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PEARSON TRIBUNE PUBLISHED WEEKLY B. T. ALLEN, Editor SUBSCRIPTION: SI.OO a Year 50c Six Months If you receive a sample copy, it is an invitation for you t * subscribe. You will find The Tribune a newspaper worthy of your patronage. ADVERTISIN RATES: 15c for single column inch each insertion. Reading no tices, in regular type, 5c per line. In black type 8c a line. JOB PRINTING Every description of printing done at lowest prices in keeping with the high prices of material used. Special Excursions TO Augusta, 6a., Sept. 20th, 1917 From all points on the Georgia & Flori" da Railway. Round trip fare from WiliacQOchee, Georgia, $2.50 Tickets on sale September 20th only. Good returning on all regular trains up to and including September 25th, 1917. For additional information write either of the undersigned. L. J. PARKS, T. E. HARRIS, Trav, Pass. Agt. Gen. Pass. Agt. AUGUSTA, GEORGIA Excursion Fares VIA. G. S. & . Ry. Account of the following Special Occasions. (}. S. &. F. lly. will sell tedueed round trip fares from coupon station. Black Moutain and Ridgcrest, N. C: Numerous Special occasions, during May, June, July and August. Hales of sale and limits upon application. i he above excursion fares are open to the public. Excursion fares also on sale to Mountain and Seashore resorts. For complete information as to fares and schedules call on any ticket agent, tl. S.& F. Ry., or address J. W. JAMISON, T.P.A. or C. B. RHODES, G.P.A. MACON, GEORGIA The Macon Daily Telegraph Pays for Itself and Saves You Money Besides Read Its Ads every day and you will save money on your purchases. Read Its News Columns aud you will keep |x>sted as to what the world is doing and will thus be able to exercise better judgement in pour business affairs. Send $7.00 for Daily and Sunday or $5.00 for Daily only. You maybe losing money because you are not informed It is economy to subscribe to THE TELEGRAPH, macon, Georgia PEARSON TRIBUNE, SEPTEMBER 14,1917 SANDWICH COLUMN. Sew it Seems. —“When does a man become a seamstress?” “When he hems and haws.” “No.” “When he threads his way?” “No.” “When he rips and tears?" “No.” “(Jive it up.” “Never if he can help it.” — Christian Register Take Herbine for all distur bances in the bowels. It purifies the bowel channels, promotes reg ular movements and makes you feel bright, vigorous and cheerful. Price 50c. Sold by Morris Drug Co. A Close Shot. —It was during a golf-game in Scotland. The first player who drove off was very bow legged. The second pbiyer, un mindful that his opponent, was di rectly in front of him, struck the ball and it whizzed between his op ponent’s legs. “Hoot, mon,” said the bow-legged one in anger, “that’s nae golf!" “Aweel,” said his opponent com placently, “ef 't is nae golf ’tisgude croquet.”—Ladies’ Home Journal. When the bowels feel uncom fortable and you miss the exhilar ating feeling that always follows a copious morning operation, a dose of Ilerbine will set you right in a couple of hours. If taken at, bed time you get its benefieal effect after breakfast next day. Price 50e. Sold by Morris Drug Co. Improvement on Nature. —At the - rphan asylum the childless Mrs. Hathaway, who had seleetecK an infant for adoption, suddenly showed trepidation. "Will I have to keep the baby, if it doesn’t suit my husband?" she asked hesitatingly, “Of course you won’t have to keep it.” responded the accommo dating matron. “You can bring the kid back and exchange it at any time. We’re not arbitrary, like the stork.” —Judge. Swellings of the flesh caused by inflammation, cold, fractures of the bone, toothache, neuralgia or rheu matisin can be relieved by apply ing Ballard’s Snow Liniment. It should be well rubed in over the part affected. Its great healing and penetrating (lowercases the pain, repuees swelling and restores natural conditions. Price 25c, 50c and SI.OO per bottle. Sold by Morris Drug Co. Bad Bite. —“Well, I see the Germans have taken Lodz.” “I'll bite. Loads of what?” — Buffalo Express. Surgeons agree that in eases of Cuts. Burns, Bruises and Wounds, the first treatment Is most im port ant. When an efficient anti septic is applied promptly, there is no danger of infection and the wound begins to heal at once. For use on man or beast, Borozone is the ideal antiseptic and haling agent. Buy it now and be ready for an emergency. Price 25c. 50c. T 1.00 and $1.50. Sold by Morris Drug (’«. Doing Them Good.— “ Doing well?” “Yep. Got a business men's at lilet ie class. Tuition, live dollars a year.” "Well, those rates are attractive, but two low’ to pay you.” “You don’t get the idea. They all drop out in about two weeks. Then 1 start another class.” —Judge. Yellow complexion, pimples and disfiguring blemishes ou the face or body can be gotten rid of by dostoring the liver, which is torpid. Herbine is a powerful liver eor reetant. It purifies the system, stimulates the vital organs and puts the body in fine vigorous condition. Price 50c. Sold by Morris Drug Co. Efficiency. —"l find,” confest skimpy little Mr. Meek, "that I do the housework easier and quicker when my wife is not at home to help me.” —Judge. Looked the Part. —The Governor’s wife was telling Bridget about her husband. “My husband, Bridget,” she said, proudly, “is the head of the State militia.” "Oi fought as much, ma’am,” said Bridget, cheerfully. “Ain’t he got tli’ foine malicidus look?” — Southern Woman's Magazine. FEED OUT YOTJR HOGS SIX v ' WEEKS EARLIER. In every lot of hogs on feed two or three weeks quickly and ac tually eat less than others. If all would fatten like these, the entire drove would be ready for the market six weeks earlier and to save six weeks feed is an item that you fully understand. The hog that fattens easily must be in prime physical condition. The B. A. Thomas’ Hog Powder is a conditioner for hogs. It keeps their system clean and healthy andjenables them to fatten quick ly without falling a prey to the usual diseases of hogs. The B. A. Thomas’ Hog Powder is not stock food. It’s straight medi cine and we took the agency be cause it enables you to feed out your hogs much earlier. For sale by Pearson Hardware Store. Dropt a Remark. —“I had a dreadful fall last night.” "Tell me of it, Egbert.” “My wife was talking; I hung on every word, and then, and then —” “Yes, yes, and then?” “Her voice broke!” —Harvard Lampoon. In London. —“Waiter! Vienna steak, please!” “ ’Ush, sir; we calls ’em Petro grad patties now, sir!” —Bystander. Detected. —“My dear, did you make this pudding out of the cook ery book?” “Yes, love.” “Well, 1 thought I tasted one of the covers.” —Sacred Heart Review. Dangerous,-—"Sssh—this is a gossipy place!” “Sssh—why?” Sssh even the rooms com municate with one another!” — Harvard Lampoon. Think Health. It Is not n fear of illness or of death that wo should encourage, Imt a love of health, a sense of responsibility for the care of our bodies, a desire for bodily endurance and efficiency aud full achievement. If the mind Is fixed on these Ideals and the already known means of ap proaching them are utilized the need less miseries that embitter the lives of so many may be left to take care of themselves. It Is not so much necessary to fight disease as to cultivate health for the happiness, contentment and moral gala that it brings. First Use of “Magazine.” “Magazine,” properly a storehouse (Arabian), bus been unnexed by litera ture, but it is interesting to recall the birth of its now common literary use— In thnt venerable periodical, the Gen tleman’s Magazine. In the introduc tion to its number (1731) we read, “This consideration has induced several gen tlemen to treasure up, as In a maga zine, the most remarkable pieces on the subjects above mentioned.”—Lon don Times. Her First Journey. Margaret, five years old, was travel ing for the first time. She sat as If entranced by the view from the car window. Her father, noticing the rapt expres sion on her face as the train si>ed along, said: “What do you think of It, Margaret?” She replied: "Oh, father. It is Just like a picture book, only you don’t have to turn the pages.”—Chicago News. Dehydrating. Dehydrating Is simply what was for merly known as drying fruits and veg etables. The old method of paring and slicing apples, stringing the stfees and hanging them up to dry, although called drying, was really dehydrating. —New York Sun. Took It to Heraelf. "She’s a vain glrL There la no mir ror handy, so now she Is lacking at the barometer.” "How will the barometer cater to her vanity?” "It says, ’Fair.’ ’’—Louisville Courier- Journal. History Repeats Itself. “Can’t say that the world ts getting a bit smarter," asserted grandpa. "My grandson asks me the same silly ques tions that his father asked at his age.” But He Did. Teacher—Bobby, give an example of the double negative. Bobby—l donY know none. Glass Gardens. A few square feet of sunny ground and a hotbed or cold frame, large or smnll, will produce vegetables and flowers weeks ahead of those who gar den without glass. A little glass adds a wonderful amount of Interest to the garden and prolongs the season for many weeks in the spring and In the autumn. A good frame with sash will last for years, and this Is to be con sidered in buying good material at the outset. ATTENTION PUBLIC! 1 have just received a full line of Fall Goods, at which I bought be fore the prices advanced. I am going to give my customers the benefit of the Bargains. Call around and let us show you our stock before you buy. PEARSON BARGAIN HOUSE I. PASSON, Prop. PEARSON, - - - GEORGIA Every Person Should Consider In The First Pface The ability to save is one of the very first rules in the game of sueeess. In The Second Place Did you ever meet a successful man who at some time did not owe his success to his co-operation with some Bank? Our success depends on your success. Think it over and start an account with Pe arson Banking Company Patterson’s Pharmacy Carry Complete Line Druggists’ Sundries Such as Velvetina Toilet Articles, Large Assortment of Toilet Soaps, Variety Dental Creams Attention of Housewives is called to our stock of Red Indian Fruit Jar Rubbers. Handsome Line of Jewelry. Call and see it. Standard Proprietary Medicines. Our Fountain Drinks are Unexcelled. When in town, come to see us EXCURSION FARES VIA. G. S. & F. Ry. - —To 1 Atlantic Beach, Pablo Beach, Jacksonville and White Springs, Fla. Tickets at following round trip Excursion Fares; can be puret ased from Tifton, Ga.. via. G. -S. & F. Ry. SEASON TICKETS Sold Daily Atlantic E each $7.30 Pablo Beac h $7,25 White Springs $4-75 b EEK EN I) TICKETS: Sold for Saturday trains and train No. 3 , Sunday’s limited Tuesday following date of sale. Atlantic R >aeh or Tablo Beach s4.(>o White Spr ngs $3.30 FIFTEEN' -DAY TICKETS: Sold daily, limited 15-days from date of sale. White Spr i ug s $3.80 SUNDAY- ONLY TICKETS: Sold for (J. S. & F. Ry. train No. "3, each Sunday morning, limited to return on train Nix. 4, date of sale. JacksenrL 'le $3.00 White Sp* mgs $1.50 For foil d« tails as to schedules etc., call on W. E. Dodge, ticket ages t, Tifton. Ga,, or address J.W.IAS ISON, T.P. A. or C. B.RHOEESG. P.A. MACON, GEORGIA