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PACE TWELVE
SEA ISLAND BEACH
THE CLOISTER HOTEL
Distinctive in Beauty. Setting, and the Wide
Variety of Recreational Activities
of which it is the Center
American Plan
SEA ISLAND CO.
Frank G. Schmitz
Announces
To His Friends and Former Patrons
His New Location at
Norwich & P Streets
Standard Filling Station
Equipped lo serve llie public with gas and oil
and general repair work. Your patronage will be
appreciated.
FRANK G. SCHMITZ
IhY Norwich 0 1 & O P T'fc Streets p * _
Toddy .. • we begin with
&AAMAM-PAI££
We take pride in announcing our appointment as Graham
paige dealers in tins community.
Before entering tins new association we acquainted our¬
selves with the policies ot the three Graham brothers,
and arc heartily in accord with them.
Graham-Paige motor cars are now on display at out show¬
room. and we shall strive to offer you service facilities
which measure up to Graham-Paige standards.
We lvlieve you will appreciate the beauty, modern design,
sound construction, substantial value, and the fine perform¬
ance (with four speeds forward, standard gear shift 1 ot these
new Graham Paige motor cars. We invite you to see them,
and to enjoy a demonstration.
South Georgia Motors Inc.
1525 Grant St. Phone 191
W. Thornton Comer, Jr., Mgr.
THE BRUNSWICK NEWS
THE TIDES
Monday High X:3X am 8:55 pm
Oct 15 Low 2:lf0 am .‘1:00 pm
Tuesday High '1:14 am pm
Oct 10 Low :i:0X am -‘LUX pm
Wednesday IliRh 0:51 am 10:10
Oct 17 Low :i:4.’S am 4:10 pm
Thursday lli»fh 10:20 am 10:51 pm
Oct. IX Low 4:22 am 5:01 pm
Outer bar calculations; about
ty minute* lutcr in the 'harbor.
QUICKLY RELIEVES
RHEUMATIC PAINS
To r<-l relief when pair tortured
Use Joint -Ease for sciatica,
joints and muscles keep you in results con
rub it in often and expect
more speedily, (let it. at any
slant misery rub on Joint-Ease.
It, is quickly absorbed and you can
cbesl colds, sore nostrils and burning
nt Andrews Drug Store,
gist. in America.
aching feet. Only 00 cer.ts. It. pene¬
trates. You ran always get Joint-Ease
>ro, sore lame muscles, lame back,
■
5 By FRANK SULLIVAN
It It is not too lata, lot’s start a
j whispering campaign against Hoo¬
( ver. They say one has been atart
erl against Smith. They say anti
Smlth persons have been going
about whispering as follows:
1, He Is uncouth.
'
1 2. He wears a brown derby. |
S. He says "foist” for "first.’’
4. Once, on a hot day, he said
he would like to blow the froth off
| a schooner of beer.
j (This last is obviously the bunk.
Smith 1 b smooth-shaven. He would
not have to Wow the froth off
a glass of beer. That custom
was Btarted by men with large
mustachfoa to prevent telltale
.
snowy patches of froth from cling¬
ing to the mustache to serve as a
giveaway to Inquiring wives.)
Now, for this Hoover whispering
campaign, we shall require about
3,00U expert whisperers and they
ought to be able to whisper la at
least two or more foreign lan¬
guages, for we must cater to the
foreign vote. We shall want these
whisperers to skulk silently about
on dark nights between the hours
of midnight and 4 a. m., whisper¬
ing the following set of little
known facts from Herbert Hoo¬
ver's lurid past:
J. He Is uncouth.
2. He was the fellow who killed
the Austrian Archduke In 1S14,
thus starting the World War.
3. He Invaded Belgium.
4. He Is the missing Charlie
Boss and also the missing Dorothy
Arnold, and he killed Elwell.
5. He once wore a gray fedora
with the brim turned up in front
and down in back and with a red
feather stuck in the band.
6. He butters his radishes.
7. He says "Pardon me."
8. Both he and A1 Smith are real¬
ly Xeuator Curtis lu disguise, and
Senator Curtis, if he could be In¬
duced to take off his mustache.
1 would stand revealed uh Senator
Robinson, who lu private iife la
Senator Borah.
END THE PAINS OF
RHEUMATIC JOINTS
Swollen, twlngy, pain tormented
Joints are usually caused by rheuma¬
tism.
To bring comfort and relief, soothing thou¬
sands rub in Joint-Ease, a
emollient that druggists everywhere
have a big demand for.
For lumbago, sore, lame muscles,
burning feet, neuritis, sciatica and
chest colds its comforting influence
will he appreciated. It’s not expen
sive only tit) cents s s tube. You can
always get Joint-Ease at Andrews
Drug Store.
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The New Cloister Hotel
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Sea Island Beach—Saint Simons Island
SUNDAY, OCT. 14, 1928.
A NATION-WIDE
"SALES* institution - EVERY
NO
LOWEST STORE A
PRICES LOCAL
EVERY DAY *0 ENTERPRISE
“ where savings greatest 5 *
are
1426 NEWCASTLE ST. BRUNSWICK, QA.
Not So Very Long Ago
—She bought her Sugar and her
New Hat at the same Store I
The cross roads store, with, its dusty, last year’s styles has gone the
way of the old spring - wagon and the leg-o-mutton sleeve. Today the
woman from the smaller community wears the same modish coats and
frocks as her Big City Cousin, and buys them in the nearest J. C. Penney
Company Store.
She enjoys the same Economy Prices, too, because the buying power of our 1024 stores
is greater than that of the largest metropolitan store. This means larger orders, and lower
prices, and it is this Saving that makes our prices so low'.
Women who shop in our stores tell us they cannot do better in NewYork,
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