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Every Person Should Consider In The First Pface The ability to save is one of the very first rules in the game of success. In The Second Place Did you ever meet a successful man who at some time did not owe his success to his co operation with some Hank? Our success depends on your success. Think it over and start an account with Pearson Banking Company A. R. Harrelson HORSESHOEING A BLACKSMITH ALL WORK I SPECIALTY AND GUARANTEED * WHEELRIGHT * SHOP STAYS OPEN THE YEAR ROUND PEARSON TRIBUNE PUBLISHED WEEKLY B. T. ALLEN, Editor SUBSCRIPTION: SI.OO a Year 50c Six Months o If you receive a sample copy, it is an invitation for you t subscribe. You will find The Tribune a newspaper worthy of your patronage. ADVERTISING RATES: 15c for single column inch each insertion. Reading no tices. in regular type, or per I in*'. In black type 8c a line. JOB PRINTING Every description of printing done at lowest prices in keeping with the high prices of material used. Excursion Fares VIA. G. S. & F. Ry. Account of the following Special Occasions. G. S. &. F. Ry. w ill sell teduced round trip fares from coupon station. Black Moutain and Ridgcrest, N. C: Numerous Special occasions, during May, June, July and August. Dates of sale and limits upon application. The above excursion fares are open to the public. Excursion fares also on sale to Mountain and Seashore resorts. For complete information as to fares and schedules call on any ticket agent, (!. S’. & F. Ry., or address J. W. JAMISON, T.P.A. or C. B. RHODES, G.P.A. MACON, GEORCIA The Macon Daily Telegraph Pays for Itself and Saves You Money Besides Read Its Ads every day and you will save money on your purchases. Read Its News Columns and you will keep pasted as to wliat the world is doing- and will thus be able to exercise better judgement in pour business affairs. Send $7.00 for Daily and Sunday or $5.00 for Daily only. You may be losing money because you are not informed It is economy to subscribe to THE TELEGRAPH, macon, Georgia PEARSON TRIBUNE, AUGUST 17, 1917 SANDWICH COLUMN. A Perfect Lady. —A philan thropic New York woman was en tertaining, in the spacious grounds of her suburban residence, a large number of East-Side children. On her rounds of hospitality she was impressed with one strikingly beautiful little girl. She could not have been more than nine For the stomach and bowel disorders of babies mcgee'h baby elixir is a remedy of genuine merit. It acts quickly, whole some and pleasant to take. Price 25c and 50c per bottle. Sold by Morris Drug Co. Needless Torture. —< tenoral Sherman once stopt at a count ry home where a tin basin and roller towel sufficed for the family's ablutions. For two mornings the small boy of the household watch ed in silence the visitors toilet. When on the third day the tooth brush, nail file, whisk broom, etc., had been duly used, he asked: “Say, mister, air yon always that much trouble to you'se’f?"— Christian Register. If your child is pale and sickly, picks at the nose, starts in the sleep and grinds the teeth while sleeping, it is a sure sign of worms. A remedy for these parasites will be found in w hite’s cream vermi EUOK. P not only clears out the worms, but it restores health and cheerfulness. I ’rice 25c per holt h-. Sold by Morris Drug Co. Deceived.--Little Willie was left alone with sister’s beau. “Mr. Chumpley,” he presently said, “what is a popinjay?” Sisters beau wrinkled his fore head. Wh why, a popinjoy is a a vain bird.” “Are you a bird, M r. < 'hmnpley?" "('ertainly not.” “That’s funny. Ma said you was a popinjay, and pa said there was no doubt about your bein’ a jay, an’ sister said there was small hopes of your poppin’; an’ now you say you aint a bird at all. That’s funny.". —Cleveland Plain Dealer. If you sit in a cool draft when you are heated and get a stiff neck or lame hack, you w ill be looking for something that will ease the pain Fix your mind on Ilvllakd’s SNOW LINIMENT aud don’t be talk ed out of it because it is the best pain relieving liniment you can get anywhere. Price 25c, 50c and SI.OO per bottle. Sold by Morris Drug Co. < pALii-tEn.— --A < term an citizen, who had won a prize in a lottery in the form of a ticket entitling him to a free ride on a Zeppelin, was prevented by the sudden de claration of war last year from taking his ride. Ite took im mediate advantage of the crisis, however, to apph for a removal from the Second Landaturin, to which he was normally assigned, to the air-ship-corps. "Have you." asked the recruit ingofficer, "any special equipment for service in this department!” The volunteerer solemnly hand ed over his lottery ticket. "If you please,” said he. "1 am the possessor of this free pass to the air." —New York Evening Post. Negro ts Passf.k. —There was a group of negroes waiting in the auditorium to be examined, when a big burly fellow came out of the room showing a set of teeth that would be the envy of any white man. "Did yer pass?" he asked. Pass! Cose er pass! How come yer think er won’t pass?" "NY hat! NY id dem flat foots! Dunno wot yer talkin bout, nig ger!" "N\ ot flat foots gutter do wid bein’ er sojer?" "Cotter heap ter do wid hit. Er nigger wot got flat foots kaint be er sojer kaise he kaint run!" "Kaint run! You jess wait tell dem J umnums git at ter me and hr show yer ef er kin run. Pass! Er bet er pass evvything on de road! Er is er regler passer fum I Passerville!" —Macon Telegraph. Try It Again.—The London police-sergeant raised his eyes from the blotter as two policemen pro pelled the resisting victim before him. “A German spy, sir!” gasped the first bobby. “I’m an American, and can prove it,” denied the victim. “That’s what he says, but here’s the evidence,” interrupted the second bobby, triumphantly pro ducing a bulky hotelregister from beneath his ann, and, pointing to an entry. “V. Gates,” written in a flowing hand, was the record that met the astonished sergeant's gaze. —Every; body's. When you yaw n a good deal in the flay time, feel dull, aehey and want to stretch frequently, it is an unmistakable symptom of malaria, and unless you do some thing at once you are booked for a spell of chills. Herbine isachill medicine that will prevent or cure the disease. It drives out the im purities on which the malarial germ thrives, strengthens the liver and cleanses the bowels. Price 50c. Hold by Morris Drug Co. years old, but her coal-black eyes Hashed with intelligence. The hostess introduced herself and be gan a conversation. “Does wliat you see here to-day please you?" she asked. The child eyed her host in silence. “Talk away," said the lady. "lion't be afraid.” “Tell me," then said the child, "how many children have you got!" Astonished at the question, the lady hesitated for a moment, and then entered into the fun of the situation. “Ten,” she replied. "Dear me,” answered the child, "that is a very large family. I hope you are careful and look after them. Do you keep them all clean?" "Well I do my best.” “And is your husband at work!” "My husband does not do any kind of work, lie never has.” “That is very dreadful," replied the little girl earnestly, "but 1 hope you keep out of debt." The game had gone too far for Lady Bountiful's enjoyment of it. “N on are a very rude and imper tinent child,” she burst out, “to speak like that, aud to me.” I in* child became aindogetie. "I'm sure 1 didn't mean to be, ma’am,” she explained. "But mother told me before I came that 1 was to be sure to speak to you like a lady, and when any ladies call on us. they always ask us those questions."—New York Evening Post. Man Smiles! l TF, has found a real Non-Skid * tire one of the few tires gilt t with tread so constructed that r -gT.. ftp!': i : it actually protects against dan 'j - Mjggftf , gers of wet pavements and muddy roads. And the price ' - air and right. Ikil!y PEARSON HARDWARE STORE ***** sPmm&Sr' v r~ ■ — 1 ■" ■ Patterson’s Pharmacy Carry Complete Line Druggists’ Sundries Such as Velvetina Toilet Articles, Large Assortment of Toilet Soaps, Variety Dental Creams Attention of Housewives is called to our stock of Red Indian Fruit Jar Rubbers. Handsome Line of Jewelry. Call and see it. Standard Proprietary Medicines. Our Fountain Drinks are Unexcelled. When in town, come to see us EXCURSION FARES VIA. G. S. & F. Ry. To Atlantic Beach, Pablo Beach, Jacksonville and White Springs, Fla. Tickets at following round trip Excursion Fares; can be purchased from Tifton, Ga., via. G. S. & F. Ry. SEASON TICKETS Sold Daily Atlantic Beach ............$7.30 I ’atdo Beach $7.25 NN'hite Springs $4 75 NVEEK-END TICKETS: Sold for Saturday trains and train No. 3, Sunday's limited Tuesday following date of sale. Atlantic Beach or Pablo Beach $4.(10 NN’hite Springs $3.30 FIFTEEN-DAY TICKETS: Sold daily, limited 15-days from date of sale. NN'hite Springs $3.80 SUNDAY-ONLY TICKETS: Sold for G. S. & F. Ry. train No. 3, each Sunday morning, limited to return on train No. 4. date of sale. ,1 aoksonville $3.00 White Springs $1.50 For full details as to schedules etc., call on NV. E. Dodge, ticket agent, Tifton, Ga., or address J. W. JAMISON, T.P. A. or C. B. RHOEESG. P. A. MACON, GEORGIA