL ROSES,
LOVELY GERANIUMS,
EXQUISITE HELIOTROPES,
GRAND CHINESE PRIMROSES,
FINE PANSY PLANTS,
Cut Flowers aud artistic Designs, furnished
to order at
AVa“ner‘s Nursery,
Thunderbolt road, or
Gardners,
30% BULL STREET.
Bai’s the Matter mill
Ldh ft Bates ?
Why ? “ They don’t advertise
half as much as they used to. Must
be that advertising don’t pay, or else
times are so hard that people wont
buy music no how.”
Not a bit of it, friends. Adver
tising always pays, when you back it
up with low prices, best goods, and a
live way of dealing ; but the fact is
that trade has been booming with us
for two months past, and we have
just been too everlastingly busy to
concoct advertisements.
First, that $50,000 purchase of
Chickering Pianos, gave us lively
work to place them with purchasers.
Next came the day of jubilee with
its rush for flags.
Then the $20,000 worth of Small
Musical Instruments, purchased from
the Estey Organ Company.
Now we are swamped with 90,000
pieces of Sheet Music, bought at one
purchase, which we are classifying
and putting on our shelves. Besides
all this, we are preparing new Illus
trated Catalogues of Small Musical
Instruments, which involve great
labor and cost.
But we are getting onr noses above
water, and will in future try to “Let
our Light” shine with brilliancy
enough to direct the public to the
grand bargains in Pianos and Organs,
and other Musical Instruments which
can now be had at Ludden &
Bates Southern Music House.
—FOR
Dunlap’s Pine Hals,
KNOX’S FINE HATS,
Stetson’s Fine Hats,
Fine Dress Shirts,
UlMhatm,
White t Colored KID GLOVES
Or Anything Fine in
Gentlemen’s Furnishing
GO TO
23 Bull street.
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PICKMOHD.VA. J
FOR SALE BY
V. I. Ml & SDL,
Corner Bryan & AberconSts.
SAVANNAH, - - - GA.
INDUSTRIAL mIILsT
J. H. Hennessy, Proprietor.
—DEALER IN—
Grist, Meal, Crack Coin, Oats,
Brand, Hay and Wood.
Residence and Mill northwest corner of
Hull and East Broad streets.
| WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
MILLINERY HOUSE.
ANNOUNCEMENT!
WE ARE STILL CROWDED IN OUR UPPER AND LOWER FLOORS
WITH AN IMMENSE STOCK OF
Fine fall and Winter NliPinery I
WHICH
UST BE CLOSED OUT BEFORE OUR IMPORTATION OF SPRING MILLIN
ERY ARRIVES IN THIS PORT. WE HAVE DECIDED ON A
GRAND CLEARING OUT SALE.
AND OFFER THE ENTIRE STOCK OF FELT, VELVET AND STRAW
HATS, TRIMMED AND UNTRIMMED, FINE PLUMES, TIPS,
FRENCH FLOWERS, VELVETS AND PLUSHES,
SATINS, VELVET AND SILK RIBBONS, &c.,
At Cost and Less Than Cost.
WE SHiLL PUT ON SALE AND ESPECIALLY DRAW THE ATTEN
TION OF THE PUBLIC TO OUR
5 FRENCH FUR FELT HATS AT 75 CENTS
FELTS, ROUND, SI.OO.
WOOL FELTS AT 40 CENTS.
! Jg-SF TRIMMED HATS AND BONNETS AT HALF PRICE ! “O
i AND ALL OUR OTHER GOODS AT EQUALLY LOW PRICES.
BEING LARGE JOBBERS IN THESE GOODS, IT IS NOT NECESSARY
TO SAY THAT RETAILERS CANNOT POSSIBLY COMPETE, MORE ESPE-
■ CI ALLY WHEN WE DECIDE ON CLOSING OUT.
One Thousand Children’s Trimmed Felt Hats
, A'l' S 3 CENTS.
, THESE ARE LEFT OVER FROM LAST WINTER’S STOCK, BUT ARE
’ PERFECTLY GOOD FOR STREET OR SCHOOL WEAR, AND .ARE GOOD
1 VALUE AT ONE DOLLAR.
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K R O IT S K O IF 1 F,
Wholesale and Ketail Millinery.
we are G-UOBEB
NOW BQglllSp
OPENING W
J MIADES
' ' IN EVERY VARIETY
_ ... ’ —Which we are offering at—
GAS FIXTURES
-and- A MANUFACTURERS’
CHANDELIERS. c T’.BtiCES.
JOHN A. DOUG LASS & CO.
161 Broughton Street, SAVANNAH GA
FLMT ClBE!
Jolm Hollei’s &
CELEBRATED CUTLERY
Macher’s towairy Store
110 BROUGHTON STREET.
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ACOSTA & EINSTEIN.
Advertisements are only dodges to foolyou
around, but not the case at L. Fried’s, for
once a call will induce many more, as his
' prices are low and the best goods for the
1 east money.
LORILL ABD’S
l/ttltl SNUFF.
CAUTION TO CONSUMERS.
As many inferior imitations have appeared
upon the marke': in packages so closely re
sembling ours as to deceive th* unwary, we
would request the purchaser to see that
the red lithographed tin cans iu which it is
packed always bear
Our Name and Trade Mark.
In buying the imitation you pay as much
tor an inferior article as the genuine costs.
S 3 ® YOU OmmGSNUB
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BED TIN-TAG PLUG TOBACCO.
The Finest Sweet Navy Chewing To
bacco Made.
The Genuine always bears a Red Tin-Tag
with our name thereon.
BEW ARE OF IMITATIONS.
[I H|: Gossamer Mter MI TTFIK
I I 111 HEALTH & COMFORT. »■ I ■ I Li°U
Will not crack, good style, warm fleece linings, not heavy
and cumbersome, soft as kid, which they resemble so closely
they would be taken for the same. Ladies can wear these
Mittens to hang out clothes the coldest days in winter,
(and keep hands warm and dry.) In shop
ping or riding in cold or stormy weather, only draw the
rubber Mittens over the kid gloves, and the hands are kept
warmanddry. In two sizes, Full and Medium. Sent
by mail post paid for only 35ct9. To any person who
will agree to show our goods to friends, and try to influ
ence sales, we will send free with the Mittens two Ladies’
Gossamer Waterproof Garments as samples.
WINTHROP RUBBER CO., Everett, MASS.
OKANGIS, ETC.
JUST RECEIVED !
200 BARRELS CHOICE
POTATOES!
EARLY ROSE, PEERLESS,
' HEURON, BURBANKS,
For Eating, Planting or Selling.
A. I> 1* IL E S !
BALDWINS, PERMAINS, SPYS.
’ 150 barrels FINE STOCK Just in and FOR
SALE LOW.
OJXTTOJXTS,
RED AND YELLOW.
Hutter, Cheese.
Fresh, direct from the Factory, on which I
can give INSIDE PRICES.
Cocoanuts, I’eanuts
ORANGES!
The celebrated Indian River Orange BEND
- and CRESCENT CITY, noted for tbelr fine
flavor.
E. E. Cheatham.
101 Bay Street.
Telephone No. 273.
Red Bananas
-AND-
COCOANUTS!
TO ARRIVE TO-MORROW MORNING :
' 500 Bunches large Red Bananas.
10 000 Cocoanuts.
50 Crates White Cabbage.
IN STORE:
Chili Red Potatoes, Seed.
F'arlvßose “
Peerless “ “
Goodrich “ “
240,000 Oranges.
J. B. Reedy
BAY AND WHITAKER STREETS.
ORANGKS!
Oi’angesa !
Oranges !
500 Boxes Selected Florida
For the Holiday Trade.
300 BARRELS CHOICE APPLES,
100 BOXES SELECTED PEARS,
100 BASKETS GRAPES in 5 and 101 b Baskets,
100 Sacks Virginia Hand-picked PEANUTS,
LOWEST BOTTOM PRICES.
4®-Now Landing and for sale at
W. D. SIMKINS,
169 Bay.
PAINTS, OILS, ETC.
He w oil
Safe ! Brilliant ! Economical ! It
Cannot Explode !
It Stands 150° Fire Test.
Colorless as Spring Water. Odorless, and
does not Crust the Wick.
The Qualify is Always the Same.
The unpre edented increase in our sales of
HOME Ll< JHT last season (over 50 per cent.),
without-a single just complaint, is evidence
of its popularity. If you have never used
HOME Id GI IT OIL, we ask you to give it a
fair trial, and compare with any other brand.
This oil does not require a special burner.
For sale only by the following :
L. C. Strong, Perry lane and Bull street.
R. 11. T«tem, Liberty and Whitaker streets.
V. S. Studer, Perry and Drayton streets.
E. Y. Ham, Drayton and York street lane.
.John Lorch, Huntingdon and Jcfforson sts.
Barbour Bros., New Houston and Barnard.
ANDREW HANLEY, Sole Agent.
Corner Whitaker, York and President sts.
OLIVER’S
Paint and Oil House.
SASH, DOORS, BLINDS.
>1 o P. 1 <1 i p L> . 1R f r-
GEO. M. HELMKEN,
V ariety Bakery,
Cor. South Broad and s* tg,
BREAD, CAKES and PIES of all descrip
tion.
Wedding Parties supplied on reasonable
terms with the finest cakes. New England
Bread a specialty. None genuine without my
label.
VARIETY BAKERY.”
Fresh Baked every day : MINCE, CRAN
BERRY, PEACH, APPLE and DAMSON
PLUM PIES. Also, fresh variety of FANCY
and PLAIN CAKES. VIENNA BREAD A
SPECIALTY.
4.92 BROUGHTON STREET, Branch Store
Under Masonic Temple.
JOHN DERST,
Proprietor.