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AMERICAN HUMOR.
Supp’ied by Our Exchanges.
This is the season when the drinking
man swears off, but the profane man will
probably swear on.—Boston Courier.
A Somerville woman has not spoken
since last Thursday. You may look out
for another red sunset when she begins to
unload. —Somerville Journal.
“Five cents is tbe smallest currency in
Manitoba,” says an exchange. Out there,
as everywhere, it seems that beer is the
cheapest drink going —Exchange.
There are said to be no swear words in the
Indian language. This fact alone prevents
the noble red man from becoming a thorough
thorough gentleman.—Boston Post.
In England there is a craze for photo
graphing different parts of the body. Ihe
top of the Prince of Wales’ head looks like
a roll of oleomargarine, and the (Queens
foot looks like a shad roe with a bunion on
each side of it.— Brooklyn Times.
It is said that Ben Butler’s campaign cost
him SIOO,OOO, which somebody who has time
for figures tells us is 75 cents for each vote
he got. This is a trifle under the market
price of votes, but we suppose Ben bought
his out of some damaged stock. Chicago
News.
Friend to husband—l saw a man looking
for you to day, but I cannot recollect his
Husband—Describe him, please. What
was he like? , , .
Friend to wife—l heard a lady inquiring
about you to-day, but Ido not know who
h \Vife—Describe her, please. What had
she on?
Young lady, playfully, to her beau, who
has just called—l hope you won’t ask me to
play and sing for you this evening, for 1
have been practicing all the afternoon.
He—Certainly not. I came to enjoy my
self.
NO USE CRYING OVER SPILED MILK.
Gather up the pieces of your broken reolu-
Don’Vsit’down de spairly, brace up and be a
To the pavement down in Hades all make
yearly contributions; . ,
If y* u can’t be wholly perfect, then just do
the best you can.
Seeing Ourselves as Others See Us.
San Francisco Ingleside.
Scene : Refreshment room at a German
railway station.
Count H.— Waiter, bring me the bill of
fare (Waiter dots so ) Is that all ?
Waiter.—Yes, sir.
Count—Horrible! Bring me the wine
list. (Waiter brings i».) Is that all ?
Waiter—Yes, sir.
Count Horrible.
A student who had overheard the above
now called out :
Student—Waiter, bring me the bill 01
fare. (Reads it.) Is that all ?
Waiter—Yes, sir.
Student—Horrible! Bring me the wine
list. (After reading it.) Is that all ?
Waiter—Yes, sir.
Student—Horrible!
Here Count H. gets up in a terrible rage
and approaches the student.
Count H.—Sir, are you aware who I am?
I am Count H !”
Student —Is that all? Horrible!
Tableaux.
Home Items and Topics.
—“All your own fault.
If you remain sick when you can
Get hop bitters that never—Fail.
—The weakest woman, smallest child and
sickest Invalid can use hop bitters with safety
and great good.
—Old men tottering around from Rheuma
tism, kidney trouble or any weakness will be
made almost new by using hop bitters.
fla-My wife and daughter were made
healthy by the use of hop bitters, and I re
commend them to my people—Methodist
Clergyman.
Ask any good doctor if hop
Bitters are not the best family medicine
On earth !! I
Malarial fever, Ange and Biliousness, will
leave every neighborhood as soon as hop bit
ters arrive.
“My mother drove the paralysis and neu
ralgia all out of her system with hop bit
ters.”—-Ed. Oswego Sun.
XKJ-Keep the kidneys healthy with hop bit
ters and you need not fear sickness.
—lce water is rendered harmless and more
refreshing and reviving with hop bitters m
each draught.
—The vigor of youth for the aged and infirm
in hop bitters!! 1
i —“At the change of life nothing equals )
J Hop Bitters to allay all troubles incident 1-
( Thereto.” I
—“The best periodical for ladies to take
monthly, and from which they will receive
tbe greatest benefit Is hop bitters.”
-Mothers with sickly, fretful, nursing chil
dren, will cure the children and benifit them
selves by taking hop bitters daily.
—Thousands die annually from some form
of kidney disease that might have been pre
vented by a timely use of hop bitters.
—lndigestion, weak stomach, irregularities
of the bowels cannot exist when hop bitters
are used.
A timely * * * use of hop
Bitters will keep a whole family
In robust healt h a year at a little cost.
—To produce real, genuine sleep and child
like repose all night, take a little hop bitters
<m retiring.
Cn-None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all tlie vile,
poisonous stuff with “Hop" or “Hops” in
their name.
BUSINESS NOTICES
Look through the locals for cheap tires
joods at ' Frieds.
Linen cuffs 29 «nts orthree pair for Stl -ert
Linen collars, latest styles, standing and
tiru-Uw.i, educed from 15 to 10 ce at L
Fried’'-
Nursing sore mouth and ulcers cured by
u-ing Holmes' Wash. Try it.
For latest styl. -fancy percale g Pecoan ana
Shirts L. PrlpJ’- ‘ enlace.
Try L. Fried’s SI.UO white shirts for fit and
quality.
Overcoats, nobby and resonable In price, for
children from 2% up. can be found in large
variety at B. H. Levy * I’rn.’s.
Ulcerated sore throat cured by usin
Holmes’ Wash. Try it.
To be convinced call around and see L
Fried’s before making your purchases else
where. as th-' nrice and quality of -roods sells
i tse’ f.
This Idea of Going West
to Colorado or New Mexico for pure air to re
lieve Consumption, is all a mistake. Any
reasonable man would use Hr. Rosanko s
Cough and Lung Syrup for Consumption tn
all its first stages. It never fails to give re
lief in all cases of Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis,
Pains n the Chest and all affections that are
considered primary to Consumption. Price,
an cents and 81. Sold by Oceola Butler and
E. J. Kieffer.g
If you want a good fitting shirt, either
white or fancy, try L. Fried.
THE SAVANN H DAILY TIMES, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 14, 1885.
a-l-t-m-a-y-e-R’S
Another attraction provided for our customers this week is a grand combination ottering of
Handkerchiefs, Hosiery and Embroideries
OF EVERY KIND AT HALF-PRICES.
Our whole immense assortment combined with EXTRA JOB LOTS bought by our
VIR. ALTMAYER in New York the past week; at prices which will make buying an
absolute duty, and a failure to come and look at the goods, a positive crime.
HANDKERCHIEFS.
At prices fully 10 per cent, under regular value. 2,000 dozen Pure Linen hem-stitched, fancy
border handkerchiefs 12% cents, actual value 20 cents.
1.500 dozen Pure Linen Handkerchiefs, colored borders, 15 cents, actual value 25 cents.
1,200 dozen Pure Linen Handkerchiefs, white and fancy borders, nice, valued at 35 cents, we
shall sell at 21 cents
1,000 dozen at 25 cents, worth 37 cents. 50<> dozen at 30 cents, worth 12 cents.
A small lot at 35 cents would be cheap at 50 cents.
SPECIAL.
2.500 dozen White hem-stitched Handkerchiefs, extra fine linen at 12% cents, worth 25 cents.
2,500 dozen White hem-stitched Handkerchiefs, narrow and wide hem, 1.5 c, worth 35 cents.
We have made still further reduction in our Hosiery, and have added many new lots
AT 35 CENTS.
We offer a line of Ladies’ Hose in colors and stripes, full regular made. Not a pair in the
entire lot is worth less than 65 cents, and very many cost more than that to import,
AT 23 CENTS.
The cream of the assortment embracing very many Gentlemen’s Socks, lor which in the
ordinary course of trade, we might reasonably ask 50, 60 and 75 cents a pair
AT 19 CENTS.
We shall sell Ladies' Lisle thread Hose in beautiful shade, full regular made. Every pair
in this lot is worth at least 75 cents, and very many would be cheap at 81 00. We have many
more lots, but have no space to enumerate them.
EMBROIDEItIHS.
Last week we displayed Embroideries on one of our counters in connection with our
Hosiery Sale, but did not advertise it, the quantity we sold compelled us to telegraph to our
New York buyer to purchase more. He writes us that a large manufacturer, financially em
barrassed, ottered him for a certain sum an eno'-mous quantity of Embroidery at a ridicu
lously low price. We shall receive this Embroidery by Monday’s steamer, and will display
same on Tuesday morning. We shall add our usual small percentage and shall offer you the
best value you ever received in this line.
50,000 Yards Embroideries of excellent quality at 15 CENTS A YARD. They are beautiful
patterns and would be cheap at 30 cents a yard.
35,000 Yards Embroideries at 2-5 CENTS A YARD, new designs, and are superior to goods to
that offered as bargains at 50 cents a yard.
20.000 Yards Embroideries, sold regularly at 75 cents a yard, at 40 CENTS A YARD.
10'000 Yards Embroideries, from 3 to 5 inches wide, cost to manufacture no less than SI 00, at
65 CENTS A YARD.
S,(MM) Yards Embroideries, all new patterns, must be seen to be appreciated, 90 cents a yard.
Thousands of yards at equally low prices. Come early to avoid ihe rush.
CLOCKS !
at greatly reduced prices, which means we’ve resorted to the quickest and most effectual
means of reducing our large stock.
A (jieneral Mark-Down oi‘Prices!
Our assortment, though broken, is still capable of meeting every reasonable requirement.
There is nothing to prevent you from taking advantage of this present opportunity to buy
a winter Wrap much under value.
SEAL PLUSH SACQ.UES.
Forty inches long, fine quilted, satin lining
finish equal, and shape as good as a genuine
seal, price 825.
BROCADE WRAPS, TRIMMED
beautifully, 818 75. We will save you 810 on
this Wrap. Compare ours with other houses.
SHOES!
i
We intend to make this department one of the leading in our establishment, that is 1
low prices and good quality of Shoes will make you buy. To further demonstrate the above,
we offer Ladles fine glove top Curacoa kid foxed Button Boots, Opera styles, well made in
everv particular, fit and wear guaranteed equalto any S 3 shoe iu the market. atSl 98.
Ladies' fine Pebble Goat Button Boots, common sense style, at 81 75, compare It with 82 50
Shoes sold at exclusive shoe stores.
Another invoice of our fine French Kid Button Hand-sewed (Zeigler's make), just re
ceived. We are using every effort possible to introduce this particular Shoe to the ladies of
Savannah, and wish to say right here it as fine a quality as is sold elsewhere for 86, price 81 50.
We will display a number of small lots, among which will be found Infant’s Shoes at 35
cents, and Children’s Shoes at 75 cents.
Zeigler Bros.’ Shoes at a saving to you from 15 to 25 per cent. over regular shoe stores.
Prompt Attention to Mail Orders.
A. R. Altmayer & Co.
135 BROUGHTON STREET.
M. STERNBERG,
J JE
When moving into my new Store I made vary extensive purchases, and compliments
have been showered upon me from all sides upon my
Elegant and r JDasty Stock.
t I presumed that my stock would have been ample for the Holiday Trade, but I was com
■ pelled, owing to the appreciation I met with, to make continual additions to my stock, and
t yet my purchases could hardly keep apace with
Unprecedented Demand ’
I have now made arrangements so ample that I can assure my friends and the public that
after to-day my stock will be again as complete in every respect as can only be found in the
1 very besthouses in the leading Northern cities.
MY SPECIALTIES ARE
Diamonds, and the Most Celebrated and Reliable Makes of Gold
Watches, and my Fancy Jewelry is not Wanting in
Either Taste, Design or Workmanship.
NO FANCY PRICES !
Every Article Guaranteed as Represented.
My unprecedented success is summed up in these few wo’ds. No matter how ignorant
one may be as to the quality or value of Jewelry*, he receives honest goods at honest prices.
KI. SS'TEJIK.IIXrESIEJFg.Gt-,
CARPETS & FURNITURE
AT
EMIL A. SCHWARZ.
HTTGrSS! MATS!
Special Eduuinnt to Buyers.
Having replenished my extensive stock of CARPETS by the addition of the LATEST
PATTERNS, I am prepared to offer SPECIAL BARGAINS in that department.
Goods at a Lower Figure than ever sold in Savannah.
o
RUGS A. TNI) MAIS.
A full assortment of Smyrna goods in Oriental and Persian designs and colorings at I
ower price than the common Tapestry and Velvet goods.
COVEFUMGrS.
In Coverings we have the last shades ofSilk, Flushed and Sateens. Also Cretons, Reps and
Turkomams for Portiers.
OIL CLOTHS.
English and American sheet Oil Cloths and American goods from 1 to 2% yards wide.
Antique Lace Curtains and Window Shades.
Special designs, which must be seen to be appreciated.
FURNITURE.
Having made special arrangements with some of the leading Furniture Manufacturing
Companies, we are prepared to offer the finest assortment of FURNITTRE, at such a low
fl“-ure that it will certainly be an inducement for yon to refurnish. We do not publish prices
as that only misleads. Call andlook at the goods, andyou will see that the facts are as stated
PMIP A. SCIIWAKZ,
Entrance 127 Broughton street, 1 door from Bull.
ALL WOOL NEWMARKETS,
: imported material, double box pleat in back,
■ I trimmed with ornaments, $7; look elsewhere
and see the same for 815.
I BROCADE WRAPS, EXTRA
. fine, 822 50. We will save you 812 on this
. I Wrap.
FIKST stock
A T
LOW PRICES
A T
J. Lindsay’s Carpet and Furniture Emporium,
169 AND 171 BROUGHTON STREET.
Lace Curtains from S 3 to Sls Pei’ Pair
Body and Tapestry Brussels Carpet at almost any Price.
Ingrain and Hemp Carpets always on hand. Fringes, Felts, Canton Flannels, Raw Silks,
Ramie and Jute Goods in numberless designs.
Window Shades by the Gross, ihe Neatest and Newest Patterns
Always in Stock.
Pole and Adjustable Cornices, Symrna Rugs and Mats, Oil Cloths to suit the Rich and Poor.
4QT A new lot of Imported CRELONNES with figures on them, jufct arrived.
We mean business, and will sell LOW DOWN. Competent workmen. Satisfaction
guaranteed.
CALL EARLY, ON
W. .1. LINDSAY.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHY
A. FALK & SOIN,
are selling their Clothing so cheap? Simply because they bought that immense wholesale
stock of Clothing of this season’s manufacture, for
Men, Boys, W ui Children's fa to 1 M
and in order to reduce same, they are giving their patrons and the public generally the
benefit of low prices, guaranteeing all goods as represented, or
K E I’t .\ 1) I N THE MONEY ON’
all unsatisfactory purchases—providing the goods are returned uninjured, within
TEN DAYS after purchase. Their stock is still well assorted, and they
would advise all who are in need of (not cheap clothing) but
cloitiim; cheap.
Give them a call before purchasing elsewhere. Remember the stand of
_ZX_. F'-A. H. K- «so SOAT,
THE ONE PRICE CLOTHIERS AND FURNISHERS,
Successors to I. L. Falk & Co.
Corner Congress, Whitaker and St. Julian Streets.
W ■
Copyright, H. Solomon & Son.
THE LATEST IMPROVED
EXTRA PATENT ROLLER PROCESS FLOUR
MAKES EXCELLENT BREAD AND CAKES.
O* At wholesale by
HENRY SOLOMON & SOX,
SAVANNAH, - - - - - - (TA.
HOLIDAY GOODS
I SELL MY GOODS AS LOW AS THE LOWEST, NOT EXCEPTING PEOPLE
who offer to sell at COST. Come and see me and be CONVINCED.
® ar S a ’ BS * n Diamonds Gold and Silver
Watches, Gold Jewelry,
Ladies’ Bar Pins, Ear Ring", Gold Pens and Pencils,
i ikl and siiver iiea(ied Canes ’
to I Gold Spectacles.
K- AU at the lowest P rlces -
in Silver Plated ware
A. 1.. DESBOUILLONS.
No. 21 Dull Street.
FLORIDA CURIOSITIES!
.Io!in £B. Hollers Co.’s
CELEBRATED CUTLERY
AT
Macher’s Jewelry Store
110 BROUGHTON STREET.
PROVISIONS AND GROCERIES,
Received Again To-Day
AT
A. DOYLE’S.
X Cases of this celebrated TEA and TEA SET
’I Only 6iic. for the* set, the pound of fine
JAPAN TEA thrown in, the Tea alone worth
the money. We have distributed over 100
cases of this choice beverage of 48 sets and
pounds to the case during the holidays. They
all like it; they all get it.
A tn still selling that Choice
No. 1 Dominion Ham at 15c,
Strip Bacon at 12 l-2c.
Pig Shoulder at 'Jc and 10c.
Much cheaper by the luo pounds or
Bananas, Oranges and Lemons
At your own figures.
A fine stock of PLANTING POTATOES,
HOG’S HEAD CHEESE and SAUSAGE
daily at
DOYLE’S.
Davis’ Hams.
We are In receipt of a shipment of the
KIRST
8% OF THESE EXCELLENT HAMS/
—And can sell at—
Lower Prices than Ever Before
A. M. & C. W. WEST.
NEW YEAR S GOODS
PLUM PUDDING,
MINCE MEAT,
IMPORTED CORDIALS,
WINES AND BRANDIES
SCOTCH AND IRISH WHISKIES,
FRENCH PEAS, MUSHROOMS,
CAPERS SAUCES, Etc.
And in fact, everything that is to be found
in a first class Grocery House
-AT-
the lowest prices.
BRANCH & COOPER’S.
New Groocls.
DEHESA RAISINS,
LONDON LAYER RAISINS, 1
SULTANA RAISINS (Seedless),
LOOSE MUSCATEL RAISINS,
LEGHORN CITRON,
NEW CURRANTS,
DRIED FIGS,
PLUM PUDDING,
EVAPORATED PEACHES,
EVAPORATED APPLES,
TABLE AND COOKING PRUNES
-A T-
F l . L.. GEOKO-fcTS,
Cor. State and Whitaker streets.
Choice Family Groceries
FOR THE
II O I. I I> Y Y J'S
FRESH NUTS, FRESH CRACKERS,
Native "Wines.
The Original Budweiser and Anhauser Bot
tle Beer. Fresh Candies, Wilson’S Crackers,
Canned goods of every description.
Goods delivered free in all parts of the city,
AS* Give me a call.
V. S. STUDER,
Corner of Drayton and Perry streets.
Be It Grocers sei Mee.
THE TENNESSEE
’ BUTTER AID DMT DEPDT
• CONSIGNMENTS RECEIVED DAILY.
Fruits find Veg-etatoiess
ALWAYS ON HAND.
’ Corner St. Julian street and Marketsquare
PRICES REASONABLE.
FIRST-CLASS
GREEN GROCERY,
B. W. TEDDER
PROPRIETOR,
Corner Habersham and Charlton Sts.
Always on Hand the Freshest and Choicest
MEATS, POULTRY AND VEGETABLES
FINE VEAL AND MUTTON,
COUNTRY AND YARD EGGS
FRUITS OF ALL KINDS IN SEASON.
1 >B*All orders promptly attended to, and
Goods Delivered Free in all parts of the city
Your patronage respectfully solicited.
I J. E. SANDIFORD,
Green Grocer.
At this old and wcH established market, South
Broad street, will always be found
Choice Beef, Mutton, Veal, Pork, Sausages,
Chickens, Eggs and Vegetables.
Choice Beef from Northern markets received every
week per steamers. Boston Corned Beet always oa
hand. Marketing delivered free of charge to any part
(bp Htv
’ AMERICAN
W ELECTRIC LIGHT, 60c.
-yi A complete model Incandes
cent Electric Lamp with Bat-
C 3 tery, Stand, Globe, Platina Bur-
> i Vvfjsg ner, Wire, &c., with instructions
■ I vIT for putting in perfect operation,
’ JLiX will be sent, post-paid, for 60 cts
FREDERICK LOWEY.
96 Fulton street, New
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