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Succeeded Too Weil.
San Francisco Chronicle.
"Now,” says the bride, “Henry, I want
you to understand distinctly that Ido not
wish to be taken for a bride. I am going
to behave exactly as if I were an old mar
ried woman. So, dearest, do not think me
cold and unloving if I treat vou very prac
tically when there is anybody by ”
“I don’t believe I can pass for an old
married man. I am so fond of you that 1
am bound to show it. I am sure to give
the snap away.”
"No, you musn’t. It’s easy enough. And
I insist that you behave just like all old
married men do. D> vou hear?”
“Well, darling, I’ll try, but know I will
not succeed.”
The first evening of their arrival the
bride retired to her chamber and the groom
fell in with a poker player, with whom he
sat playing cards until 4 o’clock in the
morning. His wife spent the weary hours
weeping. At last he turned up and met his
grief stricken bride with the hilarious
question:
“Well, ain’t I doing the old married man
like a daisy?”
She never referred to the subject again,
and everybody knew after that that they
nad just been married.
She Was Pretty.
Milwaukee Sun.
People should not be too prompt in appro
priating either supposed compliments or
criticisms to themselves or their triends.
The other evening, Mrs. Snailshell gave a
party in honor'of her daughter, who was
home from the conservatory, where she had
been endeavoring to make a prima dona of
herself. Mr. Talksay was one of her guests,
and being one of the wealthiest young men
present, was shown marked favor by the
proud mother of the prospective singer.
“Don’t you think she is pretty?” queried
Mrs. Snailshell, looking upon her daughter
with great pride. Mr. Talksay, who was
deeply interested in the eflßrts of a kitten
to capture its tail, supposing she referred to
it, replied:
“Very pretty, madam—very pretty, in
deed, but it seems to me her legs are entirely
too small for her body, and, like a man after
ajack-o-lantern, she is pursuing something
she can never hope to attain.”
Mrs. Snailshell cut his acquaintance then
and there.
The Bill Was Kilted.
A New York Times.
Connecticut’s cold hearted Legislature
has snubbed a score or more of Hartford’s
prettiest young women. A bill for the ex
emption of poodles from taxation turned
up mysteriously among the statesmen. It
was drawn in the daintestof feminine hands;
it was lobbied for by the belles of the State
Capital, and it was about to be pushed
through by the gallant bachelors of the
Legislature, when up rose a grizzled old
married man in a rear seat
“If the women of this S ate care more for
carrying puppies around in their arms than
they dolor carrying uames, 1 take my wife’s
advice, and go in tor letting them pay for
their fun.”
The pretty girls in the gallery saw that
bill go to its doom.
There are 103 coiuieu men in Vi ashing
ton who are worth o er $25,000 each, fifty
two worth SIO,OOO each, and nearly 1,000
who pay taxes on $5,000 each. George VV .
Williams, ex-nnmber of the Oiiio Assem
bly and author of a history of the colored
race, is worth §4O (JOO. Frederick Douglas
has §300,000. John F. Cooke, tax collect r
of the District of Columbia, pays taxis or
§250,000. John M Langston, United
States Minister t Hayti, has $75,000. John
Lynch of Mississippi, «bo presided so abb
at the Chicago C< rv. ntion last summei
is very wealthy, S i, Congressman Smalls.
Dr. Gkster left §1,000,000 when he died,
and has a son in-law worth $150,000, be
sides a drug store in New York.
Ladies find Hunt's [Kidney and Liver]
Remedy invaluable to them because it re
lieves them of much of the pain and suffer
ing which they are called upon to bear.
Thousands of them bless the day when they
first tried it.
SWEET GUM AND MULLEIN.
The sweet gum, as gathered from a tree ol
the same name, growing along the small
streams in the Southern States, contains a
stimulating expectorant principle that loos
ens the phlegm producing the early morning
cough, and stimulates the child to throw on
the false membrane in croup and whooping
cough. When combined with the healing
mucilaginous principle in the mullein plant
of the old fields, presents in Taylor’s Chero
kee Remedy of Sweet num and Mullein, the
finest known remedy for coughs, croup,
whooping cough and consumption; and so
palatable any child can take it. Ask your
druggist for it. Send two-cent stamp for
Taylor's Riddle Book, which is not only for
the amusement of the little ones, who will
gather around your knee to hear the puzzling
questions, but contains Information for the
health and welfare of every home.
Manufactured by Walter A. Taylor, propri
etor Taylor’s Premium Colpgne, Atlanta, Ga.
DR. LOWERY’S REMEDY infuses new] life
In the debilitated; it assimilates with the
blood and and supplies that deficiency in the
nervous system, which is the cause of debility
and physical prostration. It acts on the liver,
kidneys, bladder, and reproductive organs,
causing healthy secretions, thereby stopping
waste and building anew—when the face re
lumes the bloom of health, the eye its lustre
•nd the brain its power. This remedy can be
Obtained of druggists and dealers generally.
Price 81.90 per package; three packages, two
dollars; sufficient to cure ordinary cases.
Ask your druggist for it; do not take any
other. If you cannot obta It send direct,
with price, and it will be securely sealed,
by mall to your address.
Address Depot and Labratory
Dr. Lowery's Remedies,
No. 18 E. Fourteenth St.
New York City.
Advice free; send stamp for reply.
Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit Can
be Cured by Administering Dr.
Haines’ Golden Specific.
1 It can be given In a cup of coffee or tea
without the knowledge of the person taking
it, effecting a speedy and permanent cure,
whether the patient is a moderate drinker or
an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of drunkards
have been made temperate men who have
taken the Golden Specific in their coffee
without their knowledge, and to-day believe
they quit drinking of their own free will.
No harmful effects result from its adminis
tration. Cures guaranteed. Circulars and
estimonlals sent free. Address
Golden Specific Co.,
185 Race St., Cincinnati, O.
KIN DISEASES-SWAYNE’S OINTMENT
“Swayne’s Ointment” cures Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Ringworms, Sores, Pimples, Eczem
no matter how obstinate or long standing.
Dentistry.
J. D. Lan’er, 136 Broughton street, is de
voting special attention to Gold Work.
Osceola Butler and E. J. Kieffer, the drug
gists, who are always looking after the Inter
eat of their customers, have now secured the
Sale of Dr. Bosanko’s Cough and Lung Syrup
a remedy that never falls to cure Colds, Pain
In the Chest and all Lung Affections. Fo
■nroof try a free sample bottle. Reg
1M sine 50 cents and 81.— Adv.
THE SAVANNAH DAILY TIMES, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1885.
Almost a Miracle!
A REMARKABLE STORY.
A few days ago a gentleman of high standing in
Atlanta met Dr. J. Bradfield on the street, and related
the following, in which all ladies are deeply in
terested :
“For the past eighteen months my wife has been
an invalid, caused from womb trouble, cessation of
mense , etc., and 1 have t led e erythingl could hear
of in the way of medicine, and have bad several of ou r
best physicians attending her, to one of whom (calling
him by name) I paid one hundred and sixty-three dol
lars. Instead of improving or getting any relief, she
gradually grew worse, and I h«d almost giv>*n up hope,
and really did not believe she would ever get up from
an invalid’s bed; but a friend of mine who knew of
the case suggested the use of
Bradfield’s Female Regulator,
and although he stated that he knew of a similar case
being cured by it, and endorsed it highly himself, I
was so discouraged I did not believe it would do her
any good; but as a last resort 1 bought a large bottle of
it. and she began taking it, and from tne very first a
marked change took place. She begun to improve
rapidly, her appetite relumed, her whole system was
built up, and to-day she is as well and sound as ever
in her life, and I am under lifelong obligations to you
and your remedy, for it undoubtedly saved her life;”
and he added, “I wish every lady in the world so af
flicted would try it, as I know it cure them ”
We Claim and can Prove Beyond a
Doubt,
by the highest and most undoubted testimony,
That this Remedy will cure all womb troub’es.
That this Remedy will cure luchorrhoea or whitea.
That this Repiedy will restore the menstrual functions
That this Remedy will stop excessive monthly flow.
That this Remedy will relieve painful menstruation.
That this Remedy will build up the system as a tontc.
That this Remedy will cure all famale disorders.
“CHANGE OF LIFE.”
If taken during this period, so critical, it stands
without a rival.
Send for our Treatise on Woman. Mailed free to
any address.
The Bradfield Regulator Co,
Atlanta, Ga*
Bradfield’s Regulator and Mother’s
Friend
For Sale by OSCEOLA BUTLER, Corner Bull
and Congress streets.
A m OB! ’
ACTIVE, PASSIVE AND LEGAL
KISSES.
A Pedestrian Catches the Sound.
From time immemorial, no one will prelend
to deny the fact that kisses have been held in
high repute by both sexes, whether active or
passive. It has been decided that a LEGAL
KISS implies ACTION on both parties; but
when a lady simply consents to be kissed
without action of her lips it constitutes only a
PASSIVE kiss, a sweet deprived of its nectar.
Many long years ago—so says history—the
Spanish student Victorian became desperate
ly enamored with the personal beauty and
fascinating charms of Prosperlno, daughterof
the King of Naples. There existed a wall,
being a line of demarkatlon between them,
whicn he dare not cross; nevertheless, they
managed to exchange sentiments and arrange
clandestine meetings. Many times he scaled
tlie wall at night, in order to steal a kiss from
tin-fair one while the pale moonbeams were
playing upon her classic features, and one
time while gazing into the depths of her deep
blue orbs, in rapturousecstacy, he exclaimed,
“PROSPERING, WHAT HAST MADE THE
SO BEAUTIFUL?”
“The constant use of a SCIENTIFIC blood
purifier,” was her only response.
Si ugly ensconced within a moss-embowered
and vine-clad veranda, and almost hid
from view amid sweet-scented honeysuckles,
was seated a fair Atlantanymph, whose beau
tiful dark eyes, alabaster complexion and
voluptuous contour, seemed to DAZE the
young gent by her side, who ever and anon,
while circumnavigating her slender waist,
gave her a BUSS and then RE-BUSS, to the
amazement of a pedestrian who happened to
be passing that beautiful moonlight night.
At that moment the lover was heard to ask:
“My dear darling Sarah Jane, you are
becoming more beautiful every day; your
eyes sparkle with more brilliancy, your once
pale cheeks have been painted by the roseate
hues of nature, and you seem to have entirely
regained your health. Will yo tell me the
cause of the change?”
“I have simply used that wonderfully effec
tive blood remedy known as B. B. B.”
Thousands of ladies these days attempt to
hide the many faults of features and com
plexion, while impure and vitiated blood is
holding a high carnival among the organic
structures of the body. Throw aside your
cosmetics and paints, discard your lifetime
medicines and use a purely Scientific Blood
Purifier, which acts speedily and effectually,
known as B. B. B.—Botanic Blood Balm—
which can be had of all druggists at one dol
lar for large bottles. It purifies the blood,
softens the skin, beautifies the complexion,
and adds health and happiness to all.
For sale by
OSCEOLA BUTLER,
Savannah, Ga.
mm
The Emperor Louis Napoleon smoked
only T the finest cigars the world could pro
duce. Prof. Horsford says the Emperor s
cigars were made specially for him in Ha
vana from leaf tobacco grown in the Golden
Belt of North Carolina, this being the finest
leaf grown. Blackwell’s Bull Durham
Smoking Tobacco is made from the same
leaf used in the Emperor’s cigars, is abso
lutely pure and is unquestionably the best
tobacco ever offered.
Thackeray’s gifted daughter, Anne, in
her sketch of Alfred Tennyson, in Harper's
Monthly, tells of her visit to the great poet.
She found him smoking Blackwell’s Bull
Durham Tobacco, sent him by Hon. James
Russell Lowell, American Minister to the
Court of St James.
In these days of adulteration, it is a com
fort to smokers to know that the Bull Dur
ham brand is absolutely pure, and made
from the best tobacco the world produces.
Blackwell’s Bull Durham Smoking To
bacco is the beat and purest made. All
dealers have it. None genuine without
the trade-mark of the Bull
E. C. PACETTI,
No. 33 Jefferson street, cor. State.
PRACTICAL WORKER IN
Tin Roofing, Gutters, Leaders,
Galvanized Iron Cornices.
'Till Roofs Repaired.
All orders promptlyattended to and satis
Uon guaranteed.
DANIEL HOGAN,
lii order to reduce his winter stock of KID GLOVES,
WILL OFFER ON MONDAY MORNING:
One lot Jouvln 3-Button Kid Gloves at 50c, reduced from 75c.
One lot Paris 4-Button Kid Gloves at 69c, reduced from 81.
One lot Blanche 4-Button Kid Gloves at 81, reduced from 81 25.
One lot Constanze Kid Gloves at 8110, reduced from 81 50.
One lot Constanze 4-Button Kid Gloves at 8135, reduced from 81 75.
One lot Mosqultere 8-Button length at $1 25, reduced from 81 75.
One lot Mosqultere 10-Button length at 81 75, reduced troin 82 50.
Ladies’ and Gents’ Hosiery!
One lot Ladies’ Fancy Brilliant Lisle Hose, reduced from 75c a pair to 50c.
One lot Ladies’ Black Brilliant Lisle Hose, reduced from 75c a pair to 50c. _
One lot Ladies’ Brilliant Lisle Ribbed Hose in Black, Garnet and Navy at 75c a pair?never
sold under SI.
One lot Ladies Striped Hose, reduced from 59c a pair to 25c.
One lot Ladies’ Solid Colored Hose at 35c, reduced from 50c.
One lot Solid Colored Ribbed Hose at 75c, closing price.
One lot Gents’ Balbriggan % Hose, Solid Colors, at 25c a pair, former price 37%c.
One lot Gents’ Plain Balbriggan % Hose at 25c a pair, reduced from 35c.
100 doz. Gents’ British Seamless % Hose at 12%c a pair, reduced from 25c.
50 doz. Children’s Black Ribbed Hose at 20c, former price 35c.
50 doz. Children’s Solid Black Hose at 25c a pair, former price 37%c.
50 doz. Children’s Fancy Striped Hose at 20c, reduced from 35c.|
♦
CHILDREN’S AND MISSES’ SUITS!
I am Closing Out all Misses’ and Children’s Suits at One-Half
of what They were Sold at Last Month.
i will sell Children’s Cashmere Sults at 81 each that were 8150.
Children’s Cashmere Suits at 81 25 each that were 82.
Children’s Cashmere Suits at 82 each that were 82 75.
Misses’ Flannel Suiis at S 3 75 that were 8550.
Misses’ Flannel Suits at 85 that were ST 50.
Misses’ Flannel Suits at 87 that were 810.
Ladies’ and Misses’ Cloaks
AT A REDUCTION OF FULLY 60 PER CENT UNDER FORMER; PRICES.
One Lot Ladies’ Seal Plush Cloaks
REDUCED FROM 835 EACH TO 822 50.
300 BOYS’ SUITS to be closed at half price to make room for Spring Stock.;
500 PIECES EMBROIDERIES fully 50 per cent, under last years prices.
DANIEL HOGAN.
FINE RATTAN WARE
AT
A. J. MILLER & Co’s
Furniture and Carpet Emporium.
We are receiving an elegant line of
Rattan and Reed Chairs, Rockers aflid Lounges.
Also, a choice line of AUSTRIAN BENT WOOD FURNITURE, finely finished in Ebony.
CARRIAGES.
We are in receipt of new Invoices of Baby Carriages, which enable us to replenish ou>
stock and offer the newest designs. Also, new styles of Children’s Cribs and Beds.
Oiu* Carpet Department
Is crowded with elegant goods. Milton’s, Velvets, Moquettes, Body Brussels, Tapestry
and Kidderminsters, which we shall offer at special prices to make room for our large im
portation of Mattings.
364 Rolls Fresh China Matting in store, and arriving by every steamer. We shall show
nearly’ 100 patterns of the finest goods at popular prices. ’
Also. Floor Oil Cloths, Linoleum, Window Shades, Lace Curtains, Cornices, <fcc., &c.
Our FURNITURE DEPARTMENT is also filled with new goods in Mahogany,Cherry and
Walnut at prices that are very low for first-class work.
Parlor Suites, Lounges, Easy Chairs, <fcc., upholstered to order and satisfaction guaran-
d Ak. J. MILLER & CO.
Do Not Ruin Your Eey-sight
BI WEARING COMMON SPECTACLES.
Nine-tenths of all eye disease is caused by wearing Improper glasses.
LeMARE’S
Are the most PERFECT and BEAUTIFUL ever offered. They will cause a continuous and
abiding improvement in the eyes, and assist the sight most brilliantly.
A.. L. I)j3sl!OlTLL<>X*i.
Importer and Dealer In WATCHES, JEWELRY and OPTICAL GOODS,
31 Bull Street, Sole Agent.
We Approve the Sunday Laws.
Keeling that ONE in SEVEN DAYS should be devoted to pleasure and comfort of
our families.
If this can be furthered by the use of Liquors, such as
WHISKIES, BRANDIES,
TJiirn, Grin and Wines.
We shall take great pleasure furnishing In quantities of “1 to tyi GALLONS,” feeling confi
dent “a trial” will Induce continuous orders.
E. S. .VIIirA.IIA.VIIS Ac CO.,
DEALERS IN
Hides, Wool, &c., &c.« and Liquor “Keg” Depot,
170 BAY STREET.
W “LIQUORS FOR MEDICINAL PUBPOSES A SPECIALTY.”,
Smite’s Bte Cino
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328081
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Gents’ Sliver Watches
LADIES’GOLD WATCHES
809980
Boys’ Silver Watches
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Watch s tor E'eryiedy.
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8070601
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S.P.HAMILTON,
Co’■.Bull and Broughton St?.
Savannah, Ga.
| LEGAL DIRECTORY.
T. M. NORWOOD,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,
111 Bay street, up stairs.
W. 8. Chibholm. R. G. Ebwtm.
CHIBHOLM A ERWIN,
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law,
Aberoorn street, cor. Bt. Julian and Bryan.
Wm. Gakbabd. P. W. Mbldbim.
E«nj Newman.
GARRARD * MELDRIM,
Law Offices,
ft. R. Richards. Wm. M. Hkywarb.
RICHARDS A HEYWARD,
Attorneys and Counsel lore at Law,
8 Drayton street. > ,
HUTUS K. LESTER. THOMAS P. RAVEN El.
LESTER A RAVENEL,
Attorneys and Counsellore-at.Law,
3 Whitaker st.
J. R. BAUSSY,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,
Office, 61 Drayton street.
8. A. Denmark. 8. B. Adams
Wm. Lbß. Gionilliat.
DENMARK A ADAM*.
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law,
106 Bay street.
GEORGE A. MERCER,
Law Office,
Comer Drayton and Bryan streets, over
Southern Bank.
W. G. Chabltoh. w. W. Mackall.
CHARLTON A MACKALL,
Attorneys-at-Law.
Office, corner Bull and Bay streets,
Up stairs.
ROBERT FALLIGANT,
Law Office,
120 Bryan street, up stain.
». J. O’CONNOR,
Law Office,
108 Biyan street.
GEO. E. BEVANS, ’
Attorney-at-Law.
dfice, corner Whitaker and Bryan streets,
Up stairs.
M. A. O’BYRNE,
Law Office,
108 Bryan street
N. C. COLLIER,
Law Office,
No. 3 Bull street, up stairs.
RICHARD F, JOHNSTON,
Attorney-at-Law,
No. 1 Bull street, up stairs.
JOS. A. CRONK,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,
ill Bay street.
JOHN SULLIVAN SCHLEY,
Attorney-at-Law,
118 Bryan st.
CHARLES N. WEdT\
Attorney-at-Law,
Bryan street, over Southern Bank.
W. HAMPTON
Attorney-at-Law,
S. YATES LEVY. S. L. LAZARON.
LEVY & LAZARON,
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law.
101 Bay street.
Philip M. Russell. R. Wayne Russell.
P. M. & R. W. RUSSELL,
Attorneys-at-Law,
Northeast corner Bryan and Whitaker.
Alex. R. Lawton. Henry C.Cunningham
Alex R. Lawton, Jr.
LAWTON & CUNNINGHAM,
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law,
Office, 111 Bryan street, up stairs.
J E Wooten. A H MacDONELL
WOOTEN & MACDONELL,
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law,
Office, 118 Bryan street.
— ' WALLACE W. FRASER,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,
118 Bryan Street
ISAAC BECKETT,
Attorney at Law and Conveyancer.
HENRY’ MCALPIN,
Attorney at Law.
Will attend to business promptly at 135
Bay street.
H. B. JACKSON. J. L. WHATLEY
JACKSON A WHATLEY,
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law,
118 Bryan Street.
M. J. O’CONNOR,
Attorney-at-Law,
No. 3 Whitaker street.
CHARLES M. TYSON,
Attorney-at-Law.
7 Dryaton;street, - Cver Southern Bank.
JOHN W. WILSON,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,
Over S.--utheru Bi ilk.
F. G. DuBIGNON,
Law Office,
120 Bryan street, up stairs.
CLIf , TON>
Law Office,
No, 1 Bull street, np stairs.
J. J. ABRAMS,
Law Office,
116 Bryan street.
A. MINIS, Jb.
Law Office,
6 Drayton street.
CURE FOR PILES.
of Piles is
twiing at after getting wun. ku
Mpleasant sensation is W
> Bved by an applicatien of ~VK Bosank>s
*lle Remedy. Piles in all forms, Itch, Salt
lheum and Ringworm can be permanently
ured by the use of this great remedy. Prios
>0 cents. Manufactured by The Dr. Bosanko
Medicine Co., Pi-;u a, o. Sold by
Osceola Butler and E. J. Kiefler.