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A Gambler and Crook, but “Tliank
Heaven, He Wasn’t a Low-Born Shop
keeper,”
Merchant Traveler.
A noted gambler and crook appeared in
New York disguised as a swell, and made
his way into the best society. He was
right in the swim until one day his littl j
game was detected, and he was shown up in
his true character. O.e of the belles to
whom he had been attentive ran with the
news to another similarly favored.
“Oh, Margaret," she exclaimed, “you
know the elegant Mr. King ? ’
“Os course. What of him ?”
“Why, he isn’t Mr. King; he’s somebody
ehe, and he’s a notorious gambler and—and
—and crook, whatever that is.”
“Is that all ? Thank heaven, he wasn’t
a tradesman. Just think what the gentle
men of the Fox Club woul 1 have thought
if we’d been associating with a low-born
shopkeeper.”
The Kind of an Alarm Clock the Old Wo
man Needed.
Detroit Free Press.
“Have you got what dev ca’h alarm
clocks ! ’’ he was asking of a Woodward av
enue jeweler the other day. ,
“Yes, sir.”
“How does it alarm? ”
“Rings a bell.”
“Am dat all? ”
“isn’t that enough? Few people can
sleep with that bell ringing away like a
burglar alarm.”
“Sorrv, boss, but no sich trifle as dat will
do fur my cabin. I wanted a clock dat would
pull ha’r, yell like an injun, yank de bed
clothes otf an’ frow down de bedstead. When
my ole woman gits ter sleep she ain’t gwine
to let go fur no bell ringin’. Ebea when i
frow ice water ober her she simply changes
ofi from dreamin’ about white bosses an’
goes to dream io’ of b ack cats.”
A Modern Fairy Story.
When, soon after the war, the United
States sent a monitor to convey to the Czar
the resolutions of Congress congratulating
him on his escape from assassination, the
officers of the American vessel were gorge
ously entertained at St. Petersburg. At a
great banquet in the Winter Palace the
enthusiasm ran so high that a fair young
princess tore the diamond necklace from her
throat and threw it down on the table to
ward the officers exclaiming “Aux Ameri
cainsl” The string broke and the diamonds
scattered over the door. The officers picked
them up and pressed them to their lips amid
shouts of “Vive la Russel Vive les femmes
Russes!"
Imitating Au tilt Generosity.
Boston Budget.
Scene - Two little girls playing that they
are grown up peoj 1-:
“You must accept this ring as a present."
“Oh, no, 1 couldn’t think of it.”
“Really you will oblige me if you will
take it; you know it doesn’t become my
complexion.”
“Thanks, and in return I hope you will
receive this pocketbook.”
“I bdieve I must decline ”
‘Please don’t; 1 wasju-tabout to throw it
in the ash barrel.
Longfellow’s Birthday Book
isa beautiful present to give any lady. But
there is a little book published in pamphlet
form, with uo pretensions to literary merit,
that would be as appr priate, and might be
the means of saving a life. It is called K. Y .
Pierce's treaties on diseases of women, t r
whose peculiar troubles the ’-Favorite Pre
scription” is especially designed. It is pro
fusely illustrated with wood cuts and colored
plate , and will be sent to any address for
ten cents in s amps, by the World’s Dispen
sary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
An Ungrateful Administra’ ion.
Admiui-trations are ungriteful. An un
known man in Kenluck;. who ptobably did
not make one vote for ( 1 veiarid, is riven a
lucrative position abroad; wild • the services
of the Chairman of the Democratic State
Committee in Pennsylvania, who succeeded
in keeping the Republican majority in his
State down to 51,000, are entirely ignored
—Norrstown Herald.
ROUGH ON ITCH.’
“Rough on Itch” cures humors, eruptions
ringworms, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feet
hilblains.
His Business Compelled Him.
Pretzel’s Weekly.
“You should not take exceptions to his
remarks, gentleman to an officer with
whom he was talking. “You will find him
a perfect gentleman on acquaintance.”
“That may be,” replied constable;
“but is necessary in my business to take a
man as I find him.”
A standard specific and absolute cure is
found in the great liver and kidney medi
cine, Hunt’s remedy. Beware of imitations.
PILES I PILES 1! PILES 111
Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching
pies. One box has cured the worst cases ol
twenty years’ standing. No need to suffer
live minutes after using Williams’ Indian
Pile Ointment. It absorbs tumors, allays
tickings, acts as poultice, gives instant relief.
Prepared only for piles, itching of the pri
vate parts, nothing else. Hon. J. M. Coffen
bury, of Cleveland, says: “I have used scores
of pile cures, and it affords me pleasure to
way that I have never found anything which
fives such immediate and permanent relief
ts Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment.” Sold
by druggists and mailed on receipt of price,
fl. Sola wholesale and retail by O. Butler,
Savannah, Lippman Bros., wholesale and re
tail druggists.
THE HARNETT HOUSE, SAVANNAH,
Visitors to Savannah, Ga., will find the
Harnett House a comfortable and desirable
Stopping place, where the charges are mod
erate, while the uniform excellence of the
table is a subject of general remark-.-Chi
cago National Hotel Reporter.
Da. J. Bradfield: Dear Ufa— We have for
the past fifteen years handled your Remedies,
both at wholesale and retail, and in no in
stance, so far as our knowledge extends, have
they failed to give satisfaction. We have sold
more of your Regulator than of all the other
Similar remedies combined. We regard Pry
or’s Pile Ointment one of the best; and
Mother’s Friend we know to be true to its dis
tinctive title: “The Mother’s Best Friend.”
Yours truly,
LAMAR, RANKIN & LAMAR,
Wholesale Druggists Atlanta, and Macon, Ga
Treatise on the Health and Happiness of
Woman mailed free.
Bradfield Regulator Co.,
Box 28. Atlanta, Ga,
A CARD.
To all who are suffering from the errors and
indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness,
early decay, loss of manhood, etc., I will
send a receipt that will cure you, free of
Charge, This great remedy was discovered
by missionary in South America. Send a
sslf-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph
T. Inman, Station D, New York City.
Dr. Biggers.
What tree represents a person that will be
in debt? Willow (will owe). You will owe
much to Dr. Biggers’ Huckeiberry Cordial for
curing the child teething or you of cramp,
colic or dysentery. ...
THE SAVANNAH DAILY TIMES: SUNDAY, APRIL 12, 1885.
LADIES I
PROMPT * RELIABLE.
End 'rsed by Phy ciats.
It quickly Induces the
Ilvtr to healthy action,
removing the cause that
Broduce Bilious Headache,
yspepsla, Piles, &c.
By the use of HUNT’S
REMEDY' the Stomach
and Bowels will regain
their strength and, and the
blood will be perfectly pur-
Remedy,
HEmWN
■ ToFAH-?a'
isled.
It cures Fema’e Complaints and by Its use
monthly sickness Is rendered painless.
It is purely meets a want
never before furnished to the public, and the
at most reliance may be placed in it.
RELIABLE WORDS.
“He who lives after nature shall never be
poor.”
A Clergymen.
Rev . Charles Pike, of Waterbury, Conn.,
savs: “I contracted a weakness of the kidneys
which was made worse by drinking water In
the different places where I resided. 1 sut
■ered several”. 1 purchased a bottle of
Hunt’s (Kidney and Liver) Remedy, with
the guarantee that it would help me, and it
afterward did.”
“In an orderly house, all is soon ready.
A Grateful Lady.
“This is to certify that I have used Hunt’s
(Kidney and Liver) Remedy for the kidneys
and other troubles with very satistac ory re
sults, and would recommend the same to
those afflicted as I was. Gratefully, Mrs. D.
F. Peck, Ansonia, Ct.”
“Out of debt out of danger.”
My Wife’s Mother.
Mr. Charles W. Morris, Eagle Office, Pitts
field, Mass., writes: “My wife’s mother had
been in a very precarious condition with
dropsy, or Bright’s disease of the kidneys
Hunt’s (Kidney and Liver) Remedy has
worked a miracle in her.”
Price 81 25 Send for Illustrated Pamphlets
to AUNT S REMEDY CO., Providence, R. I.
Sold by all druggists.
C. N. CRITTENTON, Gen. Agt., New York.
Almost a Miracle!
A REMARKABLE STORY.
A few days ago a gentleman of high standing in
Atlanta met Dr. J. Bradfield on the street, and related
the following, in which all ladies are deeply in
terested:
“For the past eighteen months my wife has been
an invalid, caused from womb trouble, cessation of
mense , etc., and I have tried everything! could hear
of in the way of medicine, and have had several of our
best physicians attending her, to one of whom (calling
him by name) I paid one hundred and sixty-three dol
lars. Instead of improving or getting any relief, she
gradually grew worse, and I had almost given up hope,
and really did not believe she would ever get up from
an invalid’s bed; but a friend of mine who knew of
the case suggested the use of
Bradfield’s Female Regulator,
and although he stated that he knew of a similar case
being cured by it, and endorsed it highly himself, I
was so discouraged I did not believe it would do her
any good; but as a last resort I bought a large bottle of
it. and she began taking it, and from tne very first a
marked change took place. She begun to improve
rapidly, her appetite returned, her whole system was
built up, and to-day she is as well and sound as ever
in her life, and I am under lifelong obligations to you
and your remedy, for it undoubtedly saved her life;”
and he added, “I wish every lady in the world so af
flicted would try it, as I know it cure them.”
We Claim and can Prove Beyond a
Doubt,
by the highest and most undoubted testimony,
That this Remedy will cure all womb troubles.
That this Remedy will cure luchorrhoea or whitea.
That this Remedy will restore the menstrual functions
That this Remedy will stop excessive monthly flow.
That this Remedy will relieve painful menstruation.
That this Remedy will build up the system as a tontc.
That this Remedy will cure all famale disorders.
“CHANGE OF LIFE.”
It taken during this period, so critical, it tan
without a rival.
Send for our Treatise on Woman. Mailed free;
any address.
The Bradfield Regulator Co.,
Atlanta, Ga*
Bradfield’s Regulator and Mother’s
Friend
For Sale by OSCEOLA BUTLER, Corner Bull
and Congress streets.
GULLIBILITY.
The wild phantoms and shrieking cries of a worth
less humbug can make money by imposing upon the
credulity and ignorance of an honest public, and the
supply of this species of work seems more than an
adequate demand.
The enunciation of facts—facts that have stood
crucial tests—facts proven by brain force and tangi
ble evidonce, should satisfy all laudable enterprises;
but the excrable habit of teaching false ideas and
doctrines for self aggrandizement is truly reprehensi
ble, and should be scorned by all classes.
When we tell the public that B. B. 8., the great
Blood Poison Remedy, contains lodide of Potash as
one of its ingredients, and when we, as old members
of the medical profession, say that lodide of Potash is
not a poison, we think it very presumptive for men
outside of the profession to assert that it is a poison.
The facts do not warrant such a conclusion, and if
those who make the assertion that Potash is a poison
do not know better, they are a set of unenviable ig
noramuses.
Asa solid foundation of heavy masonry has been
built for B. B. 8., upon which it is now proudly
perched—the broken arches and fallen columns of
brazen humbugs will soon be in search of fresh
“cock and bull” stories and [more printers’ ink, but
merit cannot be downed. Although B. B. B is only
one year old, yet its effect—its magical and peerless
power over all blood, skin and kidney diseases, has
been indelibly enstamped upon the tablets of the
memory of thousands here at home, who have been
cured after having used hundreds of bottles of other
remedies.
Compared to other remedies, B. B. B. is the radient
sunbeam of midday, flinging its glittering glare to
saddened hearts, while others are pale moonbeams,
pushing along through misty meshes of darkness, in
search of something they can cure.
It cures Blood Diseases and Poisons, Catarrh, Old
Ulcers, Scrofula, Rheumatism, Skin Diseases, Kidney
troubles, etc., and we hold a 32-page book full of evi
dence —Atlanta evidence—that cannot be doubted,
proving all we claim. Our certificates are not phf,n
tasmagorical, nor far-fetched, but are voluntary out
bursts of men and women of Atlanta.
For sale by
OSCEOLA. BUTLER,
Savannah, Ga.
A _ A TOTFUL News for Boys and Girls! 1
_ AtUl’J Young and Old 11 A NEW IN.
VENTION just patented for them,
for Home use !
Fret and Scroll Sawing, Turning,
Boring, Drilling,Grinding, Poinhing,
'MM Screvy Cutting. Price f 5 to <SO.
Send 6 cents for 100 p&gen.
IdWW.V, Ljfftfi, Mnm.
LUMBER AND TIMBKK
I’OK SALE
LARGE LOT OF
Ceiling and Flouring!
Thoroughly dry. Will be sold CHEAP to
make room in yard; has been stuck over
twelve months.
McDonough & co.,
Charlton and East Broad streets.
Lumber ! Lumber !
At Retail and also by the Cargo.
Prices Reduced.!
We have a large stock of seasoned Lumbet
that must be sold to make room for stock
constantly arriving. We have made a GREAT
REDUCTION in Prices and are determined
not to be undersold by any one. Orders soli
cited. Call and get our Prices before purchas
lug.
Dale, "Wells Ar. Co.
Planing Mill, Wheaton and Liberty
Vegetable and Fruit
(HATDS.
We have a full stock in our yard, corner
Liberty and East Broad streets. Will furnish
by car load, direct from mill, when desired.
BACON, JOHNSON & CO.
Swanley White Violet
A PERFECT BEAUTY (NOVELTY.)
Finest Collection of
Geraniums, Roses,
VIOLETS, LILY, TUBEROSE AND GLADI
OLUS BULBS.
Chrysanthemum and Per.nniel Phlox.
Cut flowers and artistic designs toorderat
WAGNER’S NURSERY,
Thunderbolt Road, or GARDNER’S, 30%
Bull street.
PLYMOUTH ROCKS ONLY.
Eggs for Hatching, $2 per 13.
W. F. MOSS,
Care of McDouough{& Co., 116 X Bryan St.
i’i < i NTEirs
ROLLERS!
THOMPSON’S
Stata Rall’i Ctmposition!
The only reliable COMPOSITION made for
the SOUTHERN CLIMATE.
by the Pound or made Into
Kollers at short notice.
A. L>. THOMPSON,
9314 Bay Street Sivnnah, Ga
Beans ! Beans Beans !
Impwood White Spine Cucumber
SEED,
TOMATO, EGG PLANT, CORN,
Alfulfa, Mixed Lawn and Bermuda
Grass Seeds.
JERUSALEM ; ARTICHOKES,
Onion Sets, Onion Set
A few of those Peas still on had. A lu 1
llneof Garden Seeds, offering by
J. Gardner, .Agrent,
BULL (STREET.
B. THANA.SOW,
CONFECriONER
162 BROUGHTON STREET.
Dealer In Fruits, Candies, etc., of all kinds.
A large lot of large and small Bird Cages and
fine Singing Canary Birds. Very low.
WINES AND SPIRITS!
Association Vinicole of Bordeaux, France.
L. CHARRIER, Agent,
108 Bay Street, Savannah, Ga.
SCHWEPPE’S TABLE WATERS.
Soda Water, 1 Quinine Tonic Water,
Potass Water, I Lithia Water,
Lemonade. ; Ginger Ale,
Seltzer Water, I Ginger Ale (dry) Pints.
L. CHAKRIER, Agent.
Depot for Waters at Osceola Butler’s.
SEE, SEE.
THE BED GROCERY,
22 and 22 1-2 Barnard Street
2D POUNDS sn m |l.
THE Kill) OROCERY,
In Rear of Solomon & Co.’s Drug Store.
$500.00 ]REWARD!
We have found the key that opens the way to save money. Only read this and you will be
able to solve the problem.
JA.C O E COHEJV>
llroughton Street.
Will sell his entire stock of
Dry and Fancy Goods
at less than any advertising dodge, “just, sold the last.”
5,000 yards of Brown and Bleached Shirting 4-1 at 4,6% and Sc.
5,000 yards of Figured Lawns at 4,5,6 and Bc.
1.000 pieces White Lawns from Bc. to 40c.
I,o'<o pieces Embroidery from 5c to #1.50, worth double the money.
100 pieces Black Silk from2oc. to #2 yer yard.
50 pieces Colored Silk worth #1.50, reduced to 60c.
Our Stock of Corsets, Paragols, Hosiery, Jerseys, Towels, Damask*, Ribbons,
Neckwear at Half Price. Dress Goods in all the Latest
Shades from sc. and Upward.
We make a specialty in
INFANTS’ AND CHILDRENS’ DRESSES
and
LADIES’ UNDERWEAR.
We have bought 100 pieces Cassimeres forboy’s and men’s wear and selling it at 50c., worth
SI and 51.05 We have a complete stock of MILLINERY GOODS. HATS from sc. and up
wards. We will add every week something new to our stock that will pay one and all that
win call at
jacob coheiv’s
152 Broughton Street.
S. KROUSE OFF’S
Millinery House.
I AM now located in the spacious store, Broughton street, next to David Weisbeln, where I
have the necessary room to show my very large and choice stock of Spring and Summer
Millinery. My specialty will be novelties in very tine Straws, Milan, English and Novelty
Braid Hats for Ladies desiring shapes and qualities of which there are no copies in the city.
This coming season will doubtless be a flower season, and I have secured designs and quali
ties directly imported and not to be found elsewhere. Certainly we are also prepared with a
large line of Tips, Plumes, &c.
In Children’s School Hats, special attention has been given to that department, and it is
now the most complete in this city. I shall inaugurate a scale of prices much below my
heretofore popular prices.
SPECIAL BARGAIN—FuII lines of Satin Ribbons, all colors, N 0.5,.5, sc; No. 9,7 c; No. 12,
9c. Also an all-silk, very fine quality Satin Ribbons, in all co'ors, at These prices are
about one-half the usual prices, and will not be sold by the piece.
e. ,
1551 Broughton street.
WEDDING”” PRESENTS!
AT
A. J. MILLER & Go’s
Furniture and Carpet Emporium,
AN ELEGANT LINE OF MAHOGANY, CHERRY AND WALNUTSUITES, MIRROR-DOOR
WARDROBES, CHIFFONIER S BOUDOIR LOUNGES, CHAIRS, ETC.
KEFRIGERATOKS IIN NEW DESIGNS,
Combining Beauty ami Usefulness.
Ice Boxes, Grocers’ Cliesls, etc.,
Rattan Lounges and Chairs, Lawn Settees,
BABY CARRIAGES,
FRESH MATTINGS, LINOLEI M,
(WHICH WE GUARANTEE TO BE THE BEST FLOOR CLOTH MADE.)
COCOA MATTINGS.
AB of which we are offering at hard pan prices.
A. J. MIEEER Ac CO-
Bellevne Hotel and Summer Garden
ON THE
SALTS OE MONTGOMERY.
JK?” IS NOW OPEN FOR THE RECEPTION OF GUESTS
FIRST CLASS SUMMER RESORT
For Pleasure-Seekers. Special trains run dally. Amusements of all kinds, Dancing etc
Special inducements offered to Picnic Parties.
JACOB LUTZ, Proprietor.
MONTGOMERY, GA.
ORANGES, ETC.
MS! MfllM® I
Bananas and Cocoanuts
ARRIVING TO-DAY and IN STORE
1,000 Bunches Yellow Bananas.
I, Fresh Cocoanuts.
500 Bbls. Potatoes.
100 Bbls. Apples.
25 Boxes Persian Dates.
25 Boxes Fard Dates.
25 Frails Arabian Dates.
500 Boxes Raisins, all style packages.
300 Sacks Peanuts.
100 “ Almonds and Other Nuts-
50 Boxes Macaroni.
50 Boxes French Prunes.
5 Cases Fresh Figs.
OIDEIR.
A large and complete stock of Mott’s Pure,3
Cider in all style packages.
VEGETABLES AND ORANGES.
I am receiving dally from Florida all kinds
of early Vegetables, also Oranges. Your
orders are solicited.
J. 13. REEDY,
BAY AND WHITAKER STREETS
JUST “RECEIVED!
200 BARRELS CHOICE
POTATOES!
EARLY ROSE, PEERLESS,
HEBRON, BURBANKS,
For Eating, Planting or Selling.
A. I* IP L E S !
BALDWINS, PERMAINS, SPYS.
150 barrels FINE STOCK just in and FOB
SALE LOW.
OKTioixre,
RED AND YELLOW.
Hutter. Cheese,
Fresh, direct from the Factory, on which I
an give INSIDE PRICES.
Cocoanuts, Peanuts
OK AJXGES!
The celebrated Indian River Orange BEND
and CRESCENT CITY, noted for their fine
flavor.
JE. E. dieatliam,
101 Bay Street.
Telephone No 273.
ARCADE HESTAURAHT
OYSTER & CHOP HOUSE.
T. 11. JEnriglit,Propr,
Cor. Broughton and Drayton Sts.
Open for the Season. Eenovated and Im
proved, and the MOST ATTRACTIVE RES
TAURANT in the South.
NEW YORK OYSTERS and
THE FINEST NORTHERN MEATS!
DELI OUS CHOPS, Etc.
COOKING UNEXCELLED!
Served In the Best Style
and at Reasonable Prices.-©*
-O-Superb Cuisine, Attentive Walters and
the Best in the Market.*©*
L Siiitily IM:: Kaw
IS THE
RESTAURANT!
—KEPT BY
Mmrs. FHEI2 Si HICKS,
Nos. 11 and 13 Market Basement.
SUCCESSORS TO
W. 13. E e r r e 11.
The FINEST MEAL in the city can be
served at the shortest notice.
The choicest MEATS, GAME, FISH, etc.
Torsion’s fa Polish
THE BEST IN THE WORLD
FOR CLEANING
Gold and Silverware. Tin, Cop
per, Brass.
MIRRORS 1 WINDOWS
FOlt SALE
AT
Crockery House
JAMES X SILVA,
140 Broughton Street.
free, Call and get one.