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HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS.
Called from Our Exchanges.
“He tried to kiss me and I just told him
to behave,” said an irate young lady after a
sleigh-ride last night. “Well did be kiss
you?” asked her friend. “No, the idiot, he
behaved.”
An Indianapolis man recently assisted his
wife to elope with one of his farm hands. It
was cheaper and more expeditious than
traveling six miles'.through the snow for a
divorce.—Burlington Free Press.
The ice man who has been kicking all
winter because there wasn’t any ice, is now
kicking because there is too much. What
he does get is all gorged. Some people are
awfully hard to please.—Trenton Times.
“What makes vou so late coming to school
this morning?” asked a teacher in one of the
New York public schools of a tardy pupil.
“They arrested a burglar on Fifty-eighth
street, and ma sent me to the station house
to see if it was pa,” was the reply.—Ex.
A hatter sees one of his debtors pass him
by in the street without any recognition of
his existence, and straightway became as
mad as —as a hatter. “Curse the fellow 1”
he says, “he might, when I bow to him,
have least had the decency to lift my hat.”
Ex.
‘So Mr. Blank was here to-day? ’ Ser
vant —“Yes, sir ” “And you told him what
I said, I suppose?” “Yes, sir” “Did he
take umbrage?” “I didn’t notice, sir; but if
he did he’ll bring it back. He’s a very par
ticular gentleman, you know.”—Boston
Transcript.
“In your sermon this morning I heard
something that I never heard in any ser
mon before,” said the deacon’s widow to a
clergyman who had tired the patience of
his congregation to the uttermost. “And
pray what was that my dear madam?” in
quired the minister, highly flattered. “I
lieard the clock strike the hour twice! - Ex
change.
After the ball: He—Ah! my dear, if our
little Charlie had lived we would not be
going out into society this way every even
ing. Is there ever a moment that you do not
regret his death? She—Most decidedly
there is. Suppose you yourself were to die,
and Charlie were still alive, what a position
I should be in. A widow with children
hasn’t half a chance. —Life.
Boss Plumber (to small applicant for a
position)—So you would like to become a
plumber, little biy? Little Boy—Yeth,
thir. Boss Plumber—Can you read, write
and cipher? Little Boy—Yeth, thir. Boss
Plumber—How much is ten pounds of lead
at ten cents a pound ? Little Boy—Dollar
theven-five, thir. Ross Piumber —I’ll give
you a trial.—New York Sun.
So little is there of interest in Wall stre: t
that even a poor exchange of compliments
between two dudes who have recently ap
peared in the speculative circles makes peo
pie laugh. It was a bright, clear, frosty
morning when they met. “Ah,” said one,
“your trousers are tucked up.” “I know it,
deah boy,” was the reply. “Oh, its raining
in London, then, old chappie; I didn’t
know,” lisped the other.—New York Sun.
His Father Doesn’t Water His Stock So
Early.
Jay Gould’s little boy recently went tn
visit some country relatives. Early in the
morning he arose, and, missing his uncle,
asked one of his cousins:
“Where’s Uncle Jabez gone?”
“He’s gone to water stock,” replied Jabez’s
little boy.
“What, so early?” exclaimed the little
Jay Gould. “Why, my pa never waters
stock until he g es down town in the city,
’bout ten or eleven o’clock.”
When In the Wrong Channel
The bile wreaks grievous injury. Headache,
constipation, pain in the liver and stomach,
jaundice, nausea ensue. A few doses of Hos
tetter’s Stomach Bitters will reform these evils
and prevent further Injury. It is a pleasant
apperient, its actron upon the bowels being
unaccompanied by griping. The liver is both
regulated and stimulated by it, and as it is
very impolitic to disregard disorder of that
organ, which through neglect may culminate
in dangerous congestion and hepatic abscess,
the Bitters should be resorted to at an early
stage. Failure to do this renders a contest
with the malady more protracted. Fever
and ague, rheumatism, kidney and bladder
troubles, are remedied by this fine medicine,
and the increasing infirmities of age miti
gated by it. It may be also used in convales
cence with advantage, as it hastens the res
toration of vigor.
A Conspiracy to Turn the Savannah River
From Its Course.
A syndicate has, we learn, been formed,
whose object it is to force the Savannah
river to run in an opposite direction to that
which it now pursues. The matter is at
tracting very little attention in Savannah,
as the people are »oo busy looking over and
buving our bargains in Gents’, Youth’s and
Boy’s fine Clothing, Overcoats and Furn
ishing Goods. To prepare for our regu
lar spring opening, to avoid “carrying
over,” we are selling out the remainder ol
our Winter Stock of fine Dress and Business
Suits at nominal pricess. Call and satsh
yourself that we state facts. Such bargains
are not often offered.
B Ft. Levy & Bro.,
189, 191 and 193 Congress street.
This Idea ■?! '.*v>ug West
to Coiorfiflo Ne“ Mexico ferpurealrtoße
lieve Consumption, is all a mistake. Adj
reasonable man would use Dr. Rosanko t
Cough and Lung Syrup for Consumption in
all its first stages. It never fails to give re
lief la all cases of Coughs. Colds, Bronchitis,
Pains n the Chest and all affections that arc
considered primary to Consumption. Price,
Ibcents and SI Sold by Oceola Butler and
E. J. Kettter.
THEHAKJSK.IT HOUSE, SAVANNAH.
Visitors to ISiivannah, Ga., will find the
Harnett House a comfortable ar.d desirab:
stopping place, where the changes are mod
erate, while the uniform excellence of th.
table is a subject of general remark-.-Chi
cago National Hotel Reporter.
Just as Good.
Many unscrupulous dealears may tell you
.hey have remedies for Coughs and Colds
equal in merit and in every respect just as
good as the old reliable Dr. Bosanko Cough
and Lung Syrup, unless you insist upon this
’•emedy and will take no other, you are Hable
no be greatly deceived. Price 50 cenis and 81,
Soldby Osceola Butler and E. J. Kieuer.
BUSINESS NOTICES.
For latest style fancy percale g Deccan
shirts L. Fried’s Is the place.
Clean teeth, healthy gums and a pure
breath by usingl Holmes’ Wash and. Denti
frice. Try a botte.
If you want a good fitting shirt, eithe
■white or fancy, try L. Fried.
Fine oyster soup to-morrow night r t Mer
chants’ Exchange, 149>£ Congress street.
Any one who uses the Magic Soap once will
use no other. Our circulars are reliable, and
the soap will do all we say. William Hone
& Co.
Mayer’s Magic Soap Is the most economica
In the market. Saves time and money. Man
ufactured by William Hone & Co.
THE SAVANNAH DULY TIMES, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1885.
135 BROUGHTON ST. 135 BROUGHTON ST.
A. IL Altmayer & Co.
A. CHANCE !< AHELY OFFERED!
If vou want any Bushings, or if your family are likely to need any during the coming
season don 't miss a chance such as we aie offering, but come to our store this week, and we
Wil' give you literally, absolutely and without any figure of speech,
TWO DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS WORTH OF RUSHINGS FOR ONE DOLLAR.
We have been buying and selling Rushings for many years, but newer bought such an
eb-gant assortment at price we bought last week, and never sold at prices that we will sell
during the wees to come. We have the finest stock we ever showed.
We will d sp'ay on our fr mt counters (in connection with our collars) the largest, most
complete assortment of Rushings Savannah has ever seen, at 29c a yard. Every piece
worth from 50 to 75 cents a yard.
LADIES COLEARS.
We will put on sale to-morrow our entire line of Lalies’ Linen and Lace Collsrs, in every
shape and size. The prices on them have been marked down exactly one-half. We are
determined not to carry this stock to our new building. Will you improve this opportunity ?
A-SiOLS and
We will display the latest high novelties in Plain and Fancy Parasols and Sun Shades.
These goods are the finest we ever displayed. Ask to see them.
ICTUS UOIDKRIBS.
All new, choice aLd <F sirable. Selected with mvrh care and patience, and undoubtedly
tbe largest and finest assortment of Edgings and Insertings to select from. The prices are
the lowest, we ask all to be assured of.
Novelties in embroideries in a legion of LACES.
new and pretty designs at 10c, 15c, 20c, 25c, Oriental and Egyptian Laces, 15c, 20c, 25c,
?sc, 40c, 50c to 63 0o a yard 30c, 40c, 50c. 75c to 63 50.
Very wide, extra good qualities and de- Some new and rich patterns at 20 and 30
signs, at 20c, 25c, 30c, 35c, 40c, 50c, 65c to $2 75 a cents a yard.
yard. Oriental Flouncing, 6245 and 62 75 a yard.
JT It JS M Y BS.
We are selling a great many Jerseys—more than any other house—still they arc not
moving fast enough for us. The way to reduce them is to mark them at low figures. This
we have done for this week. We’ll see whether they won’t move now. Our 61 50 Jerseys
now 61 (X); our 62 00 Jerseys now 61 25; our 62 50 Jerseys now 61 75; our 61 50 Children’s Colored
Jerseys 61 00.
SPRING WRAPS.
We have a few more of Spring Wraps which we sold at beginning of season
atSfiUO: the price now is 84IX). The chenille fringe and material cost the manufacturer fully
85 00. If you have no immediate use for one buy it and lay aside. It will repay you.
DEPARTMENT.
The success of our sale of 57c Black Kid last week was due to our offering a good quality
of Glove at a very low price. A few more left.
6-Button Kids in black, white tints, brown slate, tan. Sold elsewhere at 81 aO, at 81 00.
5-Button fine German Kid Gloves, all colors.at 75c.
Wiiite and tinted shades for evening wear in 4,6, 8 and 10-button lengths.
The prices which weshall name this week are Well worth the serious consideration of the
purchaser of Boots or shoes. In all lines the same low prices still prevail, while in some
we have made an actual red ction from to 75 per cent. New goods have been added, and
we take just pride in saying that we present one of the most complete stocks in Savannah
in quality, style and prices far below would-be competitors.
5,C,'0 pairs Ladies' Opera ToeSllppers,49c,are adverti-ed as bargains in regular shoe stores
at 75c. , ...
Do vou intend purchasing a fine French Kid Boot the coming week? If so, call and ex
amine our hand-sewed Boot at 84IX). We are making special efforts to introduce this Shoe to
tlie ladies of Savannah by sellingas good an article as can be bought at any regular shoe
store for 85 50 „ „
Which is better, to sell each day a hundred pairs at 50c a pair profit, or 10 to 15 pairs at
the regular shoe store percentage? m
Only those who have worn them fully appreciate the comforts of our “Flexible Sole”
Shoes. Believing the best advertising medium to be “a pleased customer,” we urge those
who wish a fine appearing shoe and one that will give the foot perfect ease to try a pair oi
these famous shoes. Price reduced from 8150 to 83 Oj). DON'T FORGET THE SHOE AND
500 Pairs Ladies’ Fine Kid Slippers, with or without French heels, hand-sewed, kid and
linen lined; the best slipper bargain we liAe ever offered; original price 81 75 a pair; every
pair warranted. Do not fall to impro e this opportunity; at 97c, regular shoe store price 81 7a.
Our New York buyer writes us he has purchased some exceptionable barga-ns in Zeigler
Bro.’sShoes. We shall open them Monday morning. Come early to secure the choice.
Prompt Attention to Mail Orders.
A. IL Altmayer & Co.
135 BROUGHTON STR ___
fTRFsoT
Sells Boys’ Solid. Lace Shoes, tipped, to o,
for 51.25.
MY ER S O A
Sells a solid K«d Button Shoe, (Ladies,) 3
to T, for
M I I! K S ON
Sells a ±Vice Infant’s Kid. Button Shoe for 50c
Myerson Sells Opera Slippers as low as 45c.
Myerson’s $3 Shoes Cannot be Beat.
MYl’li S <>>
Has a full line of Opera. Newport Button
and Tie Slippers.
Myer son has a full line of Cox, Young &
Gardner Fine Shoes for Gentlemen.
Ladies’ Newport Button ami Ties, 2 to 7, solid, for $1 at Myerson’s.
VI Y i: S O A
Sells Solar Tip Button Shoes for #l—llto2
A lull line of Men’s, Ladies’, Misses’ & Children’s Rubbers at Myerson’s.
LADIES’ FINE SHOES IN ENDLESS VARIETY AT MYERSON’S.
e.
MILLINERY HOUSE.
X WOULD MOST RESPECTFULLY CALL THE ATTENTION OF THE LADIES THAT
MY ARRANGEMENTS ARE COMPLETE FOR AN EARLIER AND AN
O.IIJMJIJM URGE AW FINE STOCK OF
Millinery « Spring § Summer
—AND SHALL MAKE MY STORE
Headquarters for Fine Millinery Goods!
My Agents North being instructed to ship NOVELTIES as they come out. I shall more
than ever give my attention to the RETAIL, and especially to full lines oi
Real French Flowers, Fins Silk ihs, Fancy Sb,
Fine Straw Goods and Tips.
BALANCE OF FELT HATS, FEATHERS AND OTHER WINTER MILLINERY I NOW
CLOSE OUT AT ANY PRICE.
H . K IT OU S K OU U,
Whitaker and Congress Street Lane.
M. LEVY,
London ad Paris Tailor I
BRANCH OF NEW YORK.)
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“Costly thy habit as thy Parse can buy, but not expressed in fancy ;
rich, not gaudy ; for the apparel oft proclaims the man.”
Every One Knows the Trueism of the above Remark,
So wisely put in the mouth of old Polpnious by Shakespeare; but every one lias not the op
portunities offered him to gratify his tastes at moderate expense. There are
FEW SUCH OPPORTUNITIES
Oflered when the outer man can be clad with such
FAULTLESS STYLE & ARTISTIC RESULTS
Remember, we have on opening a splendid line of NOVELTIES, including entirely
NEW EFFECTS IN
English, French and Era Makes,
Most of them Our Own Importation I
AND NO DUPLICATES TO FOLLOW.
They consist of Fine English Casimeres, English Corkscrews, English
Hair Line Pantalooning, French Worsteds and Diagonals,
Scotch Cheviots in all varieties, and a fine line of
Latest Newmarket Plaids in great variety,
And Novelties Never Before Shown in this Country.
We feel that the publicare appreciating our endeavors in
Fine Tailoring* at Moderate Prices I
And can promise them a continuance of the
Same High Class Artistic Work!
M. IjEVY,
ivi i ’ oR r r in < ; i a i i. o 11.
UNDER SCREVEN’ HOUSE.
MATTINGS!
•J ust Arrived and in Store,
100 ROLLS!
FROM THE CHEAPEST TO THE FINEST
CALL AND MAKE YOUR SELECTIONS AT ONCE.
Have also the finest line of
WINDOW SHADES !
EVER DISPLAYED LN SAVANNAH.
My stock of FURNITURE is not slighted, but is as handsome and full as ever.
Respectfully,
W. J. LIADSAY.
P. S.—BABY CARRIAGES “till you can’t rest.”
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHY
A. FALK & SOIN,
are selling their Clothing so cheap? Simply because they bought t iat immense wholesale
stock of Clothing of this season’s manufacture, for
Men, !tyi, Itilth' mi Children’s Bi to 1 hll,
and in order to reduce same, they are giving their patrons and the public generally the
benefit of low prices, guaranteeing all goods as represented, or
TIIEMONEYON
all unsatisfactory purchases—providing the goods are returned uninjured, within
TEN DAYS after purchase. Their stock is still well assorted, and they
would advise all who are in need of (not cheap clothing) but
CEGTII ING CHILAP.
Give them a call before purchasing elsewhere. Remember the stand of
A. fja-TjK. «so SON,
THE ONE PRICE CLOTHIERSAND FURNISHERS,
Successors to I. L. Falk & Co.
Corner Congress, Whitaker and St. Julian Streets.
FLOW CURIOSITIES!
■q • - r' jj 1 AJ*l J r -.
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John S. Hollers & Co.’s
CELEBRATED CUTLERY
AT
Macher’sJewelryStore
110 BROUGHTONIBTREET.J
PItOVIIOVS ANO GfIOTRRtES.
fisi for ita ton Soasoa.
Choice Mackerel, Loose.
in Kits.
“ “ 5-lb. Tins.
“ “ 4-lb. “
Choice 8i Imo i “ 1-Ib. “
“ Lob ter, “ “ “
Boneless Codfish. 40-lb Boxes
“ “ 5-lb “
LOWEST PRICES AT
BRANCH & COOPER’S.
TURKISH'
PRUNES.
1 CASE ®
We are retailing
12 POUNDS FOR $1 OO
A. M. & C AV. WEST.
New Goods.
DEHESA RAISINS,
LONDON LAYER RA ISINS,
SULTANA RAISINS (Seedless),
:LOOSE MUSCATEL RAISINS,
LEGHORN CITRON,
NEW CURRANTS,
DRIED FIGS,;
PLUM PUDDING,
EVAPORATED PEACHES,
EVAPORATED APPLES,”
TABLE AND COOKING PRUNES
IGEORGE & GOODMAN.
, Cor. State and Whitaker streets.
FIIIST- CLASS
GREEN GROCERY,
it. w. tedder
PROPRIETOR,
Corner Habersham and Charlton Sts.
Always on Hand the Freshest and Choiceiw
MEATS. POULTRY AND VEGETABLES
FINE VEAL AND MUTTON,
COUNTRY AND YARD EGGS
FRUITS OF ALL KINDS IN SEASON.
WAII orders promptly attended to, and
Goods Delivered Free m all parts of the city!
Your patronage respectfully solicited.
J. E. SANDIFORD,
Green Grocer.
At this old and well established market, South
Broad street, will always be found
Choice Beef, Mutton, Veal, Pork, Sansages,
Chickens, Eggs and Vegetables.
Choice Beef from Northern markets received every
week per steamers. Boston Corned Reef always
hand. Marketing delivered free of charge to any
if Ap Mtv
The undersigned have opened in WA-
RING'S RANGE, No. 150 St. Julian
and 149 Bryan street, a
•
U hnn bn,
For the purpose of selling all goods which
may be consigned to us. As we sell only on
“Commission,” shall try and offer goods at
bottom prices.
JAUDON & BROOKS’
COMMISSION HOUSE.
PAINTS, OILS, ETC.
Oil MCK’S
Paint and Oil House,
SASH, DOORS, BLINDS,
Moulding's, Btc.
N. E. SOLOMONS,
ST aid W
Is prepared to instruct a limited number
of pupils. Apply at bis residence,
No. 65 JEFFERSONf STREET.
I 3 lt INT ER S
ROLLERS!
THOMPSON’S
Saiiim Sob tapoiita!
The only reliable COMPOSITION made for
the SOUTHERN CLIMATE.
by the Pound or made Into
Rollers at short notice.
A. D. THOMPSON,
83% Bay Street Savannah, Ga
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