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PACE FOUR
THE BRUNSWICK NEWS
Published every businei.s afternoon except Saturday
and on Sunday morning by
NEWS PUBLISHING COMPANY,
The News Building 1604 Newcastle Street
CLARF.NCE H. I.EAVY,
President and Editor
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Brunswick «.ad the County of Glynn, and the United
States bankruptcy court for this district.
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lion of all news credited to or not otherwise credited ir:
this paper, and also to the local news published herein.
Thomas F. Clark Co., Inc., 206-217 We.-i 42nd
New York City; 140 South Dearborn Street,
Illinois; 1021 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia,
Ilcleven Twelvetrees, screen actress, has started
thing new in Hollywood. She went to Reno to be
Chicago has been given new federal judges. Busines
must be pretty good in Illinois since Mayor Cermak
office.
It’s really getting dangerous these days to be a hu
band, judging from the number of shootings that
been reported.
A hen hatched two eagle- in Cleveland recently
that reminds us of a good story but we can’t tell
about it here.
Deaths from automobiles in the United States t ime tin
war total 261,1411, or more than five times the
we lost in the war.
That man who slid 500 feet down the side of
Mountain and was not injured must have been
"balloon trousers.”
Turpentine prices continue to drop. We knew that
thing was wrong when it reached 50 cents and that it w»
too good to lust longs
King Alfonso is now in England and will confer with
his hankers. Wonder if be too lias some paper that lie
can’t meet because he lost his job.
Tobacco fed to baby < hicks makes them bigger and
better broilers, according; to experts, but it works just
the opposite on the human system.
The King of Siam is reported much better and by the
time he gets to the United States and Broadway he will
be feeling good enough to take in the sights.
They bad a slight earthquake in New Yrok tale Mon¬
day afternoon and beteba some prospectors thought the
tremors were caused by the collapse of the stock market.
The Field Museum in Chicago ha just received a col¬
lection of tools approximately 1,000,000 years old. But
they can rest assured no plumber is going to call for
them.
Well, “Uncle Wilbert” finally won a bull game and the
jinx has been broken and now watch the sport writer!
take back what they have been saying about him and his
players.
The Itotarians are coming to Brunswick next year.
Well, that’s another convention landed for this section
so we know now that there’s a great attraction down this
way for them,
Now it is reported that At Capone offered the Chicago
police department bis assistance in solving the slaying
of Jake 1.ingle. It probably would have been an easy
tusk for the gangster.
Admiral Byrd’s pet terrier, Igloo, is dead and from all
reports the animal was one of the bravest living things
with the explorer on his trip to the pole, and we know
he was one of the man’s truest friends.
Eleven former officials have been convicted on charges
of municipal graft and others are slated for trial. Why
not. put them nil in one jail and let them operate a gov¬
ernment of their own within prison walls.
S. S. Van Dim. authot'of mystery stories who in real
life is Willard Huntington Wright, was married recently
and now he might have a chance to use some of iiis
alibis found in books in bis own private life.
That vagabond who saved a box from drowning and
continued on bis way without receiving praise must have
beat it for fear he would receive an invitation to spend
the week-end a; the White House for his bravery.
The stock market is a little stronger now ami there
are plenty of people regretting they did not buy when
the bottom fell out last week. "Buy on the low and sell
on the high”—that’s what they all say! Try and do it.
The United States has issued notice that American- it
interior Nicaragua will not be protected by United States
Marines. Looks like the time is coming when Americans
will have to chuck their nationality when visiting abroad.
Walter Campbell, sports editor, telegraph editor and
what not of tint Waycross Journal-Herald, pays the
Brunswick people a nice tribute in his column “Karfulls”
in commenting on the Junior baseball league censored
by the American Legion. He says “The spirit of co¬
operation displayed by Brunswick people is unparallad
anywhere and received our highest commendation.”
Thanks Walt for them kind words!
COME OV Ell, U,!
Alfonso, depot ed king of Spain and last of the Bourbon
ino of monarch: , has been invited to coastal Georgia a
ilia home of exile.
The invitation hay been extended the Duke of Toledo
by the Atlanta Georgian through its editorial columns:
“If France does not want the Duke of Toledo hanging
iround Paris or any of the important places in that coun
ry, we will gladly take him here in Georgia, guarantee
dm security of person and every possible right of the
oursuit of happiness.
“Alfonso might secure a home iri coastal South Georgia,
or instance, where he undoubtedly could Jive like a king
md for the most part out of doors the year round. There
be might hunt, fish, walk, ride, auto or motorboat in
hort, live and like it. lie would not be annoyed or
(•stored by over-inquisitive visitors, moreover.
“Then, too, his ex-majesty would be living in a section
if the country rich in the romance of Old Spain free
hose many year: , however, of the unhappy and untoward
phases of that.
“We think Georgia would enjoy Alfonso and we believe
Alfonso would enjoy Georgia. He never again may be a
real honest-t.o-goodness king; but it is a pretty safe bet
hat Alfonso never will he a bore.”
Coastal Georgia during it. history dating back to the
icriod before the landing of the Pilgrims at Plymouth
has been a haven of rest and recreation for practically
title in the with the of that of
“ex-king.”
The Golden Isles of Guale, rich in history, romance
md new adventure, offer.: a most, interesting study of
ancient .Spanish history in the new world to Alfonso.
We tan assure the former monarch that Ids arrival on
‘be shores of the Golden Isles: would be somewhat dif
< rent from the reception given his ancestor’s troops by
orre, of Genera! dame , Edward Oglethorpe at Bloody
Marsh and that the "prickly pear” is not as abundant as
it was in the early 1700’s.
Where his ancestor’s armies fought for supremecy of
Georgia and were defeated Alfonso can spend the re¬
mainder of hi' days amid most unusual surroundings and
find just those things which probably will bring him to a
icalizfttion that, being a king is not everything and in
that he would find great consolation. •
Here A lion o could vi. it the Spanish mis. ions, the
earliest, Christian civilization of the new world with its
history dating back to the period of the landing of the
Pilgrims iff Plymouth. St. Marys missions, Tolomato
mission near Darien and numerous others along the
Georgia coast probably would give Alfonso an opportun¬
ity to see what bis people did in this country and facts
about which have never been mentioned in Spanish his¬
tories.
The Georgian is right that “he would never be annoyed
or pestered by over inquisitive visitors.” With the estab¬
lishment of a home on one of the islands of the golden
group be could roam about with little annoyance because
Americans have long learned that deposed kings are
not uncommon any longer since we came along and
showed the people how a government should be rutv
upologie: to the Hoover administration!
Yes, coastal Georgia would welcome Alfonso, Victoria
and the children. Come on over!
Al TOMOBll.ES P \Y THEIR W \Y
The total registration of motor vehicles in the United
States has just been made public by the bureau of publi
road of the department of agriculture and it shows there
was an increase during the past, year of 22,226 vehicle
The total registration of the year reached 26,522,771*
I'nsseiiger vehicles mid lueses numbered more than 22,
000,000, compared to a somewhat smaller figure for 1020.
This it is shown the vast increase has been in commer¬
cial trucks and tractors.
As a matter of course. New York lead in the number
of cars with a total of 2,207,720, but Michigan, the home
of autos, was not second. This distinction fell to Cali¬
fornia with a total of 1,210,968. Illinois, Michigan, Ohio.
I'entisylvania und Texas each reported over a million.
Cars registered in Georgia numbered 201,161; Alaba¬
ma, 220,170; Florida, 274.705, and in Tennessee, 220,126.
Sums levied upon ear owners in the states wore: Geor¬
gia. $4,4K2.257; Alabama, $2,700,761; Florida, $4,812,405;
Tennessee, $4,767,220. However, these sums represent
nothing like the whole tis they do not include the total of
money spent in the form of taxes, for gas ami other
purposes.
The figures show that the taxing of ear owners has
gone as far as it may be carried with safety. Ownership
is being discouraged an unwise policy which, if carried
too far, will serve to kill the goose that lays tile golden
egg!
II I T \\ EKE POKS1BI E
Suppose Carelessness paid bonuses!
Suppose Negligence granted pensions!
What a fortune a lot of us would make with scarcely
a turn of the wrist. The World war is costing the gov¬
ernment of the United States billion- in sums paid to the
families of American soldiers killed in battle; in com¬
pensations of one kind and another paid and to be paid
to those who survive the service of that great conflict
'There were some 25,000 men who lost their lives in the
World war. There were several times that number
wounded, ■: boded or disabled, totally or in part, by dis¬
ease.
Since the World war in the United States 264.148 per¬
sons have been killed by automobiles on the streets and
highways and several times that number have been
maimed and la men and otherwise luirt slightly or more
seriously, temporarily or permanently. Nearly 25,0m;
as many as were killed in the World war, are slaughtered
every year by nutonn^oilcs in this country. Ai d most of
these deaths and injuries are preventable. That is to $ay
that Carelessness and Negligence of somebody has boon
the cause o< them. If Carelessness and Negligence have
been responsible then, if it were possible, that pair
ought to pay bonuses and pensions and disability compen¬
sation.
What if Carelessness could be made to pay bonuses?
What M' Negligence could be made to pay pensions?
Savannah Press. \
Here comes Liston iajUtTs. Way-cross Journal-Herald:
‘Brenau girls to stfdy biology on St. Simons island.’’: beaches!
sa\e a headline in thl Brunswick News, On the
at ', Brunswick bet liberal of ,, the human , J |
one ca:t a view
body, if that’s what,’hey mean.' Now, Liston, be care
ful! I
THE BRUNSWICK NEWS
THE GRAB BAG
Better Still
Clarice -"I’m for a live-oay week.
How about you?”
Kloise “No; I’m for a five-day
week-end."
v No Fear
Mother (to her daughter) -"The
very idea, Dorothy! I’ll not have
you go around like that. Go right to
your room and put. on more (Title .”
Dorothy “But mother, f won’t
catch cold.”
perfectly Natural
Jane—“And you really think Im¬
eille’s complexion is natural V
Marie—“Oh, yes. She ha worn it
so long she wouldn’t look natural with¬
out it.”
—Exchange.
The Brute
She “Why do so many women rest
their chins on their ’.leads when they
are thinking?”
He “To keep their mouths shut so
that they won’t disturb themselves.”
—Tit-Bits.
Truthful Enough
Mistress—“I hope you are truthful,
Jane.”
New Maid- “I am on my own ac¬
count, ma’am. I only tell lies to call¬
ers for the family.”
—Answers.
Just Right
Little Evelyn—“Mummy, when did
the stork bring me to you?”
Her mother- "On the fifteenth of
May.”
L. E.—“How funny! On rriy birth¬
day.”
—Exchange.
Engaged
Nurse —“I lost sight of the child,
ma’am, and •”
Mother "Good gracious, why didn’t
you speak to a policeman”
Nurse—“I was speaking to one all
the time, ma’am.”
—Exchange.
Paradise
“Well, how’s married life?”
“It’s like Eden, old man.”
"Splendid.”
“Yes-- we’ve nothing to wear and
we're in daily l'ear of being turned
out.”
-Tit-Bits.
Perfect Control
At a baseball game there was a
young lady and her escort. She had
never been to a game before.
“Isn’t that pitcher grand?” she
sighed. “He hits their bats no matter
hmv they hold them.”
—Exchange.
Facts in the Case!
Mr. Clean -“I feel -till’ all over.”
Mr. Roberts -“What’s the trouble?”
Mr. Glenn “We bought futuristic
furnitui t a couple of weeks ago and
1 just found out I've been sleeping on
bookcase all the time.”
—Exchange.
Leveling
Mrs. Mitcho "Has U broadened
mind of your son Richard to send
him to college, Mrs. Sanders?”
Mrs, Sanders -"Oh, yes. He now
treats his parents almost ns il they
his equals.”
The Pathfinder.
Plenty to Give
Alfred "I bear you advertised for
wile. Any replies?”
Charles “Yes. Hundred,-.
Alfred "Good. What did they
? "
Charles -“Oh, they all said: 'You
can have mine.”
Exchange.
Poor Reference
Bob—“I saw the doctor you told
me to see.”
Jim "Did you tell him I sent you
to him?
Bob •Yes, 1 did.”
Jim 'What did he say V
Bob ‘He asked me to pay in ud
vance.”
Taken Up
She gazed longingly into his eyes.
"Oswald," sbr purred, “would you
put yourself out for me?”
"Darling. I’d do anything for you.”
Oswald replied.
"Then do it," she yawned, gazing
up at tin* clock. "It’s pa.-t midnight
I'm tired.”
-Answers.
Seaside
Small Daughter ' What makes
your head so different f ont mam¬
? ”
Her Dad "1 dunno. How is uif
ferent ?”
Small Daughter- “Mamma’s is all
i:> waves or top and yours is all
— Exchange.
Old-Fashioned
Funn a bygone writer the art
making love:
"W ien a lover has doti ijall * ha: 1 j
have directed and yet 1’ ■'
not declare herself
1 ’’ modesty, 1
' 1 ' >! ,*’* better express
i .
whfa jt ^
the heart.”
GOVERNORS HOLD CONFERENCE IN ALBANY, N. Y.
1- JK TOWmiMTO gila :
Associated Press Pho
The governors of five states, leprccentic.g chiefly the executive committee of the governors’ con¬
ference, as they met In Albany, N Y., to work out plans for the annual conference at French Lick, Inc!,,
the first week in June. Seated, left to right; Gov. Norman S. Case, Rhode Island; Gov. Franklin D,
Roosevelt, New York, and Gov. John G. Pollard, Virginia. Standing: Cary Augustus Hardee, former
governor of Florida; Gov. Harry G. Leslie, Indiana, and Gov. George Deni, Ucah.
By BOBBIN COONS
Hollywood, April 22.—Herewith is
launched Hollywood's Alice-in-Won¬
derland Club- a movement that soon
er o) later some
casting director
probably will
start anyway.
Edgar Norton,
the d i g n ified
character actor,
was the first re¬
cruit, his great
ambition being to
portray the Mad
Hatter on the
screen.
Then the other
HELEN CHANOLLP. day we went to
lunch with Helen ( handler and the
girl who came was Alice in person—
a little, fair-haired and blue-eyed girl,
wit!’ a simple summery dress and a
big wide-brimmed stray hat, who
looked as if she might have stepped
through the keyhole into Wonderland
that very moment.
When we asked her if she had
thought of playing the role she looked
up ir surprise. “Did someone tell
you 1 wanted to?” she asked. No one
bad.
"Well," she laughed, “all that stands
between me and complete happiness
is a chance to play Alice—Alice and
‘The Constant Nymph’ and Katherine
in ‘A Farewell to Arms.’ ”
Earnesi Youth
Helen Chandler is Alice—but a
practical Alice with a thinking head
on her shoulders. She is earnest and
sincere. .She is married to Cyril
Hume, the writer.
At 22 she is “discouraged” about
her screen career--and ‘.bat despite
her present popularity, for she has
been offered more parts than she has
time to handle. She is sincerely dis¬
satisfied with every screen perform¬
ance she has given.
“I’ve never wanted to be just an
actress, but always a great actress,”
she says.
“And I’m a ve".v bad girl, I guess,”
she says. “1 won’t be satisfied with
just enough money. I want enough
ti- be able to do anything, go any¬
where i edi use. and still have plenty
when 1 return.”
Disillusionment
Before she came to Hollywood two
years ago Helen Chandler had great
ideas about pictures.
All she had seen were a few like i
"Broken Blossoms,'* "The Big Pti- |
rude” a d "The Merry Widow,” and
file though, a!! pictures would be as
good as those.
.She learned otherwise, being plac
< .1 in ga-;a roles in several program!
pictures lie:ore she began free-lane -‘
ing. That marked a turning point
ii* her civeer, for she has played
strong roles in a number of pictures
and nov. is considering a contract
offer from First National.
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BY PURIFICATION
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Why not rid yourself of chronic ail
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’ity? your I 1
taking a thorough course of Cal
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tl weeks---and see how nature re
plot'sbs rds you with health,
purify the blood by acti
j diver., kidneys, stomach and
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(adv)
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1931.
Cooking School
Where Good Meals are
Prepared
There Our Groceries
are Essential
ATTEND
The Gas Co,
Cooking School
Oglethorpe Hotel
Tues., Wed., Thurs., Fri.
MRS. FRANCES Y. KLINE
Home Economist
MRS. KLINE
Is Using Our
Fresh Vegetables and Groceries
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