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Every Person Should Consider In The First Pf 'ce The ability to save is one of the very first rules in the game of success. In The Second Place Did you ever meet a successful man who at some time did not owe his success to his co-operation with some flank? Our success depends on your success. Think it over and start an account with Pearson Banking Company A..R. Harrelson HORSESHOEING * BLACKSMITH SPECIALTY GUARANTEED 1 ■ AND * WHEELRIGHT * SHOP STAYS OPEN THE YEAR ROUND PEARSON TRIBUNE PUBLISHED WEEKLY B. T. ALLEN, Editor SUBSCRIPTION: SI.OO a Year 50c Six Months If you receive a sample copy, it is an invitation for you t' subscribe. Yon will find The Tribune a newspaper worthy of your patronage. ADVERTISING RATES: 15c for single column inch each insertion. Heading no tices, in regular type, 5c per line. In black type He a line. JOB PRINTING Every description of printing done at lowest prices in keeping with the high prices of material used. Excursion Fares VIA. G. S. & F. Ry. Account of the following Hjieeinl Occasions. <;,s. y. F. Ry. will sell teduced round trip fares from coupon stat ion. Black Moutain and Ridgcrest, N. C: Numerous Special occasions, during May, dune, July and \ugust. Dates of sale and limits upon application. The above excursion fares are open to the public. Excursion fares also on sale to Mountain and Seashore resorts. For complete-information as to fart's and schedules call on any ticket agent, (i. S. \ F. Ry., or address J. W. JAMISON, T.P.A.orC. B. RHODES, G.P.A. MACON, GEORCIA The Macon Daily Telegraph Pays for Itself and Saves You Money Besides Read Its Ads every day and you wilt save money on your purchases. Read Its News Columns and you will keep posted as to what the world is doing and will thus be able to exercise better judgement in pour business affairs. Send $7.00 for Daily and Sunday or $5.00 for Daily only. You may be losing money because you are not informed It is economy to subscribe to THE TELEGRAPH, macon, Georgia PEARSON TRIBUNE, AUGUST 24, 1917 SANDWICH COLUMN. No Relief. —’’They say that golf has been found to be a won derful cure for insanity.” ‘'Realty? But what do they use to cure the golf?”—New York World. For the stomach and bowel disorders of babies mc&ee’k bahv elixik is a remedy of genuine merit. It acts quickly, whole some and pleasant to take. Price 25c and 50c per bottle. Sold by Morris Drag Co. Weeded Reiss. — ‘Td rather play golf than eat.” “But what does your wife say to that?” “< >h, she doesn’t care. She’d rather play bridge than cook.” — Detroit Free Press. TIIE ( ; EX (IN E A KTICLE. —“Fat h er,” said a small boy, “what is a demagog?” “A demagog, my son, is a man who can rock the boat himself and persuade everybody that there’s a terrible storm at sea.” —Woman’s Journal. If your child is pale and sickly, picks at the nose, starts in the sleep and grinds tln* teeth while sleeping, it is a sure sign of worms. A remedy for these parasites will be found iii white’s cream Ver.mi iege. It not only clears out the worms, but it restores health and cheerfulness. Price 25c per bottle. Sold by Morris Drug <'o. <)■ F. I). —“Willie,” said the teacher, “give me three proofs that the world is actually round.” “Ycs’m,” said Willie, cheerfully; “the book says so, you say so, and ma says so.” —Ladies Home Jour nal. ' Magnanimous.— < >m- day little Flora was taken to have 4 an aching tooth removed. That night while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: “And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists.” —Every- body's. If you sit in a cool draft when you arc heated and get a stiff neck or lame back, you will be looking for something that will ease the pain Fix your mind on Ballard’s snow liniment aud don't be talk ed out of it because it is the best pain relieving liniment you can get anywhere. Price 25c, 50c and si .00 per bottle. Sold by Morris I >rug ( o. “Fifty-Fifty.”—“l think Will iam, I’ll ask those new people next door to take dinner with us to night.” “What for?” “Well the butcher, by mistake, left their meat order here and it seems only fair.” —Life. Not the Same. —The Washing ton Star credits the late Mayor Caynor with this criticism of a novelist who began with promise and became a "best seller”: "How did he start in to write?” "With a wealth of thought." "And how has he kept on?" "With a thought of wealth." Never Do This. —"India my boy," said the Englisman to a friend on his arrival at Calcutta, “is just the finest climate under the sun, but a lot of young fellows come out here, and they drink and they eat. and they drink and they die. and then write home to their friends a pack o' lies and say it’s the climate that has killed them.” —Sacred Heart Review. When you yawn a good deal in the daytime, feel dull, achey and want to stretch frequently, it is an unmistakable symptom of malaria, and unless you do some thing at once you are booked for a spell of chilis. Herbixe is a chill medicine that will prevent or cure the disease. It drives out the im purities on which the malarial germ thrives, strengthens the liver and cleanses the bowels. Price 50c. Sold by Morris Drug Co. Choral Repartee.—Once in a while the choirs do get back at the minister, as. for example, in a Con neticut church the other Sunday morning. Tit e minister announced just after the choir had sung it’s anthem, as his text, “Now when the uproar had ceased.” But the singers bided their time patiently, and when the sermon was over, rose and rendered in most melo dious fashion another anthem be ginning, “Now it is high time to aw ake after sleep.”—Congregation aiist. , Surgeons agree that in cases of Cuts, Burns, Bruises and Wounds, the FIRST TREATMENT is most im portant. When an efficient an tiseptic is applied promptly, there is no danger of infection and the wound begins to heal at once. For use on man or beast, BOROZ- O.XK is the IDEAL antiseptic and healing agent. Buy it now and be ready for an emergency. Price 25c, 50c, £ 1.00 and $1.50. Sold by Morris Drug Co. Veracity.—A farmer in the count ry last autumn gave a job to a seedy looking individual who had applied to him, and who assured him that he never got tired. When the employer went to the field where he had put the tramp to work, he found the latter lolling on his back under a tree. "What does this mean?” asked the employer. "I thought you were a man who never got tired?” “J dou’t,” calmnly responded the tramp. “This doesn’t tire me." —-Sacred Heart Review. Obedient Willie. —The teach er wanted some plums in order to give an object lesson during school hours, and calling one of the small boys she gave him ten cents and dispatched him to the fruit stand dow n on the corner. “Before you buy the plums, Willie,” she cautioned, “you had better pinch one or two to make sure they art' ripe.” Little Willie flitted away. Soon he came back and smilingly put the bag on the teacher’s desk. "Oh, thank you willie,” said the teacher, taking up the bag. "Did you pincli one or two as I told you to do?” Did 1 ?" was t lit' gleeful response. “1 pinched the whole bagful, •and hcres your ten cents.” —Ladies’ Home Journal. Think Haalth. It Is not u fear of Illness or of death that we should encourage, but a love of health, a sense of responsibility for the tare of our bodies, a desire for bodily endurance and etftelhncy and full achievement. If the mind Is fixed on these Ideals ami the already known means of ap proaching them nre uttlteed the need less miseries that embitter the lives of so many may be left to take cafe of themselves. It is not so much necessary to fight disease as to cultivate health for the happiness, contentment and moral gain that it firings. First Use of “Magazine.” “Magazine," properly a storehouse (Arabian), lias been annexed by litera ture, but it is interesting to recall the birth of its now common literary use— In that venerable periodical, the Gen tleman's Magazine. In the Introduc tion to its number (1731) w-e read, "This consideration has induced several gen tlemen to treasure up, as in a maga zine, the most remarkable pieces on the subjects above mentioned.”—Lon don Times. • . Her First Journey. Margaret, five years old, was travel ing for the first time. She sat as if entranced by the view from the car window. Her father, noticing the iag>t expres sion on her face as the train sped along, suid: "What do you think of it, Margaret?" She replied: “Oh, father, it is just like a picture book, only you don’t have to turn the pages."—Chicago News. Dehydrating. Dehydrating is simply what was for merly known as drying fruits and veg etables. The old method of paring and slicing apples, stringing the slices and hanging them up to dry, although called drying, was really dehydrating. —New York Sun. Took It to Haraelf. “She's a vain girl. There is no mir ror handy, so now she is looking at the barometer.” “How will the barometer cater to her vanity?’ “It says, ’Fair.’ ’’—Louisville Cqurier- JoumaL History Reposts itself. “Can’t say that the world Is getting 8 bit smarter," asserted grandpa. “My grandson asks me the same silly ques tions that his father asked at his age." But He Did. Teacher—Bobby, give an example of the double negative. Bobby—l don't know none. Patterson’s Pharmacy Carry Complete Line Druggists’ Sundries Such as Velvetina Toilet Articles, Large Assortment of Toilet Soaps, Variety Dental Creams Attention of Housewives is called to our stock of Red Indian Fruit Jar Rubbers. Handsome Line of Jewelry. Call and see it. Standard Proprietary Medicines. Our Fountain Drinks are Unexcelled. When in town, come to see us EXCURSION FARES VIA. G. S. & F. Ry. To Atlantic Beach, Pablo Beach, Jacksonville and White Springs, Fla. Tickets at following round t rip Excursion Fares; cun be purchased from Tifton, (la., via. (!. S. & F. Ry. SEASON TICKETS Sold Rail} Atlantic Beach ~.....,.., $7.30 I’ablo Beach , ...,,.$7,25 White Springs $4 75 \\ FF K ENI) TICK FTS: Sold for Saturday trains and train No. 3, Sunday’s limited Tuesday following date of sale. Atlantic Beach or Rablo Beach $4.60 White Springs $3.30 FIF I’FKN RA\ TICKETS: Sold daily, limited 15-days from date of sale. White Springs $3.80 SUNDAY ONLY TICKETS: Sold for <L S. & F. Ry. tram No. 3. each Sunday morning, limited to return on train No. 4. date of sale. Jacksonville $3.00 White Springs $1.50 For full details as to schedules etc., call on W. F. Dodge, ticket agent, Tifton. (la., or address J. W. JAMISON, T.P. A. or C. B. RHOEESG. P. A. MACON, GEORGIA Non-Skid Tires give you the mileage and the value you should have. THE thousands and thousands of Fisk Users know there isn’t any greater dollar-for-dollar tire value. Join the big family of happy Fisk buyers—learn for your self that “When you pay more than Fisk prices you pay for something that does not exist. “ L. Fisk Tires For Sale By PEARSON HARDWARE STORE