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AMERICAN HUMOR.
Supplied by Our Exchanges.
James B. Thomas, of Frostburg, Md., died
half an hour after being serenaded by a
brass band. Up to the hour of going to
press the members of the band had not been
arrested. This laxity of justice is deplora
ble.—Nor. Herald.
“Did the deceased die under suspicious
circumstances?” asked the coroner. “No,
sir, he didn’t,” replied the wife of the de
ceased. “He died under my best patch
work quilt, and that’s better than you’ll
ever do.—Burlington Free Press.
The following parody on “Webster’s Un
abridged” was displayed on Brattleboro’s
town-hall walls: “if Eny one Wants thure
Washing and Irning Dune for a75 cent and
dune up in Stile Call at Miss , South
Main St.” —St. Albans Messenger.
Mr. McCulloch has informed a Russian
gentleman that a SIOO Confederate note is
worthless. The Secretary thinks it great
luck that the Russian gentleman didn’t try
to find out anything about trade dollars.—
Louisville Courier-Journal.
He came to his best girl and said: “My
dear, I failed”—and without waiting to hear
the rest she said: “George, it’s all over of
course. I cannot be a poor man’s bride.”
What George wanted to say was that he
had failed to see papa.—Philadelphia Pro
gress.
When you hear the old veteran with a
head like an oyster bowl telling the old story
of the weather back in the twenties vou per
ceive that, in spite of the progress of inven
tion, there has been no improvement in
lying worth mentioning.—Lowell Couriei.
“There is a customer in the store who
wants a pound of arsenic,” said a drug clerk,
entering the private office of the proprietor.
“Did he say what he wanted it for?” “No,
sir.” “Well, let him have it, but charge
him double price. We can’t be too careful
in selling arsenic ’’—Travelers’ Magazine.
Speaker pro tern —Members elect of the
Assembly will please pass their credentials
to the clerk’s desk. Old Member—Mr.
Speaker, I left my credentials at the hotel,
but I have something here that I think
will prove I am duly a member of this
body. “Whatis it?” “A railroad pass-”
Chicago News.
The paragraphist sat in his chair tapping
his forehead with the handle of his pen, and
musing -‘Terra cotta—terra cotta cold—
Terry caught a cold—-” Fortunately, be
fore he could finish his diabolical design,
the city editor threw a two pound paper
weight and knocked him off his chair-
Norristown Herald.
The devil-fish has pretty powerful diges
tive organs, but not so strong as those of an
os rich. In the stomach of a devil-fish re
cently caught near Washington was found a
brass plate inscribed /‘First U. S. Infantry. ’
If an ostrich had swallowed the soldier, not
even a brass plate would have been left to
tell the ta! e.
An Arizona sporting man was recently
inveigled into a Church fair, and induced to
try his hand at the wheel of fortune. In
half an hour he had all the money in the
bank and a mortgage on the Church. He
very considerately gave them back the
mortgage, and in future the Church will
C :oose its victims with more care.
business notices.
Nursing sore mouth and ulcers cured by
using Holmes’Wash. Try it.
Linen cuffs 20 ents or three pair tor 50cents
»t L. Fried’.
For latest style fancy percale g Peocan and
shirts L. Fried’. is the niece.
Try L. Fried’s SI.OO white shirts for fit ano
quality.
Ulcerated sore throat cured .by usin
Holmes’ Wash. Try it.
The prettiest goods for men, youths and
boys in the city can be found at B. H Levy 4
Ero.’s.
If you want a good fitting shirt, eithei
white or saucy, try L. Fried.
Clean teeth, healthy gums and a pure
breath by using Holmes’ Wash and Denti
rice. Try a bottle
I (Bor the latest styleand low prices lu gent’s
urnishing goods, L. Fried’s is the pls e.
Rfdge, Mclntosh County, Ga.
Dr. J*. Bradti Id—Dear Sir: I have taken
several bottles of your Female Regulator lor
falling of the womb and other diseases com
bined, of iCyears standing, and 1 really be
lieve I am cured entirely, for which please ac
cept my heartfelt thanks and most profound
gratitude. I know your medicine saved my
life, so you see I canuot speak too highly in
in its favor. I have recommended it to sev
eral of my friends who are suffering as I was,
Yours, very respectfully,
MBS. W. E. STEBBINS.
Treatise on the Health and Happiness of
Woman mailed free.
Bradfield Regulator Co..
Box 28. Atlanta, Ga.
YOUNG MEN!—BEAD Hi S.
The Voltaic Belt Co., of Marshall, Mich.,
offer to send their celebrated Electro-Voltaic
Belt and other Electric Appliances ou trial
for thirty days, to men (young or qld( afflict
ed with nervous debility, loss of vitality and
manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also for
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lowed Write tor them at once for Illustrated
pamphlet free.
Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit can
be Cured by Administering Dr.
Haines* Golden Specific.
It can be given lu a cup of coffee or tea
without the knowledge of the person taking
It. effecting a speedy a.id permanent cure,
whether the patient is a moderate drinker or
an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of drunkards
have been made temperate men who have
taken the Golden Specific in their coffee
without their knowledge, and to-day believe
they quit drinking of their own free will.
No harmful effects result from its adminis
tration. Cures guaranteed. Circulars and
estlmonials sent free. Address
Golden Specific Co.,
185 Race St., Cincinnati, O.
A CARD.
To all who are suffering from the errors and
Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness,
early decay, loss of manhood, etc., I will
send a receipt that will cure you, free of
charge, This great remedy was discovered
by a missionary in South America. Send a
self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph
T. Inman, Station D, New York City.
Just as Good.
Many unscrupulous dealears may tell you
they have remedies for Coughs and Colds
equal in merit and in every respect just as
good as the old reliable Dr. Bosanko Cough
and Lung Syrup, unless you insist upon this
remedy and will take no other, you are liable
to be greatly deceived. Price ol) cenls and sl.
Boidby Osceola Butler and E. J. Kieffer.
A Bargain.
We have got » fine lot of Lyon’s make of
Silk Umbrellas, 28 Inches; good size Gentle
men s Umbrellas, which we offer at $2. 50.
Ichlng Piles.’’ —Symptoms: Moisture
Like perspiration, intense itching, worse by
scratching, most at night, seems as if pin
worms were crawling. “Swayne s Ointment
is a pleasant, sure cure.
THE SAVANNAH DAILY TIMES, THURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 1885.
A-L-T-M-A-Y-E-R’S
• We will continued all this week our combination sale of
Handkerchiefs, Hosiery and Embroideries
OF EVERY KIND AT HALF-PRICES.
Our whole immense assortment combined with EXTRA JOB LOTS bought by our
MR. ALTMAYER in New York the past week; at prices which will make buying an
absolute duty, and a failure to come and look at the goods, a positive crime.
ILAADKEKCIIIKIS.
At prices fully 40 per cent, under regular value. 2,000 dozen Pure Linen hem-stitched, fancy
border handkerchiefs 12% cents, actual value 20 cents.
1 500 dozen Pure Linen Handkerchiefs, colored borders, 15 cents, actual value 25 cents.
L2OO dozen Pure Linen Handkerchiefs, white and fancy borders, nice, valued at 35 cents, we
shall sell at 21 cents.
1,000 dozen at 25 cents, worth 37 cents. 500 dozen at 30 cents, worth 42 cents.
A small lot at 35 cents would be cheap at 50 cents.
SPECIAL.
2,500 dozen White hem-stitched Handkerchiefs, extra fine linen at 12% cents, worth 25 cents.
2,500 dozen White hem-stitched Handkerchiefs, narrow and wide hem, 15c, worth 35 cents.
We have made still further reduction in our Hosiery, and have added many new lots
AT 35 CENTS.
We offer a line of Ladies’ Hose in colors and stripes, full regular made. Not a pair in the
entire lot Is worth less than 65 cents, and very many cost more than that to import,
AT 23 CENTS.
The cream of the assortment embracing very many Gentlemen's Socks, for which in the
ordinary course of trade, we might reasonably ask 50, 60 and 75 cents a pair
AT 49 CENTS.
We shall sell Ladies’ Lisle thread Hose in beautiful shade, full regular made. Every pair
in this lot is worth at least 75 cents, and very many would be cheap at $1 00. We have many
more lots, but have no space to enumerate them.
EMBROIDERIES.
Last week we displayed Embroideries on one of our counters in connection with our
Hosiery Sale, but did not advertise it, the quantity we sold compelled us to telegraph to our
New York buyer to purchase more. He writes us that a large manufacturer, financially em
barrassed, offered him for a certain sum an enormous quantity of Embroidery at a ridicu
lously low price. We sHhll receive this Embroidery by Monday’s steamer, and will display
same on Tuesday morning. We shall add our usual small percentage and shall offer you the
best value you ever received in this line.
50,000 Yards Embroideries of excellent quality at lo CENTS A YARD. They are beautiful
patterns and would be cheap at 30 cents a yard.
35,000 Yards Embroideries at 25 CENTS A YARD, new designs, and are superior to goods to
that offered as bargains at 50 cents a yard.
20,000 Yards Embroideries, sold regularly at 7a cents a yard, at 40 CENTS A \ ARD. .
10’000 Yards Embroideries, from 3 to 5 inches wide, cost to manufacture no less than $1 00, at
65 CENTS A YARD. . , .
5,000 Yards Embroideries, all new patterns, must be seen to be appreciated, 90 cents a yard.
Thousands of yards at equally low prices. Come early to avoid lhe rush.
IOVI v *8 !
Clearance Sale Still in Progress I
OUR CLOAKS, FURS and WINTER WRAPS MUST BE SOLD AT ANY PRICE.
This is our sacrifice and your opportunity. Yon will never have another chance to select
from such a complete stock of beautiful and stylish overgarments. You, can never make a
better investment. It will pay you to buy at once, in order to take advantage of this extra
ordinary and unprecedented clearance sale.
. SEAL PLUSH SACQUES.
Forty Inches long, fine quilted, satin lin'ng
finish equal, and shape as good as a genuine
seal, price $25.
BROCADE WRAPS, TRIMMED
beautifully, $lB 75. We will save you $lO on
this Wrap. Compare ours with other houses.
SHOES
We intend to make this department one of the leading in our establishment, that is if
low prices and good quality of Shoes will make you buy. To further demonstrate the above,
we offer Ladies' fine glove top Curacoa kid foxed Button Boots, Opera styles, well made in
every particular, fit and wear guaranteed equal to any $3 shoe in the market. atsl 98.
Ladies’ fine Pebble Goat Button Boots, common sense style, at $175, compare it with $2 50
Shoes sold at exclusive shoe stores. ,
Another invoice of our fine French Kid Button Hand-sewed (Zeigler s make), Just re
ceived We are using every effort possible to introduce this particular Shoe to the ladies of
Savannah, and wish to say "right here It as fine a quality as is sold elsewhere for $6, price 81 50.
We will display a number of small lots, among which will be found Infant’s Shoes at 35
cents, and Children’s Shoes at 75 cents.
Zeigler Bros.’ Shoes at a saving to you from 15 to 25 per cent, over regular shoe stores.
Prompt Attention to Mail Orders.
A. IL Altmayer & Co.
135 BROUGHTON STREET.
M. STERNBERG,
JEWEEER.
When moving into my new Store I made very extensive purchases, and compliments
have been showered upon me from all sides upon my
Elegant and ’T’asty Stock.
I presumed that my stock would have been ample for the Holiday Trade, but I was com
pelled, owing to the appreciation I met with, to make continual additions to my stock, and
yet my purchases could hardly keep apace with
The Uiipi’ccedeiitcd Demand !
I have now made arrangements so ample that I can assure my friends and the public that
after to-day my stock will be again as complete in every respect as can only be found m the
very bestbouses in the leading Northern cities.
MY SPECIALTIES ARE
Diamonds, and the Most Celebrated and Reliable Makes of Gold
Watches, and my Fancy Jewelry is not Wanting in
Either Taste, Design or Workmanship.
NO FANCY PRICES !
Every Article Guaranteed as Represented.
Mv unprecedented success is summed up in these few words. No matter how ignorant
one may be as to the quality or value of Jewelry, he receives honest goods at honest prices.
157 13 ! J OUGIITOX ST.
GROFF’S
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL-
MILLINERY HOUSE.
WE ARE STILL CROWDED IN OUR UPPER AND LOWER FLOORS
WITH AN IMMENSE STOCK OF
Eine Eall and Winter Millinery!
WHICH
JUST BE CLOSED OUT REFORE OUR IMPORTATION OF SPRING MILLIN
ERY ARRIVES IN THIS PORT. WE HAVE DECIDED ON A
GRAND CLEARING OUT SALE.
AND OFFER THE ENTIRE STOCK OF FELT, VELVET AND STRAW
HATS TRIMMED AND UNTRIMMED, FINE PLUMES, TIPS,
FRENCH FLOWERS, VELVETS AND PLUSHES,
SATINS, VELVET AND SILK RIBBONS, &c.,
At Cost and Less Than Cost.
WE SHALL PUT ON SALE AND ESPECIALLY DRAW THE ATTEN
TION OF THE PUBLIC TO OUR
FRENCH FUR FELT HATS AT 75 CENTS.
“ “ FELTS, ROUND, SI.OO.
WOOL FELTS AT 40 CENTS.
EKs" TRIMMED HATS AND BONNETS AT HALF PRICE I
AND ALL OUR OTHER GOODS AT EQUALLY LOW PRICES.
BEING LARGE JOBBERS IN THESE GOODS, IT IS NOT NECESSARY
TO SAY THAT RETAILERS CANNOT POSSIBLY COMPETE, MORE ESPE
CIALLY WHEN WE DECIDE ON CLOSING OUT.
One Thousand Children’s Trimmed Felt Hats
AT 35 CENTS.
THESE ARE LEFT OVER FROM LAST WINTER’S STOCK, BUT ARE
PERFECTLY GOOD FOR STREET OR SCHOOL WEAR, AND ARE GOOD
VALUE AT ONE DOLLAR.
S. K ROUS K O FE,
Wholesale and Retail Millinery.
| ALL WOOL NEWMARKETS,
: imported material, double box pleat in back,
• I trimmed with ornaments, $7; look elsewhere
and see the same lor sls.
I BROCADE WRAPS, EXTRA
t fine, $22 50. We will save you sl2 on this
. I Wrap.
FIRST CLASS STOCK
A T
LOW PRICES
A I
t J. Lindsay’s Carpet and Fumitun Emporium,
169 AND 171 BROUGHTON STREET.
Lace Curtains from. to slis Per Pair
Body and Tapestry Brussels Carpet at almost any Price.
Ingrain and Hemp Carpets always on hand. Fringes, Felts, Canton Flannels, Raw Silks,
Ramie and Jute Goods in numberless designs.
Window Shades by the Gross, the Neatest and Newest Patterns
Always in Stock.
Pole and Adjustable Cornices, Symrna Rugs and Mats, Oil Cloths to suit the Rich and Poor.
A new lot of Imported CRELONNES with figures on them, Just arrived.
We mean business, and will sell LOW DOWN. Competent workmen. Satisfaction
guaranteed.
CALL EARLY, ON
w. J. LINDSAY.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHY
A. & SOIN,
are selling their Clothing so cheap? Simply because they bought that immense wholesale
stock of Clothing of this season’s manufacture, for
Mee, Boys. W and Children's feta Z.
and in order to reduce same, they are giving their patrons and the public generally the
benefit of low prices, guaranteeing all goods as represented, or
REFUNDING TII L M OIN L Y O-X
all unsatisfactory purchases—providing the goods are returned uninjured, within
TEN DAYS after purchase. Their stock is still well assorted, and they
would advise all who are in need of (not cheap clothing) out
CLOTHING CHEAP.
Give them a call before purchasing elsewhere. Remember the stand of
YA_.
THE ONE PRICE CLOTHIERS AND FURNISHERS,
Successors to I. L. Falk & Co.
Corner Congress, Whitaker and St. Julian Streets.
HOXiIDAY goods
' I WILL SELL MY GOODS AS LOW AS THE LOWEST, NOT EXCEPTING PEOPLE
i who offer to sell at COST. Come and see me and be CON VINCED.
©Bargains in Diamonds Gold and Silver
Watches, Gold Jewelry,
Ladles’ Bar Pins, Ear Rings, Gold Pens and Pencils,
Gold and Silver Headed Canes,
Gold Spectacles.
All at the lowest prices.
Greatjinducements in Silver Platedware
A. L. DESBOEIELOAS.
No. 21 Bull Street.
FLORIDA C011K!
J John Hollers Co.’s
CELEBRATED CUTLERY
AT
Macher’s Jewelry Store
11« BROUGHTON STREET
cahpetsT furniture
AT
EMIL A. SCHWARZ.
RUGS! MATS:
Special Inducement to Buyers.
Having replenished my extensive stock of CARPETS by the addition of the LATEST
' PATTERNS, lam prepared to offer SPECIAL BARGAINS in that department.
Goods at a Lower Figure than ever sold in Savannah.
o
TtTJOS AND MATS.
A full assortment of Smyrna goods .in Oriental and Persian designs and colorings at
ower price than the common Tapestry and Velvet goods.
COVERINGS.
In Coverings we have the last shades ofSllk, Flushed and Sateens. Also Cretons, Reps and
Turkomams for Portiers.
OIL OX-OTHS.
English and American sheet Oil Cloths and American goods from 1 to 2% yards wide.
Antique Lace Curtains and Window Shades.
( Special designs, which must be seen to be appreciated.
fuhzviture.
■ Having made special arrangements with some of the leading Furniture Manufacturing
i Companies, we are prepared to offer the finest assortment of FURNIII RE, at such a low
figure that it will certainly be an inducement for you to refurnish. We do not publish prices
as that only misleads. Call and look at the goods, and you will see that the facts are as stated
UNTIL A. SCHWARZ,
Entrance 127 Broughton street, 1 door from Bull.
PROVI I INS AND GROCERIES.
Received Again To-Day
A. DOYLE’S.
K Cases of this celebrated TEA and TEAJSET'
’’ Only 60e. for the set, the pound of fine
JAPAN TEA thrown in, the Tea alonejworth
Hie money. We have distributed over 100
cases of this choice beverage of 48 sets and.
pounds to the case during the holidays. .They
all like it; they all get it.
Am still selling that Choice
No. 1 Dominion Ham at 15c.
Strip Bacon at 12 l-2c.<
, Pig Shoulder at 9c. and 10c.
Much cheaper by the 109 pounds or bsirels
1 Bananas, Oranges and Lemons
At your own figures.
A fine stock of PLANTING POTATOES.
HOG’S HEADj CHEESE and SAUSAGE
: daily at
Jk. ZOOYEE’S.
Davis’ Hams.
We are in receipt oijalshipment of the
FIRST CURING
OF THESE EXCELLENT HAMS’
. i—Andean sell at—
Lower Prices than Ever Before 1
A. M. & C. W. WEST.
NEW YEAKS GOODS
PLUM PUDDING,
MINCE MEAT,
IMPORTED CORDIALS,
WINES AND BRANDIES
SCOTCH AND IRISH WHISKIES, 1
FRENCH PEAS, MUSHROOMS,
CAPERS SAUCES, Etc.
And in fact, everything that is to be found
in a first class Grocery House
—AT—
the lowest prices.
BRANCH & COOPERS.
New OoocLs.
DEHESA RAISINS,
LONDON LAYER RAISINS,
SULTANA RAISINS (Seedless),
LOOSE MUSCATEL RAISINs,
LEGHORN CITRON,
NEW CURRANTS,
DRIED FIGS,
PLUM PUDDING,
EVAPORATED PEACHES,
EVAPORATED APPLES,
TABLE AND COOKING PRUNE©
—A T
L. GEORGE’S,
Cor. State and Whitaker streets.
Choice Family Groceries
FOR THE
holidays
FRESH NUTS, FRESH CRACKERS,
ZNative Wines.
The Original Budweiser and Anhauser Bot
tle Beer. Fresh Candies, Wilson's Crackers*
Canned goods of every description,
■“Goods delivered free in all parts of the city?
Give me a call.
N. S. STUDER,
Corner of Drayton and Perry streets,
hits ii Groctn ini Me,
THE TENNESSEE
m m pim depot.
CONSIGNMENTS RECEIVED DAILY.
Fruits :in«l VeggetaToiew
ALWAYS ON HAND.
: Corner St. Julian street and MarketSqu aro
PRICES REASONABLE.
IIHSI-CEASS
GREEN GROCERY,
B. W. T2ET>I>ETEt
PROPRIETOR,
Corner Haliershaia and Charlton Sts.
Always on Hand the Freshest and Choicest
MEATS, POULTRY AND VEGETABLES
FINE VEAL AND MUTTON,
COUNTRY AND YARD EGGS
FRUITS OF ALL KINDS IN SEASON.
O-All orders promptly attended to, and
Goods Delivered Free in all parts of the olty
Your patronage respectfully solicited.*®*
J. E. SANDIFORD,
Green Grocer.
At this old and well established market, South
Broad street, will always be found
Choice Beef, Mutton, Veal, Pork, Sausages,
Chickens, Eggs and Vegetables.
Choice Beef from Northern markets received every
week per steamers. Boston Corned Beef always on
hand. Marketing delivered free of charge to any part
of the citv
W ELECTRIC LIGHT, 60c.
“A complete model Incandes
cent Electric Lamp with Bat
< tery, Stand, Globe, Platina Bur-
V., jr ner, Wire, Ac., with instructions
for putting in perfect operation,
iJZ will be sent, post-paid, for 60 cts
FREDERICK LOWEY,
96 Fulton street. New
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